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Mtcheeewwwww
After Timi Frank don smoke that Kwale Igbo wey dey make him lips burn like chimney him go come dey talk nonsense.

Jesus Christ!

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"e author=PNomsule post=85942459]You are quick to use vulgar word, well it shows clearly how u were brought up and trust me, I don't roll like that so I shan't be responding to your uncouth language filled post

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okay. make sure you eat Boli this week, it's good for your health.

PNomsule:


FACT... In a neutral team, who would take henderson/wijnaldum over Matic/Fred? The latter are obviously better when compared to the former any day...

you must be very stupid. even a two year old knows Fred and Matric wouldn't make the Liverpool under 23 squad talkless of first team.

mind you, Henderson is currently English player of the year and Wijnaldum had the highest goal contributions for Netherlands last year. you underrate both of them but deep down you know even fraud pogba cannot clean either of them's boots.

Femi Fani-Kayode is a nuisance and needs to be dealt with seriously before his Madness reaches the same state as bros Nnamdi Kanu, madam Olunloyo or brother Bobrisky.

1. Amotekun should make sure FFK is a priority, the idiot should be caught and his head sent to his Fulani masters.

2. Anthony Joshua should be shown this tweet with the directions to FFK's house in Nigeria so that whenever he's around he could pay FFK a visit and give him one or two punches to reset his brain.

Nonsense.

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OP, swap with very clean infinix hot 6 pro + cash?

Ehybrid:

Vehicle Make: Mitsubishi
Model: Space Wagon / Space Star / Carisma (1998-2003)
Trouble Symptoms: Misfiring, Loss of power, Damaged/burnt coils, No start.
Cause: Most common failure is getting burnt coils. No start may be due to water flooding or bridged wires in the car.
Resolution: If it has been determined by a competent auto tech that the ECU (brainbox) is faulty, the options available are:
1. Change engine, brainbox, and modify wiring (re-wire): this is the most expensive solution and seems to be the most common option given to the car owners by auto techs.

2. Change brainbox, immo box, and key: this is a cheaper option recommended also. The ECU, immo box and key set for you model may not be readily available but patience and diligent search has paid of for some.

3. Buy a replacement brainbox with same part number and match ECU to car: this was shied away from because the immobilizers of these cars could not be synced with a used ECU from another car. Syncing of these model years is actually possible.

4. Repair the defective brainbox: within the brainbox, there are transistor drivers for the coils. These drivers get shorted when the coil goes bad for any reason. Once shorted, replacement of the initially bad coil is of no use as the faulty drivers will burn/damage the new coils. A competent electronics tech with some auto wiring knowledge can identify and replace these drivers in the brainbox. After the driver replacement, simply plug in your brainbox and enjoy...no immo syncing is required for this option.

NOTE: For options 2-4 above, ensure the defective coils are replaced with good ones, else, they will damage the repaired or replacement brainbox.

Here are some pictures of these class of ECUs

kudos OP, following....

BigCabal:
NYSC Diary Day 7: What Is SAED And Why Is It Pronounced ‘Saheed’?

5:03 AM
I leave for the parade ground without taking a shower. When I woke up a few minutes earlier, I felt tired. Really tired. I lay in bed and ignore everyone trying or not trying to wake me. It will be a good day, I thought. Just me, sleeping myself away. But then the soldiers barged in and my dreams were shattered. There was no time to take a shower. I simply brushed my teeth, washed my face and dashed out.



On the OBS (Orientation Broadcasting Service) group chat, there is a message asking us to be at the studio by 6:00 am. A delight, because it means I am exempted from parade. At the introductory session, the Camp PRO told us that if we join OBS in order to escape parade, we are wrong. But look at me now. I skip to the studio, happy that I will be skipping parade after all, Camp PRO’s words or not.

The studio is empty; I am the only one present and soon, the head of OBS, a fellow corps member comes in to tell me that it is a must I attend morning parade and that I can come back after it is over. “Oh really?” I say. I look happy on the inside as I go to the parade ground, but deep down inside me, I’m die.

Platoon 1 is in charge of Morning Meditation, but because they failed to submit their write up to the Camp PRO for edits, their presentation is dead on arrival. Tomorrow it will my Platoon’s turn, and suddenly everyone is turning, asking how far with it, and are we good to go?

7:27 AM
I’m at the OBS studio, being generally useless but still looking useful, since everything to be done has been taken over by these ladies who, apparently, are either true OAPs or studied Mass Communication. There is an argument about phonetising which basically is a warning to presenters not to use fake accents. Opinions fly about, but me I am hungry. When the bugle sounds for breakfast, I make my way there immediately.



