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[color=#000099][/color] *Abeg dress back. *If I hear pim, u go hear weeen. *Have they BROUGHT light? *The FILM is SWEET *Pls help me SLOW that fan *Mummy HAVE come *I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU *Have you paid your school fees money? *See as you BAFF up *Put the bread inside LYLON *I strong KAKARAKA *Oya come and be going *I KUKUMA don't have your time *Shebi you have BB charger *See how her eye is entering my food *Did you see the sound of my ringtone? *I know you have come since bcoz I hear your perfume. *I wan ENTER Motor *U dey hear d smell? *shey u dey catch cold *Abeg leave me alone *i carry God take beg u ooo *have mummy Go *why are u lying in ma head *is uncle dat beat mε *is mε dat wil do first. * How e go be. * How the thing be. * Reason me guy. * Shey you dey code the koko ADD UR OWN

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not for sale

Hey! I just want to say somethings about the future of this ponzi scheme. MMM started over a year ago in Nigeria and since then it has been effective.if you go through the testimony platform of the scheme , its clear that the scheme has really helped many families especially in this period of economic recession.
Its unfortunate that the scheme is facing a challenging moment and I think its worth the analysis of financial expert because the scheme has over 2.5million participants and imagine the billion of naira that is involved in the scheme. I'm not ignorant of the fact that the federal government had warned Nigerians from this financial initiative but then you will agree with me that such kind of initiative is impossible to avoid in this period of economic recession!
I usually make it clear to friends who wants to join the scheme that the scheme is highly risky, although the return is a compensation for it. This is in accordance with the fundamental finance principle of “the higher the risk the higher the return” but most people question me on the basis that the scheme has been operating effectively for a while and so its near impossible for it to crash. I’m not surprise that this is happening. Let me quickly address some basic question.
Why the freezing? MMM is built upon PH and GH. For the scheme to be operative some participants must be willing to PH while some others who had PH before will GH at least two(2) weeks after. So at anytime when PH is not equal to GH there will always be problem(very much relatd to the theory of demand and supply). This simply means that there are more people who wants to GH than PH. This inequality is most likely to occur during festive period. It can also occur at any time when people lose trust in the scheme. The best action to take therefore is to freeze all mavros so that a rescue mission can be embarked upon. What are the possible actions that can sustain the scheme?
Participants are to PH a minimum amount. I wasn’t surprise when I saw an article on watsap that all participants are pleaded with to PH #20,000 to rescue the scheme from crashing. This is actually an effort to equalize PH and GH. In my opinion, I doubt if Nigerians are willing to spare #20,000 when they are not sure their previous Mavro is cashable. Ponzi scheme is actually built on the trust of participants, if participants fail to trust a scheme anymore then the future of such scheme is blur.
All guiders can be mandated to PH a large amount. Since Nigerians ae not willing to PH a better alternative is for the guiders to be mandated to PH. The chances that guiders who are also Nigerians will risk their funds is very slim!
If Federal government, individuals or financial institutions can give out loans to rescue the scheme. This is largely impossible because federal government is actually against the scheme. I doubt if there are investors( corporate and individuals) who are willing to rescue the scheme. Financial institutions will not give out loans because of the level of risk involved. It should also be noted that the three(3) points highlighted can be combined to rescue the scheme. Presently it is worthy of note that lots of people have been blocked because they failed to PH after they have been matched because of the fear that the scheme will crash. A rational human being will definitely not PH in this season!
My Conclusion The future of MMM in Nigeria lies in the hands of participants. The reaction of participants is key because the scheme is largely built on trust. If participant lose trust in it, I’m 100% sure that it will crash!

all those tiffffffs.... I wore my MMM customized Jersey to bank yesterday to withdraw some money.... come see the way the staffs the ranju momi ....I no fit laugh..other customers just dey hail me....even their securities come dey relate with me..them go just gather themselves dey use our money chop.. awon oloshi bankers.....MMM is the real change oooo

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just keep quite and watch him talk...

note: do as if were listening...

that's all..

he might actually like u or maybe he feels being challenged by ur skills ... just keep quite and continue your goodwork

congrat ma man....







