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WATCH OUT FOR THE LATEST AUDI Q7. I CANNOT WAIT TO LAUNCH ONE.

PLS HELP, I CANNOT RELOAD 1500 FOR 1.5GB BY SENDING 20H TO 131.

WHAT CAN I DO NAIRALANDOOOOO?!

WHAT IS THE RATING OR SCALING TO KNOW A POOR PERSON?

Candour: my elderly colleague went half blind to SCOAN,he came back fully blind.He was eventually retired by the company late last year because of this condition.i was assigned to take over his space and i had to evacuate plenty anointing bottles etc.

Stop this glorification of a man.he's NOT God

CANDOUR,

IN YOUR CHURCH THAT YOU ARE ATTENDING, HOW MANY ARE REALY SERVING GOD IN FAITH AND IN TRUTH, CAN YOU BEAT YOUR CHEST THAT ALL MEMBERS OF YOUR CHURCH ARE BORN AGAIN CHRISTIANS?

IT IS YOUR OWN MIND THAT YOU KNOW, YOU DONT KNOW OF OTHERS. DO YOU KNOW HOW DEEP THE MAN'S STORY YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT HAS GONE IN THE SPIRITUAL THINGS THAT GOT HIM BLINDED?

DO YOU KNOW IF THE MAN AS REFUSED TO CONFESS THE DEEP SECREAT EVIL THINGS IN HAS COMMITTED ALONG TIME AGO THAT MADE IT'S CASE WORSEN?

THE ONLY THING YOU KNOW IS THAT HE WENT BLIND AND BACK BACK BLINDED.

WHY NOT GEORGE YOUR CASE BASED ON THE SUCCESSFUL ONES THAT WENT DELIVERED AND ARE HAPPY WITH LIFE TODAY.

AS FOR ME O, MY LIFE HAS CHANGE FOR BETTER AND 5 OF MY FRIENDS ALSO OBEYED MY ADVISED THEY HAVE GONE AND CAME BACK WITH GOOD NEWS. WE ARE RICH OIL BUSINESS MEN IN WARRI TODAY AND OUR ANOINTING STICKERS ARE PASTED AT THE BACK OF OUR JEEP.

"MY FRIEND JOIN THE VICTORIOUS ONES AND DONT LIVE BY THE FAILURES"

EMMANUEL!

HAVE YOU NOT BEEN WATCHING EMMANUEL TV?

START MAKING PREPARATIONS NOW TO GO TO SCOAN FOR DELIVERANCE AND ALL WILL BE WELL WITH U AND FAMILY.

PROPHET T.B JOSHUA WITH HIS 5 WISE MEN ARE ANOINTED FOR THIS PURPOSE AND SO MANY LIVES HAD BEEN SAVED.

GO TO: WWW.EMMANUEL.TV FOR MORE DETAILS.

PROPHET T.B JOSHUA IS WAITING FOR YOU AND MADAM.

DO NOT BE SURPRISED LIONS ARE VERY BRAVE AND INTELIGENT HE MIGHT BE TRYING TO DECIEVE THE BULL FROM HIS GROUP AND GET HOLD OF HIM.

TAKE NOTE LIONS DO NOT HUNT ALONE SOME OF HIS HUNTING MATE ARE WAITING AND WATCHING FROM A DISTANCE FOR HIM TO DECEIVE THE BULL OUT OF HIS GROUPS.

THAT IS WHY THEY ARE THE KING OF ANIMALS.

PLS SEND ONE TO MY GARAGE NOW! NOW!

I WILL BE THERE LIVE! NO SHAKING, IF CHRIST HAS NOT COME TO TAKE HIS BELOVED HOME.

Tell her that she is free to go and remarry not you. You are married and you need concentration with your wife and family.

[quote author=slim fit ]Why is that man carrying a radio ?[/quote]NA SWAG OF THEIR TIME

THIS IS A FAKE PIC OF JONA. THE ORIGINATOR JUST SAW THIS AND HE DECIDED TO USE IT TO BUG OUR PRESIDENT.
WAYO GUY!

vislabraye: I have heard a doctrine of the Curse of the first Born. Speaking strictly about male children. From the scriptures we have, Cain, Ham son of Noah, Esau. Reuben, Manasseh. To mention but a few.
Although there could be some exception. I have also observed similar things. To a large extent, the most successful children in a family are not usually the first male.
What's your take on it?

ALL GENERATION HAD BEEN CURSED FROM ADAM SET. WEATHER FIRST, MIDDLE OR LAST. THE BEAUTY OF THEM ALL IS THAT JESUS CHRIST AS REDEEMED ALL FROM ALL CURSES WITH IS PRECIOUS BLOOD.

SO FOR YOUR INFORMATION I AND MY FAMILY ARE NOT UNDER ANY CURSE ANY LONGER SINCE WE ARE FOR CHRIST. PLS JOIN THE TREND OF SALVATION IN CHRIST JESUS.

IT'S GOOD TO BE PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO RICH MAN'S DAUGHTER.

