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delectablegyal:
add a boobies photo to propel lalasticlala to move it to front page. to think that he is about to get married. after he gets married, hope he stops admiring other ladies boobies.

Lol lala and bobbies

But this is a rare opportunity. That requires awareness

Lala oya



@topic, a very good initiative.

topherchris819:
I went home straight from work. On my way home in a public transit, I sat reminiscing over my actions. I suddenly felt bad and regretted not giving her the rough sex of her life pumping my anger in every thrust, and walk away before she asked me to. I shouldn't have allowed my emotions get the best of me. Now it seems too late, I may as well start looking for another job. I laid my head on the seat head in front of me and wept silently for my job.

The next day was Sunday. We usually kick off business around 1pm. So I utilized my leisure to tidy up my laundry. Then had a snappy bath and hurried off to church where I participated wholeheartedly because I really need God's intervention in my life especially now I may be back to joblessness.

The next morning I had to encourage myself to go to work and see what she will tag my offense to.

Work went well as usual, but with butterflies rumbling in my tummy as I struggled to act normal. My heart skipped a beat each time any fair, chubby , short lady walks in. I keep telling myself that the worse is not the end of the world, rather an opportunity for a better job .

Suddenly my phone startled me as it rang. It was a new number calling.
" hello, good afternoon. Mike on the line "." it's Sandra " the voice said.
" oh my goodness! You called! " I said, half screaming.
" of course, what do you take me for? "
" am so so happy to hear from you, just the right timing. " I said, as I gave a funny grin out of excitement. I forgot all about my madam in a jiffy.
" you are very funny! How is work? " she enquired.
"Work is splendid" it just got better right now hearing from you."
" I see... Now you have my number, call me whenever you like, I don't mind answering as much time as possible. "
" wow! I will call you every split second " I jokingly said.
" Ha! Please oo.. Don't! " she laughed hysterically .
" I hear you ma! I won't. "
"all right boo, later ". I felt my cheeks bursting out of my face when I heard her call me boo, but I had to subdue it and said. " later then. " and she hung up.

Wow, my day took a swift turn from sour to sweet. I smiled and whistled a song as I immediately regained my vigour and attended to anyone who cares.

My Sunday was well spent afterwards forgetting all about all about my paranoia. Sandra called me the evening of that day just after I got a reasonable amount of airtime to call her with. We spent ample time having a hearty discussion. She mostly Laughed and made fun of my flaws. While I enjoyed her voice and the fact that she laughed at my lame jokes. She eventually hunged up after exchanging our goodbyes.

The next day at work we were just going about our duties, while I was helping an old lady with a list of items she wanted, when my madam Stormed in her usual cocky demeanor. She walked pass me and went straight to her office. Few seconds later the manager joined her with files and laptop in hand. I watched from the side of my eyes to know if it has anything to do with me.

Her office is opposite my station, with a transparent glass she uses to observe the happenings around even though she has a CCTV in the same office.

She came out of her office, called a staff who was new and still working on getting use to my madams hostility. As a result dropped things on the floor she was supposed to put in a shelf.

"that stuff you are dropped, does it belong to your wretched father or mother?! ". The girl shook head , then stood motionless, looking at the floor.
" now pick it up and bring it to me! ". She went and brought the item which was a pack of cornflakes. Extended it to my madam with a tremulous hand, she took it from her and critically observed to know if there was any dent on it. Then handed it over to the girl without saying a word.

She walked around looking for the slightest opportunity to jump on anyone who was careless enough to be caught in her web. While on the other hand I was waiting for a reward for my bravery, which will definitely be served cold . But it seem like she has forgotten all about it.

So the moment we drew the curtain for the day has almost come and my Madam was still around. Very unlike her who doesn't spend much time in the mall. From the moment she came, hostility pervaded the atmosphere. Everyone was stretching their best to the limit so as not to be found wanting. Another thing, the day seemed longer than usual.

Then we closed for the day, after observing the preliminaries. My madam stood outside beside her car operating her phone when I came out with Ruth. We were surprised that she was still around. Ruth bid her farewell, while I followed. She just muttered something we couldn't make out without looking at us.

