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op dey learn for story writing. this happened during my university days in AAU. had this roomate who likes to chop babes left and right, he was banging dis said reading reading chick who comes n go when he wants pussy, this lady and i use to rapor when he isn't around, dont worry, no moves where made then, so one day roomy came with another girl, meeting her for the first time i just didnt like her, rude way of talking and tried to order me to buy her something out side cause it was late, mind u we stay in a two room apartment, i simply told her to send her bf or or go her self, she just hissed n left to buy it her self. suddenly someone walked into the apartment and i tot mumu girl dey fear, guess what it was d other girl she was coming from night reading n tot she pass d night, see as my guy begin dey vex u should have let me know u were coming today bla bla bla, while she was trying to calm my nigger down, the other girl came in and was like was is happening here, i sha kuku pick sit, ka dey watch. my roomy was like she is a friend and came to visit us, that nah my gf, roomy new catch come dey look me, roomy dey look me with that kind abeg no Bleep up, soon to b ex dey confuse no no who to look, i just sigh look d new catch n said yes, shes just angry with ur bf over somethings he did for her that didnt work well @ school, na so new catch say ok enter room. old catch come sit down near me dey vex dey cry but she no fit go house e don late, well after 30 min of sorry sorry sorry no vex no cry u suppose know say all this fine boys dey hard dey their own nahh, she sha stop to cry, made her eat something and went to my room to arrange to get pillow n blanket for her, saw my roomy walked out went to talk to her came back to me and said if she give u do, no wahala, i just raise my hands like say wetin? he smiled and went inside his room(dude smiles alot), I went to tell am going to sleep brought out d pillow n sheet and ask if shes ok there or wants to share the bed, she said shes will join me in d room, doesn't want to be in d parlour alone. we went in i gave her my shirt she had boxer on already underneath her jeans, and we slept off, the sound of my roomy n new catch banging was making it hard for both of us as we were just turning n turning, alas she just grab my face n started kissing me, didnt waste time i returned the kissing n started offloading our cloths, reach under the foam yanked a condom out, to come wear condom turn wahala, she collected it wore it and sat on me, wont lie best sex ever, u know girls who like to read alot n keep steady grade barely have time for sex like dat thus making their pussy tight. well come morning she left after 2 rounds of sex, roomy new catch left also to greet good morning dey hard that one (fool). na so my guy come meet me, made a fist and threw it towards me, i tot shuuu omo one punch me, but he followed it with my guyyyyyyyyyy haaaaa e don tey wen i dey try Bleep dat girl my guyyyyyyyyy haaaa u try for me i don spend tire for that babe nah so i for loose the toto like dat, i was like no wahala nah i b ur person, he just couldn't stop smiling with me, knowing fully well d tory never end, so he came out with it. u still Bleep her nah shey, i said no why nahh he asked, well cause nah she Bleep me as i no gree make move. he just burst into laughter. anyway reading girl didnt come around anymore until i saw her in sch she gave me her address and i was smashing like kilode. my roomy new catch didnt last as he replaced her with one mammy water looking beauty like that. anyway thats my story believe or not coro dey outside be safe |
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ifysmart65:this is how i do mine, i list like 3 or 4 then drop link for d rest who go read go read but now..... |
Eulalia:ok ooo am waiting oo |
wat kind of car, n b careful with d amount u placing there bros times are hard ok |
if we talk now, hope it's fake news |
ARE YOU AN ARTIST? CHECK MY SIGNATURE |
Eulalia:everything is up for discussion |
MrImole:epic |
have u ever seen any one speaking in tongue in sign language |
It's football but not as we know it The K League kicked off on Friday as viewers around the world got an idea of what football will look like in the coronavirus age. The stands were empty, bar a few officials and the South Korea manager - all wearing masks. On the benches the subs wore masks - club branded ones in the case of Jeonbuk Motors - and so did most of the coaches and the fourth official. On the pitch there were no masks but handshakes were banned (although players did bump fists at the end) and players were not allowed to spit or talk at close proximity to each other. The atmosphere was surreal with silence for most of the game - apart from the players' shouting. There was the occasional spell of crowd noise piped in (it was surprisingly genuine sounding). And the final whistle was met by deafening silence. The game itself ended in a 1-0 win for champions Jeonbuk Motors over cup holders Suwon Bluewings. Substitute Lee Dong-gook, 41, scored the only goal with a header. There was also a red card and VAR check for a penalty not given. With the Bundesliga returning next weekend and the Premier League hoping to be back next month, this was a valuable glimpse into what the new normal looks like. |
dem don full every where, after going to a seminar and told crap they start uploading crap |
evening |
klbakare:lol |
can u claim d I have kids? na property they b? |
dem dey there wen dey name am earth |
Kemblaze:nope, clearing d way b4 pleasure noni |
another 14yr old spotted. |
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too much mosquito ![]() |
Wiseandtrue:the fees wont even b cheap. trust me if u line up another carbon copy of buhari people will still vote him |
nice try put am for afro tv on gotv |
Kemblaze:just tell them u are seeing someone this way wen u bang them dey know u already made it clear u seeing someone |
kuuljay:14 lol |
Kestolove:hows heaven |
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