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General Wooing Tricks by Johnnoah1st: 7:36am On Jul 03, 2015
i eairlier create a thread 4 how to woo a lady among her friends, but now let talks about different wooing tricks 4 amateur like me and other amateur on dis forum to learn. i.e
woing a girl in market
in a church
on d road
wooing a girl in front of her boyfriend e.t.c
4 me dis is my little punch line dat work 4 all,
ME: hello baby
GIRL: hi
ME: baby am dangote's son i live in a yatch and got my own ferrari with over $1billion in my account pls can u marry me?
GIRL: o baby have already be dreaming dat u will be my boyfriend but i dont kwn i we meet u today, my love i love u.
{lol} dats how i use my own line and its work like magic, pls SHARE urs
CC: LUEDAVE , BOBOLIL , E.T.C
Re: General Wooing Tricks by Hazardd(m): 7:38am On Jul 03, 2015
undecided
Re: General Wooing Tricks by Nobody: 7:44am On Jul 03, 2015
How reliable is this tweak before I test it on my lastest crush
Re: General Wooing Tricks by zinachidi(m): 7:59am On Jul 03, 2015
noted,

Re: General Wooing Tricks by Johnnoah1st: 8:04am On Jul 03, 2015
zinachidi:
noted,
WHY U WAN CLOSE MY THREAD?
Re: General Wooing Tricks by Nobody: 8:05am On Jul 03, 2015
undecided undecided undecided
Re: General Wooing Tricks by Nobody: 8:09am On Jul 03, 2015
It unreliable. That sh.it cn"t work on me.
Re: General Wooing Tricks by Johnnoah1st: 8:13am On Jul 03, 2015
Jollyjoy:
It unreliable. That sh.it cn"t work on me.
OMO see me see jollyjoy ooh, abeg if u wan fum again no dey fum 4 my thread go fum 4 all dat ur village boyfriends
Re: General Wooing Tricks by Nobody: 8:18am On Jul 03, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
OMO see me see jollyjoy ooh, abeg if u wanfum again no dey fum 4 my thread go fum 4 all dat ur village boyfriends
wich one be village b.f? There is ntin like village b.f,majority in my community are litrate., so stop posting thrash. The fact that,what ur dumb head post cn"t work on me is universal. U hear?
Re: General Wooing Tricks by Johnnoah1st: 8:33am On Jul 03, 2015
Jollyjoy:
wich one be village b.f? There is ntin like village b.f,majority in my community are litrate., so stop posting thrash. The fact that,what ur dumb head post cn"t work on me is universal. U hear?
another lie from jollyjoy , u mean u wey be say na okirika u dey use as cloth as shown by ur profile pics b4 u remove it go see person wey get $1billion to woo her and u knw no go jump to it? who go even get $1billion kon dey toast village girl like u wen dere are many high class girls outside dere.
Re: General Wooing Tricks by Nobody: 8:35am On Jul 03, 2015
woing a girl in market
in a church
on d road
wooing a girl in front of her boyfriend



Deadliest place to woo a gal coz u wud look cheap and d reply yu wud get is a free ticket to d land of da dead...

Bt stay tuned, i can help with market....
Re: General Wooing Tricks by Nobody: 8:39am On Jul 03, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
another lie from jollyjoy , u mean u wey be say na okirika u dey use as cloth as shown by ur profile pics go see person wey get $1billion to woo her and u knw no go jump to it? who go even get $1billion kon dey toast village girl like u wen dere are many high class girls outside dere.
asin eeh, ur madness don get degree, wat is the difference between an educated lady dat comes frm the village and an educated lady dat comes frm the city? Let me tel u,the city u see today is made up of ancient village,kindred, community and the rest, u sound so childish to me. Like seriously.
Re: General Wooing Tricks by Johnnoah1st: 8:47am On Jul 03, 2015
Jollyjoy:
asin eeh, ur madness don get degree, wat is the difference between an educated lady dat comes frm the village and an educated lady dat comes frm the city? Let me tel u,the city u see today is made up of ancient village,kindred, community and the rest, u sound so childish to me. Like seriously.
o boy see history, ur write up is part of how to cofirm a village girl. u dey tell me say na village turn to a city? if so why ur village never turn to a city?
Re: General Wooing Tricks by Johnnoah1st: 8:50am On Jul 03, 2015
Luedave:
woing a girl in market
in a church
on d road
wooing a girl in front of her boyfriend



Deadliest place to woo a gal coz u wud look cheap and d reply yu wud get is a free ticket to d land of da dead...

