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gozie143: jesus christ, what am i seeing. Mods take this to the front page. the whole world need to see this

Hope you know you are doing this nation a disservice?

justi4jesu: Reallyy.....Are u sure of this @OP

And what kind of mono rail will be passing on someone's roof


Source please

Ahhhh! See killer punch!!! On a reals, which kain monorail dey pass through person bathroom lol

IrishKez: I saw a thread yesterday about guys that does not have girl friends. Cos I don't have a boy friend yet, I thought it proper to open a similar thread for us(girls without boy friends)
I want to take it a little farther from the guys own by asking that you state your reason(S) for not having one.
Let me go first:
1)I was brought up in a strong religious circle and as such anything that will pave way for sins are vehemently frowned at in my denomination.

2)Am not ready for marriage yet, cos we're thought and I believe too that one can start such exposures when he/she is ready for marriage

3)I fear that no guy will be willing to be a friend in the right sense of it without crying out "Am Friendzoned!". Am yet to see that guy who will accept platonic friendship.


That will be all for now. If I remember other reasons I will update the list.
Now my kind, where are we?

Are you a Witness? Jehovah's Witness I mean

IrishKez: No guy can just come and kiss me. There must have been a thing going on between us for him to try it. Say, there'd been a unspoken chemistry between us for him to suddenly initiate that.
My cent!



Disclaimer: I haven't kissed before o
Waiting for the right man and time

*Coughs*....*coughs again*....Missy, you can lie o

INNOisBACK: Waiting for Sheriff to defect with more than half the state's HOA members... And then we can begin impeachment proceedings on the M'oron running the state!

That is the first step to take in bringing their girls back. It would be good news if Gov. Shettima is impeached.

royalblood21: Aregbesola will not lose! Werey onisokuso!!!

I asked a simple question, why the abuse?

Neyoor: As if you're one of the electorates that 'll decide his fate.

Well keep it up, it only last here.

While we, residents and indigene go to polling boot to cast our votes.

It's a pity that the worst you can do is to keep ranting here and it changes NOTHING.

In Aregbesola we believe.

If Aregbesola should lose come August 9, would you assume the election was rigged?

prophetone: Hi guys I have an issue with my new girlfriend and I need ur help. We started dating 3 weeks ago and this girl is the most beautiful, impeccably styled lady that turns me on every time I look at her. We had sex a week into dating and have become quite close to the point where she sleeps over every other day.

The problem is she has become too comfortable with me and now waltzes around the house in a hairnet and no make-up. Sometimes in nothing but my shirt which could be sexy but it gets old. Sometimes I just want to see her in a nightie or corset or something flirty. I mean I'm a man and we are moved by sight like women are moved by words. We almost had a fight yesterday cos I told her point blank to let down her hair (which I absolutely love) and wear some panties. She simply accused me of calling her ugly and if not for my expertly crafted words, I would have slept with blue balls last night. However, when we are going out to the movies or wherever, she gets back on her A-Game. I want the same girl that turns heads in the subway to turn my head in my house.

My question to the house is - why do ladies think that after granting us their honeypot they can lay back on appearing sexy to us? It's like they're saying "you've chopped the Congo, so no more need for my shakara". This is simply ridiculous. Help me out guys. I want my girl looking hot ALL the time.

I'd die to have a girl who's as natural as your girl! damn!!

How on earth would Borno State Government/Governor still allow that Woman remain principal of Government Secondary School, Chibok? It's either they ask her to leave or she is transferred to another school! How can she be allowed to have contact with these girls! This is a woman that could not guarantee their safety in the first instance.

I tire for some Nigerian leaders, do they even have brains at all! When combatting terrorism, you don't neglect little details and you don't leave anything to chance.

ogbronx: Nice write up. Objective thinking as well. APC and PDP e rats have nothing to say here I bet. That is how a president should preside over his country.
Funny parts was the man with big tummy signifying corruption and neglect of the populace and the African pride of age as knowledge when the small girls advised the presido.
Emphasis on meritocracy than nepotism was brilliant.
Gosh, this is the kind of literature we should have in the newly introduced civic studies and responsibilities.
I have a dream! That Naija would one day be what this western world have dreaded to see. we will get there. one day, somehow common sense will prevail.

How a President should preside over a country that is so divided along ethnic, religious and tribal lines? Why do you think they don't have peace in Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan, Egypt etc ? No leader, I repeat; no leader can hold Nigeria together. We are just too divided for governance to work. If things continue this way, Iraq and Afghanistan would be better off!

FreeGlobe: lai mohammed and intelligence in the same sentence? of course what do we expect from a dullard like you.

It's a metaphor

Impeachment is a game of numbers. It is not easy to get two-thirds of the house of assembly members to support any impeachment move. I don't see any other getting impeached before 2015 apart from Nyako and Al-Makura.

