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[quote author=DrGraveYardz post=39353691]Why is it that commercial sex workers are either Rose-line or Caro-line as names?


RIP! She died in active service while serving her brothel 'father' land[/quote



How do you know this?

Well, what do you expect when the father is the ear-ring wearing bloke?

bloodkiller:
abokii na abokii

even if he wear suit

You meant to say FRIEND IS A FRIEND?

This is a bad market for Mr Samani.
I wish he could be pardoned.
It's good to always mind ones speech.

Street cultism is gettin out of hand.
Youth are being wasted every now and then.
May GOD help us.

This advice is strictly prohibited to the unmarried ones!

Detoxify his system from alcohol, tobacco and other drugs.
Let him take enough rest to reduce stress.
Give him enough kunu mixed up with milk.
After a while, start with adequate pre-intimacy by massaging each other. ie spa up a bit.
Allow him suck your bosoms well ( gently and hardly )
Let him caress your buttocks and clitoris.
When you're both well arosed and ready, go the missionary way. Spice it up by elevating/placing your buttocks on a pillow.
LET HIM IN.
Don't just lay there, assist by winding your waist to the rhythm of his thrusts.
Don't allow him to just come.
Change to the other styles.

I wish you orgasm.

What do you expect when you have a clueless clown as a Party spokesman if not a moronic vituperation?

But you claimed you are compatible. she loves taking while you love giving. so, quit worrying and keep doing it.

OAMMB:
This country is truly becoming a zoo....
How old man go they mess up like this....it beats me

Let's blame it on the influence on the immediate pass regime.
With time, those infested with animalistic zooish behaviour shall be straightened up and reset back to default.

nortcentrallord:
Okogie has lived a fulfilled life and he is a happy old man but you have a LONNnNnNg way to go but unfortunately for you, you are just a blind Bat with no direction. God help you.

Oops!
Another miserable wailing wailer!
You're already destroyed and gone Astray!
See this subservient lickspittle!

Good tiding.
Corruption must not pay!
All the returned stolen money can go a long way in cushioning the effect of fallen crude price!

This piece smells pathetic, pessimistic wailing wailer!

Blessinzy:
why does some girls cheat?

Because some boys cheat!

"According to the lawmaker, representing Epe II Constituency, “the governor, in his wisdom, has urged men of LASTMA to stop impounding vehicles because he believes so much in doing things in a civilised manner."

But here, we have so many educated though not necessarily civilised road users.
There is a serious need for ATTITUDINAL CHANGE.
Can you believe that some are not even comfortable with steady power supply?

Some of the traffic snarls are caused by bad roads ( gully-like potholes )
Check Ebute ERO road at Lagos. You'll understand.

Wow!
That is a big pot of poo.

I'm not surprised.
We know who is governing.

Did you notice the colour of the Fly that just passed?
That's exactly how I felt for the wailing wailers.
Just ignore them!

California30:
This Buhari is a big joke.
Must he investigate everything ??
You investigated Amechi who stole billions of naira, he was finally pronounced clean.
Meanwhile, enjoy his regime.
His presidency no dey affect me or my family.

Really?
Only the inert, lepers, blind and generally, a psychologically handicap fella hasn't felt any effect of this regime.
Are you sure, you haven't felt any effect?

It's now crystal clear that the wailing wailers lack respect for the elderly. Perhaps, they even lack respect for their parents. Their hypocrisy knows no bound. When does it become a crime to be an elder?
Everyday they keep praying for long live, good health and prosperity. Isn't that same as praying to become elderly before departing to-here-after ? Imagine what they're saying about the list as if the candidates were aliens. Weren't they youth before?
This is the time for cleaning the pigsty situation left by the past regime.
Later, when the situations are reset back to default/normal, the youth can then come on board.
Nigeria must be great again.
For the perpetual wailers, you have the rght to continue wailing.
Mind your health though.
It doesn't matter what you're wailing.
What's gonna be gonna be!

'Speaking with State House correspondents after a meeting with President Buhari at the Presidential Villa, Abuja, the governor said his performance in office in the last three and half years would also speak for him.'


