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Ishilove:
This should be interesting

Well, my relative had quite a unique experience. Before her mother got married to her dad in the early 80, there were two suitors: a tall handsome chocolate skinned hunk, and the man who later became her dad; Fair, chubby and broke ass, but handsome nonetheless.

Her mother's grandma took her to go see a prophet. What we call 'ikpo efa' in my dialect.

Prophet tells the young lady that marriage to the tall, handsome and very financially okay one will be a disaster because he comes from a very unclean family. She would not enjoy the marriage because her children would keep dying (the evil powers of her husband's house would keep plucking the kids). The man also said there was a very high likelihood that the man wouldn't live long.

The second one, fair, chubby and broke ass was going tobe an okay choice for her because with him she would fulfill her destiny. Now, the fair complexioned broke nigga was still serving during this period.

The lady was confused. She liked the tall, dark handsome one because he was always spoiling her with gifts, and God, he was so handsome! The fair one was handsome too,but all he had were big words, big trousers and big hair.

At the end of the day she decided to marry the fair,broke asss nigga with the big words and bigger hair because her grandma advised her to. Prophet has spoken, so it was wise to do as the gods advised. The fair guy used his discharge alawee after youth service to marry the lady. According to her, she packed her kaya on her head and moved into his one room apartment after the payment of the brideprice, and na so marriage start. No ceremony, no serenren.

32 years on, this lady and the fair nigga are still waxing strong. Though the fair nigga never became rich,but he was/is a good husband and father.

Tall, dark, handsome hunk is dead. The woman he later married miscarried her pregnancies a couple of times and after that never conceived again. Hunk was coming back from work one day when he was involved in a road accident and that was how he was wasted.

The Gods Are Wise...

What am I saying? We need God's guidance when choosing a life partner. Don't just go to anybody. Seek God's face in prayer and fasting and ask God to confirm it through his servant.

tit:
they should beat the foolis apc man to coma.
the man wan die beacuse of 100 naira?
is the money is own?
is it his picture in the money?

apc people are gready.
they will follow deadi bodi into grave because of money.
i will deal with them all.

Khaffi:
Assuming u received an sms from your bank that "#1000 has been deducted from your bank account to support Jonathan's campaign, thank u for banking with us." What will you do

babestella:
34 million youths are unemployed including the lazy ones that has refused to learn a trade? The lazy ones who refuse to get education even to the secondary school level which is basically free in Nigeria? Including some lazy graduate who have refused to explore their very self looking inwards to come up with valid bankable idea that can put food on their table? The truth of the matter is that Government cannot employ everyone, but opportunities are being created for our youths to start and stand on their own without looking for a job after school.

What do you think YouWIN, youths for Agric is meant for? Do you watch your local stations at all? It's obvious you don't, because most of our youths will rather they tuned in to Chanel O, MTV or African magic instead of putting their brains to task so as to make a good living. The reality on ground is that non of your lies will stop GEJ. Your Illiterate general cannot out perform GEJ, he claims he is a saint but cannot openly and in firm manner produce his school certificate result, rather he and his deceptive APC party resorted to forging one.
Remember his asse is wide open in the air now and no amount of wrapper can cover it. He is a loser on arrival. If he doesn't go to jail for perjury and forgery then our judicial system is a joke.

babestella:
Go to court if e pain you.

You will not mention your Lagos Dog and drug father Tinubu the ultimate state robber, Amaechi the tout who stole Rivers money to buy a 9 billion naira private jet, donated billions of River state money to APC, or Buhari the certificate forger, a lier and an evader of court summon, or Fashola the deceptive tribal bigot who have stolen Alausa blind and cannot grant Freedom of Information Bill (FOI) for his sorry assse to be exposed or all the PDP political ingrates who decamped to APC after stealing billion of money under the PDP government. You must be pathetic in your thinking, you s!illy e-diot.

Yustash001:
best striker my foot....someone who ruined our golden chance of qualifying for 2nd round in WC 2010

bolliejay:
9. Andre-Pierre Gignaz: 14 goals
Andre-Pierre Gignaz has hit the back of the net 14 times in 22 appearances for marseille, playing a key role in their battle against Lyon and PSG for the Ligue 1 title. The 29-year old forward has brought his career goal count with Marseille to 52 goals and has marked this season as one of his strongest to date.
10. Alexander Meier: 13 goals
Frankfurt's Alexander Meier has 13 goals to his account this season, making him the current king of Bundesliga scoring.
The 32-year-old midfielder sits ahead of Bayern Munich's Arjen Robben by 2 goals and proves that although his side currently sit in 9th on the German league table, he is in top form
11. Carlos Tevez: 13 goals
It appears a little Italian sun has done Carlos Tevez wonders as the Argentine has netted a lucky number 13 goals in 18 starts for Juventus this season. He currently sits atop the Serie A goal scoring table and has brought his goal count across all competitions to 18.
12. Charlie Austin: 13 goals
Charlie Austin may be getting a call from Roy Hodgson after his impressive 2014/15 goal-count so far for Queens Park Rangers this season.
Austin has netted 13 goals in just 20 appearances, making up for 62.5% of his side's 23 goals this season.
He has two assists to his account, putting him just third in the Premier League top scorers table, behind Sergio Aguero and Diego Costa.

lookingforjob:
THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MY PARENTS. I WAS A GOOD YOUNG FOOTBALLER BACK THEN BUT INSTEAD OF ENROLLING ME IN PEPSI ACADEMY, THEY INSIST I GO TO SCHOOL. NOW I FINISH SCHOOL AFTER 4YEARS NO JOB. GOD KNOWS I WOULD HAVE BEEN IN A GOOD FOOTBALL CLUB NOW EARNING MY LIVING.


E NO GO BETTER FOR THEM

PAGAN9JA:
Will you promise and swear on the Creator God and your parents name to leave christianity and reconvert to Paganism if i explain

Let me know so i know im not wasting my time.

PAGAN9JA:
Yes.

PAGAN9JA:
Lies
Propaganda

ednut1:
3rd class accounting. i wud nt encourage some 1 wit 3rd class accounting, finance or econs to write ican. because ur only gonna waste ur money nd keep failing