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PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Women Lay Their Wrappers On The Road For Gov. Dickson To Walk On (Pics) by Bobnotrouble: 12:34pm On Nov 20, 2015
SAMBARRY:
I'm sorry for those people that will step on the wrapper of those old women. Because you should be more bothered about a smiling enemy or a person pretending to celebrate with you while she hates you with perfect hatred

An enemy pretending to celebrate you is more lethal than an enemy who openly shows his disdain

Or you think it's everyone who smiles with you that wishes you well or loves what you're doing much less a politician
Exactly.
It reminds me of what my Ibo friends call Ochiabutor.
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Women Lay Their Wrappers On The Road For Gov. Dickson To Walk On (Pics) by Bobnotrouble:
Captive audience or subservient lickspittles?
Did anyone noticed the abode of these hapless women?
Can any sane Governor be proud that his/her people are dwelling in such type of place?
How come they're all aged?
Were talking about Bayelsa for God's sake.
One of the OIL big weight States!

This is exploitation of the highest order.
I wonder how it'll feel after loosing the election.

Exercise in futility!
BusinessRe: Please Help: UBA Block My Account For Receiving 200k Payment by Bobnotrouble: 10:37am On Nov 20, 2015
I smell 419!
You've been scammed.
I wish you/EFCC can track them.
Sorry.
PoliticsRe: PDP Releases List Of Key Members Allegedly Marked For Death By APC by Bobnotrouble: 2:25pm On Nov 19, 2015
BEWARE OF KILLER-PDP!
LESS THEY START KILLING THEMSELVES IN ORDER TO BLAME IT ON APC.
WHY SHOULD APC WORRY ABOUT PDP?
WHO AMONGST THE LEFTOVERS IN PDP HAVE ANY POLITICAL VALUE?
PoliticsRe: Analysing Dasuki's Statements On Weapons Scam by Bobnotrouble: 12:57pm On Nov 19, 2015
The painful part of these is how the corrupt elements think Nigerians are gullible and fools enough to believe whatever cover to the crimes committed.
Whenever they're cornered, they shift the blame to GEJ (who seems for now to be insulated from the corruption probes).
Very soon, the chickens shall come home to roost!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Orders Arrest Of Dasuki, Others Over Arms Procurement Fraud by Bobnotrouble: 11:20pm On Nov 17, 2015
Waterloo and Nemesis combined!
Everything is getting interesting.
PoliticsRe: Court Of Appeal Sacks Bashir Marafa, PDP Senator From Taraba... Sahara Reporters by Bobnotrouble: 9:38pm On Nov 17, 2015
RomanceRe: I Feel Cheated But couldn't Let Her Go. by Bobnotrouble: 4:18pm On Nov 16, 2015
You're just an assistant-boyfriend to her.
If you're comfortable with that, ride on.
CrimeRe: Sergeant Allegedly Rapes Neighbour’s 9-yr-old Daughter by Bobnotrouble: 1:04pm On Nov 12, 2015
But why display only the Police beret?
Is the rapist too important to be displayed?
A criminal is a Criminal.
Nothing can be more criminal than a criminal!
PoliticsRe: Auwal Saad, A Nigerian Soldier Killed By Boko Haram Members On Tuesday (Pic) by Bobnotrouble: 12:44pm On Nov 12, 2015
obiremy:
Meet another gallant soldier Major Auwal Saad who fell into the trap of Boko Haram terrorists on Tuesday the 10th of November 2015 in Maiduguri.

The deceased graduated from NDA. He is a married father of two.He lost his life while trying to defend his country in the battle against Boko Haram.
May his soul rest in peace.Amen

