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fittty: banana island

WHEN U TALK ABOUT THE MOST EXPENSIVE PLACES TO LEAVE THEN U SHOULD PUT INTO CONSIDERATION THE COST OF DAILY LEAVING AND EXPENSES. DO THEY SELL TOMATO AND PEPPER IN BANANA ISLAND. IT IS ONLY THE LANDS AND HOUSES THAT ARE DAM TOO EXPENSIVE BUT YOU CAN EASILY GO OUT AND BUY YOUR SUGAR, MILK AND EGG AT NEAR BY STORES AT THE RATE AT WHICH OTHER LAGOSIANS BUY.

Talk2naija: I believe Him that we are going to be better soon.. But we don't need his damn speech.. He condemned us to visit Ghana..... God Bless Nigeria

The man was just trying to be diplomatic to compensate for not visiting Nigeria. I wander how this will be true when we are economic giant of corruption.

ANOTHER POINT OF VIEW:

I think we have learnt so much of these altrocities from what we have been watching and learning from our HOME VIDEOS.

Is not all that giltters that is gold.

Pete Edochie, Kanayo O Kanayo, Gentle Jack and many of our popular Nollywood stars that are good in acting as rituallist have exposed us the dangers in the world.

Let our children learn from what they watch on Tvs rather than only the entertainment part of it.

Kobojunkie: [img]http://1.bp..com/-o6b__smb8lo/UCI__vr6_WI/AAAAAAAAGdM/ESkVjFOCa-A/s1600/hhh.jpg[/img]

SO ONLY HIM SHOULD NOT DIE BUT HIS ADC AND OFFICIAL ENTOURAGE THAT ARE NOT WEARING BULLET PROOF CAN DIE ABI?

WHAT A SELFISH MAN.

Rossikk: Blackout in the country leads to 620 million people without power in a country where daily power cuts are already the norm. I thought some people here have been singing the praises of India while rubbishing Naija. The comments from Indians following this article below show the country is riddled with corruption and inefficiency. And scarily enough, they have nukes!

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/01/world/asia/power-outages-hit-600-million-in-india.html

My Guy do you mean 2 months or 2 days?

This is no news to Nigerians, when we are talking of 3, 5, 6,months, No light you are giving us the story of a country of 2 days.

Na wa for you ooo!

WE HAVE NOT REMOVED THE SPECK IN OUR EYES BUT INTERESTED IN OTHERS. NA WA O!

FG SHOULD NOT CELEBRATE PEACE NOW REALIZING THAT THE BOKO HARAM ARE SILENT NOW BECOS OF MUSLIM FASTING THAT IS ONGOING.

wellmax: Would you go to this zoo? What if....?

From real analysis of this pic, the lions are not even after those people in the cage their attraction was a lady by the entrance of the cage trying to send something like a food to the lions for aggressive display to the tourist.

THE MILLITANTS HAVE BEEN MADE TO DRINK ABUJA TEA,TRAINED AND TRAVELLED ABROAD ALL IN THE NAME OF AMNESTY.

NOW THEY ARE BACK TO NIGERIA, NO JOBS, NO FACTORIES TO WORK, NO FUNDS TO START THEIR OWN BUSINESS AND THE FG HAVE CLAIMED TO HAVE SPENT MILLIONS OF NAIRA FOR THIS COURSE.

WORK DONE = ZERO.

WHO IS FOOLING WHO.

IF A NIGER DELTA MAN [GEJ] CAN NOT EFFECTIVELLY REHABILITATE THESE BOZs, I WONDER WHO WILL?

I THINK THIS IS CREATIVITY.

THE MAKING OF YOUR CAR, THE PLANE WE FLY AND THE ELECTRICITY WE USE ON DAILY BASIS,STARTED LIKE THIS.

OUR PROBLEM WITH THE EXECUTIVES IS THAT THEY KEEP THEIR BUDGET ALLOCATED IN THE BANK TO YIELD INTEREST FOR THEM THEREBY DELAYING THE IMPLEMENTATION OF PRPJECTS.

FG SHOULD BAN BANK PROFITS ON PUBLIC FUNDS TO DISCOURAGE OUR IMPLEMENTORS FROM LEAVING MONEY IN THE BANK TO YIELDING INTEREST FOR THEM.

THIS WILL HELP TO PROMOTE QUICK PROJECT IMPLEMENTATION.

Neoviper147: Dear world,
Dear Joblessness

You win, I can't take it any longer, and I know you have been waiting for this to happen. I hope it makes you very happy, this is not an easy thing to do, but I've got to the point where there is nothing to live for, graduated for 3 years and still no job, no love. All will and determination to fight on has left me. I feel calm and at peace and grateful that I can go to sleep painlessly. I feel justified in terminating a life which no longer holds any hope of having the essentials which make it worth living. I did desperately want to get a good job, have a beautiful wife, bring forth wonderful kids and love mankind. But now, I am defeated and exhausted emotionally by the situation of my Country, Nigeria.

To my Unborn child: My love for you would have had no limits, I grief that I could not meet you but try to understand that your birth would have made my life worse, life is too corrupt, seeing vision of a broken man. So, with my passing, all menace to your well-being has disappeared. Forgive me for the many mistakes I have made. Now that it is all said I feel at peace.

