₦airaland Forum

Aunty Adana JenilehinTayo Skruna from Jehovah chosen ministries came to my house to eat Boli and Tomatoes,when she got here she brought out two big Oranges and asked me to suck them till there's no Juice ib them again... so I started sucking... and sucking.... and sucking......




since last week till this moment I'm still sucking


I'll post the pics when I finish sucking,Thanks

Bifrost:
So Ajegunle is not part of Lagos?


Oh please! Humour me

even some parts of Dubai has low standard of living and dirt...but that doesn't make dubai one of the most dirty cities in the world :p

Narldon:

Ladies and Gentlemen, Let's contribute for Nairaland Christmas Party Cooking..

I volunteer to bring Matches and Salt

What will you bring?

condom and abortion pill !

Bifrost:
And Ambode ends with what?


'ode'.

Have you noticed the filth in Lagos now? LAWMA is now defunct, PSP are just a bunch of rogues.

Lagos is the 2nd dirtiest city in Nigeria, only second to Aba.

this APA has probably never been to lagos..... you probably heard this from your friend who stays at Ajegunle.... APA!

Bitcoin1000:
No man's land


My signature tho

na your papa give the land to no man? Bastid!

sony Xperia xa

Lmao 105k!

anyone.....

I'm planning on getting a UK used version of this phone,because I love its design and portability,but I've not come in contact with anyone who's used the phone yet......I'd like to hear from one or two users of the phone if Its worth it or not.


yours truly
Boli Sweet pass prick.

migeoart:
no I DMT have this particular length but I have the knee length of it

ohhh,would you have this anytime soon?
and how much Is it sold for?

smoy:
go on with more of your research and you will come to know the truth that Isiac and Ishmael were all blessed by God and Jesus came from Isiac while Muhammed came from lineage of Ishmael and they all came with one religion to follow and worship One God only not Jesus not Muhammed is worthy to be worship.

on this city is the city of the holy massangers and it belongs to all followers of these prophet of One God and it was the followers of the other prophet that changes the religion of God of total submission called Islam, Jesus never came with a religion called christianity nor Moses came with Judaism they all came to submite to One God and that is called Islam. later or sooner islam shall take over the city in its totality.

thunda faya your your left ball!

hello,do you have this available?

sauceandsound:
I know a lot of  hungry looking guys would be offended when they see the header, I am sorry but I had Anthony Joshua on my mind while writing this.  So once again I apologize if this would bring down your ego to a level it should be anyway.

Don’t get me wrong, I don't have a beef with slim guys, they are wonderful people and I have a lot of guy friends who are slim. But I must ask where you were when your mates were building their muscles, why are you so comfortable with looking like suya on a stick, we don’t like that. 

Then when it’s time to yab a girl that she is flat or her boobs are like mosquito bites, they are the first to open their mouths like they actually have something to offer. Shut up bro!

I’ve been doing squats, working that sexy figure out, eating healthy, so what is their excuse? If they can’t lift weights how do they expect to lift me. 

What if we happen to be caught up in one of the impressive Lekki annual floods and the car can’t take us through, because omg I have seen some floods that could sink a ship. Mr Chopsticks over here won’t be able to piggy back me and I can't stand having my designer shoes and legs wet or maybe you expect to sit on my laps on our pre-wedding pictures abi. Because I don’t see a way you could lift this body of a goddess without peeing your pants.

Although I’ve had my fair share of slim guys, one at least, but trust me I'm not going back. In bed I had to move him around by myself like a Love Machine because the boy was so weak and he had the guts to ask if I actually enjoyed it whenever we were done. It was only his money that kept us together. Immediately the next money dispenser came around I gave him the red card. Well at least he got to tre the chance to find a lanky girl like himself and they’re getting married soon. no regrets whatsoever.

There is nothing more annoying than when a stick figure messages you on instagram, when your laps are even bigger than his entire body and he’ll be expecting you to reply. They should be hitting the gym and not your DM, dude build that muscle up before you think of building a relationship. Get a hold on your desired physique before you dream about grabbing my assets.

For those wondering why I am going on about slim guys, oh well it was because I got the gist that my neighbor who just got married was beating his wife, little wonder the poor lady is looking like something picked up from a ''bend down select" post. And her husband in question looks almost like a skeleton. I have not gotten the full gist yet but I will make sure I share it as soon as it gets to me. 