Pardon the governor's mistake!

The governor meant to say his NONPERFORMANCE in office and the pathetic situation of the state's general infrastructure shall make the Kogites vote wisely for APC's Prince AUDU.
Only the miserable wailing wailers of Kogi and his subservient lickspittles will waste their vote on him.
Imagine!
Since Prince Audu left Kogi, the state's development became arrested.
Now he's coming back for better.

KOGI!
CHANGE!!

Omambala1:
I wish to highly sympathies with the following individuals, they were very hopeful, they sang the change song like a bird, but that hope has just been quashed! Too bad

CHARLES SOLUDO

PAT UTOMI

TAM DAVID WEST

OBY EZEKWESILI

FEMI FALANA

ABIKE DABIRI


Please you can add others. This are the ones i can remember

Point of order!

They shall make the next list.
Unless you want to keep wailing.

orobs93:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/enyeama-explains-row-with-oliseh-may-quit-eagles/


Super Eagles goalkeeper, Vincent Enyeama has expressed his displeasure over his row with the coach of the team, Sunday Oliseh.
The player spoke with Colin Udoh of ESPN FC
“I was surprised,” Enyeama, who has 101 Nigeria caps to his name, told ESPN FC. “So I stood up to explain my position and ask for an explanation, but the coach asked me to sit down.
“I insisted on speaking because I felt that with the years of dedicated service I have given to the country I deserve at least the respect of giving my own side. But he told me that either the whole team would leave the room for me, or I would have to leave the room for the whole team.”
“There has been a lot of incidents these last few months,” he said. “I don’t need it, the team does not need it, so maybe the best thing might be to step aside in the interest of the country so that the team can focus on football instead of distractions.”
Enyeama arrived at the Nigeria camp on Tuesday, one day after Monday’s deadline, after attending his mother’s funeral over the weekend in his home town.
According to reports, Oliseh was unhappy about his captain’s late arrival and demoted him at a team meeting after dinner, naming CSKA Moscow forward Ahmed Musa as the new captain.

CC:lalasticala

Pride is the precedence of a downfall

SenseiX:
Fears for Nigeria's counter-radicalisation programme as British-trained head is ousted

----- Removal of ex-NHS psychologist Fatima Akilu sparks concerns that UK and EU-funded programme may be mothballed


The future of a UK-backed programme to de-radicalise Boko Haram Islamists in Nigeria is in doubt after the British-trained expert who set it up was abruptly sacked by the country's new government.
Fatima Akilu, an NHS-trained psychologist who was educated at a boarding school in Kent, set up a pioneering national scheme to rehabilitate Boko Haram members and spread counter-extremist messages.
The first such scheme of its kind in Nigeria, it was hailed as a key plank in the government's long-term strategy to tackle Boko Haram, who are blamed for the deaths of 10,000 people across northern Nigeria in the past five years.
Two weeks ago, however, Ms Akilu was removed from her post as part of a clear-out of the entire top tier of the country's national security agency by its new head, retired Major General Babagana Monguno. He was appointed by president Muhammadu Buhari, the ex-general who swept to power in May's elections.


Ms Akilu has now been replaced by a colonel in the military, robbing the programme not only of its chief architect but also its civilian face. The programme had been designed to be civilian-led so as to have greater success in winning the confidence of insurgents. It had been funded by the EU to the tune of £5.6 million and an unknown amount by the UK.
There are concerns now that without its original backer, the scheme may end up being quietly sidelined, depriving Nigeria of its only counter-extremism scheme. A source close to the government told the Telegraph: "The decision to remove Fatima came without any warning and now she has been replaced by a military man that nobody has heard of.
"Her staff are not happy about what has happened, and many are considering whether to stay or not."
The question marks over the programme come as Boko Haram continues to pose a major threat to Nigeria, despite Mr Buhari's pledges to crush it. On Monday, the group claimed responsibility for multiple suicide bombings over the weekend that killed 18 people around the capital, Abuja.


