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Gbriels:
@bobowaja and mathology.... please prepare a query letter for the under listed lot men
Inception
Mitocyan
Mosgoon
darado
Benflash
They have failed to adhere to protocol..that this thread isn't for first class or last class discussions....

Lol

Napolitano2012:
Thanks bro.. I wasn't attacking anyone in particular.. and I made reference to not one but several things and generally was simply calling for more self belief and positivity to flow in the thread as we await the APL. so anybody who is picking one particular thing I said and coming for my head.... well , na him sabi.

Scroll up and read. Some a**slickers already wrote epistles on your head...... Just waka jeje inside life and leave them to their low self esteem

That larride and flowwolf09 abi tiger guy.... Deserve an award for moving this thread forward. Local men hold to theories that best suits position...... And the funniest thing is..... You can switch without stress to 1% theory, that is if farouk paid you and not Ayam king....


So many comedians here......

BenFlash:
Eng. drawing things

Lol...

Adeebiwa09:
Bobo I miss you o where larride dey now

Baba I miss you too
Larride is busy adjusting the AB theory after some local men received alerts yesterday and today.

BenFlash:
I see @bobowaja sipping his juice after reading that part of 'still not received the alert'.

Baba I dey palm wine tree dey tap better water for this evening bushmeat.

Napolitano2012:
Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less. Pride makes us artificial and humility makes us real.

At the end of the day, i just hope these self acclaimed intelligent gurus get the APL, because it would be very shameful if they don't.


Faceless forum or not, it's not right to come here and lay yourself bare. No matter what you think u have achieved before now, it doesnt count one bit in this NNPC recruimtent. its a Federal Government Graduate Trainee recruitment and doesn't really care about your FAMED super intelligence, past achievements, or historical innuendo. If the GT slots are only for those with "supernatural" brains, then NNPC wouldnt have made it open to 2.1 and 2.2...... its a national cake and every nigerian graduate from any ethnic group or tribe and state in general has an equal right to it..

The final selection is based on several in-house factors that we and I repeat, WE do not know anything about. MARK MY WORDS, many applicants who are nothing in terms of the above listed traits (first class, Super intelligentz,, many projects achieved,, past acievements etc) will get this job and many who are already feeling like their own is too much will not get even TF not to talk more of APL. (not cursing nobody but fact) .

I see some people have even already been crowned with the APL letters by other ppl here.. nice one. some people here believe in other members in this thread more than they believe in themselves, saying things like "if Oga J**** or Oga M***** or Oga N**** don't get APL, den no hope for me (a pity).

some are just filled with negativity, anxiety and thoughts of failure because of their inferiority complex and lack of hope and they come to this thread to fill others with their fears..(and fear does spread like wildfire)

I have seen some even boasting that they might not accept the offer if they get the APL. (Wow, and yet you went through the stress from the application process down to the final stage, Kudos. And yet you are always on nairaland every day commenting and earnestly waiting for the APL with others.) I just hope those particular ones show us the Proof of their APL before they reject the offer sha.

HEAR THIS... NNPC APL will humble most enigmas here..

Some are just looking for any comment that will favour them and then they take it up and spread it more.. Those that have received TF are busy looking for theories that will say that TF & APL are not correlated.. those that have not received TF are busy hyping the theory that said TF is sent to unsuccessful candidates..

You forget that it is not by your power nor your intelligence alone that u have reached this stage.. anybody who has reached this stage of WAITING FOR APL should be congratulated.. 1st Class or no First Class, Intelligent Guru or not..

Do YOU KNOW that data released after the application portal was closed revealed that OVER 5 million applicants applied for GT alone. u all applied and were among that number.. but only about 60 to 70 thousand applicants were invited for CBT, ( about 10k candidates were reported to be posted to each center). u went for the CBT and were among the around 9 to 10 thousand lucky ones invited for interview... why not continue believing in urself and the grace that brought you this far and stop looking for Infos, theories and comments that would only create more fear in you and increase your anxiety. Pray and believe. AND if u don't believe in any God or god, den believe in your guts...

This superficial ranking and his hyping of people here should stop. During induction a lucky first class applicant would be standing close to a lucky 2.1 applicant who would also be standing close to another lucky 2,2 applicant and you will all start from the same entry level and receive the same amount salary, ur past achievement would not count.. AT ALL.

I leave you with a quote from A.L.Kennedy who once said and I quote--

"Have more humility. Remember you don't know the limits of your own abilities. Successful or not, if you keep pushing beyond yourself, you will enrich your own life--and maybe even please a few strangers."

Peace out and Goodluck to those who do not stop believing.