THIS IS A LIE I CANNOT BELIEIVE THIS.

I SAT ON A NEXT TABLE WITH THIS MAN THIS LAST WEEKEND AT A WEN CHEN CHINESE RESTURANT IN BENIN.

I WANTED TO GREAT HIM BUT HE WAS NOT LOOKING FRIENDLY SO I DECIDED TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS THINKING AS A CELEBRITY HE MUST HAVE BEEN GREETING MANY PEOPLE AND HE WAS TIED.

YOU MEAN THIS MAN IS NO MORE.

NA WHA O!

OK! I REMRMBER HIM NOW

OKEY ISIMA, ADOKIA AMASIMAKA, CHRISTIAN CHUKWU, SEGUN ODEGBAMI, MUDA LAWAL, ALLOYUS ATUAGU, BEST OGEDENGBE..... OH MY GOD THESE ARE GREAT PLAYERS THAT CAME TO THIS WORLD WHEN THERE WAS NO MONEY IN FOOTBALL.

GOOD NIGHT SIR.

REGARDS TO LATE MUDA LAWAL, BEST OGEDENBGE, RASHIDI YEKINI AND MY PAPA WHO LOVES WATCHING LIVE IN THOSE DAYS.

R.I.P

Samelfisha: mehn true talk ar yhu one of d wise men.

MY BROTHER ALL WE NEED TO DO IS TO PRAY FOR GOD TO OPEN THE SPIRITUAL EYES OF MEN AND WOMEN.

I CANNOT JUST IMAGINE PEOPLE OF HIGH AND LOW CALIBRE WILL LEAVE THEIR HOUSE FROM DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE WORLD TO SYNAGOGUE AND START DISPLAYING BEING DEMON POSSED AND SOMEBODY IS TELLING ME THEY ARE ACTING DRAMA. NA WAO FOR PEOPLE'S IMAGINATIONS O!.

WHAT PROPHET TB JOSHUA IS DOING NO PASTOR IN NIGERIA HAS DONE 10% OF THESE.

HOW CAN SATAN BE EXPOSING HIS DIRTY LINEN IN THE PUBLIC IS NOT POSSIBLE. DEMONS CASTING OUT DEMONS?

WE SHOULD ALL THINK RIGHT.

NO WONDER, NO NIGERIA POLITICIANS FIT TO VISIT SYNAGOGUE EVEN JONATHAN CANNOT TRY IT, THEY ARE ALL OCCULTICS. THEY WILL BE EXPOSED.

GOD BLESS PROPHET TB JOSHUA AND HIS MINISTRY

Obipat: Prophet TB Joshua of synagogue church of all nations, has today 17/2/13 resigned from football predictions. The true prophet of God resigned because he is not getting the respect he deserved. We love You TB Joshua

IT THICK THIS IS BETTER BECOS I CANT IMAGINE I AM FROM BUKINAFASO AND I WAS IN THE CHHURCH WHEN HE PRIDICTED THAT NIGERIA WILL BEAT BUKINA FASO AT THE FINAL OF AFCON. I WILL FEEL REJECTED BY GOD because THE BUKINAFASOS TOO ARE PRAYING TO GOD FOR VICTORY.

AND I LIKE THE MAN OF GOD WHEN HE ADVISED THE SUPER EAGLES NOT TO COME TO HIS CHURCH FOR THANKS GIVING NOTING THAT HE WAS NOT ONLY THE CHURCH PRAYING FOR SUPER EAGLES. GOD BLESS THE MAN OF GOD.

MANY ARE NOT MATURED TO RECEIVE AND INTERPRET PROPHECIES.

bilms: Hamid Abdulmalik Al-Hassan, a Nigerian living in Sudan wrote:

I just came back from a local restaurant nearby, I was hungry as hell and
thought it would be wise to catch a quick break.

... While I was at the
restaurant eating, a mad man came in and walked straight to the cashier
and stood quietly.
Below is the conversation between the cashier and the
mad man:
Cashier: Kaif inta? (How are you?)
Mad man: Wallahi miskeen ana bas (By God I am just a poor fellow)
Cashier: Inta dayir ta'akul shunu tayyib (What would you like to eat
then?)
Mad man: {Stood quiet}
The cashier ordered a meal for the mad man.
At this point in time, all I am
thinking of is the health hazard.
The mad man, took his meal and sat
exactly on a chair next to a man. To tell you the fact, I lost my appetite, but
then I learnt a very important lesson about life. The cashier who
happened to be the owner of the restaurant was ready to loose all his
customers to feed this hungry, homeless soul.

As I was struggling to with my food, I heard a whisper in the deepest part
of my being saying:

And as for the begger, do not repel.[Qur'an 93:10]

Then my mind raced some thousands of kilometers the opposite side of
the world, America, land of the free. Imagin some random mad man
walking into some random restaurant in Washinton DC, imagine the
response of the restaurant management, imagine the response of the
people eating in it, I assure you that restaurant will never see the daylight
till the end of this world. Yet they point accusing fingers thousands of kilometers and call Sudanese terrorists. Now considering how the Sudanese in the Khartoum the Capital of Sudan
treat their mad people, how do you think they will treat their fellow
healthy brothers?