To my friends: Try not to grieve. I ask all of you, my dear ones, not to mourn my passing. Be glad I am at least free from the misery of the joblessness and intimidation and oppression. I have endured for so long and that at last I'll have peace and rest...This is no way to live either is it any way to die. I'm going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time eternity.

Goodbye, cruel world

Goodbye, God forsaken Nigeria

Goodbye, cruel destiny

You won.

I pray the Lord my soul to take. Amen.

O BOY! CAN I BRING KNIFE, ACID, POISON, CHEMICAL, ROPE OR WHAT ELSE TO ASSIST YOU IN KILLING URSELF IF YOU HAVE NOT DONE IT?.

CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS GUY 3 YRS OF JOBLESSNESS AND U ARE COMPLAINING SUCIDE, TUFIAKA! I WAS JOBLESS FOR 7 YRS AND MY YOUNGER BROTHER FOR 5 YRS BUT NOW WE ARE MANAGERS IN AN OIL AND GAS SERVICING COMPANY.

IF WE HAD TERMINATED OUR LIFE THEN, WILL WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN IN THESE POSITIONS WE ARE TODAY.

MY MOTHER USED TO TELL US THEN THAT WHAT WE ARE PASSING TRU THEN ARE TO MAKE US STRONGER FOR A BETTER 2MR.

I'M A GOOD MANAGER TODAY BECOS I HAVE PASSED TRU TICK, THIN AND CHILL IN LIFE.

THERE ARE MANY OF MY FRIEND'S YOUNGER ONCE I'M THINKING OF HOW TO HELP THEM GET JOB NOW, SOME ARE 3, 4,5 YRS WITHOUT A JOB BUT LIFE MUST CONTINUE UNTIL GOD WILL OPEN A WAY.

MY FRIEND UR PROBLEM IS LAZINESS TO PRAY AND DO SOME LITTLE PROFITABLE JOB FOR YOURSELF.

THERE ARE NO LICENSES TO BE OBTAINED FROM GOVT BEFORE U CAN START A RECHARGE CARD BIZINESS,

YOU CAN BE SUPPLYING PURE WATERS TO RESTURANTS.

YOU CAN BE PASTING POSTERS FOR CHURCHES OR ORGANIZATION AT A COST.

WHO SAID YOU CANNOT BE PART OF PARTY PLANNERS PUTTING ON BARNEY, SPIDER MAN, BEN 10 ETC COSTUMES AND MAKE SOME MONEY EVEY SATURDAYS.

I ADVISED A SISTER IN MY CHURCH TO LOOK FOR SUPERMARKETS THAT THEY ARE NOT SELLING LEAF MOIN MOIN AND PROPOSE TO BE SUPPLYING THEM. WHEN I CALLED HER FOR A JOB OF A TEA GIRL IN MY COMPANY WITH 20K MONTHLY SALARY SHE REFUSED THE JOB BECOS SHE IS MAKING MORE THAN THAT IN A MONTH BUY SUPPLYING LEAF MOIN MOIN TO SUPER MARKETS AND RESTURANTS. NOW SHE WANTED TO BE FOCUSED AND EXPAND.

PLS MY DEAR FRIEND, WHEN THEIR IS LIFE HOPE PLENTY YANFU YANFU. YOUR LIFE IS VERY PRECIOUS TO GOD, UR FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND TO THE NATION.

HAVE U FORGOTTEN JONATHAN CAMPGAIN " HE HAS NO SHOES" BUT NOW IN CAN BULID MILLION OF DOLLARS SHOE FACTORY.

THINK OF WHAT U CAN DO FOR YOURSELF AND NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR U.

I WISH U THE BEST.

THEY NEED TO BE REHABILITATED WITH GOOD JOBS.

BUT WHERE ARE THE JOBS?

MAKE UNA CALL THE ATTENSION OF HIS PARENTS BE4 IT IS TOO LATE OOOOOH!

IF NA BETTER WAIST LIKE THESE UNA GO HOLD AM WELL.

I WONDER WHY UNA DEY LAUGH THIS PERSON NO BE BOKO HARAM TRANSLATION BE THIS?

THEY DONT NEED TO SERVE AGAIN AFTER THEIR GRADUATIONS.

SERVICE TO THEIR PAPA LAND DONE.

EXCEPTION GRANTED AND SEALED BY ME.

Chanchit: Thank you, we need phone no's too, so we won't have to come to the station and buy petrol inside ur car, before u follow us to arrest someone... If there's an active phone no's, even the police would knw they are workin', i saw a woman that chased her house boy of arnd 10-11yrs old out of the house, telling him to go away, for stealing after serious beating, the neighbors were pleading, bt d woman was adamant... I was rushing offf to somewhere, besides if i should go to the police station, i would have to pay a fee, before they follow me, i should be able to kal the police frm the comfort of my room to pick that woman up, for child trafficking/labour....

