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Harbioollah:
500L MCB

Tales by moonlight

i thought i was the only one who noticed. That arrangee thing na die. If i hear say i gree

CSTR2:
There is nohing incredible about this list at all.
The only thing worth knowing is 19.
Integration of the territories at colonization was by force.
There was nothing organic about Nigeria. All the great nations in the world today were created organically, USA, UK, australia, china, e.t.c

Explain pls!

Thought we had anti-gay laws

Guess that's what happens when you have too much dollars in your system, more like 'dollar sepsis'. I wonder why she had to go to the UK for treatment cos last time i checked Dr. Buhari takes away your pain. Come home to daddy Allison!

That's a giant leap you wanna take, it comes with the good and bad actually.
The good: you get too be your own boss and that way you're striding towards your aspirations.
The bad: risk of mismanagement of funds as an entrepreneur+if you do your maths right, you will probably earn that 8m from your current work in less than 4yrs.
My humble opinion is you get yourself a side hustle(your own investment if you dont have 1 already and if you do, start making efforts to retire to that). That way you might earn money in two ways

ikeepitreal:
Oya je ka korin, korin pelu .
I'm sorry, the song is playing in my head.

He can! By showering her with affection

*modified*
Ehehehehehhehhehehehehhehehh. My first FTC ever on nairaland. Well, I dedicate it to
Pink cadillacs
Russel the love muscle
Boogy harry
RIP eldo mr hoozoo
Grand shikwane
Shibabado shibaabo
And I can't forget kick ass kenny mainstry
Cause now I'm in the mainstream, I f*uck with the A team. Out.

Guess you high on that song

CR77:
Burna Boy if you did well MTV will nominate you



So stop crying like APC members

you get sense gan-an

Y'all know that American hit song 'Trap Queen', is set to have, guess who! Star Boy Wizkid, C city's finest Iceprince Zamani and O.B.O. Baddest on its Afro remix. The annoucement was made by Iceprince through a snippet he posted on IG. Davido seems to have confirmed the news on his IG account too. We hope the Afro remix surmounts the success of the original version.

Singing' am in love wid my baby'

sexaddict08:
I think the two is bad. they are both clubs who don't buy African players. instead Everton, Manchester city, Tottenham.
Chelsea is the only club in England that loves African players to the core. that's why I'm BLUES....

so how come Kanu, Adebayor, k.Toure and the likes played for arsenal?

Ishilove:
What do I look out for in a man?

Physical Appearance: I'm not too keen on physical appearance. Just be neat and well groomed, no mouth/body odour. I remember about eight years back, in my undergraduate days, one nigga came a'toasting. Sweet Jesus, how his breath stunk.

Tall, well built, dark complexion with very thick lips, the kind my Yoruba brethren will call 'ete jumkpai' or 'etelombolo'. When he opened his mouth to start the toasting, my eyes watered, my nostrils flared and I almost passed out as waves upon waves of dizzying mouth odour washed over me. I was traumatised for weeks.

There's something called mouthwash, guys. It helps alleviate gangster halitosis. Seriously.

Deodorants help too. Don't approach a lady smelling 'mannish'. You know that man smell; a combination of armpits and sweat smell. Rather unpleasant.

Guys, Nivea deodorant is just 350 naira. Abeg!

Finance: Money isn't everything. Just have a stable source of income. Shove your big dreams and empty pockets up a rat's raggedy buttocks. STABLE source of income is what will reassure a lady. You don't have to be a millionaire, but have something that will ensure your family don't die of kwashiokor because they are forced to drink garri 24/7.

Spirituality: I speak for myself alone. I want me a prayer warrior. It is important your partner knows the things of the spirit,and does not leave the weight of spiritual responsibility for you to carry alone.

Character: Respectful and responsible. A verbally abusive man is a no-no for me. I speak for myself alone though.

Some ladies don't see anything with a verbally abusive or bossy man. I think the term they call it is 'submissiveness'.

Emotional strength: Mild mannered, easy going. No childish tantrums for me. I will verbally whip you to pieces if you do that near me.

I think that does it.

Nobody is perfect though. You first of all have to love yourself and work on yourself before thinking of others.

i like this gal. No fronting, just straight up

West coast baby!

22 jump street

moneybag100:
Stop living in denial....you all know if not for the suarez world cup scandal he would have been nominated...sanchez don't have any scandal, he's just not good enough to be nominated..Fifa have listed the 23 best players on planet(except suarez) and hazard is there...where is sanchez?...do you think Fifa committee watch matches as you people do with sentiment? just because he played 5 matches well doesn't mean he's good..ozil did better than him when he first came, where is he now?...let wait and see how it turn out for him..

i pray God keeps us all to the end of the season and hopefully the two players dont suffer any fatal injury, because as you said 10 matches are not enough to judge. What you will say then, i want to know

moneybag100:
Please stop dis respecting hazard...compare hazard with di maria, ronaldo, messi...not with fluke sanchez....if not why isn't sanchez nominated for ballon d'or?

that means Hazard is better than Suarez

gabe15:
hmm for ur mind comparing striker to winger smh for u

for your eye na striker sanchez dey play for arsenal? So where welbeck dey play?

