chloride6: . What are you talking about? This is man who believes that polio vaccinations make women infertile . Before you question the veracity of this claim, wiki is your friend

He should not have dabbled into that if what you said is true, he is not a medical doctor.
...but He is the education minister, there's nothing you can do about it.

Itztunechi:


doctors are on strike

What you need is anti-biotics - You might want to visit your nearest pharmacy.

I don't know the kind of black gyals you've been with, but black gyals are really sweet bro (both in love and in care).
Just in the kpomo department alone, black gyals (I mean African gyals) carry the day and when it comes to swag, white gyals wan turn black by force o, trust me.

Two things most men generally look out of for in women are mostly found on black gyals:

1. The biggest yanshes would always be found on a black gyal, you might want to argue.

2. The freshest pawpaw that would make your eyes bulge like Segun Arinze's is mostly found on the chest of a black gyal!

Dude, you have an infection. Go to the hospital, sharply.

desgiezd:

You will soon discover to your utter disappointment that Shekarau was appointed so that he could do the 2015 groundworks for GEJ in Kano. He is not there to help Nigerian education grow but purely for politics!

He would definitely work with GEJ and also do the work he's been assigned to do; which is excelling in a ministry where known Professors have failed woefully.

Meringe:
He was a teacher, he is now a politician. There are some ministries that you don't need politicians to handle. Its an open knowledge that he was appointed there for 2015 elections. Kano had almajiris as teacher governor. Is that an applause?
Let's differentiate btw politics and good governance.

People talk as if all politicians are riff-raffs, some of them have performed more than your so-called professionals. This is a guy that has got all his experience from the Education sector, being a former governor/politician would not take his professional experience as Mathematics teacher and Education administrator away from him.

You may not agree with me but Mallam Shekarau is a round peg in a round hole.

Meringe: Education Ministry shouldn't be in the hands of politicians, it should be for tacticians and core educators. The most important sector of the society. Japan and china have no oil but the are one of the leading economy cos they invested in education. I thought GEJ would have make a good appointment on this but I'm disappointed.
Its not all about next election but our future as a country!!!

Mallam Shekarau has been a teacher all his life. Who else would fit that ministry other than a teacher?

Oby, Oby, Oby...how many times I call you? No amount of propaganda can change God's will. O'Yes, O'dabo

This happened when I was visiting one of the cities in the North West
Can I call this a blind date? Went for a sunday service at one of the Christ Embassy churches and this goddess walked past me, I did not see the face but I saw the aa.ss (it was neatly wrapped in white skirt). I tried so hard to catch a glimpse of her face but I couldn't cos that point was when first-timers (of which I was one) were called so I could not capture what she looked like.

I spoke to my friend that I followed to the church about my aa.ss-tounding encounter and fortunately they are friends. My friend would not give me this girl's number so I had to take her number off his phone without him knowing.

I searched for her on social media (facebook, twitter, instagram etc) but couldn't find her. Luckily I found her on linkedin but how am I supposed to start toasting a girl on a website that's meant for professional networking! That was a no-no.

I decided to text her from one of the coded sim cards I use to make international calls cos I wanted to go incognito.

I was damn too plain - told her I saw her back in church on the said sunday and that I was sure the prayers I said that day were not answered cos I started sinning in my mind right from the moment I saw her - I thought that was a bad line but actually it was a proper ice-breaker! It made us start the conversation on a dirty note! Oh boy, I knew right away this dawg got the cream

We arranged a meet-up and we hooked up in her town on Halloween night. Mehn, the babe gorg! She be chale (Ghanian).

Went for a meal, then drinks and I begged her to come with me to a Halloween party I was meant to attend in a neighboring town.

It was a crazy party with lots of drinks. As the devil would have it, we had to book a hotel in the area around 2.30am.

To cut the long story short, this dawg tried his luck (as per naija boy now) and he got all the cream you can think of (Single cream, double cream, whipping cream etc)

I couldn't believe my luck, I knew it was one-off though as she never gave me the opportunity to come close to her used sanitary pad not to talk of her panties again

I spent another 6 months asking her out before she finally agreed to be my girlfriend. We are history now but I can never forget the experience, it was pure bliss

SLIDEwaxie: They neva left, that's a fact!
They only needed money. It' s all a farce.
PDP may win OYO state. The people clearly have no love for Ajumobi. If Ajumobi won't be heady like Fayemi, he shl allow Ladoja contest under APC and APC will win cos ladoja is the people's man.
But if dem like, make dem continue struggle with Ajumobi...
Dem go loose on earth, heaven go hear

Chief, you translated the sentence in bold directly from Yoruba. You wrote that pidgin/english in a Yoruba way

*clears throat* *In my scottish accent* - I cannae believe it!