Wanting to impeach Wamakko is a tall dream.

disloman: U r a big 7ool.

You deserve pity

I think GEJ will have to visit all bomb blast victims and families of people that died who are not in any way of lesser value than Chibok girls

Press statement from representatives of parents of Chibok girls/survivors regarding the cancelled meeting between them and president Jonathan yesterday July 15th. Find it below...

We the members of the Kibaku (Chibok) Community and representatives of the 12 fathers and 5 escaped girls who were hosted by Malala during her visit to Nigeria hereby speak on their behalf to offer to Nigerians the facts as they are and to put the records straight and correct the erroneous impression making rounds in the media on the botched meeting with the President: Continue...

#Bringbackourgirls group also released a statement regarding this.

1. The logistics and meeting between the twelve (12) fathers and five (5) girls and Malala was facilitated by the Abuja Chibok Community and the Citizens platform of BringBackOurGirls with our consent and on TRUST considering their sustained and focused advocacy to Bring Back our daughters.



2. These parents and escaped girls did not come to Abuja at the instance of government or its representatives for a meeting with Mr. President but on the full understanding that they were coming to meet with Malala; an advocate of girl child education and most importantly one who has suffered a similar fate as their daughters’.



3. That in the course of the interactions with Malala, NEITHER the parents nor the escaped girls asked for a meeting with the President or any government functionary, rather the narrative back home was to persistently ask why the President has not visited them in Chibok since the abduction.



4. It is obvious that their numbers of 12 fathers and 5 girls is about 2% of the parents of the 219 abducted girls still with their abductors and the 57 girls that escaped. Therefore, these parents DECIDED on their own accord to review the announced visit, which they FIRST heard of like every other person during Malala speech in Hilton.



5. That consequent to their decision to revert to other family members in order to incorporate every stakeholder on the matter as well as avoid discord and suspicion on a change of plans from the original mission to Abuja, they reached out to the Malala team and through them to the Presidency; to request for a new date for an expanded and more representative meeting that has a legitimate mandate to meet with the President.



6. That their request is also in recognition of the huge opportunity of a meeting with the President for the first time and after over 90 days of the tragic abduction of their daughters, and therefore required better consultations, structure and formality as against an instant advocacy request.



7. That it is totally misleading, unjust and without foundation to hold the Citizens’ platform BringBackOurGirls responsible for the decision made by the 12 parents and our community. We therefore take full responsibility for our decision and welcome the formal invitation by the Presidency as a follow up to Malala’s visit which we received this morning.



Thank You.

For Further Inquiries, contact the PRO on 08055606677.


Press statement from #bringbackourgirls conveners...
Response to Malicious Falsehood on Chibok Parents Visit to President Goodluck Jonathan
In the last 24hours, the #BringBackOurGirls Abuja family has observed with consternation the escalation of the pattern of the campaign of calumny by Government officials on our Citizens movement advocating for the rescue of the 219 school girls of abducted from Chibok Girls Secondary School, 93 days ago. The latest in this trend is emanating from the visit facilitated for the 11 parents and five escaped girls who were visiting Abuja to interact with girl-child education advocate Malala Yousafzai.
During the public speech by Ms. Malala she declared that she had received a promise by President Jonathan to meet with the 11 parents and five girls. The movement was not aware and neither was it part of the discussion of the said visit to our President.
However, at the BBOG daily sit out, our movement was informed by the Chairman, Abuja Chibok community of the outcome of a meeting held with officials of the Presidency in Malala’s suite (immediately after her speech). He conveyed that they were informed at that meeting of a the scheduling of the visit to the President for the eleven parents and five girls at 4.00pm on Tuesday 15th July 2014.
Although some members of the movement were surprised at the sudden invitation to meet with the President, our leadership concluded that session by emphasizing that it was the absolute right of the Chibok community to decide on the matter. It is instructive to note that majority of those at the Unity Fountain on that day were visiting from the Chibok community and were mostly the ones who vehemently expressed dismay at the information from the Chairman. He then clarified on the manner the invitation was conveyed to him and the parents at that meeting and reassured his community that he would schedule an emergency meeting to discuss the matter further.
On Tuesday 15th July 2014, the leadership of our movement were invited to a meeting by the Chibok Chairman and the leadership of their development association with the eleven parents in attendance. At the meeting they conveyed to us their unanimous decision to request for a rescheduling of the Malala facilitated meeting with the President. They further informed us of their intention to reach out to the Malala team and officials of the Presidency to request for an expanded meeting within a sufficient time frame for necessary planning with the rest of their community in Chibok.
We want to repeat for the avoidance of doubt that we are not responsbile for the cancellation of the meeting with the President by the 11 Parents and 5 escaped girls from Chibok as been insinuated by some Government officials
As a movement, we wish to seize this opportunity to express our gratitude to Malala who helped amplify the advocacy for concerted efforts towards the rescue of our girls.
Meanwhile, it is pertinent to firmly state that since the inception of our movement in April 2014, we have remained steadfast and adopted all means and channels of civil engagement in the advocacy of our singular issue, which is #BringBackOurGirls NOW and ALIVE