EVEN IF YOU HAVE THEIR PHONE NSO WHATS THE GUARANTEE THAT THEY WILL HONOUR UR CALL, WHEN THEY DONT ALWAYS HAVE FUEL IN THEIR VEHICLES OR THEY ARE ALWAYS NOT TO HAVE EATEN FOR 3 DAYS.

OOOOOOOOOOOH LORD FIGHT AGAINST WHO FIGHT AGAINST ME.

Our population is not enough this is another good strategy to explode our population.

Abeg make i call my wife, make will start to fire on again.

OJIGBI! OJIGBI!! OJIGBI!

NICE PRESENTATION BY MACLATUNJI, BUT OUR FOREFATHERS NEVER HAD THESE PRESENTATIONS AND MANY WERE SUCCESSFUL.

IN THIS LIFE EVERYBODY HAS A CALENDAR. TIME TO SMILE, HAPPY, SAD, RICH, EAT, DRINK, FAST ETC.

WHEN YOUR TIME FOR BREAKTRU HAS COME SITUATIONS, CIRCUMSTSANCES AND CONDITIONS OF LIFE WHETHER GOOD OR BAD WILL TURN AROUND TO FAVOUR YOU.

IN THE BIBLE ABRAHAM AS CLOSE AS HE WAS TO GOD HAD AN APPOINTED TIME TO HAVE A PROMISED CHILD.

I WONDER WHY JOSEPH HAS TO GO TRU PRISON BE4 HE CAN BECOME A MINISTER IN EGYPT.

EVEN DAVID A MAN OF GOD'S HEART, SUFFERED TRIBULATION AFTER HE WAS ANNOINTED BY SAMUEL TO BECOME THE KING OF ISREAL, EVEN HE LATER RAN TO THE CAMP OF THE PHILLISTIANS AFTER HE HAD KILLED THEIR GOLIATH.

LET'S BE PATIENT WITH LIFE AT AN APPOINTED TIME IN OUR CALENDAR OF LIFE, OUR HELPERS WILL LOCATE AND HELP US TO MOVE TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

FILMTRICK

YES! Mind the kind of Tattoo you cast on your body it can have a spell on you.

This is an example.

COULD THIS BE THE SHOP?

WHO DE RULE US SELF GOODLUCK OR PATIENCE?

HOW MANY HAVE BEEN NAMED AFTHER THE HUSBAND? NA ONLY SHE DEY?

THE CHURCH THAT WAS BLAST BY BOKO HARAM SHOULD HAVE BEEN NAMED AFTER HER TOO.

Paentera: Money miss road.

Why not arrange for the training company to come down to Nigeria to give them a lecture in whatever they had to learn. My thots - the organiser of the lecture is a relative of madam speaker and she needed to put together something to justify the need for the wives to go on a holiday paid for by the state.

ACN Oyo, surely you will not get another ticket come 2015.

Paenteral,

Will you ever have an opportunity to be trained in abroad and later somebody in ur company brought an alternative to be trained here in Nigeria in one hotel hall and u will be happy wt that person even if it is ur boss?

Who no like better thing!

I beg pray to ur God to give u opportunity to enjoy life to is fullest. LG = LIFE IS GOOD.

ypzilanti: You are being sarcastic, right?

Because if you protest when NASS apropriates money as salary to Madam Patience for keeping Jonathan's D11ck warm, I don't want to see you here typing rubbish.

This is a waste of funds, and I want to hear Lai Mohammed's articlate take on this buffonery.

O boy! YES i will address u as a boy. when you have opportunity in life to become a political officer any offer that comes your way or your family pls ignore them. Pope of Nigeria. Before u are born they have been eating the money and they will continue till the end of the world. Even fifa bribery scandal investigation is ongoing. This world belongs to the wicked ones if u want to leave a blameless society give ur life to Christ and die as a saint and make heaven that is where u can only get peace and rest of mind, not in this world any longer.

Na people like u are even the worst when u get to power. Na today back dey yansh!

NO BE NA TALK SAY BEHIND A SUCCESSFUL MAN THEIR IS A WOMAN.

YES A SUPPORTIVE POLITICAL WIFES MUST BE TRAINED JARE.

WELDONE OYO STATE THE PACE SETTER. PLS KEEP ON SETTING THE PACE TO CHOP AND CHOP MONEY, NA NIGER WEY DEY!

WHAT A CELEBRATION OF SELF PROMOTION.

OK MY TURN GO SOON REACH.

Billyonaire: GTB, that bank. They have several unhealthy policies, one of them is, you cant transfer money from their savings account to another bank. And I try to raise draft to pay into another bank, they say, you cant raise draft on a savings account. (Meanwhile other banks I use do it ). And when I move the funds to checking account and apply for draft, they charged me 85,000 for a 8m draft. Imagine First Bank charged me 46,000 for 27m draft. I tire for GTB. I no get power to fight these corporate thieves.

FIRST BANK IS THE BEST.

My potential millionaire, pls look for a lawyer close by you and let him/her advise u on what to do. do not be discouraged by people with negative minds such people no they get rich.if we do not start taking legal actions against all these nonsense Nigeria cannot grow. Ride on my brother the world is yours.

i dey solidly behind you with my AK 47.