₦airaland Forum

Allardyce:
What is the National Secretary talking about?

We have about 2 million registered members in this forum alone; the only difficulty is that the majority of us were unable to vote since our ward chairman did not provide us with the N1,500 transportation allowance.


We have a remarkable 15 million registered members on Twitter who were learning the "On Your Mandate" song from diverse locations.

I don't want to talk about the millions of Facebook members who donated their own money to buy and sew the "Jagaban Asoebi" material.

The National Secretary is ungrateful, and if he is dissatisfied with his position, he should resign. Nonsense.

You're a proper clown😂. Idiot of your type, for making me laugh this morning!

Thegamingorca:
Do you know how many citizens of America were extracted from boko haram without the knowledge of your so called minister of defence


Your country frankly has no defence

Our Armed Forces under the able leadership of H.E Bola Tinubu, have been reinvigorated for proper military defence of our sovereignty. Never again shall we be left at the mercies of non-state actors and made subject to the influence of other partisan Nations..

Hey-yo Sean! Y'all, Mr Kingston!

How I liked his "Face drop" single that year. What the hell happened to this dude? He was so lyrically gifted back inna the days. Dude just faded to obscurity.

Afrobasic:
LMAO, this your post too funny abeg.

For once, make we follow warn another country. Them no swear for us for this life.

jayce232:
Your head is very empty
A country that can't protect her citizens, naim wan respond to US with military? You are a fowl!

It's not my fault that hunger has drained you to the point you can no longer recognise and appreciate sarcasm even if it smacks you right in your stupid face!

Nigerian soldiers have been shamefully reduced to nothingness. Imagine a Lieutenant in the Army being killed like a beggarly roadside misfit by a bunch of touts with pocket knives. A complete waste of all the resources put into his training and commissioning as an Officer in the Defence Academy. Na for harmless civilians you go see them dey raise shoulders.

Abysmally pitiable and dismally regrettable!

If the US decides to circumvent diplomatic channels in a bid to muscle the Nigerian authorities, our Defence Minister is duty bound to mobilise the necessary military response, as this would be considered a deliberate act of provocation, to which we'll respond decisively.

Let it be on record that the Federal Republic of Nigeria is not a vassal of any other Nation or body and our sovereignty is not negotiable, even in the murkiest of circumstances. The Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces, H.E Bola Tinubu is committed to protecting and upholding our Independence and collective interests against the whims and caprices of any external bodies.

The war mongering administration of Joe Biden of the United States of America should be called to order😎.

helinues:
300% and no be say they are using minimum wage to pay them oo.

These senators are just insensitive. Of what % of increase should the labour and their workers be expected.

We will continue to be getting things wrong as long as we continued to be electing incompetent people into both Senate and HOA. Those are places where the real changes should start from.

Go and return this phone to the goat who owns it!

Lol.

A Federal House of Representatives member donating a "well" to an entire constituent has to be the very cruelest of jokes at this very point in our National discourse.

lwisee:
Nigeria made the move to join early this year but was rejected.

Not really.

Membership possibility was actually extended to Nigeria but we're yet to put in a formal application. Though it is expected that we should do so within the next two years.

femi4:
Naija bloggers n sensational headlines

Nna eh!

I quickly flew into the thread to see how Anthony Joshua acquired Watford football club. Only to come and see preliminarily stories.

AqualinaXYZ:
Nkapi




Bloody Ikwikwi

E say na "Ikwikwi"😂. Nigerians no get joy.

OneCandleAway:
You need to visit other African cities to understand beautiful even at an African level.

If it's not beautiful for you, it's beautiful for him. Rest in Jesus name!

Nyesom Wike's animosity towards Sim Fubara's governance causing chaos in Rivers state.

Emir stool tussle causing catastrophe between NNPP and Ganduje in Kano.

Now, State Assembly recommends El-rufai's prosecution, which is likely going to snowball into another political tension in Kaduna.

Why does it feel like all the states that churn out humongous votes during elections are suddenly being thrown into tumultuous circumstances? I don't like coincidences because they always seem too conveniently placed.

ElevationD:
Just imagine!
“spoondylosis”? Where did you get that from? Clear evidence that you did not know what you commented about.
See you already naked in a crowded place with tyres over you!

I spelt it "spoondylosis". Come and beat me!

Tinubu elenu o!

Sanwo elenu o!

Aiyedatiwa elenu o!

Yoruba elenu o!