Bt stay tuned, i can help with market....
WE DEY WAIT
Re: General Wooing Tricks by Nobody: 8:52am On Jul 03, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
o boy see history, ur write up is part of how to cofirm a village girl. u dey tell me say na village turn to a city? if so why ur village never turn to a city?
u just confirm ur density! I wouldn"t quote u again, below standard. Na magic na,as u no dy read.
Re: General Wooing Tricks by Feranchek(m): 9:01am On Jul 03, 2015
Jollyjoy:
It unreliable. That sh.it cn"t work on me.

Buh I know what will work.... will use it when the time feels right. kiss kiss

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Re: General Wooing Tricks by Johnnoah1st: 9:05am On Jul 03, 2015
Jollyjoy:
u just confirm ur density! I wouldn"t quote u again, below standard. Na magic na,as u no dy read.
DONT TELL ME DAT. u don see ferrari 4 ur life? bugatti nko? even doubt if u have ever see ordinary a range rover b4 self. all car wey i mention nobi another name 4 pegeout 404,504, keke napep ooo, because bush girl like u may tink pegeout 404 is wat we call ferrari in city and pegeot 504 is wat we call bugatti and keke napep is 4 range rover, cus dos are d set of car dey use in ur village. and do u knw wat i mean by $1billion? dat can feed ur entire local government 4 over 1000 years.
Re: General Wooing Tricks by boboLIL(m): 9:16am On Jul 03, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
i eairlier create a thread 4 how to woo a lady among her friends, but now let talks about different wooing tricks 4 amateur like me and other amateur on dis forum to learn. i.e
woing a girl in market
in a church
on d road
wooing a girl in front of her boyfriend e.t.c
4 me dis is my little punch line dat work 4 all,
ME: hello baby
GIRL: hi
ME: baby am dangote's son i live in a yatch and got my own ferrari with over $1billion in my account pls can u marry me?
GIRL: o baby have already be dreaming dat u will be my boyfriend but i dont kwn i we meet u today, my love i love u.
{lol} dats how i use my own line and its work like magic, pls SHARE urs
CC: LUEDAVE , BOBOLIL , E.T.C

Buh as a guyman wey ah bi ,,, I'm 0n p0int anytym, any day....


st0ps her 0n her way,,,


me : ,hell0 bae, hw yhu d0in?

Bae... I'm fine,,,


Me......I'm sp0rn ,,,u r l00kin cute....wats yhur name?


Bae........sinach. Tnx

Me.....ah like hw calm yhu r...wil like t0 knw abt u...t wil be a pleasure t0 me t0 bi a frnd....

( If na mature bae,, she wil giv her number and tel yhu t0 call her later)

Bae...yhur f0ne?


Me.....hands 0ver my f0ne t0 her....

Bae.....type and return t bak.....


Me.....dial d number (t0 mk sure say d bae n0 j0nse me)......wil cal yhu later


Bae...0k. Bye


Me .....take care...

0das na hist0ry......
Re: General Wooing Tricks by Johnnoah1st: 11:20am On Jul 03, 2015
boboLIL:


Buh as a guyman wey ah bi ,,, I'm 0n p0int anytym, any day....


st0ps her 0n her way,,,


me : ,hell0 bae, hw yhu d0in?

Bae... I'm fine,,,


Me......I'm sp0rn ,,,u r l00kin cute....wats yhur name?


Bae........sinach. Tnx

Me.....ah like hw calm yhu r...wil like t0 knw abt u...t wil be a pleasure t0 me t0 bi a frnd....

( If na mature bae,, she wil giv her number and tel yhu t0 call her later)

Bae...yhur f0ne?


Me.....hands 0ver my f0ne t0 her....

Bae.....type and return t bak.....


Me.....dial d number (t0 mk sure say d bae n0 j0nse me)......wil cal yhu later


Bae...0k. Bye


Me .....take care...

0das na hist0ry......
U BE D BADDEST
Re: General Wooing Tricks by MrCork: 11:23am On Jul 03, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
i eairlier create a thread 4 how to woo a lady among her friends, but now let talks about different wooing tricks 4 amateur like me and other amateur on dis forum to learn. i.e
woing a girl in market
in a church
on d road
wooing a girl in front of her boyfriend e.t.c
4 me dis is my little punch line dat work 4 all,
ME: hello baby
GIRL: hi
ME: baby am dangote's son i live in a yatch and got my own ferrari with over $1billion in my account pls can u marry me?
GIRL: o baby have already be dreaming dat u will be my boyfriend but i dont kwn i we meet u today, my love i love u.
{lol} dats how i use my own line and its work like magic, pls SHARE urs
CC: LUEDAVE , BOBOLIL , E.T.C


....ermm bro..did someone add crack & weed to yor breakfast? (no ofeense) undecided

