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Johnny's teacher thought he didn't know how to solve simple mathematics until Johnny explained what led to the answer he gave...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0-Q_CFuM_k

Johnny',s response to his teacher's question is funny.

Watch this....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx3DQIebWZY

Funny Johnny ..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx3DQIebWZY

See the funny answer to this question, "How Do Couples Communicate in Marriage as They Grow?"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ2BBqZvJqI

Watch this funny votes of thanks ever given by a groom after the wedding.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rad1PXPX3xg

The short funny comedy is about a woman who silently punished her husband without him knowing until she revealed the secret. What happened? Watch this short funny video now.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox1kFHkXM2Q

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Your child’s education is not just his teacher’s responsibility.

As a parent, you have the ability to supplement your child’s education at home and to help him succeed in school.

During this curfew, help your child make the most of his education.


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What is your intention when you continually appreciate what over and over on what someone did for you.

Watch this video.


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eBook title: Panacea to a successful married life: A roadmap for every relationship and marriage.

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Since links are not supported here, visit

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Everyone wants to have a happy and successful married life. But when something goes wrong, there should be a way to correct it.

Many people think marriage is just to have a partner. Yes you will have one, but what are the remedy when journey is not what you expected?

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As I was saying, many are expecting so much from their marriage mate of which failure to meet all expectations causes problems in the marriage.

What can go wrong after few months or even years in marriage that your spouse decide to divorce?

What can you do to make your journey into marriage a successful one?

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The three things every single must know before choosing a life partner are as follows:

1. Physical Appearance: Do not look for the beautiful ones, the nice ones or the cheap ones. Look for the one that is your size. Not every handsome, wealthy or intelligent guy is for you, not every beautiful woman is for you. Look for the one that is meant for you, the one that aligns with your values and belief, the one who you meet at your life’s journey. It is important to know where you’re going in life before you think of getting a life partner.
2. Position: All sizes of shoes are not placed in the same place. There is a place for court shoes, laced up shoes, sport footwear, snickers etc. We have Children sizes, young people’s sizes and the adult sizes. Know where to get your own shoe. Your type and size cannot be everywhere. Your wife or husband can’t just be everywhere. Stick to your values and therein you shall find someone like you, but when your values are not defined anyone can just match you. Discover yourself and define your values.
3. Perception: In this kind of shoe purchasing enterprise, you are not permitted to try the shoe before you buy. This is why it is important to seek guidance and counseling, from people who have bought shoes before or are into the business of directing people to the right shoes (Mentors and Relationship coaches).


Source: https://channelofvirtue./2017/12/30/things-you-must-know-before-choosing-a-life-partner/

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Everyone wants to enjoy their relationship. A good one will last longer all because they have what it takes to be together for long.
No one is perfect.
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This situation of the economy makes some parents to be worried about the means of taking care of their children because of their financial challenges. Taking care of their children's financial needs such as school fees and others is bothering their hearts as we know that the children are on vacation presently.

Buying will be the next thing to do because very soon they will resume for the next academic session and the kids will need new writing materials and text books except for those in secondary schools who can still continue using their spacious used in the previous class (now that they promoted to the next class).
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When the journey looks as if we're not moving an inch, we feel discourage and decide to quit and give up.
We never know that success is a journey. When we quit, we will end up right where we started.
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Why threatening students with the closure of payment portal when students cannot afford the school fees at the moment?
Part-time Students of this institution, YABATECH, let me know that their school fees was increased from #54,000 to #65,000
To my surprise, few that paid the fees have a something different on their receipts of payment. The receipts have #45,000 on it when they paid #65,000.
How can this be happening when we know the situation of things in this country.

In my recent interaction with some students of this institution, YABATECH, they let me know that their school fees was increased from #54,000 to #65,000 and after a peaceful protesting, only the full-time fees were reduced from #45,000 to #25,000.
Yet the Part-time school fees is only increased.
To my surprise, few that paid the fees have a something different on their receipts of payment. The receipts have #45,000 on it when they paid #65,000.
How can this be happening when we know the situation of things in this country.

In order for children to learn teamwork and togetherness, their parents must first learn to function as a unified team. As you put into practice the following suggestions, you will make significant strides toward having a family that works together to create a happy, healthy home.
1. Communicate
2. Listen to each other
3. Share household responsibilities
4. Assign specific chores
5. Establish routines
6. Seek spiritual experiences
7. Have fun together
Therefore, to Establish Unity In The Family, this is the secret in brief:
1. Unless the Lord builds the house, those who built it, labor in vain
2. Pray with and for your family.
3. Keep your heart with all diligence, for from it flows the springs of life.
4. The happiest families are those who talk the most with each other
5. Understand your spouse’s and children’s basic needs and be willing to meet them
6. Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers a multitude of sins.
7. Commitment to your family builds lasting memories and relationships with your spouse and children, the people you are most responsible for.
8. Marriage is a companionship in which each partner helps each other to grow to maturity.
9. The proper use of money is to prosper and profit by its use.
10. Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

You can read more on http://channelofvirtue.

What other ways can you maintain unity in a family?