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OP my advice to you is the only solution! Your boyfriend's blokos has been disorganized due to one of the following.
1. Excessive soapy over the years
2. Excessive patronage of ashiii*
3. Excessive knocking of ladies of the water
4. Curse from one or more Ex's

Try to ask him which of the above he thinks is responsible, quote me for the solution when you find out.
In the meantime, go to your busstop look for where they sell Boli and buy the longest and thickest one, mount it on a table, take off your logo Benz(pata) and ride till you climax. Thank me later.

females only?

semyman:
'Fell down' WAEC why

Mr know it all, correct him.

Rekhina:
Is she not so shameless , one of the most useless here

Been following her comments, she'd t
rank amongst the top 10 dumbest Nairalanders of all time.

funmisticqueen2:
oga please, nothing shameful about being gay. I would explore it further and come to terms with it for sanity and peace of mind.

Ain't ever seen a H** so dumb all my life

my guy there are three solutions to your problem!

1. visit the nearest MFM church, call the senior pastor and explain everything to him. please go with 10 bottles of anointing oil, 5 bibles and holy water.

2. Soapy for 90days and 90nights after the soapy you go dey alright.

3. Go to the nearest busstop, buy the longest Boli, go back home, shook the Boli inside your A*hole, nobody go tell you when you feel the pain

thank me later OP.

Boli sweet pass prik.

It's obvious when they were sharing sense in heaven this one collected sense and swapped it for ass.
this is the result, Nonsense.

unpopular opinion: Based on current form, definitely Africa.
Mo Salah hot! Sadio Mane hot! Aubameyang the only good element in Arsenal, world class!

Africa takes this for me.

So in other words Op take 1 Odeku, 2 Odeku, 3 Odeku, 4 Odeku the thing come scatter him eye like simultaneous equation but him head dey correct enough to ask him friend for ride issokay! him con reach house come turn Anthony Joshua and him no remember that one? na okoto yarns be this mheeeen
story doesn't add up at all.

Abeg make these politicians go sleep!
instead of focusing on how to make the country a better place before 2023(even though our president na zombie) you're looking for who would succeed Buhari in three whole years time. Mtcheeew.


Anyways, if only Buhari had listened to my advice and make Boli our major source of foreign exchange Nigeria wouldn't be where it is today.

Kylekent59:
The apple has been torned


Mind the username you give yourselves N'landers!!



Nairalandproblemchild, iTearHerToto, FreshPin, EnemyOfProgress, IdiotGuy, FuVckOutHerBrain, and others with useless usernames should be careful.


Names you give yourself sometimes say about you

Boliswitpassprik nko

RapistOnBail:
The president might eventually step down owning to the gruesome flight attack.

In my beloved country Nigeria, the president would have been given a traditional title by SOME poor insecured Masses from a Region of retardedd Almajiri Iliterates.

God bless the Federal Republic Of Nigeria.
God bless RapistOnBail

you honestly don't need to come online to display and showcase your stupidity.