Source: http://trezzy2..com.ng/2015/11/nigerian-soldier-killed-by-boko-haram.html
AMEEN
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-kayode Replies Raymond Dokpesi Over Goodluck Jonathan Statement by Bobnotrouble: 3:20pm On Nov 11, 2015
blazetitov:
who still listens or take serious the delusional FFK or OFK? Someone that keeps changing his name and talking from both sides of his mouth all the time depending on where the honey is. undecided undecided undecided undecided
He likes moving with the cheese.
RomanceRe: My Man’s Dad Smacked My Bum by Bobnotrouble: 3:31pm On Nov 05, 2015
The question is:
Is your Man's Dad your drinking partner?
RomanceRe: Guys I Think I'm About To Marry A MONSTER, Advice Me Pls, No Matter How Harsh by Bobnotrouble: 3:04pm On Nov 03, 2015
Whobethisman that has finished advising himself and still clamouring for another fisi from Nairalanders?
I tire o!
Are you ready to be a husband or a horseband?
RomanceRe: Guys I Think I'm About To Marry A MONSTER, Advice Me Pls, No Matter How Harsh by Bobnotrouble: 3:03pm On Nov 03, 2015
WhoBeThisMan:
I met this girl last year december, beautiful, very comited to church, and she had all characteristics of what I want in a woman or so it seemed. I approched her, she liked me too, we started going out. I just got out from a very messy brakeup so I really was tired of dating, I told her I want to get married thats my intension and we should start working towards it. She said yes.

I met with our pastor, he basically warned me about the sister, she is nice but can be very arrogant, if I was sure this is what I want because there is no turning back, I said yes! (Love dey shark me).

Fastforward to now. This year has been a very challenging year for me financially. This she knows very well. She insisted we do the wedding by october, I told her it would be too soon, im not financially prepared for that. But I really love this girl, and I wanted her to be happy, and also I couldn't wait for her to be my wife (love still dey shark), so we finally agreed for december, even though its going to be a big financial strain on my part.

I had all the plans to raise money worked out, to cut the long story short suddenly things nose dived in business. My financial pathner had some personal challages and had to pull out funds.

She was able to raise some money from her office, but now she puts me down with her words, castigating me, feeling superior because she feels I need her. She says words that are too hurtful that I have to talk myself out of low self esteem.

The painful part is that all my friends and family members warned me about this, I didnt listen.

Now I think she has become a monster, I wish I could but a stop to all these, I really dont need to get marraid right now. I dont even know hownit will be like to live in thesame house with her.

I have always wondered why this very nice lady is still single at this age(age witheld). But now I think its her arrogance that has probably driven away all her potential suitors.

Pls I need advice, feel free to be harsh if need be

Ps this is not my story oo it is a friend cheesy
Whobethisman that has finished advising himself and still clamouring for another fisi from Nairalanders?
I tire o!
Are you ready to be a husband or a horseband?
PoliticsRe: More Photos Of People Scooping Fuel From Fallen Tanker In Ibafo,ogun by Bobnotrouble: 1:56pm On Nov 01, 2015
Oh NO!
I feel like crying especially for the hapless infants strap at their parents back.
Is that how they normally look before the charred bodies situation after the explosion?
I pray this looming disaster is prevented quickly.
SportsRe: NFF Set To Sack Siasia Over Unpaid Salaries Outburst by Bobnotrouble: 12:00am On Oct 31, 2015
robosky02:
The Nigeria Football Federation top brass are mulling over sacking U-23s head coach Samson Siasia, Completesportsnigeria.com can exclusively report.

A Completesportsnigeria.com source at the Glass House revealed that the country’s football governing body executives are miffed at Siasia for speaking with the press over the non-payment of salaries.

Peeved by Siasia's outburst, which was celebrated by the media in midweek, the body is toying with the idea of restructuring the Super Eagles coaching crew, a decision that would see Salisu Yussuf deployed as U-23 Eagles head coach with Fatai Amao and Ogunbote as assistants.

Completesportsnigeria.com can also report Siasia has been ordered to respond to the query issued to him to explain why he should not be sanctioned.

According to our source, the NFF officials were irritated on the grounds that Siasia and other national team coaches were told why salaries were being delayed and that efforts are in top gear to ensure the salaries are paid soonest.

NFF’s cash flow has been hampered by the new rule which states that the country’s soccer governing body must run only one revenue account.

“Siasia is facing the sack except there is a divine intervention because the NFF is serious angry with him for going on air to spread the dirty linen in public," the NFF source said.

