₦airaland Forum

EreluRoz:
ntorrr

You seem to be lamenting more than other Nigerians now, despite how the country's situation isn't affecting you. I'm curious as to why that is.

EreluRoz:
Bread too is affected hmmm honestly I expected more than this

Lol. Expectant mother.

MrEverest:
Son, you’re seriously disgracing your parents and making it seem like all their efforts to educate you, all turned to waste.

“Laying claims to Calabar”? Like WTF is that supposed to mean? Educating you about basic geography now means laying claims to Calabar Tinubu has really done a terrible job of raising hordes of bigots without common sense nor education. Even if you’re a Yoruba boy who hasn’t left ogbomosho all his life, does it also deprive you the opportunity of reading atlas or even checking maps on google?

Then again, the DUMB boy says Calabar is in Southern Nigeria. Does Calabar bring in Southern Nigeria mean it can’t be in South Eastern Nigeria?? Is Lagos, Enugu, Onitsha, P.H, Ibadan etc. not in Southern Nigeria??

You would do yourself a great favour by getting away from Nairaland and going back to primary school. And that’s me being 100% honest with you.

😂😂.

Why you mad, boy?! Your lamentations are stretching to the very crevices of this forum and it's such a sight to behold. Calabar is not "South Eastern" Nigeria. Cry some more! When you're done struggling with your identity crisis, come up with another lame epistle. I'm liking the amusement.

Such an idiot of elephantine proportions!

Mrexcell:
Your education is a total waste show me anywhere in my post where I tried to argue with u about about ur origin? It seems am even discussing with a confused and disoriented fellow here bye.

It's "I'm" and not "am".

So much for your boisterous ululations of being educated. Such a sordid receptacle of vomit-inducing mental garbage!

Mrexcell:
Am not sure u are even from calabar might be just an imposter calabar guys I have met don't sound like this u are just too toxic and vague.

Any Calabar guy you have met who is docile enough to sit and watch you make nonsense of his origin story is either a weakling or too stupid to have countered you with realistic facts.

And you're sadly deprived of intelligence if you perceive my mental grit to be toxicity and vagueness. And for that, I owe you not an ounce of apology.

Funflipper:
How is that even feasible? Will men be barred from contesting because you give women more opportunities and representation in our political environment? Will that not amount to discrimination against men?

Discrimination against men? Lol. What is that even supposed to mean? Over 400 parliamentary seats and you believe reserving 74 out of that number for women is going to amount to discrimination against men?

Mrexcell:
Nothing like low self exteem here just a simple academic exercise of knowing ur actual location in geography I don't think geography teachers in universities have officially came together to change the universallly recognised four cardinal points in geography.

And in your head, Calabar falls under the East if you're going by the four cardinal points? There's sadly so much idiocy in the Nigerian social system.

MrEverest:
You’re a very DUMB juvenile delinquent. Very thick in the head and absolutely bereft of knowledge and intelligence.

You need to return to primary school and begin afresh because all the efforts your father made trying to educate you in the past were apparently wasted.

Being daft and stupidly arrogant at the same time is disgusting 🤮.

You're pained because I'm depriving your greed of the benefit of laying claims to Calabar and I like how miserable that makes you feel.

You're an idiot of immeasurable heights if you think any proper Cross Riverian will sit on his/her hands while you discombobulate our very existence to suit your self-centered agenda.

Calabar is in the Southern region of Nigeria. Go and die if it irks you that much! Iguana!

Noblechykk:
And how will you achieve that?

Easy.

A lot of women are interested in politics. But they get discouraged when they see other women who contest and are muscled out by the vicious male political class. Now with the existence of reserved seats, women will feel "encouraged" to throw themselves in the ring with the hopes of landing one of those seats. It is agreeably a soft landing for the womanfolk, but it is necessary if a headway must be made for the advancement of women in our National politics.

MrEverest:
You’re obviously poorly educated. Calabar is the most “Southeastern city” in Nigeria. Basic geography should inform you about that. But heck, politically, they say it’s in South south.

