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Buhari hate d fact dah eastern side 0f Nigeria has bin peaceful and naw he wants t0 ruin 0ur happiness... G0d punish yhu dia....

Jee nu nke 0ma....

D kind infecti0n wey de hia eh.....

Deflated breast... Needs a vulcanizer...

Believe dis w0rld is c0min t0 an end.. Buckle up...

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Bobbystanley:
Just imagine the trash u spilled.

Because he is gay if at all he is, so he shouldnt be on the football pitch.

People like you are the ones that made Westerners think Africans are stupid

sharap there... T seems u r 0ne... Swerve jare... N0 r00m fr gays...

See j0nsing

Evil spirit

Very g00d m0ve....

Wch 0ne u get? Any0ne u get ,, I'm g00d t0 g0...

Man bags 5 years imprisonment for impersonating MFM Pastor

A Yaba Chief Magistrates’ Court in Lagos on Wednesday sentenced a man, David Praise-Diri, to five years imprisonment for impersonating a pastor of Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministry (MFM).

The Chief Magistrate, Mrs Bola Folarin-Williams, sentenced Praise-Diri to five years imprisonment after he admitted committing the offence.

“Since it is clear to this court that you are an habitual offender and you are not ready to work hard to make a living, you will serve the jail term without an option of fine,” Folarin-Williams said.

The convict was arraigned on June 16 on three-count charge of impersonation, obtaining money under false pretences and stealing.

He pleaded guilty to the charges.

The Prosecutor, Sgt. Benedict Aigbokhim, had told the court that the accused committed the offences on June 3 at Toyin Street, Ikeja.



Aigbokhim said the accused approached the complainant, Miss Itohan, along Toyin Street and introduced himself as a pastor of MFM.

“The accused said he got a revelation from God for her and collected N13, 000 from the complainant on the pretext of praying and fasting on her behalf for a possible solution to her problem.

“She became uncomfortable when the accused told her to come for a vigil and decided to inform a relation who also worships at MFM church.

“They informed the church and upon investigation it was discovered that the accused is a fake pastor.

“The MFM church management alerted the police, who arrested the accused,” he said.

According to him, the offences contravened Sections 78, 285 and 312 of the Criminal Laws of Lagos State, 2011.

Here’s everything you should expect when moving in with your boyfriend..

Moving in with your boyfriend is a colossal step in any relationship.

It’s the first time you’re truly morphing both your lives under one roof, with no escape.

I’ve been living with my boyfriend for three years now, and I thought I’d share some insight on the reality of what it’s like to live with the man you love.

Ladies, if you’re about to move in with your man, let me begin by saying it entails more than just picking decorative bathroom towels and finding block letters of your initials.

Sure, both of those things are imperative, but you also have to learn to how hold in your farts for an extended period of time.

(Don’t worry, it’s just a temporary requirement until he realizes breaking the lease will cost much more than breaking up with you.)

What I’m trying to say is, worry less about which floor lamp you’re going to buy and more about the fact you’re about to share a home with someone who has testicles.

Just like anything else, living with your boyfriend has its pros and cons. I’ve listed them below so you know what you’re getting yourself into.

Pro: He’ll be your live-in handyman.

Assuming your boyfriend has two hands and isn’t a complete slowpoke, you’ll never have to worry about calling someone to hang a picture or repair the toilet.

The best part is, fixing things makes men feel worthy and heroic, so really you’re just being a caring girlfriend.

Con: It’s gonna get hairy.

I’m not going to feed you bullsh*t and pretend I don’t shed — I’ve been known to clog some drains in my day (from the hair on my HEAD) — but nothing compares to male hair grooming.

At least once a week, my poor sink looks like a porcupine.

The question always remains: Is it from his face or his balls? I guess some things are best left undiscovered.

Pro: He’ll be your bedtime bodyguard.

My boyfriend sleeps closest to the door; this way, if we have an intruder, he can fight the person off while I escape through the window.



Con: He’ll be a “Real Housewives” heckler.

I’m obsessed with Bravo. I enjoy watching thoughtless, mind-numbing reality television after a long day at work — that’s how I unwind.

When my boyfriend comes home and sees I’m on the couch watching “Real Housewives,” he acts as if I’m an unemployed crackhead.

He’ll be like, “Your girl Teresa is trash.” I’m like, first of all, this is “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” and second of all, Teresa has been incarcerated for six months — have some respect!

Also, Andy Cohen owns my soul, so I couldn’t stop watching even if I wanted to.

Pro: He’ll be the Chairman of Chores.

When living with a friend, you can’t be like, “Yo, do the dishes” because she’d be like, “Um, no, go f*ck yourself.”

But when your roommate is your boyfriend, you can (graciously) ask him to put the dishes away, take out the trash and even air dry your thongs!

Con: His fingerprints will be all over your top-shelf toiletries.

Men are lazy. Let me elaborate: When your boyfriend runs out of his body wash, he is going to use your $28 Bliss Body Butter Scrub.

Oh, and it doesn’t end there. Girls, if you buy fancy, expensive shampoo, tell him it will turn his hair blonde if he keeps using it. Works like a charm.

I apologize in advance if this article has made you reconsider moving in with your man. Living with anyone is difficult because we’re all undeniably strange creatures with even stranger habits.

The key to successfully living with your other half is being able to accept all the weird sh*t he or she does behind closed doors and still love that person unconditionally.

If you can do that, chances are, you could probably spend the rest of your lives together.

Why I Didn’t Appear Before NFF Panel – Enyeama


Super Eagles Vincent Enyeama has told the BBC that he was not officially summoned to defend his “uncomplimentary remarks” about security in Kaduna ahead of June’s 2017 Africa Cup of Nations qualifier against Chad.

Enyeama told the BBC that only received a letter to cautioning him about future (my comments) and to avoid a repeat of such,” he told BBC Sport.

“I respect my country and those in charge of our football, which is why I find the whole thing strange,” he said.

“I only received a letter to cautioning me about it (my comments) and to avoid a repeat of such,” he told BBC Sport.

“Personally, as it was resolved in-house I thought that was the end of the matter.

“But I only found out about a disciplinary hearing in the media but I didn’t get any letter to that effect.”

“As the captain I only raised our concerns about the venue before our game which didn’t go down well with the football authority.

“I was told to apologise for my comments, which I did immediately and they told me that’s fine.”

Aregbesola To Pay Osun Workers By End Of June



Reprieve seems to be coming the way of the Osun State workers following the assurance given by the state government to pay unpaid salaries by the end of June.

This assurance was given through the Osun State Chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Gboyega Famodun, at a conference on Wednesday in Osogbo, the Osun State’s capital.

At the gathering of the APC leadership and members, Mr Famodun appealed to the workers to maintain calm, as the financial crisis would soon come to an end.

Although the APC Chairman assured the workers that they would be paid before the end of the month, he was silent on how many months the government could afford to offset.

He attributed the inability of the Osun State government to pay workers in the last eight months to the drop in the Federal Allocation.

With the assurance given by the Osun State government and after a closed door meeting held with the leadership of the workforce, the workers expressed optimism of an end to the eight months of unpaid salaries, but not without some reservations.

It is few days to the end of June and with several meetings ongoing between the Federal Government and the Osun State Government, the pensioners and workers could only pray that their entitlements be paid soon to bring an end to the one month industrial action in the state.

At a meeting between State Governors and President Muhammadu Buhari on Tuesday, the Federal Government promised to pay back to the State Government monies expended on Federal Government’s projects.

The Governors were also asked to look inwards and boost Internally Generated Revenue to ensure that they meet the State Governments’ salary obligation to workers.

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