₦airaland Forum

customized13: i keep asking myself, where is southwest on the list, are they not part of the sophisticated regions in nigeria?

Where were you when APC colluded with elements from the north to deprive the Southwest of the Speakership which was zoned to the region. Were you not there when they conspired to elect Tambuwal instead of the present majority leader?

APC shortchanged Yorubas, that's the truth of the matter and they would be made to pay for their sins in Oyo State, I am sure several of their reps won't be returned.

chukwudi44: What will it take for APC to admit it lost an election? Why is it so difficult for you folks to admit Fayemi lost the ekiti elections.The sooner you realise this and work on your weakness the better for you.As of the remaining states only ogun is sure for APC,oyo is almost certainly going to fall to the accord party or PDP even lagos is also shaky!!

You have just spoken reality. Oyo State I long gone. We shall mobilise full force to oust Ajimobi, it is so certain APC won't be returned.

tpia1: what do you mean?

I owe her alot and it is personal. Have you got any help to render, please?

tpia1: so what do you need her for?

are you envisaging some kind of "happy ending" or what?




and is that why you added this:

It is more than just having a 'happy ending'. She is someone I owe a lot, you know what I mean.

tpia1: indeed, on a public forum like nairaland.

who exactly are you fishing for?

and is it a must people must be "reunited"? For what?

I have searched everywhere including facebook. The details of the person I'm looking for is in my first post.

Chillisauce: Hmmm . Oga kebab . I dey go sleep. Go ask Malam for Suya before you begin dream of badly wrapped kebab.

I don't know about that but please help find Sandra or someone that can help us locate her. Any alumnus of EBSU in the house?

Chillisauce: Which one is real kebab again. Kebab is kebab. Except you have bokoslayer Kebab I don't know about .

Ok, we have another kebab that is badly wrapped

celeron40: That is what happens when you have clueless generals all over the place...Sirius promised to post photos from what he called the "final battle for Domboa",,that statement meant that he knew the army was getting ready for a massive offensive.....the clowns at the DHQ scared him off...but that Sirius guy has no balls o! If I were him, I would ignore those pot belly olodo genrals..
http://newswirengr.com/2014/08/09/borno-nigerian-troops-recapture-damboa-from-boko-haram-see-photos-from-the-operation/

Sirius have posted hundreds of pictures he took at the battle-front on this thread, what do you call that? b0.0bs?

Dude has got balls of steel, you need to back-off and stop calling him names.

Abeg, help us find Sandra o.

ikweremilitant: wait wait u guys re geting me confused.i have a friend dat droped out of school.but some how hs father managed to get hm a job wit agip wer he went 4 trianing nd 2dy he works in d ofshore operations wit agip,so hw cm a non enginer is workng their

You don't have to be an engineer to work offshore. We have more tradesmen/technicians working offshore than engineers.

PiperAlpha: Nah..Oh, is it because my location reads Gulf of Mexico? Oops, my bad!! I really wish to try life offshore

Your name sells you out, but why choose a moniker that is associated with disaster?

kissoflife: You read my mind. 50 Million likes for u!

Going from all posts before yours, there has been no single lie. The topic is one of the few things you can't lie about. It's either you have experienced it or not, seemples

Chillisauce: No be small kebab.

I mean the real kebab o lol

Orikinla: Congratulations.

Groom looks like Rauf Aregbesola's younger brother with his goatee.

e leke ebu, onisokuso

Chillisauce: Efemenaxy
Beeevan
Coogar or sister sarah
Sophyrock
Lyndaroyce
Edwife
Cococandy
Carefreesmile
Debrief (aisha2 )
Ileobatojo
Shoefreak
Kulyie
Jennykadry


If you hear your name. Raise your hands up for identification

Thanks chillisauce, you are sweet both in person and in my kebab

Kanwulia: Yes we exist!
Just as BUSY BODIES LIKE YOU do exist!
No! I have 'piss' running through your veins.
Those who dish. . .should be ready to take abi.
WHERE WAS YOU STINKING AZZZE WHEN THIS bebe of a local bytch was typing nonsense with her gang all over NL?
Now, she has brought one 'diseased-ebola-fowl of a niece' to NL to infect us all?

She go hiaaaaaaaaram!

biko, sheathe your sword for now abeg. You can stab her with your tongue later.

frankben: lol...

m allergic to lies

Frankben, eat your heart out! That's Dr Fissy - Besocial in your face! She even come fine join, chei! Besocial, this beauty that you are sharing, there is God u ooo.

Frankben - lie detector, can you do better?

