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Candidlady:
Iknew you were gonna cook up lies
Chef bmd
Why did you take down your profile picture… someone who is claustrophobic can never run a session in that hut of yours you call a studio



Wack producer
Drop link to your work on here let’s even know how dope you are

You get small hut carry laptop of 2gig ram and rom of 6gig and very cheap sound card Dey form say you get studio
Plus aba made mic of 10 thou’



Yaro you must be a joker

slowpoke m a introvert hence d studio in d house.

Search audiomack.com u will see me there, thats my work.

Urs ko wats ur work? Bringing peace to d table?
Should i check codedruns or ikeja Street after 10pm for u

Candidlady:
kai yaron nan ka fara da hauka yau dasafe ko

And for bmd1010 why not focus on your cobweb infested studio than coming on nl to spew trash

Wack producer no wonder you no gree blow
mutun mutun

Chai e really pain u cause u know ur self.
Yh i like my wack studio
5yrs
2 bed toom apartment
And other biz on d side
Paying for it, thats how good i am with d web studio


U yes u all u have is pussy, wide dry pussy

Knowing the difference between assets & liabilities


Assets : you making money building your self

Liabilities : you dating a Nigeria girl

Unknown, he dies, now he is on social page.
Na to dey fake death win m b dat to blow.

Fisiryorh:
Noticed it too...but it's not really porn per say...

It's a case of a "Clicker" ...he's job is to come here on nairaland, open various accounts and paste his useless site to generate traffic for himself..the idiot only uses porn captions & pictures to get the attention of other humans...

But the rate at which he does it is alarming & those Mods have not been doing anything about it....


Cc: lalasticlala

https://www.nairaland.com/7399317/what-notice-adult-porn-posted#117834074



Yh i

bmd1010:
https://www.nairaland.com/7399317/what-notice-adult-porn-posted#117834074



U saw this post it will help differentiate d fake link

Expecially one he will post full nude write actual headline n it will b link to advert.

Nijalife always insult him on every of his post

motionarena:
Dear Mr Seun.
Please can't you control the large amount of Pornographic materials in your site.

Most of us come here to read funny romance stories and experiences but 90% of topics on the page is all porn. We know where to go if we want to watch porn.

Please seun put some order to this
Thanks

https://www.nairaland.com/7399317/what-notice-adult-porn-posted#117834074



I saw this post it will help differentiate d fake link

Jeweltz:
Those of you asking what am I bringing. I give him peace of mind and be his support

Thunder fire ur peace of mind

Evening

U can perform n still vote for better person.
E no hard

AbujaMenFashion:
[b][b]Hello Fam
This is a Real traditional Marriage List, presented to my incoming in-laws, I am from Isiala Mbano, na Imo State. November 2022

This was sent to my incoming in-laws
By my Parents
Hope its not excessive/ bloated

By God grace i have stayed Chasted all my life oo


Nevertheless, i Hope this list is not crazy in this Economy. Honest Opinion biko nu

Introduction list

A. Iheumunna.

50 tubers of yam
1 bag of rice
1 bag of salt
1 carton of soap.
25 litres of red oil
25 litres of ground nut oil
Assorted types of drinks( soft drinks and wine and kola nut.



B. Mmanya nna(brides father).

Nkpara, chieftaincy dress, cap, a pair of shoe.
Mmanya. Nne(brides mother) blouse, wrapper, hair tie, shoe.
Ihendiagbatobi(things for relations) drinks, food stuff and detergent


C. Things for bride

Box of clothes
Jewelries, wrapper, shoes and hand bag
Dowry/bride price #20, 000(twenty thousand naira)


D. Iheumuwanye
Drinks, food stuff, meat. Ugba.



The END


Nevertheless this items are subject to change for the comfort of our groom and family. Also this items could be monetized or settle in cash due to stress in transportation.
Thank you for your understanding.


(Okwa internet pictures bikonu)

how much b ur own, make i dey prepare down

virginprincess:
Hope it doesn't end's in tears sha

premium

Olaolar:
. Mr' what's the meaning of the stupid site you ask me to visit .. smenmusic.com . I enter the site it's full of IndecentStar video ..

its means d domain has expired n no longer working jeez. U know how many site don pack up since buhari took over?

Another one will take his place, nothing change

Lol Mr right, 4 days fly in from America.

Nig girls u have no love in u anymore, plzzz no body should come here n saw awwwww.


Rubbish

A Nigerian TikToker, Chioma Jasmine, has recounted how her man flew in from United States to propose and marry her, two months after they met on TikTok.



According to Jasmine, her man proposed to her 4 days after they met for the first time. They got married 24 days after and they are now expecting their twin daughters. She further described him as her "best decision".

Nigerian lady, Chioma Jasmine narrates how her man flew in from United States to propose and marry her two months after they met on TikTok (video)

See who’s no longer single ! On the 28th February I said yes to my MR Right… Court wedding, 28th February Gambia. White wedding 28th August Miami Florida USA traditional wedding 28th December Nigeria ! You are all invited

Princess80:
hehehe

smile.
I dey wait

Joystic:
Normally if she says it first, I just keep a straight face. But verily I tell you, the sex that night will be so intense and in the middle of her orgasm that's when I'll say it back.

wat if no sex dat nite

Princess80:
Oh, if u could come to Texas, i might buy you a drink

send me invitation or come over make we marry then u buy me d drink here

Princess80:
I love you.

come take me out first

Why do we have 2 rate system in nija
Cant we just stick to d bank rate only
N getting rid of aboki wahala

Princess80:
I love you.

time will tell

I said there will come a time when we will test that theory

Even the bible acknowledge fools

I no come understand, u kill am twice abi e die for real this time

ultim:
There's has been slight domestic feuds that led to paternity wahala in my big cousin's house.
He asked me to help him get a reliable test place, that he needed a DNA on his only son 7. I did and brought home the sample swabs.
Sample was to be collected secretly without anybody's consent. He goaded the boy to his room during one afternoon this mid term break and said he wanted to check his growing teeth, then brought out the swabs and started rolling in the boys inner jaw. The boy withdrew after a while and asked "daddy why do you want to collect DNA sample from me?" There is no clue whatsoever that could have given him the idea, just tiny cotton swabs. No inscriptions anywhere that he could have sighted.

Awestruck my big cousin almost 55 narrowly survived heart attack. This is true!
Please what do these children learn in school now?

the kid is being thought well, simple

9jas no go hear, expecially when d person claim to b a pastor

MONEY FOR TRAIN