I could have ignored your post, but you calling facts nonsense while you’re the ignorant one is quite repulsive.

You'll waste two lifetimes and still be unable to achieve the level of education and exposure I have accrued in one. I read your comments on this forum from the shadows and I know your single digit IQ can best be put on the same plane with that of a possum. So don't ever quote me in reference to education again, be it proper or otherwise!

Idiot!

Mrexcell:
You are still missing my point no need for all these abuses it's totally unesessary of course calabar is now in another geopolitical zone no one is disputing that but the argument is just for educational purpose. I don't think u know more than the British colonial masters who first mapped nigeria.

Don't talk to me about British colonial masters, Oga!

I find it exceedingly repugnant that adult humans will always sit down and conform to the selfish dictates of aliens. That you're black doesn't mean you have to drown in low self-esteem. That rubbish historical categorisation was a mistake and we have corrected it. Even during the WW2, when Nazi ships were berthing off the coast of Fernando Po, the entire Niger Delta region was generally understood as the South end of West Africa which later translated to the Bight of Biafra, that has unfortunately been claimed by the Easterners today.

Y'all should stop trying to rewrite history while we're all still alive.

Half of the comments here so far suggest that a lot of nairalanders either cannot read or have very low information processing capabilities.

"The legislator said the bill proposes a temporary measure of seat reservation for women".

The 74 seats to be created for women are not "new" seats. The Parliament is rather proposing to counterbalance the male quota in order to accommodate more women in our National politics. I don't like Tinubu and his administration but this bill is a step in the right direction.

It's time we gave women more opportunities and representation in our political environment.

Mrexcell:
The person you are abusing is not even trying to force u to join the easterners or want to dispute the fact that there's actually no nigeria's created geopolitical zone called the south south in nigeria but he is obviously just trying to educate u that geographically there's actually absolutely nothing like the term called the south south in geography am sure as someone who can read and understand u already knows this quite very well and won't answer yes that there's indeed a south south in geography if asked in an exam paper but just deliberately want to be mischievous.

You're drowning in your own idiocy.

I haven't even referenced the "South South" label in all the comments I have left on this thread, but you conveniently snuck it into this discourse because you're attempting to run me off the road.

Listen very carefully! Tell yourself and your band of mischief makers that Cross River is not in the Eastern region of Nigeria, whether considered geographically or "geopolitically". There's absolutely no logic anyone can use to define it well enough to convince us to believe differently. Even if the six cardinal points are the bases of focus, the "People's Paradise" remains a Southern concentration.

Either you accept it or go fvck your retarded selves!

ebufa:
The guy schooled you but you insist on carrying your ignorance all over the internet like gala! It is alll about context sir, if we were discussing geopolitics of Nigeria, then you may have a point but we are educating people including foreigners ,who may not even know where calabar is!

Shut the fvck up!

Educating people including foreigners by giving them wrong information? Are you mad? Not only are you boldly trying to redraw our geographic roots, you're mischievously laying claims to lands that do not belong to you with this stupid analogy. You need that education more than the public you're desperately trying to confuse.

I'll never sit on any social media platform and quietly watch any unfortunate bastard seek to re-draw my geographical roots. If it's not for ulterior motives, why would any right thinking human even label Cross River as an Eastern state? What is wrong with you people? Do you get orgasms from struggling lands with other regions?

2elliot:
Aphonja, rest.

You're a proper idiot!

sagitariusbaby:
I'm from the South South which is not even the best way to describe a geographical location but let's leave that aside, Cross River is more Eastern then the Igbo states, can't you see it? They were only grouped with the South South for political reason which doesn't correspond with their geographical location. I don't know why you lots justify your stupidity and ignorance publicly without shame.

You're from the "Absolute South", as am I. Stop talking nonsense for the sake of conversation. Split the Nigerian map into four cardinal points and you'll have to be a mischievous dunce to insinuate that Cross River is in the East.