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Bleep Vaseline....

u were never a Man... shut up and concentrate on ur marriage... dem use talk do u...
quoting the Bible as if she were married a virgin...semi-oloshi preaching.. if u no wan marry stay ur own its not by force...

u were never a Man... shut up and concentrate on ur marriage... dem use talk do u...

NEWS



June 20th, 2016

DISCLAIMER: PURPORTED RECRUITMENT EXERCISE INTO THE NIGERIA CUSTOMS SERVICE IS SCAM

Nigeria Customs Service is launching on an all-out war against internet fraudsters who specialise in extorting money from innocent Nigerians under the pretext of offering them jobs, auctions or contracts. 

2. This integrated approach on social media, is coming on the heels of recent upsurge of fraudsters using the name of the Nigeria Customs Service to solicit applications for non-existent job offers for a fee that is usually paid into personal bank accounts. 

3. The advert currently circulating on the WhatsApp platform is the latest of those criminal attempts to mislead desperate job-seekers. The post which went viral over the weekend is a copy and paste reproduction of the previous recruitment adverts, with a clever insertion of the Service website address. To achieve their criminal objective, the same advert directs applicants to visit a fake website which is www.customsrecruit.com.ng. Victims are eventually requested to make some payments to complete the phoney forms. 

4. Already 12suspects have been arrested and will be soon charged to court. 

5. The general public is therefore advised to discountenance such advertisements found in any online platforms except those released in the NCS authentic and authoritative platforms:www.customs.gov.ngand www.facebook.com/customsng. 

6. To avoid being victims, all prospective job seekers, and those who want to transact any business with the Service are advised to note the official online platforms as well as visit the nearest Customs station when in doubt. 



SIGNED 
Wale Adeniyi 
Public Relations Officer 
For: Comptroller-General of Customs

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Please forgive me if you feel offended after reading this piece but I can’t hide it again. Problem shared is problem solved, so goes a popular saying. I am a factory worker living in a one-room apartment (face me I face you) in Orile area of Lagos. I’m still waiting to get a better job so I could settle down and probably get married, but you know how ghetto life be na. That is by the way. A man moved into our compound few months back and since then, I’ve been having series of ‘nightmares.’ During the recent hot weather, it has been impossible to sleep without ventilation, and on several occasions, my next-door neighbor shrieks throughout the night. Shouting in her native dialect; “yee egba mi oo, mogbe oo, o n dunmi oo, o n taa mi oo, fi mi le o (meaning, “save me oh, am dying oh) wouldn’t let me sleep. I am a light sleeper and feel irate about this noise pollution. All these would force me to keep all night and I would resume work the following morning dozing. Recently, I was even queried for sleeping on duty. I pleaded with him last week to tone down the volume of their ‘noisy sex’ but he asked me to go and get married or mind my business. Earplugs don’t seem to do the trick and I’m tired of hearing this ‘noise pollution’. Now, I cant take it anymore, I’m thinking of confronting him or report him to the police. What should I do?

Bluffly:
I think you are hasty in your response. In communication learn to understand the arbitrariness of a language(statement) before responding. Because the poster said "A man that chases anything in a skirt" does not mean he hates women, he could also be referring to men that love infidelity, sleeping around as they want. The last part of his statement is the truth, they will all want to have a share of his properties.

I think you should learn to seek clarification before responding, where clarification isn't possible and it affects you in no way, then ignore it.

God will surely save you from Jezebel.

thank u sir... BT one thing u note is that we all make mistakes. EVen the Bae up there can't boast of being a virgin... she must av slept with one or two guys... my point is: they both did it, she actually enjoy the good time of being with ALI ... And am sure she dated him due to his achievement and the money... so y destroy him after all they both SINNED ... so which one be man chase anything on skirt? a beg she the Bae too no enjoy am.... I tire for una ooo

irynterri:
any man that chases anything in skirt will be disgraced in his lifetime and death,the next step is for the women and kids to start fighting for his properties

that shows the kind of person u are... I pray I and family never meet u in life....God save us from Jezebel... amen




I kno will come back for me ooo... BT I will ignore u

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