Human worshippers will soon come for your head. Then the worshipee will use another moniker(s) to quote you and type nonsense.

So many people battling inferiority complex on this thread and I wondered how they made it far without good confidence in themselves and their abilities.

Brother, you talk well and you deserved an high table among the council of local men executive.

Signed
Local men chairman for Ethics

joobseekar:
Hmmmmm hmmmmm, bobowaja, where are you??

I am here bro..... Reading the first class theories.

NoHatred:
Bro abeg no vex

Wetin I won vex for? Meanwhile have you registered yourself at local men council?

NoHatred:
I said this some weeks ago but no one believed me. Like I said, I have no source, but my gut feeling, which hardly deceives me. Come to think it again, why is that the number of persons paid by the MIS guy (Farouk) fewer than those paid by the compensation guy (King)? Food for throught

By the way what award will you guys give to me if this theory comes to fruition, since I was the one who brought it first?

Eventhough I am not an alertee.... Your submission sounds so ridiculous. So those who were paid on 16th alone are successful ba? While those who were paid by king in the successive weeks are the rejected ones.... What will you now say about those whose dates were paid but yet to receive alert?

I wanted to say something but I later realize you are a human with feelings at the other end. Make I no talk wetin go make u depress

Gbriels:
King anyam is remembering local men today oooo....
@bobowaja...have u been remembered..?

I see nothing.... Local man is not bothered, as long as I am the last paid if they want to pay everyone.

Grant state police.

Local communities can be bombed in the process of bombing criminals hideouts. We don't have to cut the head because of headache.

Thanks Mr. President

Gbriels:
BOBOWAJA....is a card carrying member with uptodate knowledge of the constitution of AOLMAW..

BenFlash:
You may need to consult with @bobowaja and the constitution.

Lol.... Baba I hail o

Gbriels:
@all local men and women
I can see u r doing just fine.... having said that,
I must say weldone to the following local men for keeping the thread alive and fun
@chasteguy
@bobowaja
@beeam
@souljar
@teaser
@benflash
@mathology1542
@local woman
@sempumping. .... though u never register
@sib25
Signed
Coordinator
AOLMAW

Weldone baba.... Ur ministry no go turn sour

kcjnr007:
Wrote in lag

Any alert?

Uricas:
No alert o. Did my test in Ib too.

Okay... Let's be hopeful good things come out of this.

Uricas:

Oya u too... Alert don show? And where u write ur test?

kcjnr007:
4th

Any show for your end and where did u write the test?
I wrote mine at IB

4th guys make una quote me o.... Make we discuss family matter.

gbadekunle:
Same here

Portharcourt and 9th too?

4th guys.... Say hi
Let's use our tongue to count our teeth

ChasteGhuy:
Lol

Why quote me? U won chop cane?

askotaks01:
I just got 20k alert. Lagos 9th of July. 7am

Can you remove the post icon pls? I am just checking something

Thanks guys for updating the thread with evidence.

stmykel1:
I just got an Alert of 12k from NNPC in my Access Bank account this afternoon. I did my interview on the 9th of July, 7am. I'm from Delta State. Someone who did his own on the 2nd of July and also from Delta State got an alert of the same12k almost two weeks ago. Let's just hope that there's no correlation between APL and Alerts. We pray Oh Lord! Lord hear our Prayers!!

You mind to share screenshots? If yes, pls update. Thanks

Kinolas:
Oya let me drop my own theory

CBT Exam 1st June
Notification of Exam outcome 26th June
25 days interval

Interview at towers ended 11th july
25 days interval + 1week (federal character)
Notification of interview outcome 12th August.

Pls don't take this to heart o, this is just like every other theory.

I thought first timers to comment should be given free zobo and gala or is there no hospitality for us

Report to the national local chairmen chairman first and foremost for due and thorough documentations. We will welcome u with enough zobo if you pass the verification process. Thanks

Signed
Local men chairman for ethics

Teaser4:
hmmm...they're coming for you...

Lol..... Since fake alerts no work. Everyone is mute now

Gbogbolet100:
I'm clear enough.. Your invitation by september still serves as notification of being selected..

Lol.... Such confidence.

Enireqx20:
I'm using one eye to look at you o. Na you no drop account number for alert, na you still no get any SMS from Nnpc

Lol....

NigelCundy:
You got an SMS inviting you for CBT and Interview?

I'm asking because I never received an SMS from the corporation, the only means of communication has been through mails.

Maybe your phone number wasnt correct the day you registered. That means you will only rely on email for notifications.

ChasteGhuy:
I think I will go with Bobowaja's explanation

Local man cannot can

Only bobowaja can't fit do this