Just few yards away from the mall, a text came on my phone. I opened it was my madam, it read : Am sorry for yesterday. Let's see at the spot tonight, I have something for you. Please don't disappoint me am waiting for you. Before I could finish reading, she drove pass.

topherchris819:
I was busy attending to a customer when someone touched me from behind. I turned to behold an astonishing stunning lady smiling at me.
" hello Mike " she said displaying joyfully her fine set of teeth.
" hi.... " I muttered, trying to place the face amongst a thousand similar faces in my head .
" have you forgotten me so soon? Haba! She said. I looked pass her makeup and hair do, then I saw the face of Sandra, the girl who made my madam jealous, that I escorted to our accessories section to get a watch. How I have longed to see her again, her beauty sends the chill down my marrow.

Today she was looking different in a bridal makeup that enhanced her look, making her more of a billboard model than an innocent beauty she looked the last time. A stylist fringes hairstyle adorned her, which made it difficult for swift recognition. She was clad in a purple fitted jacket and a black inner, upon a black leggings.

"Sandra! " I shouted! "Wow! You look... I mean.... I... What...wow! " I fumbled due to the effect of her hypnotic charming presence . She just giggled and pointed to my mouth
" you will catch a fly Mr man". I quickly shut it. From that moment , I knew I have found her. Irrespective of the nature of my job, I must have her. So I regained my composure feebly and hurriedly rounded up my with my now impatient customer.

Few seconds later I had my full attention on Sandra, ignoring the next customer who came over to me, I just pointed towards Ruth who was struggling with an insatiable customer. Right now standing with Sandra,i cared less for anything, the world could burn to ashes for all I care, after all she's a customer as well, not just a customer but the angel of good luck.

" please what can I do for you? " I said, as I gave a boisterous smile. "
I need groceries, but I can find my way with that, just came to say hi, and thank you for the last time". she flaunt her wrist watch in my face " very beautiful, everyone loves it" she said and smiled.
" I love helping rare angels as yourself anytime". I said amusingly. She chuckled and made to move, I spontaneously held her wrist. She looked startled, but said nothing.
" Please, if you don't mind I will like to see you again" I said apprehensively. "If I can't speak with you this evening I will run mad!! That's why I will love to have your number pleaseeee it's more important to me than silver or gold, I won't mind washing your underwears just to have it". I passionately pleaded.
She gave a loud laughter that called attention to us, but I cared even less. " Mike!! You're very funny! Lemme think about it as I shop, pray I find reason to give you". She said as she loosed my grip and went to shop for her groceries.

I waited expectantly for her, and eventually she emerged struggling with two full bags of groceries in both hands. I briskly went to offer my assistance, which she gladly obliged with an appreciative smile. She led me to her car at the parking lot. I put the bags in the back seat of her Toyota SUV. Then looked expectantly at her with a boyish nervous smile. She hesitated a little then smiled and asked.
" what?! ".
Your number !" I replied .
"I know your type, you are the kind that drains ones battery life. Until am certain you are not that kind of guy...meanwhile, thank you for your help, you're so sweet". She smiled and headed for her car door.
" I swear by everything I hold dear that I won't call you more than twice a day, please don't render me useless by not obliging me, please... " I emotionally desperately pleaded. She smiled and took a few judgmental look at me before saying.
" let me have your number, I'll give you a call". She took out her phone and collected my number. Afterwards jumped into her car and drove off.

Ruth took notice of my shenanigans with the customer and pretended as it wasn't her business, but when she saw me smiling hysterically walking into the mall, she let out a nonchalant jealousy. I rarely took notice of her coz I was dwelling in my moment of great achievement. Suddenly, a call came through my phone, it was the devil , ''what a wrong timing!'' .I stormed.

" hello ma" I answered. " come to the house right now! " she ordered and hung up before I could say anything. " not today! " I said to myself, I had made up my mind after Sams episode not to be her bleep boy anymore. So I intentionally ignored her.

Few hours later, she called again.
" where the hell are you?!" she shot into my ear.
" I have been busy ma" I said.
" what bloody kind of busy is that?! Tell that good for nothing manager that I want you at my place right now! I don't want to wait any longer than thirty minutes for you! ". She said and hung up.
"She hasn't started waiting " I said to myself, " she will wait today till she's tired ".

