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Explorers:
Five men are going through the street.

It starts raining.

Four of them start moving faster.

The fifth man makes no effort to run from rain, however, he stays dry.

The other four get wet anyway.

All of them arrive at their destination together.


How could this be possible?

just2endowed:
he pain am.

MrChad:
Oloshi

1stCitizen:
I remember when chest beaters were singing the praise of the man responsible for this attack to high heavens in Nov 2016 here on Nairaland.

https://www.nairaland.com/3490456/aloysius-nnamdi-ikegwuonu-bishop-building/1#51471600

I remember how a few of us warned the source of funds could be drug money. I understand he built the church and donated it to the Diocese. Lessons should be learnt from this.

Bolustical:
Table tops too have joined in the development of my Ogun state. \

I don't think I have seen any situation where any SWer have been paraded alongside Igbos anywhere in the five villages of their regions

But our hard workers are everywhere developing and co-developing other regions with crime.

Leonbonapart:
Ipob and afonjas collaborate for real life while we fight here on nairaland.... i be comfirm igbo guy and my best friend here in Europe he's actually a Yoruba guy. The trust we have for each other has no secondary

The both of us can't stop laffing at comments on nairaland between the two ethnics

nextprince:
Henpery EVANS and Chinedu Eze are actually the gang leaders, the names aren't arranged in the order of seniority.

nextprince:
Henpery EVANS and Chinedu Eze are actually the gang leaders, the names aren't arranged in the order of seniority.

Effiezynews:
Omo ale jati jati..Ndi Ofe mmanu..

Effiezynews:
Omo ale jati jati..Ndi Ofe mmanu..

squash47:
NCAN correspodent reporting live from Delta....analysis has shown that no Egbeyinka can be found in biafra...because Egbeyinka is like Soyinka,The notorious cultist,and since Soyinka is from the land of EWEDU,ndi ofe mmanu.....
that means,the couple must be Afonjas!! because,any crime,like gay,fraud or skull mining, they are kings in it ! thats their area of concentration....

NNAMDlKANU:
what a striking resemblance...
Ugly looking Afonja .

NNAMDlKANU:
what a striking resemblance...
Ugly looking Afonja .

bamdly:
Neymar Stupid Jare he is leaving d best club
well he shuld hust help me with 90 million naira
am going to his page and start begging
cos am d 1 dat pray for him dat they shuld buy Him at HIgher Rate

Tapout:
Deep down, I know 80% of those who die from health related issues in Nigeria are not meant to die...visit some hospitals especially fmc's across the country and u would agree with me

Rip dear



Meanwhile pls nairalanders, typhoid kills. Alot of people don't know this, but it does. I almost lost a friend to it. He kept treating malaria till it got to a point where he was forced to go for test cos the malaria refused to go, only to discover it was typhoid.

browniex:
that is it ,I had one thick girl, she was always monitoring my movement,always suspecting me of sleeping with other girls,whenever she calls and I don't pick,she will just conclude that iam on top of a woman,she will keep calling till my battery will go off,there was a day I went to see her,after making love,we just relaxed on the bed,and she took my phone and started checking through it,when she saw that I stored her number with baby,she just flared up,and asked why I should store her as baby instead of sweetheart or darling,or any other romantic name,that iam not proud of her that is why am hiding her name as baby,that anyone that sees it will think that it is my child or something, that led to quarrel and she just suddenly became violent, I was just suprised at the way she was reacting,even when I explained to her that I like her a lot that is why I saved her as baby,she just couldn't take,well I just got up put on my boxers and got dressed and left her house in anger that day,in fact I ended the relationship that very day,after like 3 days she kept calling and begging, I just told her it won't work out because I know I won't be able to handle such thoughtless jealousy.

browniex:
Run from an insecure woman,they degree of jealousy is just insane