Moreover, a good number of the men I see maltreating their wives are scrawny fellows who have nothing to contribute to the family except their insecurities and inferiority complex.

by temi for sauceandsound(under temi's skirt)

temi is a rising video vixen who loves attention,enjoys expensive trips all over the world and would love to own her own private jet.

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This bastttt go still open punny for Wizkhalifa O


basttttt

thunder go fire you there!

how much Is Oukitel c8 sir?

Owodiran1:
buzz me on what's app.let's talk there. Or drop your digit

alright i will

Owodiran1:
Lg g3 30k. Supports glo lte band.081 539 539 01 location lagos

OP you gree
20k?

autolearner:
Yes the screen works without any glitch. The battery well fixed and reset to have a clean device

alright how can i reach you?

does the screen still touch with the broken glass?
with the battery shifted,can it still come on and work well?

ariksonconnect:
STILL AVAILABLE

sir arikson how much is S5 duos?

Cyynthialove:
Nice one. Some sharp igbo guys will invade this place after completion and acquire some properties and even turn the owners of the land to tenants and gatemen in their own land. While some of my hungry Yorrruba brothers will be on nairaland shouting "it's our land our land, it's our land!" from somewhere in ajegule, even at that ajegule, ibo man might even still be their landlord. .

Smh for some myopic foools

The rate at which you process foolishness is alarming!

OtemSapien:
Learn wisdom folk. Wisdom is foolishness to the unlearned

Australopiticus Africanus !

OtemSapien:
You speak a combo of tribalism and truth. Pls take away tribalism from your blood and focus on the truth alone. That Adeboye is a thief, yed that's an established fact.

ignorant bast.! did you steal for him or with him?

OtemSapien:
don't resort to causing whenever you can't handle the truth. Be wise.

speaking of wisdom,it is wayyyyy far from you sir.

OtemSapien:
When your reasoning faculty gets out of the box, the people of lower thinking faculty, who thinks within the box of limitation will cast aspersion at you. Hmm, I know your type, you haven't started logical reasoning yet. Your time is coming though

the rate of your stupidity is alarming sir,now I'm sure your case is beyond medical help! Even Boli cannot solve your psychiatric problem......Fool!

OtemSapien:
Man of God? No, you are wrong. There are no special people called Men of God. What we have are men of the gods. For example, Adeboye, Kumuyi, etc are men of the god called Yahweh. Imams, Alfa are men of the god called Allah, myself I am a man of the god called Atum. Then we have some who are men of the god called Eshu and Mazda, Jupiter, Moloch and so on.

God Almighty who created all these gods mentioned above doesn't have any special person. He isn't also the god of a specific portion of the universe e.g Israel, rather, God Almighty, the creator of Yahweh, is the God of EVERYWHERE.

another psychiatric patient is on the loose.!!!!

doctorkush:
I received your PM.

can you send a reply to jesfrosh@gmail.com sir

Emescot:
She is beautiful, i want to see her in hijab... I dont like the second pics tho, make dem no go use make up scatter the girl own o

why she go wear hijab ?

she be Book haram ?

OP,Unlimited Boli fall on you !

CHESTER48:
is your father ooo. The fool. Hahah

when did c8 and c5 get 2gb ram
go and check before passing on the wrong info sir


The rate at which you processed your stupidity, it was obvious that your brain runs on an MTK processor,the ones used in the first generation of tecno phones

CHESTER48:
it's not based on the clocks speed of a phone. If the graphics card and processor of the phone is poor even if it want let it use he a core. It will only I prove in benchmark.. I still don't know why you guys buy this China phones.. Can't u use that money buy a second hand Sammy, HTC or iPhone.

C5 16gb + 2gb ram MediaTek MT6753
C7 16gb +2gb ram MediaTek MT6753
C8 16gb + 2gb ram MediaTek MT6753
C9 16gb +2gb ram MediaTek MT6753
CX 16gb + 2gb ram MediaTek MT6753

Tecno recycling the same garbage over and over with higher price for some ignorant Nigerians.

who is this fool :-D

Andrella51:
u no well oh....Dreamer


u no well oh....Dreamer

I am serious, Ask her we went to Igbo yoru swag secondary school "I Y S S" IN 1992,I used to buy Boli from her mother back then !

Fairlyusedpant Sama,Congratulations
come to my house tomorrow, so that we can roast 200,000,0000,000000,00000000 Boli !