Signed
Hadiza Bala Usman & Obiageli Ezekwesili

Source: http://lindaikeji..co.uk/2014/07/chibok-family-release-statement-on.html

torkaka: Section 306(2) states; the resignation of any person from any office established by the constitution shall take effect when the writing signifying the resignation is [b]received by the authority or person to whom it is addressed or by any person authorised by that authority or person to receive it"

Now how do you get Nyako (who by the way has also come out to say he received no resignation from his deputy) to admit that he accepted the resignation or authorised somebody to accept it?

Link the two statements in bold together, therein lies your answer. Read that and put it in the perspective of this debate. Mind you, secretaries and protocol officers are authorized by default to receive mails on behalf of political office holders

torkaka: Section 306(2) states; the resignation of any person from any office established by the constitution shall take effect when the writing signifying the resignation is received by the authority or person to whom it is addressed or by any person authorised by that authority or person to receive it"

Now how do you get Nyako (who by the way has also come out to say he received no resignation from his deputy) to admit that he accepted the resignation or authorised somebody to accept it?

You make laugh. You need to learn more about the protocols and bureaucracy of government. So you think the governor of a state receives all correspondences addressed to him physically? Think again, bro

Let them go to court and you'd see how hard evidences would be presented. I just dey laff

Why are the structures erected by the supporter of APC (APC) governors collapsing these days? I guess it's cos their foundation was built on lies.

Ajimobi...odabo, odigbere.

torkaka: In summary;

Nyako has actually played a fast one on the PDP, the deputy governor's resignation to the house of assembly instead of resigning to the governor was a boo.by trap they foolishly fell into.

The swearing in of the speaker will be declared null and void!!

Why are you talking like this? This is pure naivety at play again. Have you forgotten that we are in Nigeria where 'an acknowledgement copy with the Governor's office official stamp' of the resignation letter received on behalf of the Governor can be produced in 5minutes....mschewwwww. Nyako/your line of argument is so immaterial.

Nyako needs to learn more about naija politics, the guy na learner.

Sincere9gerian: APC started the fight. PDP and GEJ are only fighting back. Dont you get it? So it is safe to say APC is on the receiving end of their own evil schemings. Or better still, APC is only reaping what it sowed

The story has always been, whatever APC can do; PDP can do even better. That's the simple logic. When will the APC stop trading slaps for gunshots?

You slapped a giant, what do you expect him to do? Give you a pat on the back? I tire for the imbecilic APC o.

simpleseyi: Good, let all the Northern APC governors be removed, so that it will be Jona-daft appointing all governors. We are waiting for Jona-daft in the South-West. Let him come and plot the impeachment of the APC governors in the South-West also, History is a biatch, it always repeats itself. The first, second and third republics came to an end due to the refusal of the South-West to be caged by the Hausa-Fulani/Ibo conspiracy.

Ahmadu Bello, Tafawa Balewa and Nnamdi Azikwe colluded to imprison Awolowo in the First Republic, we know what it lead to; Ahmadu Bello and Tafawa Balewa paid with their worthless lives while Nnamdi Azikwe fled to London or where ever and the First Republic ended abruptly. At Second Republic Shehu Sagari and Alex Ekweme colluded and rigged the 1979 and 1983 elections, the South-West refused to accept the forged election result leading to the 1984 coup, we can still remember how many months Shehu Sagari spent in house arrest and several months that Alex Ekweme spent in prison after the Second Repuclic too was brought to an abrupt end. Professor Humprey Nwosu was so scared of the evil nonentity called IBB and the vagabon Arthur Nzeribe such that Humprey Nwosu refused to release election result and evil nonentity called IBB cancelled the June 12 election. The South-West made the country ungovernable even for the evil nonentity called IBB and the devils first son called Abacha, we all know what happened thereafter.

Jona-daft, his illiterate Dere is God oo a.k.a Sheppopo wife and his South-South and South-East fools have started again, bring it on, we are waiting for you in the South-West, history is about to repeat itself, but remember that only the Second Republic ended abruptly without loss of life, all other Republics ended with lost of lives. Many lives have already been lost in this blood sucking Jona-daft Republic, hence it is obvious that this Republic will end with lost of blood bath, but whose blood will flow apart from the North-East that is already flowing? Only history will tell.

Who are the SouthWest that you are talking about? I like to argue with money, in a free and fair election; GEJ will still trash you guys as always in the Southwest. You wan bet?.