To tell you the truth, you will be amazed at the way Sudanese treat
people, be you a foreigner or son of the soil, and all these hospitality is
built into their culture as a result of Islam. If this is what terrorism is all
about, then I am proud to be a terrorist myself

YOU STARTED YOUR STORY WELL BUT ENDED IT ON A SAD WRONG NOTE THAT SPOILT UR CAMGPAIN FOR LOVE FOR FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS BY CONSIDERING TO BE A TERRORIST.

YOU ARE TALKING LIKE THIS BECOS TERRORIST HAS NEVER KILLED ANY OF YOUR FAMILY, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE KEPT YOUR MOUTH SHUT. IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT NA DE MODERATOR WHO PUT YOU ON FRONT PAGE.

PLS OPEN YOUR OWN RESTURANT AND START FEEDING BAD MEN/WOMEN AND EXPECT SANE PEOPLE TO COME AND CHOP WITH THEM.

OLODO!

AND NIGERIA IS POSITION AT THE SWEATEST PART.

WE NEED GALANT STRIKERS LIKE RASHIDI YEKINI, DANIEL AMOKACHIE, AMUNIKE, ETC TO ACHIEVE THIS FEAT.

KESHI PLS SEARCH FOR MORE STRIKERS.

I HEREBY VEX AND DONATE $1 BILLION TO THE SUPER SUPER SUPER EAGLES.

HABA! WETIN EMENIKE DON DO?

EMENIKE NEVER REACH THE FIT OF AMOKACHI YOU DEY TALK OF YEKINI.

I BEG THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE.

chiover: Na generator be dat??

NO1 NO BE GENERATOR NA WHEELBARROW

SHE HAS TAKEN THE GIRL BLOOD TO THIR COVEN.

SPIRITUAL INVESTIGATION SHOULD BE CARRIED OUT.

IT WAS A SET UP BY OUR SECURITY AGENT TO EXPLORE MORE MONEY FROM GOVT IN THE NAME OF SECURING OUR POLITICIANS.

THIS IS THEIR OWN STRATEGY OF STEALING FROM GOVT.

The Portuguese manager left Stamford Bridge in 2007 after an acrimonious falling-out with owner Roman Abramovich. Since then the Blues have gone through managers as often as they change underwear, while Mourinho has enjoyed success with both Internazionale and current club Real Madrid.
But Chelsea’s unhappy run under interim manager Rafa Benitez, and Madrid struggling to keep pace with Barcelona in the league, has led to a situation where both sides would welcome the reunion.
The Sun, never knowingly understated, lead with a ‘world exclusive’ that Mourinho is keen on a return to the Blues.
“All the Special One is waiting for is the call from Blues’ billionaire owner Roman Abramovich, who is desperately seeking a new manager,” the paper claims.
That’s quite a large ‘all’, of course – it’s been assumed that Abramovich would never admit he was wrong to dismiss Mourinho by rehiring him – but according to the Daily Mail he is just as keen as the Portuguese.
“Chelsea have started the process of negotiation with Jose Mourinho about his potential availability in the summer and his desire to return to Stamford Bridge,” the Mail reports.
With Abramovich’s knee-jerk sackings proving unpopular with fans, this is ironically the one time Chelsea supporters would welcome a swift managerial change.
And the Daily Telegraph suggests the writing could be on the wall for Benitez as soon as this weekend if Chelsea fail to beat Wigan in their next match.
Elsewhere, and the strength of Manchester United’s interest in Stoke City goalkeeper Asmir Begovic will be tested by the Potters slapping a £15m price tag on their shot-stopper.
Begovic could well be for sale come the summer when England goalkeeper Jack Butland completes his move to the Britannia Stadium, but he will not be released on the cheap.
Ferguson is keen on replacing David De Gea in the summer, but may look elsewhere if he feels Begovic, 25, is overpriced.
Manchester City did not splash out on a replacement for Mario Balotelli in the January window, but the money they did make on the striker could be used on bringing in either Radamel Falcao or Cristiano Ronaldo , the Metro says. Presumably as the first of several instalments.
Other than that it’s a quiet morning on the transfer rumour front, with months until the window reopens for one thing, and some actual football to report on for another.
But a final interesting (or concerning, depending on your standpoint) rumour is that the injury to Tottenham striker Jermain Defoe could be worse than first feared.
The Mirror reports that contrary to manager Andre Villas-Boas’s estimate of 2-3 weeks out for the England star, it could be as much as two months. Just as well Togo crashed out of the Africa Cup of Nations, then – Emmanuel Adebayor is on his way back to England.

IT HAS BEEN KILLED

iv4fb: Nemesis catching up with the 'greediest' Nigerian governor ever.

LEAVE HAM FOR US.

YET HE WAS STILL THE BEST GOVERNOR WE DELTA STATE HAD EVER HAD.

BABOO UGLY HIM MAMA LIKE HAM LIKE DAT.