OP, where is the Chili Sauce?

berem: Why didn't you report him to the mods? Anyway,don't take nairaland serious, nothing dey happen!

And you are still here, taking nairaland even seriously than your day job. The hypocrisy of you APC goons na die.

Footlocker: . You said ALWAYS! As if to insinuate you me from somewhere! What's with your 21 questions!Am I your girlfriend!Is this an interview!

Yes, always.

Footlocker: The kind of money youths acquire that enables you live beyond your means! The kind of money that enables me put 20 crawley girls in cabs to London just to say hello! Listen I've looked through your profile seems you've travelled!So you do no what I mean! I figure your attempting to create a spectacle! Am not here for that so don't quote me unnecessarily !

I honestly do not know the one you're talking about. Why is your blood always hot?

Footlocker: Most of the nigerian peeps coming uk (London,England precisely)! That passed through my house all happened to have loaded parents/relatives! So survival was not an issue for them! If your parents or whoever can afford to pay such astronomical tuition fees in bulk which the british education system love so much clearly you ain't got no worries! The way nigerians sent/send money for their offspring in the diaspora baffled me! So I don't no what this thread is about! Student loans / student grants paid MY fees! Then of course street money gave that luxury you can't get otherwise!

hmmm...what is street money?

Chamack: I know tokyo must be involved, never heard of eleweomo recently.

Eleweomo is chilling with his 72 virgins

Yoritshekiri: NURTW - YOruba Apex Organisation.

Haba! Take it back.

SlyIg: So after the two days public holiday, what next?

Another 2 months holiday.

adaobi123:

See ya in Brighton someday

adaobi123:

Yeah I had brighton is on the expensive side especially on the accommodation side. I really liked it though.

Yes, it is. The good thing is you'd be attending a reputable Uni. On the fun side, you'd live in a town with streets lined with pubs/clubs and a notorious beach filled with '14 years bros'

adaobi123:

Brighton

You are in for some mad fun but that town can be expensive chei. Uni Sussex used to be my stumping ground

adaobi123: Is anyone coming to Brighton this september ?

Which of the schools in Brighton? Brighton or Sussex?

hardywaltz:
Sept 2014 (according to Broda Rotimi)

I pray it completes loading in my lifetime

@OP, the monorail project has been loading for years now. If I may ask, when will it finish loading? We were told September 2013, later moved to February. When the thing go finish to dey load? Abi e get virus?

Obiagelli:
glorified PA, great wealth of experience too. You don't hold office to understand politics. I will sit attentively to listen to bob dee any day

Great wealth of experience indeed! Another Buhari wannabe; serial contestant, constant loser!

Obiagelli:
i blame the government for not teaching history in schools .

History teacher, I hope u are not referring to his days at Concord. Matter of fact, bob dee was a glorified PA to the owner of Concord.

Sincere 9gerian:
And how did you arrive at that? I guess you used Tinubu's Software?

Monte Carlo Simulation (Tinubu version) lol

Sincere 9gerian: So according to Dele Momodu, the Ekiti election was a personality clash between Fayose and Fayemi, and has nothing to do with political parties? But the same Fayose contested for a senatorial post in the 2011 elections under the platform of Labour Party and lost SUCCESSFULLY. So what changed between the elections in 2011 and 2014?

APC liars and propagandists, telling lies since 1804!

What do you expect when a celebrity photographer thinks he is a political journalist?

Dude should stick to his day job and roll with his mates such as Kelechi Amadi-Obi.

Looking back, I realised how careless we have been with numerous doggings and hook ups with total strangers on facebook, fabswingers, plentyoffish, blackplanet etc

As God don save me ehn, na only face me I face you love I dey o.

Seun:
(Report to Supermods) and they will most likely share it with me.

Hmmmm...There is hierarchy on Nairaland. About time you roll out your OBS - Organizational Breakdown Structure abi na organogram

me_for_you: I want to ask, is this mukina2 a make or female?
And I think the full identities (including the full names and pictures) of the Mods and supermods should be made public since they are staff more or less.
I enjoy mukina2 on sports section shaa. The only other section I post apart from politics, after when calling a certain justwise a bafoon on travels section got me a 6-year ban. Fortunately after the attack, I got restored back but even God in heaven can't make me visit that section again.

Haha, we don't need to know their names or see their pictures cos some of them will receive physical slaps around the head daily

Met a nairalander, very sweet a gyal....... cos she bought my car Strictly business.