₦airaland Forum

DrinkLimca:
Bank is a dwarf with big head.. all dwarfs have kulikuli dick.

If to say u know Dagrin b4 he died, u will av a change of thought. lol

GoldChick:
C ororo.. c gbaguda... C. Ronaldo... heart u big C ororo.. c gbaguda... C. Ronaldo... heart u big

This ur c gbaguda ehn? u must explain o. lolzz

maasoap:
Lol. Is this a fantasy science or fiction?

Bros pls help me to practicalise all I said on my behalf. Expecting ur feed back soonest. Lolzzzz

bughead:
read this and upgrade your memory!


https://www.snopes.com/autos/hazards/gasvapor.asp

www.nydailynews.com/autos/cell-phones-don-pump-fires-experts-article-1.1123228

https://canadasafetycouncil.org/safety-canada-online/article/cell-phones-risks-and-rumour

www.abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=127836&sid=248

https://auto.howstuffworks.com/car-driving-safety/accidents-hazardous-conditions/using-cell-phone-at-gas-pump-make-it-explode.htm

I never asked of ur opinion cos everyone is entitled to his/her opinion.
Ur moniker though

bughead:
read this and upgrade your memory!


https://www.snopes.com/autos/hazards/gasvapor.asp

www.nydailynews.com/autos/cell-phones-don-pump-fires-experts-article-1.1123228

https://canadasafetycouncil.org/safety-canada-online/article/cell-phones-risks-and-rumour

www.abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=127836&sid=248

https://auto.howstuffworks.com/car-driving-safety/accidents-hazardous-conditions/using-cell-phone-at-gas-pump-make-it-explode.htm

I never asked of ur opinion cos everyone is entitled to his/her opinion.
Ur moniker though

Some Nairalanders are funny for their epic comments like "Village people" "itz a lie" etc Dont u guys go to petrol station & see the sign that switch off ur phone here. Phn calls emits radioactive waves & can trigger explosions where there is/are highly inflammable matter

The real test of INTEGRITY is to be absolutely honest even when no one is looking.

Watching it life ryt now. Kenny Blaq is now a super comedian o. M also enjoying all d praise sections. They are all awesome.

That Ronaldinho's look is scary. E con be lyk say he get "appolo" & malaria.

Nobody should mention DeGea o. Abi u want to make ManUtd fatherless.

Over bleached Gay

Nairaland ehn. Some said the boy should be given more proper education than this..
Some said itz just trick that it was arranged to create an amazing story.
Infact Nairaland can be so so confusing with the different people commenting here.

Most of the blacks there didn't plan staying in Libya in d 1st place. They are most of those trying to go to Europe tru d sub Saharan routes & got stranded & decided to start residing there.

Ok. Now I'm Dangote's son & I now married a lady & she is now saying she wants to keep bearing her fada's name......wen sidechick sef dey find make I just impregnate her for d child to bear my name. My Dear, that name changing thing is all about money & reputation just like nobody will like to be associated with names like Abacha, Anini etc unlike Dangote, Otedola etc

All I see is PURE JEALOUSY. A jealous woman is as deadly as the most venomous snake no matter the situation or circumstances. Better be single than married to a jealous lady.

rotexteymie:
Don't you think Nigerians should be looking forward to my Farts then ��

You are highly welcome ur Excellency. Do it ASAP

This is not ordinary cos I see ......... @work. U can imagine a lot of 1st class graduates that died last year both b4 grad & even in NYSC. Those brilliant students should fortify themselves wt woteva they believe.

rotexteymie:
iswr I don't even know what to say to you


Anyways.. I don't fart anyhow �� it's my best food dsnt mean I eat it everyday

U're smart cos of wot one of ur statements "it's my best food dsnt mean I eat it everyday" if not, I for say na lie say u must to dey fart everyday but girls lyk u wey no dey fart anyhow ehn.......their one fart fit mk Buhari resign by force

I fear dz ur favourite food o. I dumped my ex cos of it wen she nearly collapse my room with MESS after several warnings

rotexteymie:
Noodles and boiled egg

Misplaced priority. Good riddance to bad rubbish

BigSarah:
Mumulity Untamed

BigSarah:
Mumulity Untamed

No wonder u were ambushed by many on ur very own thread. Disrespectful heartbroken ugly gurl.

Funny enough.....I couldn't stop lol wen I saw ur post here on NL cos.........the guy in question is my friend's roommate & we are very good friends. I really feel for u cos I can understand ur plight & I'm ready to help u get d guy(trust me) Just mail me here & let's talk.

This is scam & arranged blackmail. The accuser couldn't even get some spellings right & I won't be surprised if she released photo shopped nudes. Good Riddance . ..

This is a glaring case of Rabies. The dogs became rabid after infected & might infect the victims bitten if medical attention is not given.

Or maybe, they are the so called "Police Dogs" that were carelessly left uncaged by their owners & started causing menace in d village.

This is wot happens wen Monkey dey work & Baboon wey no do anything won chop outta d Monkey's sweat. Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish.

Nigga looking lyk a Thug thatz high on dope. This clears my doubt he is rented.

I'm really sorry for Kwarans if this "Beard Gang" Guy becomes Governor. U can't just start to dey imagine d atrocities e go perpetrate.

This can never be a church....even with that gift being offered to the man. Itz more of a social gathering.

Could that 3rd pix be really DMX Nigga looking lyk an old man of 70+
Drugs na Bastard

Ezigbonmadu:
Many of the CEO's explanations don't add up. And that is shocking because he is expected to know how his company operates more than anybody else.

He said his company provide 4G internet on their platform. This is ridiculous beyond explanation. You can only have 4G/LTE internet services from wireless broadbands and not from satellites. Other wireless protocols are WiMAX, WiFi, GPRS, 3.5/3.0G. While satellite bands are ku and c bands (and their derivatives). I'm a Communication Engineer. TSTv claiming to provide 4G on a satellite platform is impossible and ridiculous. Except there will be SIM cards on their devices. This is exactly what I suspect because he mentioned 2 things:

1. That their decoder is Android.
2. That the device doubles as a router.

Essentially what they will offer is a smart phone in a big box. They will depend on your local GSM coverage and data for their data uplinks while downlinks are handled by their satellite feed.

My conclusion:
1. Their data speed will be terrible. Hence people buying the device just for data will be frustrated.
2. They are just a third party service provider. They don't have their own satellite feeds. They will also resell internet from main one (according to Dr Bright, their CEO). Thus, as resellers, they can't control or guarantee quality.

My verdict:
Just hold on. Let your neighbours buy and use it for at least two months before you put your money on it. Hopefully all questions will be answered by then.

Quite a breakdown. I've got my reservations but I so wish it works out fine & a success story.

I CAN HELP YOU.

Go to MFM Prayer City along Lagos Ibadan Express Way. Trust me, they are specialist in dz kind of problem & You will never regret taking the decision.

Explorers:
7.

The Bird cos itz already in the Air & doesn't need to race with the rest.

Explorers:
A man lives on a 10th floor of some building. Every morning he takes the elevator to the ground floor to go shopping for groceries.

When he comes back, he takes the elevator to the 7th floor and continues by stairs to reach his apartment on the 10th floor.

Why?

The Elevator starts from d 7th floor & every morning, he took d stairs from his apartment (10th floor) to the 7th floor & from there took d elevator to the ground floor & wen coming back he took the elevator to the 7th floor & continued to the 10th floor using d stairs.