Breakfast is pap and beans. It’s been 756,289 days since I ate beans, and tasting one spoon of it feels the way I imagine an orgasm must feel.

10:15 AM
Lmao beans and pap as breakfast is a scam. I WANT TO SLEEP! I wonder if there’s a sleeping medicine in the food, but I doubt it. Someone says that pap induces sleep, and there’s nothing to worry about. There are plenty WebMDs on this camp, sha.



Today begins our SAED meetings. SAED (Skill Acquisition and Entrepreneurship Development). This is one thing I dread, because every time ex corps members talk about it, they tell stories of how boring it is. I don’t know why they pronounce it as Saheed.

10:45 AM
The lecture is as predicted: boring, the crowd, rowdy. We are given a booklet on entrepreneurship, another booklet on accounts. A man referred to as the accountant tells us the importance of having your bank account before leaving the camp so your allowance can be sent into it. In between this lecture, I drift from sleep to wakefulness. My mind fills up with unnecessary trivia—will I ever find the love of my life? Two plus two will give you four, so in two, three years, some of these people will be married. how do people find love in camp sef?



I joke with the people seated next to me to keep awake. I pay no attention to the lecture, even though bits and pieces of it keep floating into my head: “We teach people craft. What business idea do you have? We can provide loans for you. Who is an entrepreneur here? is your business registered with an association?”

Read the rest of the entry: https://www.zikoko.com/life/nysc-diary-day-7-what-is-saed-and-why-is-it-pronounced-saheed/

OP please what are the requirements for joining OBS? we're you asked to make a write up? did you go through an interview or screening? help a brother

Nahnahvlogs:
All of the corp members that decided not to redeploy, all of us were posted to Maiduguri Metropolitan, no one was posted to the villages or small town.we are in the main city,and we all have good PPAs ranging from ministries to secondary schools to polytechnic etc and yes it is easier if you do your redeployment from camp instead of paying someone who you're not sure might get it done, everyone gets the form at camp (those interested) and on the day you're leaving camp you'll see where you're posted to it's way better and easier, the thing is you'll be told not to pick the state of your origin,your university/school you finished from. But this automatic redeployment is for Borno and very few other states due to the security reasons and some other reasons so don't think if you're posted to Edo there's automatic redeployment you're on your own o.
Lol
I hope the explanation is understood sha, thanks for reading.

Thank you so much for this OP but please can you give a summary of the write up you did to get into the OBS? I'm thinking if joining OBS soon too but I have no idea on the writeup. thanks

your papa!

Blessing Nasiru from Nassarawa, I've been searching wide, near, far, long, short, online, offline, line, hookline etc for you, couldn't find you.

incase you see this it's J***e your first boyfriend, send me a pm or quote me.

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space booked!

hybridblood07:
Well, I dey soapy sha and sometimes I dey last like 20mins.
Though I don dey try stop am because I'm addicted to it

ehn you dey soapy for 20minutes straight ABI wetin I see so?

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beardlessdude:
let me enlighten you, t'eclaire comme jamais. I've had enough! There is more to attraction to a man than the entry point or whatever.
1. I consider men better looking than women, better facial structure. I love the skin, Belle et douce peau. I haven't seen a woman that made me stare due To Her physical appearance, but I see them niggas everyday. Shut up now.

2. A man's personality is compatible with me. That is what I see myself living with tout au long de ma vie.

3. I do not hate women but I Feel nothing crois moi, and I do not plan on changing anytime soon.


4. Something go kill man laslas

I don't understand broski! so having beards doesn't make one a man but admiring your fellow man's blokos makes one a man?

Omo E be things oh.

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bmdmixer:
none of the four is a fact

Be like say you no know as e dey go broski, information is power!

hybridblood07:
Did you say too much soapy causes quick cum during sex?

broski soapy dey cause am wells. If you be man wey dey run 200strokes per hour normally, when the spirit of soapy enter your blokos na 20strokes per hour you go dey run.

A word is enough for the hybrid.

onadana:


Excessive soapy no be excuse what about us wey be legend for soapy we still dey run track pass formula one drivers.If you lazy you lazy.This thing nah gift past from generation to generation.

my guy as formula 1 driver if you dey drive 5km normally with soapy, stop soapy and you go see say na 50km you go dey drive.

if you know, you know.
Boli sweet pass prik

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