Nigeria elenu o!

seuncyrus:
Super eagles has become so terrible that no one is even interested in them Again . Let's see what the new coach has to offer .

Same Super Eagles that came second in the just concluded AFCON? Leave those boys alone and go find the source of your problems abeg!

Hezmatosky:
Complain is in your bloodstream. If Nigeria no participate you'll still complain. Bro just find bread and akara chop. At least 5h go buy you 3h bread and 2h akara. Drink borehole water. It will take you till 1pm. Then enter buker buy two eba 2h no meat in the afternoon, it will take you till 6 or 7. Then one sachet action bitter for the road to seal up the remaining hunger. With 9h You're done for the day. Tinubu no send you o

This your dietary economics heavy like Tinubu mouth!

ClearFlair:
I thought they were defeating Israel

Who said Israel and Syria/Iran were in an outright war in the first place? Keep thinking nonsense.

helinues:
Just imagine

Yet some of the listed states are still paying N18k as minimum wage oo

Don't be a coward!

Be brave enough to call Abia by its name. We all know that's where your jaundiced brain is dancing towards. But before you get so effusive with stupidity, don't ignore the fact that Abia spent over 160million naira on refreshments while hosting countless investors, contractors, representatives of multi-nationals, conferences of multiple government agencies all geared towards the development that's now taking shape in the State. While Adamawa spent over 200million naira on refreshments while giving grinding machines to indigenes. Both within the same timeframe.

Then again, you're Helinues and you've always been too stupid to be reasonable.

ElevationD:
So you fear.
Ok. You back has started paining you!

Fear how? Is it my "spoondylosis" that was revived by a push? Keep up this reasoning and one of these days, crowd go gather you beat!

ElevationD:
Maybe you have never seen someone suffering lumbar Spondylosis. Pray that you do not experience it, otherwise you will not term it “one yeye ailment”.

I should experience the ailment so I can respectfully address it abi? Your head is paining you!

AmiableMosquito:
What version do I need to hear. Once any adult lay their hands on another adult first provoked or unprovoked, you have lost every credibility or justification. You are a pig. I hope you get beaten by street urchins too. Animal with a dead brain

I didn't know you had been unilaterally named the Judge of the Oputa panel where you get to determine guilt even before the basics of the case are heard. Then again, I should expect no less from someone with the brain size of a mosquito. Leaves no doubts as to why you think a mosquito should be admired.

You're clearly high on Oregon insecticide.

AmiableMosquito:
Your brain is dead. Your moniker should be DeadBrainz. Deal with the real issues and not the reaction of the oppressed.

Is the reaction of the "oppressed" not part of the issue in discourse?

You have swiftly concluded that the photographer is the "oppressed" in the story even without hearing from the other parties, despite the fact this version is evidently laced with lies.

Yet we're supposed to believe you're the one with a functional brain. Muturu cow!

helinues:
Toh

So many goats would drink pap with the new portal opened by NPF to report cybercrimes

Whenever you find a thread that doesn't give you the ample platform to glorify your pay masters, you deviously comment away from the actual context so your puppeteers don't find you wanting.

If you're used for money rituals, you'll produce cowries.

A man who was Bola Tinubu's ADC when he was Lagos state governor, is who you're expecting to be objective and professional in the discharge of duties that are meant to be in the interest of that same Tinubu as President today?

Lol. You Nigerians dream and joke too much!

Passionate1:
100k can't even buy a good shoe.

People like you put unnecessary pressure on average Nigerians. 100K can't buy a good shoe, how? Is it the sandals Moses used to cross the red sea?

"...these discussions are described as being at an entry level".

News headline: Anthony Joshua set to take over Watford!

Na wa!

jjcena:
If there was no physical alteration, I don't think the said tenant has any case to answer.

If there's recorded evidence of a threat to life during the argument, that tenant needs a very sound lawyer or he's going to jail. Nigerian Police no wan sabi whether him touch landlord or not.

People still dey join Police for Nigeria? Very useless occupation.

iLoveYouToo:
Ha!
People read and understand differently. He merely submitted what he understood, his opinion.

There's no argument that people understand things differently. But this has nothing to do with variations in mental assimilation. He was simply being mischievous with that submission and false information is a danger to any society.

Headline says "Pictures of Arterial road N20", but you ended up showing us one picture of the road and three pictures of one unfortunate white man in a baseball cap. Are we supposed to be impressed by the pictures of the albino? What's his relevance to this discourse?