Me o i'd say it is not advisable. It starts from somewhere; from cooking to washing to cleaning. Unless there are plans for marriage or if she must, maybe once a while

debo07:
Many of us have watched numerous seanson films.We all have our favourite characters.Some expecially girls go as far as having crushes on them.But this thread is for the bad guys of movie series.So guys let's have fun and list some of our favourite movie series villains(bad guys).Mine in no particular order: *Lord Rahl-Legend of the seeker. *klaus-Vampire Diaries. *Damon Salvatore (bad but funny)-Vampire Diaries. *T-Bag(Bad but you can't hate him)-Prison break

klaus Michaelson A.K.A baddest guy ever

Emodeee:
do u knw n6 rap too? ion think he's a good rapper.
the last time he wz trynna break vector's one hour freestyle record on d
party club mix wid dotun and dj xclusive buh he can't. i fink he should
jez stick to radio and quit rap.

i heard like 3 track off his Business before pleasure album. Not bad but like you i prefer him as an oap. He has the lyrics but the flow hmmmm

I really dont have favourite but i like N6 of 96.9 then stephanie coker when she was with cool fm. I used to like toolz but now i kinda prefer omalicha of rhythm fm. Olawale on top radio(sport cafe) is sound. I think oaps are very wonderful people that spice up our lives(for those of us who love the RADIO)

Emodeee:
well, as for me, i will go for NELLY of nigeria info 99.3. She's jez too articulate. Fine voice, impeccable diction and intelligent. She's jez a fantastic OAP.
Formerly it used to be 4LAH though buh wen NELLY came in, she engrossed me wid d aforementioned qualities.
who is ur favourite OAP?

Nelly is a no-nonense-straight-to-the-point-oap. She says it as it is+good comand of enlish language. Nelly es bueno!

Burna all the way #teamdongorgon

Black does the magic for me. Also love girls in black lingerie.....that shit turns me on in no time

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thanks a whole lots

itstpia1: you've mentioned various things which to you, are reasons why some unnamed people should call off, or not do, whichever celebration you are talking about.

so, sounds like you are the culprit here.

your friend went further and included other occasions, etc, in your list.


in africa, living to an old age is cause for celebration, thats why you see people celebrating such. Whether they can afford to or not, is another matter, you did not think to make mention of that in your objections, instead you kept rambling vaguely and could not pinpoint what exactly you are trying to say.


personally, if something is not my business, i dont carry it on my head.

as for the culprit ish, no am not. No one is hawking anything here+ i only wrote against the burial stuff. You know what, whatever!

Yes! As are the previous ones

itstpia1: if your culture calls for you spending such and such on burials, then you are free to refuse or do so, its your decision.


if the people involved know they have kids and family to cater for, what exactly is your own business there? Dont you have your own issues to face?


the only reason why i can understand your ameboish rants, is if you say there is a security or ebola problem involved in celebrations.

If thats the case, say it out in plain language instead of going on and on about nothing.

i think the post said something into your ears cos you argue as if i called your name. I get your point tho. But i think we should sometime follow our mind rather than some lame culture. #justsaying

itstpia1: What exactly concerns you?

If people want to celebrate, what is it to you?

What are the pressing matters that concern you more than them?

i didnt say they should not 'celebrate' and i didnt say those matter are pressing to me. Imagine spending an awful lot of money on burial ceremony when you have kids & family to cater for. And my post was just an opinion not a decree!

itstpia1: You may want to wait until your wedding day or any occasion, after receiving threats of this type, to find out if the op and his/her ilk said they are going to harm people.

does the post seem like a threat to you?

itstpia1: Even the bible says people will be marrying, giving in marriage, holding whatever ceremonies they need to, till the end of the world.

So, if you are going to end the world because you do not like people having a party or whatever, go ahead and do so, but do not, under any circumstances, attempt to harm individuals because of your jealousy.

That will not work.

celebrate even when you have other pressing matters? Aiit

itstpia1: Just because you disapprove for whatever reason, doesn't mean people should not do what they feel they need to do at some point in time. As long as its not illegal.

Its wrong to dictate to others as if you are God, just trying to control their lives for no other reason besides bad belle.

If it even stops at bad belle alone, that is manageable, what I would strongly have issues with, are attempts to go beyond bad bele and physically harm people out of envy.

That, is a sin which anyone indulging in, will pay for.

Guaranteed.

better read well before saying nonsense. Did i say it's a crime. Well i know your type

If only female OAPs on radio stations in Lagos look half as good as they sound on air. Am not insinuating they are ugly but their beauties most of the time dont match their lovely voices. I've been heartbroken on seeing them on tv. #hadtosaythis