Are you people practicing madness in this thread?!

XerXers:
South eastern Nigeria is different from South eastern geopolitical zone of Nigeria. Consult your geography textbook

And the geography you were taught in school puts Cross River in the Eastern part of the Nigerian map? Your knowledge of geography is pitiable, to say the very least.

sagitariusbaby:
I'm from the South South which is not even the best way to describe a geographical location but let's leave that aside, Cross River is more Eastern then the Igbo states, can't you see it? They were only grouped with the South South for political reason which doesn't correspond with their geographical location. I don't know why you lots justify your stupidity and ignorance publicly without shame.

Cross River is more Eastern than the Igbo states? You're foolish but you have no one to tell you!

tvafrique:
We normally do not respond to people online especially ignorant folks like you but we choose to respond to you because you seem to be abusing your privilege of being ignorant on a global platform.

You are not the only ignorant person online. Please keep your ignorance to yourself, do not force it down other people's throat.

It is because of people like your that intelligent journalists do not abound in Africa because when we make a publication and present information that is somewhat alien to you, instead of you to do a simple research and learn from it, the first thing you do is to ignorantly attack the author. You even had the audacity to say that I wrote nonsense.

Look at the location of Calabar on the map again before you make a mockery of yourself publicly.
Geographically speaking, Calabar, Cross River State is located in Nigeria's South East. Whatever you designate it politically does not change the location on the map.

You can write all the epistles you want with an accompaniment of whatever maps and graphs that suit your disjointed analysis borne of your warped intelligence, but all of it won't change the practical reality that Calabar is NOT in the South Eastern region of Nigeria.

You're stylishly looking to push an agenda and it is only elephantine stupidity that should give you the impression that all of the reading public is going to quietly let you get away with this sordid attempt at blatant misinformation.

Again, respect yourself!

Calabar is not in "South Eastern Nigeria". Whoever this OP is, respect yourself and correct that nonsense you wrote up there!

The Cross River state government has been owing workers gratuities since 2013/2014 and to this very day, no efforts have been put in to remedy the putrid situation. Add disengagement of workers into the mix and the state just might become poorer than Ekiti and Ebonyi states.

There's an existing Ministry of Agriculture, instead of creating a livestock department under that Ministry, this senile Iragbiji monkey created another Ministry despite how Nigerians are lamenting about the ballooning cost of governance.

Mtscheew!

anihen:
Agba keeps looking for trouble so that he will always be in the news.
I really don't know what he hopes to achieve with this irritating attitude.

Next time you lack decent contributions to a public discourse, do others a favour by putting a tight lid on that dustbin heap you call a brain, so your stupidity is not laid bare.

But why wont Fubara arrest these clowns and label them State security risks? Because these retarded boot-lickers are charging up the political atmosphere of the state.

Weyrey VIO!

Government agency wey no sabi their job description. A congregation of semi-literate goons. Na so I use side mirror push one put for small gutter for Apo. He's lucky he was quick to shift.

Animals!

So we should now do what?

Lol.

Look at Nigerians arguing in the comment section. If only you all knew what's going on in the Niger Delta. The billions of dollars coming out of illegal activities headed by your top politicians and senior military officers, is twice of what's declared as your yearly National revenue.

Una dey here dey speak English.

Looks like he wants to commit more time to Hollywood.

No be to get high school fees like Burna boy pride, una sabi teach ?

Bola Ahmed Tinubu left the group chat...

There's an existing rogue police network just like this one in Cross River state. The alarming part of the entire ordeal is that Policemen/EFCC in Calabar and Ogoja are now issuing receipts to confirmed internet fraudsters after arrests and payments of fines.

Apparently those receipts are valid for a few months during which the boys are allowed to operate freely. In other words, Nigerian Police men and EFCC officials are now taking operational taxes from fraudsters.

Whether you're an Obidient or Batist, does anyone of you actually like the way this country is like this today?