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Re: General Wooing Tricks by Johnnoah1st: 11:29am On Jul 03, 2015
MrCork:



....ermm bro..did someone add crack & weed to yor breakfast? (no ofeense) undecided
do u wanna learn tricks 4rm me? dont be shy and i mit post toasting line 4 u dat we help u get a girlfriend cus i knw u dont have any. (no offence)
Re: General Wooing Tricks by damilareoye: 11:36am On Jul 03, 2015
for village girls @OP
Re: General Wooing Tricks by Johnnoah1st: 11:45am On Jul 03, 2015
damilareoye:
for village girls @OP
cant u see its a joke? wetin small pikin like u dey find 4 here self?
Re: General Wooing Tricks by damilareoye: 11:51am On Jul 03, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
cant u see its a joke? wetin small pikin like u dey find 4 here self?
cheesy can't you see that's a joke as well..... no dey stress yourself to use such words on me.
Re: General Wooing Tricks by MrCork: 12:21pm On Jul 03, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
do u wanna learn tricks 4rm me? dont be shy and i mit post toasting line 4 u dat we help u get a girlfriend cus i knw u dont have any. (no offence)


...YEs I wud if yor head waz correct...right now? ..thers somtin misssin up stairs!! (no oofeinse) angry
Re: General Wooing Tricks by Johnnoah1st: 12:27pm On Jul 03, 2015
MrCork:



...YEs I wud if yor head waz correct...right now? ..thers somtin misssin up stairs!! (no oofeinse) angry
LET TALK TRUE MRCORK , WITH DAT WOOING LINE DONT U TINK UR GIRL WE LEAVE U WITH UR RANGE ROVER AND COME AND MARRY ME WITHOUT DOUBTING FOR A SECONDS?
Re: General Wooing Tricks by Johnnoah1st: 12:30pm On Jul 03, 2015
boboLIL:


Buh as a guyman wey ah bi ,,, I'm 0n p0int anytym, any day....


st0ps her 0n her way,,,


me : ,hell0 bae, hw yhu d0in?

Bae... I'm fine,,,


Me......I'm sp0rn ,,,u r l00kin cute....wats yhur name?


Bae........sinach. Tnx

Me.....ah like hw calm yhu r...wil like t0 knw abt u...t wil be a pleasure t0 me t0 bi a frnd....

( If na mature bae,, she wil giv her number and tel yhu t0 call her later)

Bae...yhur f0ne?


Me.....hands 0ver my f0ne t0 her....

Bae.....type and return t bak.....


Me.....dial d number (t0 mk sure say d bae n0 j0nse me)......wil cal yhu later


Bae...0k. Bye


Me .....take care...

0das na hist0ry......
what of if i ask 4 her name and she told me wat did i want to knw it for?
Re: General Wooing Tricks by MrCork: 12:36pm On Jul 03, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
LET TALK TRUE MRCORK , WITH DAT WOOING LINE DONT U TINK UR GIRL WE LEAVE U WITH UR RANGE ROVER AND COME AND MARRY ME WITHOUT DOUBTING FOR A SECONDS?

...hav u noticed yor dumb thread still strugulliin on page 0??....its simole means u a CRACKHEAD no one will evea talke serrrious.. Am out!!!! (no oofeine) undecided

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Re: General Wooing Tricks by boboLIL(m): 12:44pm On Jul 03, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
what of if i ask 4 her name and she told me wat did i want to knw it for?
tel her as a frnd,,, u supp0se t0 her and yhu c0mpliment her by sayin ' given dah u r beautiful,,, t wil bi a pleasure t0 knw ur cute name...
Re: General Wooing Tricks by Johnnoah1st: 12:50pm On Jul 03, 2015
boboLIL:
tel her as a frnd,,, u supp0se t0 her and yhu c0mpliment her by sayin ' given dah u r beautiful,,, t wil bi a pleasure t0 knw ur cute name...
one bottle of champne for u bro. but pls i still some question to ask pls are u online now and can i start asking?

Re: General Wooing Tricks by Johnnoah1st: 12:56pm On Jul 03, 2015
MrCork:


...hav u noticed yor dumb thread still strugulliin on page 0??....its simole means u a CRACKHEAD no one will evea talke serrrious.. Am out!!!! (no oofeine) undecided
congratulation guy u have just won ur self the best stupidity and mumurish person on dis thread so far,
pls kindly accept ur trophy below

Re: General Wooing Tricks by boboLIL(m): 12:56pm On Jul 03, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
one bottle of champne for u bro. but pls i still some question to ask pls are u online now and can i start asking?
kip r0llin dem

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