I was on the internet today trying to locate an old friend that I met back in 2005. I have searched all the pages on the internet but my search returned zilch!

I am sure there would be several Nairalanders in a similar situation and I understand trying to link up with old buddies/family members without any success could be very frustrating.

Since we have Nairalanders scattered all over the world, so I thought it would be a good idea if we can provide some information about the friend/family we are looking for e.g name, gender, the town/country they live in, how you met, schools attended etc , a Nairalander might just know them or might know somebody that knows them.

Here is an example below (details of the friend I am trying to reconnect with):

Looking for an old friend with the details below:

Sandra Lebechi (I don't know what her surname is)
Fair complexion, average height and from Afikpo Local Government in Ebonyi State, I think.
Met her in Abakaliki Ebonyi State in 2005
She was at EBSU at that time (Ebonyi State University).
Heard she had a n accident some years back and I have been trying to track her since then.

If you have any info about this person, kindly drop a message for me here or PM me thanks.

NB: Just make sure you leave as much information as possible about the person you are looking for, we can help reunite families, friends, colleagues etc

Thanks

Can the supporters of APC be satisfied? I never see this kain party before o.

Creating confusion where there is none, I tire o.

oyb: Police spokesman Gideon Jubrin said in a press statement that such
demonstrations were capable of causing disharmony, anarchy and
pandemonium in Borno State

BH has already done that.

I am just sad and ashamed to be a Nigerian. More than anything else, BH has highlighted the incompetence of our security apparatus. They are only good at banning rallies and election intimidation.

You are free to renounce your nationality.

All thanks goes to GEJ for keeping his promises of ensuring a free, fair election and security agents for keeping the people of Osun safe.

I can say it out loudly that elections in Osun and Ekiti States were free and fair.

Kudos to GEJ

dguyindcorner: OK sir.

let's say 2000 register in a poll unit.

of course u know it's not everyone that will come out let's say 1000 come out. Due to fear of those 'masked' men n dss and people that do not get their original voter's card.

out of the 800 only 480 by 60% got accredited.

Now what will be 480 out of every 2000 of the total registered voters.

If you work the percentage out, it's still around 25%.

dguyindcorner: Re: Osun 2014 Guber Polls: Live Reports
by popplm: 9:11am
Accreditation going on here at ilare
ward 4 of ile ife...people on the queue
seeing laughing to jokes and eager to
vote for the candidate of there
choice....#lifereport

Re: Osun 2014 Guber Polls: Live Reports
by maasoap ( m ): 10:25am
In the state capital of Osogbo, Osogbo
local government, ward 12, unit 08,
accreditation is going on smoothly. 193
accreditation so far, out of 337
registered voters. Remember, not all
voters collected their permanent
voters card.

sit down again and calculate well. I hope u are good at arithmetics

Obayaya is quite good in Maths, that's evident in his detailed analysis. I think you should calculate the percentage of 193 out of 337, that should explain to you why results showing 10% voter-turnout is so not real.

Olril18: I'm osun intoto
despite what E-warriors (Pdp,apc)will have us believe,it's going to be an incredibly tight election,and the margin of winning will be small...
I expect aregbesola to win all the ijesa axis(six lg) and omisore to win the ife axis(5 LG)...aregbesola should win in osogbo,but the workers/ pensioners who are really angry at the governor can ensure victory for omisore.....anyway from balogun area in osogbo,things are going well so far and the atmosphere is looking great...

Spot on and unbiased!

I don't trust this Ibnsultan dude, he always bring bad news. God knows your thoughts.

akinlex: politics!!!

Yes, pure politics. Fashola knows election is around the corner! Very dubious human being!

lefulefu: dat must e a white girl

White girl for where? I'm talking of a proper strong black Nigerian sister. Whites don't spend sh*t.

adaobi123: Can anyone recommend a good laptop for university, I just wanna be using it for coursework, watching tv shows and with a decent battery life.

None of those £1000+ ones, my money ain't growing on trees yet.

You might want to go for one of Acer Aspire models - they have 8 hours' battery life. They are quite cheap as well, check on pcworld

EbolaCure: Mr Man shut the fvck up.


Hope your still put on that shirt and tie?
Mkpi ..

You mean the blue shirt and tie?

Sahalie reporters again!! We'd start declaring fatwah on the heads of peddlers of propaganda, especially our journalists. By the time some of them are made scapegoats, they will sit tight and do proper journalism.

This is what they call 'Back to Sender' . Any weapon fashioned against us, we say 'Back to Sender' in Jesus' name. Amen!