"He is not the only coach we are owing. Amuneke and Salisu Abubakar too are still being owed and these people have not gone to the press to make such claims.

"We explained to them the cause of this problem and then appealed to the coaches to be patient only for Siasia to go to the press.”


cc:lalasticlala,honeric01
http://www.completesportsnigeria.com/nff-set-to-sack-siasia-over-unpaid-salaries-interview/
Not again biko!
PoliticsRe: CCT To Arraign Orubebe For False Asset Declaration & Acceptance Of N70m Bribe by Bobnotrouble: 11:51pm On Oct 30, 2015
PoliticsRe: Wike Dissociates Self From Comments Made By Media Aide Alleging A Judicial Gangu by Bobnotrouble: 11:41pm On Oct 30, 2015
It's either Opunabo was envious of Orubebe or he was trying to be more Catholic than the Pope.
PoliticsRe: A Detailed Analysis On How PDP Lost Out In The Senate's Scheme Of Things by Bobnotrouble: 10:29pm On Oct 30, 2015
The whining continues. What happened on the confirmation day was the clear manifestation that Power wears out those who don't have it.
HealthRe: Risks Associated With MouthAction by Bobnotrouble: 4:47pm On Oct 30, 2015
Also,



MouthAction (also known as fellation and colloquially as Mouth Gig, BJ, giving head, or sucking off ) is an MouthAction act involving the use of the mouth or throat, which is performed by a person on the penis of another person or oneself (autofellatio). Oral stimulation of the scrotum may also be termed MouthAction, or tea bagging.

Female perform MouthAction
While the Male perform cunnilinctus.

Beware of the repercussions though.
PoliticsRe: Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi Confirmed As A Minister by Bobnotrouble: 4:24pm On Oct 29, 2015
DONSMITH123:
The Senate has confirmed the appointment of Rotimi Amaechi as a minister of the Federal Republic of the Federation.

Details soon....
The Senate minority were still slumbering and so, lack the true knowlege of their position.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Opposition Announces The Shadow Cabinet by Bobnotrouble: 4:04pm On Oct 29, 2015
Beware of treason sha!
FamilyRe: Wife Bathes Husband With Hot Water For Sleeping With Her Mother (Graphic Pics) by Bobnotrouble: 11:38am On Oct 29, 2015
A fitting recompense!
CelebritiesRe: Musician Mzbel: 'I Don’t Like Sex, I Open My Legs To Please My Boyfriend' by Bobnotrouble: 1:33pm On Oct 28, 2015
Who knows? Perhaps she's suffering from the effect of bad circumcision. Even so, she hasn't met the raw deal yet.
CelebritiesRe: Musician Mzbel: 'I Don’t Like Sex, I Open My Legs To Please My Boyfriend' by Bobnotrouble: 1:09pm On Oct 28, 2015
Who knows.
Perhaps she was badly circumcized.
Even so, she hasn't met the raw deal yet!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Attitude Of Friends When You Are Jobless. by Bobnotrouble: 10:49am On Oct 28, 2015
Guy, you sound as if you're equally guilty this scenario as well when the going was good.
How come you know what your previous colleagues/friends were doing now without any benefit of the doubt?
Never mind.
May GOD give you a befitting source of income soonest.
Trust and rely on GOD only to avoid disappointment.

Best of luck.
PoliticsRe: We’ll Shut Down Nigerian Embassy In India-pro-biafra Activists by Bobnotrouble: 4:13pm On Oct 27, 2015
mryoungdon:
Some pro-Biafra activists under the aegis of Indigenous People of Biafra have threatened to destroy the Nigerian embassy in India over the detention of the Director of Radio Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu.

The activist, who wore vests bearing the insignia of Biafra, staged a protest at the Nigerian High Commission building in New Delhi to demand the release of Kanu.

In a five minute Facebook video, the activist, among other demands, said if Kanu was not released within the next 24 hours, they would destroy the embassy.

The protesters, who chanted a Biafra solidarity song, “Biafra save my bullet when I die,” said not even the Indian police would stop them if Kanu was not released.