Ms Akilu, who was educated at the Beechwood Sacred Heart boarding school in Tunbridge Wells, set up the scheme last year at the invitation of Mohammad Sambo Dasuki, a national security adviser under the previous president, Goodluck Jonathan.
She had previously been working as a children's author and adviser to troubled teenagers, but caught Mr Dasuki's attention after writing a series of articles on the importance of education in drawing Nigerian youngsters away from trouble.
The programme focused partly on educating young Nigerians about the dangers of radicalisation in the first place, and also on trying to rehabilitate the thousands of Boko Haram suspects already in jail. Suspects would be challenged by imams on their radical views, and also given access to sports facilities and classes in computing and craft skills.
It was considered to be innovative in Nigeria, where "hearts and minds" has never been a strong aspect of counter-terrorism strategy.

A still from a video released by extremist group Boko Haram Photo: AFP/Getty Images
"The project was just beginning to bear fruit," said the source. "At first the Boko Haram prisoners wouldn't even talk to us, but we had reached the point where both were at least taking part in the programme. Some of the ex-commanders were even telling us about other commanders in other jails that might also be persuaded to take part."
News of Ms Akilu's removal first emerged on social media in Nigeria, and has been the subject of much speculation since. Some believe that Mr Buhari, who was elected on pledges to take a tough approach with Boko Haram, is not convinced that "softer" strategies work. Others say he may not even have been aware of her removal.
Another theory is that she was the victim of score settling between the Jonathan and Buhari camps, which date back to Mr Buhari's brief time as military ruler of Nigeria in the mid-1980s. Ms Akilu's ex-boss, Mr Dasuki, is said to have been among a team of soldiers who arrested Mr Buhari shortly after his overthrow that year.
This summer, three of Mr Dasuki's houses were raided on suspicion that he was involved in "undermining" national security, leading to him eventually being charged with possession of an unlicensed pistol. The Nigerian government denies that there has been any kind of witch hunt.

A Western official linked Ms Akilu's removal to the wider clear-out in the NSA, but said there had been problems with the programme in the first place. "Fatima set the programme up and had a lot of good ideas, but there were some shortcomings, partly in her team's own capacity to run it, and partly in the lack of buy-in from the Nigerian military, who at the end of day need to be onside for this kind of thing.
"We hope that the programme will continue, and that this can become an opportunity to get more buy-in from the military and make it better than it was."
An EU source said: "We are maintaining close contact with the office of the national security adviser staff and with the technical assistants working on the EU funded activities to evaluate the impact of the recent staff changes."
The Nigerian government did not respond to requests for comment.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/nigeria/11915708/Fears-for-Nigerias-counter-radicalisation-programme-as-British-trained-head-is-ousted.html
Cc lalasticlala

Wailing wailers manifesting in different shapes and forms like Amoeba.
All the efforts always end in futility.
Keep wailing sha. The society can't do without clowns.

That might be the reason why we got independence.

odinese:
Nigeria is a joke thou.

And that makes you a gag?

LovePeddler! I think you're carrying a public-part instead of a private-part.
Do you have a husband or horseband?

I smell jealousy.

OilGas:
You are right. He himself earlier explained that that was the exact reason for the delay. Besides he doesn't really want to work with 36 guys. He's trying to play a fast one by moving on with 21 first to save cost; Akpabio knows that's why he is barking

BUT WHO WANTS TO STOP A DOG FROM BARKING?

Sanchez01:
It's quite obvious some senators are prepared for the President.

They SHALL FAIL!!!

Dahveydson:
If you're not disappointed over this list, I don't know what else can get you disappointed.

YOU

Don't worry. A better offer is coming your way.
I wish it's a blessing in disguise for you.
Perhaps your former boss was profiting from corruption proceeds.
You can see, now coruption is under arrest.
Even that job he gave u looks like a scam.
What kind of job was that?
That you'll looking forward to his handout everyday as if you're a begger?
Don't worry. Be happy. A better job shall be yours very soon.
Keep supporting the truth.

Hmmmm...
Somethings...
African-technology in display?