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SultanOfAbia:
Guys i have been seeing this babe for 2 weeks now. I decided to follow her for her church for a 3 day crusade program.
Me personaly i hate going to church

But she said she paid for accommodation in a cheap hotel not far from the church and we could stay together in the hotel for 2 days.
I saw this as my opportunity to sleep with her
So i couldn't resist going for the crusade.

During the first crusade, during hot prayers. She was okay until all of sudden she started running and spining around like she was possessed.
Ushers then dragged her to the altar where pastor was casting other women who were manifesting and acting possessed.

She was just rolling on the floor, screaming and scrathing her body.
After all the deliverance and prayers she got back to her senses came back to our seat and started crying.

Im now scared to have sex with her
After seeing the pastor cast spirit from her
This is the second day of crusade
Should i leave the crusade and forget the girl
or should i still stay and bleep the girl.

GCFRin2034:
A brief analysis here:
The three top contestants were BAT, Amaechi and PYO. I have listed the results of those who scored at least one vote. I also listed the total delegates per state and geopolitical zone even though not all of them voted.

Name Score
Asiwaju Bola Tinubu 1271
Rotimi Amaechi 316
Yemi Osibanjo 235
Ahmed Lawan 152
Yahaya Bello 47
David Umahi 38
Ben Ayade 37
Ahmed Yerima 4
Ogbonnaya Onu 1
Chukwuemeka Nwajuba 1

I am making a few assumptions here:
1. That Amaechi swept the entire south-south (asides from the 47 votes for Ayade).
2. That Yahaya, Yerima and Lawan did not get any votes in the south-east.
3. That the bulk of Osibanjo's votes came from the south-west.


Of course, these assumptions may be partially wrong. Especially No. 3. But let's assume for a second that they're true, then we get to the interesting part below:

The entire SE had 285 delegates. Out of these 285, 38 went to Umahi, 1 went to Ogbonnaya Onu and 1 went to Chukwuemeka N. Total of 40 votes for Igbo candidates. That's a leftover of 245 votes. (285-40 = 245).
So if No. 1 assumption above is correct that Amaechi got most of his votes from the SS, and No 2 assumption above is correct that SE did not vote for yahaya, yerima or lawan, that would then mean that the majority of SE votes went to Tinubu! Even if through Orji Uzo Kalu's influence, that Lawan managed to get 20 or 30 votes from Abia, that still leaves well over 200 votes that went to BAT from the SE.

Onto the second scenario, PYO scored 235 votes. Where did these votes come from? If the No. 3 assumption above is correct that the bulk of these votes came from the SW with a few from the NC, then means out of the total 411 available in the SW, that Tinubu got less from the SW than what he got from the SE !

I agree that this second scenario highly unlikely as it's mostly based on the No. 3 assumption, but do you follow my reasoning? Kindly refute with facts and logic only. No irresponsible or intellectually challenged outbursts please.

Does anybody have the breakdown of how the delegates voted ? I searched online but I couldn't find any. I want to know where PYO got his 235 votes from.

TheNewsC4:
The Muslim Rights Concern has strongly condemned the terrorist attack on worshippers inside the St. Francis Catholic Church, Owo, Ondo State. The attackers killed dozens of worshippers during service today, Sunday, 5th June, 2022. MURIC has called for the immediate arrest and prosecution of the attackers...

https://www.thenews-chronicle.com/arrest-owo-church-killers-now-muric/

Ernesthugo:
UNTOP HOW MUCH?

Flora2Sweet:
Pls House, I've been away for some time, I only got back to get my PVC..

I've registered on the website, the only location close enough for me is at the Ince office.ETI-OSA.

I've been trying to book an appointment, Bt it keeps saying no available SLOTS.

Do they buy SLOTS? NW.

Pls I'll be needing the address of a Church or NGO organising for PVC Collection/Registration.

Pls its urgent.. My Eye's don see some thing, where i go because say i be NIGERIAN.

i dont want to go too far, because of the APC PRIMARIES.

THK U...

Beremx:
This is an act of cowardice. Those who massacred innocent Catholics are in the forests. They should go to the forests and avenge the killings.


May the soul of the departed Rest In Peace Amen

Phimzy:
Three Thousand Years Of Longing

Release date:August 2022

Dorwadora:
Lol.... Insecured black boy... Look at you racially discriminating your own color people. Well, women in this content.

And Judging from the angle of the picture, it's a sneak picture so you're a liar, she's not your girlfriend, she's probably a course mate you took pity on your poor black ass to allow you study with her


Modified: Well, well..... Mr fake, so you've been busted... Fake oshi... You dare to steal a picture about campus life on Twitter and come here to brag to us ... Naso God go dey expose una.

Dorwadora:
Lol.... Insecured black boy... Look at you racially discriminating your own color people. Well, women in this content.

And Judging from the angle of the picture, it's a sneak picture so you're a liar, she's not your girlfriend, she's probably a course mate you took pity on your poor black ass to allow you study with her jealousy jealousy


Modified: Well, well..... Mr fake, so you've been busted... Fake oshi... You dare to steal a picture about campus life on Twitter and come here to brag to us ... Naso God go dey expose una.

allswellis:
Abeg make my MAN CITY no go crash ooo.