One of the activists said, “Today we are all over the world and we are making it very clear. We know your families all over the world. If Nnamdi Kanu is not released within 24 hours, we will bring down this building. Kanu has not done anything wrong, he is a prisoner of conscience kidnapped by the operatives of the Department of State Services. But we are warning that if they fail to release him, we will break down this embassy. Go and call all the police in India, they cannot stop us. We don’t joke about our leader. We are not afraid of jail.”

Another member of the group said, “We don’t mince word. There should not be a clause to his release. After all, this embassy was built with our money. No matter the number of Indian police they put here, we will bring this building down. We are ready to die. We are dead already so we are not afraid of death.”

An unidentified man at the embassy said he would convey their demands to President Muhammadu Buhari.

http://punchng.news/2015/10/880
Ranting of toothless bulldogs cheesy
PoliticsRe: APC Lauds Supreme Court Decision On Wike's Appeal by Bobnotrouble: 2:17pm On Oct 27, 2015
kaypound:
Wike sorry...
Parade has really changed gear.
Thuggery and Rigging must not pay!
FamilyRe: Woman Who Cooks With Menstrual Blood Says "No Regrets" by Bobnotrouble: 1:55pm On Oct 27, 2015
kaypound:
Jeeeesssuuuuuuuu.... lipsrsealed shocked

Well...What you don't know won't kill you.
I'm sure the husband will eat and ask for more saying....the food is really nice grin
What about stray bullet?
Victims dont know about them, yet some do loss their lives.
Let them check up the poor husband. He might be dying slowly.
Perhaps he's even lost interest in well-being talkless of misbehaving to his killer-wife.
FamilyRe: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by Bobnotrouble:
dearestaramide:
MY uncle and I love to have conversations on life, relationships, politics etc. Any way, we got into discussion on the high rate of divorce in Nigeria and he went on to express what he felt were cause of it. He emphasized on patience and forgiveness and went on to tell me of an experience that cured him of his player life style

Years ago, my uncle was like the average Nigerian man, that is of course womanizer but like the average man, he was smart not to flaunt it, though as women, we always can tell. His wife had always known and was always told by her over sabi friends but since she never caught him red handed, she couldn't do anything about it.

The constant late night calls, meetings, sudden travels increased her belief of what she already knew. what could she do? yes, as any average wife, she was in pains but still showed him love and made sure she was there for him any time he needed a friend to talk to. She never complained or cried to her family or friends but kept in all inside her. He respected her for this even though as he said, he was too addicted to women to stop, though he tried.

My uncle was called off for a conference which was to last for one week and as usual with out delay, he jetted off. A cousin of my aunt whom she had not seen for over two years then came to visit and but was staying in a hotel which was by all means high standard and very expensive. My aunt decided to visit her on a Saturday so as to stay longer and catch up on old times. My aunt as you suspected caught sight of her husband really romancing a woman in the pool area and as you know, the man was supposed to be in Port Harcourt and had presumably jetted off three days before. She calmly finished what took her to the hotel and went back home.


My aunt never showed her husband any difference and still treated him normal as usual but one day whilst he was in a very good mood and they were watching an interesting movie in their room, she calmly told him what she had seen THREE MONTHS EARLIER and asked him not to do it again as he had hurt her deeply.

That night, shame, shock, fear all kinds of thoughts but best of all respect clouded my uncle's thought. He did eventually stop but not immediately oooo. He said it was gradual but he eventually stopped.

MY aunt fell ill and died years later and my uncle was sooo heart broken. He is still single by the way.

WHAT I LEARNT

all men are the same only thing that differentiates them is fear of God and self control.
Women need to be wiser and more matured than men.
Never act immediately this enables you time to think and strategise
shouting doesn't change men but pushes them away
She has done well.
May GOD be pleased with her.
But it's advisable to ventilate ( a bit ) the bottled-up anger to avoid high blood pressure.
Suffering in silence is dangerous to health.
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump: ''Africans Are Lazy Fools Only Good At Lovemaking And Stealing” by Bobnotrouble: 1:41pm On Oct 26, 2015
That trump is pathetically jealous of Africans.
Perhaps he's incapable of lovemaking.

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