I went back to attending my duty when the manager, a young lad, in his early twenties, chubby, dark and of average hight. Walked up to me, I could guess what he had to say.
" Mike! Madam said you should leave everything you're doing and come to her place right now if you value your job. I will advise you, you better get going right away for the good of both of us. " he said.

I was greatly troubled. I have sworn never to be her bleep boy, but this, I hope I can withstand.

Ruth came to me, perhaps she noticed my dilemma from her station.
"Boy how far?!" she said as she approached me.
" it's your Madam o, calling that I should come to her place to do her dirty job.( I meant bleeping job).
" boy! You are in for the real shit. You're not the first that she prefers to come over. I suspect she has something up her sleeve coz shes only asking good looking guys as yourself over. She smiled, took a mocking look at me then continued. " for your mind now, you think you're fine abi? " she teased.
"stop that Ruth, this woman knows how to use somebody"( I meant sex ).
" yeah.. Then resign if you have option" she said.
" if only I could" I wistfully said.
" oh boy, you better go now, don't keep your Madam waiting, who knows today might be your lucky day to bleed that gigantic buttocks of hers ". She jokingly said as she laughed and walked back to her station.

I walked into my madams masters bedroom upstairs an hour thirty minutes later, following her invite after a knock .

The house was empty, it was a Saturday, perhaps the kids must have gone to their granny's. So the house seem to be ours. Checking my time it was almost 5pm.

She laid down, watching a movie showing on her massive Philips TV on the wall and a glass of wine in her hand. As I walked in she looked at me and smiled.
She was clad in a black pink doted spaghetti top that reviewed her massive pawpaw like breast with huge nipples and a to match thong underwear.

" so you have grown wings em? You kept me waiting for a small rat like you , I think this privilege you are enjoying has made you grow wings to challenge me". She said in a cold tone, smiling ominously. Now come over here! I just want you to suck me ". She commanded.
" not today! " I spoke out what I have been reciting in my head all the way to her place. Still maintaining my position.
" you said? " she shouted, not believing her ears.
" I said I am not going to do any of that today! I am not your bleep boy, I...."
She cut me shut with a loud," shut up! Shut that hole in your face before I make you regret ever being born! Let me tell you incase you don't know , as long as I pay you, I own you, you don't tell me what I can or cannot do". She said maliciously.
I could sense the alcohol speaking most of the time. But I didn't mind, I have had it up to my neck and I couldn't pretend anymore for the fear of being sacked.
" madam if there's anything you want me to do for you, just tell me. This!" I pointed to her in disgust. "and any other house chores isn't what I signed in for when I took this job. If this is what you are calling me for ? good buy! " I said as I walked out, neglecting her yelling and swearing behind me.

Rany4all:
I love vocal breeds as guard dogs. Do they bark more than GSD's?

ayovang:
send me a whatsapp message Sir, I'll send you a video of him

mhd5757:
My vetenary doctor has got this dog that somebody gave to him so he tried to sell it but no one would buy it, but I tried to buy it then his assistant told me #80,000 and the dog is not even a purebred its some kind of mixed breed, anyway, I didn't buy it because of the huge price and like i said nobody wanted to buy it but some people tried to adopt it but the vetrinery refused and he can't even afford to take care of the dog or maybe he can but does't want to spend money, he leaves the dog chained up 24/7 and feeds it only once every 3 days, sometimes even 5. The dog was looking good at first but because of starvation he became shorter than he was, he also used to be very vicious barking like he wants to cut his chain whenever somebody goes there but now the dog is depressed, he does not even bark anymore, he will just be looking at people. The vetenary doctor has damaged that dog all because of the love of money.

Niyeal:
Goto the nearest CAC office and complain

mightyleks:
Can a microbiologist apply

Omuneizzy6:
Sorry for posting it here because we have more viewers here...
What kind of eye is this please tell me

veekid:
RIP to him in advance

LibertyRep:
Just confirmed that on NTA now.

How the invader got past the first and second gate of the complex seems a mystery.

What if the invaders had been suicide bombers? :

Maybe half of Nigeria's problem could have been solved.

hopefulLandlord:
Jesus is a myth

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]What does it mean when you go to the restaurant with someone and he sits somewhere else?

Is it bad?[/color]