Lordofalmajiri:
Glo is the best no arguments at all.

virginprincess:
Most men are wicked and heartless,wasted 5yrs of someones life, i can't be in a relationship with a guy more than 1yr,if i see than that relationship is taking us nowhere i move to the next avaliable person,i got no time for rubbish.

Ceenaija:
He forgot that he can win with a vote. It is an error that he failed to Visit the south east..

Sweetplum:
Fiction or real?
Jut d l with the man welll

Heeyor:
I'm an Arsenal fan but I'm fasting and praying for Liverpool to win this. I hate Man City with passion. May all their players sneeze when they are about to score.

Android22:
It was debunked bro. Search for Grealish Aston Villa 15M clause debunked and you'd see Micah Richard's deny it. Even Grealish's agent denied it. I am driving or else I would have sent you screenshots.

Kingsley123456:
My girlfriend told me about her friend who is also serving at a company in Ibadan, last Thursday was when the company lunched a Point of Sale kiosk and asked the corp member to be resuming there every morning...imagine, It appears so embarrassing....

adibo:
Good morning. I plugged my powerbank yesterday morning as usual. After some time, they seized the light, I did not notice any issue. Only for me to try charging my phone with it and it refused to come on.

When I checked, I noticed the charging port was very hot and smelling a bit burnt. The powerbank charging port area has been very hot since then even till this morning, it is still very hot and the digital display has been on since yesterday without going off

What could be the problem?

Ballzproblemm:
jus look at the monkey broke shaming men. @animegirl, nawao , you no fit even plait your hair

Candidlady:


Your wife cfvkd up hitting you was something she shouldn't have done.

But since you also pulled a wire on her iguess you guys are even.


You paid iPo that followed you to the so called pastor's place. Amount unknown


your booked over night 17 thou'

You paid a sex worker 4 thou'

Sure you got high on some liquor and prolly got food. Amount unknown

How much is a bag of rice.?

Don't get me wrong iam not in support of what your wife did. Matter of fact Ihate lousy ladies


don't forget you have a kid... just hope it is not a boy child and if it is then ireally do not care whatever happens to him as a result of your toxic marriage/relationship

Afamsi:
Who be Maryann

Dorwadora:
I don't think it's bleaching in most cases.

The darkness is due to the excess of skin that is around the joints. The extra skin in this area (which slightly bunches up when joints are extended) is necessary to allow for movement of the joints, so you might see darkness in the elbows, knees, knuckles, toes, heels and anklebone. There is no permanent way to lighten these areas. Because of this continual movement, the removal of some of the darkness in this area is only temporary.

Another thing that contributes to the darkening of the skin is the frequent friction and pressure placed on these areas. Knocking on doors with our knuckles, wearing poorly fitting shoes that rub against our heels, or flip flops that make us grip our toes, plus kneeling and crawling on our knees, resting elbows on hard desks, and more, causes trauma to the skin leading to discoloration. In addition, the body also responds to damage by thickening the skin in the area it perceives as being under attack.

essentialone:
All Yoruba Traditional Rulers are Muslims

guobe:
Betting made Easy,certainly revolutionising this game credit uyimarshal@yahoo.com and guobepredictz on telegram and twitter.

Loveisnotenough:
You go day lick pusssiiii.....I hope someone else release some Vawulence on you.

gistsmill04:
The Abia Police Command has reported that a notorious thief known as “Bouncer” was electrocuted while stealing from a church in Aba.

https://www.ngtimes.net/2022/05/notorious-church-thief-bouncer-electrocuted-in-the-act.html

“Bouncer” was electrocuted while attempting to steal the church’s electrical appliances and other equipment, according to SP Geoffrey Ogbonna, the Abia Command Police PRO.

Despite the fact that the police did not have his genuine identity, Ogbonna said his body had been deposited in a mortuary.

On Saturday midnight, the event occurred at St Luke’s Anglican Church, Agbarevo Street, off Omuma Road, in Eziukwu-Asa-Okpuaja, Aba South LGA.

A church employee who requested anonymity said they had logged multiple robbery instances on the church grounds, but no one had ever been apprehended.

Bouncer was heard shouting ‘oh Jesus’ inside the Church at midnight on Saturday, April 30,” he claimed.

He claimed that they recovered the street Urchin’s body early on Sunday morning, validating suspicions that the thief resided near the church.

He claimed the dead jumped into the church grounds through the back gate, dismantled other equipment, and then cut cables when power was restored, electrocuting himself.

“In recent years, this church has seen a number of theft occurrences.

“Through their robbing methods, the thieves have made a shambles of God’s house.” We have been living on God’s kindness. Nothing is secure in this place. Even the roofing sheets were not spared.

“The church suffered a loss of millions of Naira in recently installed roofing sheets. We’ve lost hundreds of thousands of naira worth of plastic chairs and seats.

“The most recent one that astonished everyone was a really large goat that was used for thanksgiving by a church member.

“And the goat, which was worth about N150,000, was kept in the church compound but was taken the next day.” Can you fathom the desperation?

“We noticed the robber jumped inside the church compound and knocked down some blocks while doing his thing.

“I am not pleased with his death. I wish he had lived long enough to repent, but this should serve as a lesson to others.

https://www.ngtimes.net/2022/05/notorious-church-thief-bouncer-electrocuted-in-the-act.html

Ebubu:
you are not a good liar