This epistle is fucking long and boring

God did something wonderful today, I was among the Corp members pardoned by the state coordinator today, 4 month extention cancelled, it my new dawn era

Mustack:

that means you're schedule to pass out with batch A stream 1

yeah

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Nigerians the SEX match makers

Honeydrop95:
4 months? because you missed a clearance. are you sure there isn't more to this.

Am telling you d gospel truth, am so amazed myself

Hin fit b say Na only 50 naira ogogoro dem order for each of the boys

MrToothBrush:
bro what's the update

They gave me four month extention oooo, am crazily mad right now.

Blazing8:

please your mail , so I can send you the cv ...... except you want me to just give a summary of what I do here on nairaland ...

Did you read my original post at all?

Pearlqueen:
But l need something...

ok, comment your resume

Pearlqueen:
No hope for newbies like us

Maybe next year mam

jaymejate:
Oya let's go there.

Yoruba guys when they hear sound of party

Thunder ⚡ fire your two balls

jaymejate:
Oya let's go there.

Yoruba guys when they hear sound of party

Thunder ⚡ fire your two hanging twisted nigga ballz

Houseofglam7:
Here I am

You're honorably welcome

Blazing8:

I'm interested , but I don't meet your requirements... but I seriously need the funds. Its there another thing I can do ?.

ok, comment your resume

It's not as if Nigerians don't want to help in that kind of situation, they are just being scared of being implicated, you know Nigerian police can tie a big load that is not yours on your head

Nigerian association of Yabbers (NAY), looking at the Ghanaian man like this

Fulani kills Nigerians

Elparaiso:
All these essays for Two tausan five?

The fact is that am having only 125,000 naira to spare and I want the cash to cover at least 50 consistent nairalanders

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YOU ARE ALL INVITED

1. Have you spent up to two months online?
2 Is your total likes up to 1000?
3. Has any two of your created topic graced the Nairaland Frontpage?
4. Do you have a wonderful personality?
5. Is your post on nairaland up to 2000?

If you fit in the above qualifications kindly comment telling us the following
1. Why did you join nairaland
2. Who introduced you to nairaland
3. Give us a brief Exposition about your online personalty
4. your most favorite nairalander male or female
5. How has nairaland impacted your life

We are going to give 3 nairalander with the highest like on his or her resume a cash gift

1st prize : #60,000
2nd prize : #40,000
3rd prize: #20,000

Note: Entries will be opened till the 31st of January 2018, prize winning monikers will be announced on the 10 of February 2018

Come One!
Come All!

CC
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Seun
Mukina2
Obinoscopy

The guy go dey feel himself naw, see as hin dey smile for d picture like bingo

K

The girls English alone can cause commotion in the Marine kingdom, mammy water � sef release the guys picture after hearing that catastrophic English

Nysc have now become a blood sucking platform, the original purpose of the scheme is to integrate Nigerians, how effective has the integration been, Nysc has never helped Nigeria in its integration, hence what's d the use. The only thing NYSC and federal government have succeeded in doing is sending innocent graduates to far distant location not minding the bad roads and topography in the nation, hence putting innocent life's at risk, I would have advocated for NYSC to be scraped the only problem is that so many people will lose their jobs.

#Myopiniontho

TB Joshua is a man filled with accurate, forensic and microscopic prophesy, the only problem Nigerians are having with him is that the works of God happening through his hands is to complex and difficult for them to comprehend, hence the criticism

jerflakes:
To give tiwa doggy dey hungry me

I wonder how she moans during sex

You are a mad man, so this senseless followed you to 2018