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Ts a shame,,

If buhari stand against same sex marriage,,, iwe I'll supp0rt him buh I'm just afraid c0s ah d0nt d manner 0f being he is...

Hahah.....quite funny.... 0ut 0f human sympathy,,, ah wil giv him pass mark....sumtin like C....d pleadin is t0uchin

Johnnoah1st:
CHOP KNUCKLE BRO U DON NAIL IT JARE, D POIN WEY I NEED GANGAN I DON EXTRACT HAM. U BE D BADDEST.

na we we

Dis man is just 0n revenge missi0n wch is n0t g00d...he needs g00d advisers... He is n0t g0vernin his pe0ple well....stp d sackin and face d w0rk yhu r elected t0 d0....

Wil pray mai last prayer

Johnnoah1st:
WAT OF IF AM WOOING A GIRL AND SHES ONLY REFUSING me ON D GROUND SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND (which is %90 not true atimes) wat do tink is d way?

In mai 0wn way,,,, u can't just strt w00in a gal,,, first 0f all, mk her yhur frnd,,, frm dia wil be kn0win her m0vement,,,and yhu wil strt w00in her indirectly like gistin wid her, callin her 0n ph0ne. Etc...weda she has a guy 0r n0t,,, kip pushin in a frndly way ,,,,, kip tellin her yhu r jeal0us 0f her guy and dah u wish t0 be in his sh0es..dah u can't let her g0 n0 matter wat......always c0mpliment her.. Alwys ask her t0 giv yhu a chance,,, take her 0ut atyms,,,evn if she has a guy,, she must mk 0ut tym wid u....if u play yhur game well,,, sshe wil accept and can quit her b0yfrnd dats if she has 0h...

Better said dan d0ne........

They w0re t better

*Ah wil clear b0k0 haram in 0ne week*.....wah yhu s0w is wah yhu reap...ah pity families affected c0s yhu r behind all dis n0nsense...

A call frm b0ss ... Dah face na d same xpressi0n ah d0 wear wen ah see his inc0ming calls

Johnnoah1st:
one bottle of champne for u bro. but pls i still some question to ask pls are u online now and can i start asking?

kip r0llin dem

Ah dunn0 dis man buh s0 far s0 g00d....he has bin w0nderful d way he reas0n....thumbs up

* in hanks anuku's v0ice*.......R I P

Very stupid decisi0n.....its n0t en0f reas0n t0 abandon d h0use 0f G0d....well, na G0d g0 judge sha....

Johnnoah1st:
what of if i ask 4 her name and she told me wat did i want to knw it for?

tel her as a frnd,,, u supp0se t0 her and yhu c0mpliment her by sayin ' given dah u r beautiful,,, t wil bi a pleasure t0 knw ur cute name...

Johnnoah1st:
i eairlier create a thread 4 how to woo a lady among her friends, but now let talks about different wooing tricks 4 amateur like me and other amateur on dis forum to learn. i.e
woing a girl in market
in a church
on d road
wooing a girl in front of her boyfriend e.t.c
4 me dis is my little punch line dat work 4 all,
ME: hello baby
GIRL: hi
ME: baby am dangote's son i live in a yatch and got my own ferrari with over $1billion in my account pls can u marry me?
GIRL: o baby have already be dreaming dat u will be my boyfriend but i dont kwn i we meet u today, my love i love u.
{lol} dats how i use my own line and its work like magic, pls SHARE urs
CC: LUEDAVE , BOBOLIL , E.T.C

Buh as a guyman wey ah bi ,,, I'm 0n p0int anytym, any day....


st0ps her 0n her way,,,


me : ,hell0 bae, hw yhu d0in?

Bae... I'm fine,,,


Me......I'm sp0rn ,,,u r l00kin cute....wats yhur name?


Bae........sinach. Tnx

Me.....ah like hw calm yhu r...wil like t0 knw abt u...t wil be a pleasure t0 me t0 bi a frnd....

( If na mature bae,, she wil giv her number and tel yhu t0 call her later)

Bae...yhur f0ne?


Me.....hands 0ver my f0ne t0 her....

Bae.....type and return t bak.....


Me.....dial d number (t0 mk sure say d bae n0 j0nse me)......wil cal yhu later


Bae...0k. Bye


Me .....take care...

0das na hist0ry......

toprealman:
NOT HUMAN OR NOT A HUMAN BEING YOU MEAN? ALSO '0' IS DIFFERENT FROM 'O' PAL.

senseless

Cutehector:
so hw u wan make d conductor carry am

is d c0nduct0r nat a human? Mk she dip her legs inside dah water C0mm0t na...

toprealman:
I PITY WHOEVER ENDS UP AS YOUR GF/WIFEY. LIVING IN BONDAGE WILL BE A MISNOMER.

u r a f00l fr makin such statement,,, ah pity u fr n0t kn0win wah j0ke is all abt...

Ah caption t 'capsi0n'

He even de like w0lf

Mine is Definitely w0rkin applyin d0s p0ints

G00dluck man 0f peace

Naija peep can adapt t0 any c0nditi0n pr0vided he 0r she is getin d d0ugh

Playin wid devil