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[quote author=sanc2s post=30943988]how will you live in Ikotun and you want to have light day and night? Wetin your papa dey do wen others dey live for victoria Garden city?[/quote

Congrats for living in VGC!
And lastly u lack home training for mentioning my dad in ur post.

Sai buhari

But we barely use light for 2hrs here in ikotun lagos or is Egbin not in lagos??

GEJ decieving nigerians with his paper achievements since 100BC

Sai Buhari

I don't think any sane pesin wil listen to fayose. HE is a thug, criminal. Imagine him denying the leaked ekiti audio, only to accept that its voice later.
The main reason why l wil neva vote for GEJ is because of the kind of ppl surronding him. U can't let criminals, thugs,hire killers ritualists be around you except u r one of them
I wonder where the likes of fayose and co will go afta May 29.

Sai Buhari

Papilo is always making us smile.

When you refuse to fund education, then gather a bunch of drug addicts to run your campaign, this is what you get!

GEJ surronding himself with Criminals since BC100

Sai Buhari

GEJ supporting Criminals since BC100

Sai

MrFresh14:
But what is the big deal? Nigerians are always hypocritical. They say one thing and practice the other. Upon all the useless girls sleeping with half of their neighborhood and married women sleeping with boys young enough to be their grandchildren, no one, I repeat no one has the right to judge these folks, after all, they are engaged to be married. The focus should be on the Nigerian women disgracing us all over the planet. Women who have thrown caution to the wind, women who carry the bible, preach and yet defile all manner of decency. Just recently the news broke out of a married Christian sister who usually sneaks to another Christian brother's house just to give him a blow-job when her hubby's dick is still very much intact. Nigerian women can kill, beware of the ones that claim to be innocent because they are worse. This is just a t-shirt, let them be.

#GBAM!!!!

ireneony:
See as their two just uglee

I smell lies..
Yet she was was proud to show it off to the cameraman

Mr man you can not deceive us
Before Abraham they were men

https://www.nairaland.com/2154951/dear-romancelanders-apology-those-insulted

tat u said u have changed


Nobody is ugly.......all what God created are good!(Genesis 1:31)

elantraceey:
His girlfriend has made him popular.

Tytbones CEO made them popular

Meet The Naija Guy Whose Girlfriend Said She Loves F*cking

Few days ago, I shared a photo of a Naija babe who hit the streets with a funny inscription on her shirt that reads: "I Love F*ckinig You, Ayomide Mi". The photo caused a lot of ripples on the internet.

Her boyfriend has come out to address the issue cos both of them wore the dress. What he said below:

"Great people of Nigeria, I presume I need no further introduction when I say I am the Ayomide you all have been engrossed with knowing over the past couple of days. This is the statement you all have been waiting for.

On the 14th of February, my fiancee and I decided to go out as we usually do, albeit with the touch of something unique. A couple of days earlier we had sent out shirts to be branded with the words "I f*cking Love You" and our names written on it...and it came back on Valentine morning with a slight error which I believe you all have seen. Deciding against dropping our plans because of a misplaced word, we went to treat ourselves on that special day.

Taking pictures is a routine thing for us, so we paid 4 a studio photo session...unknown to us, we had a lover-less and jobless follower who needed to score cheap popularity and made it his unsolicited duty to take pictures of us during parts of our photoshoot, thereby ruining a perfect Feb 14.

Tytbones CEO, now you have your popularity, can we get back to our lives before your intrusion?

Nigerians, thank you for your time, tweets, posts, comments and all. However, I do think its about time you left us to our beautiful lives, and moved on with your individual lives... We're still coming back into the spotlight soon enough, and then you can have your fill of yours, but not before we are ready for it, and not for the wrong reasons...definitely not for a lousy printing error."

- AYOMIDE

babestella:
Forensic evidence my foot. That tape is fake and was cooked up in the US with one of the best audio technology equipments. APC is a big time fraud forging everything starting from certificate and statement of result, the earlier you wake up the better for you. That change you are chanting now will soon lead you to Iraq and you will not even have an atom of breath to say "change" talk less of shout it. Watch out.

l kind of wonder the world we are in.

Even after Ekiti state governor, Ayodele Fayose confessed to partaking in the secret meeting where politicians led by former minister of state for defense, Musiliu Obanikoro met with army officer led by a Brigadier General plotted how to rig last August's gubernatorial election for Mr. Fayose.

Someone is here saying the tape is fake. SMH

Do you know that under GEJ, PDP has lost 5 Governors, 1 former Chairman, 11 Senators, 45 House Of Representative members & now Obasanjo a former BOT chairman?

SAI BUHARI

lol...........na wa o

Medplus opened their 18th store today. JKay Pharmacy is still on one shop, yet the founder, jimi agbaje , talks of bold
ideas. Joker!"

Sai Buhari

When he scored in the second minute - extending a leg to direct Serge Aurier's cross into the bottom corner - he removed his shirt in the middle of the field to show off the tapestry of tattoos.

Ibrahimovic received a yellow card for his troubles, as the rules dictate, but wasn't overly concerned having got his message across to the world.

'Each one of the 805m people suffering from hunger in the world has a name, a voice, a story to share,' said WFP director for France Marina Catena.

'Zlatan accepted the challenge and wished to carry their stories on his own skin so that the world does not forget them.'

His goal represented the perfect start to the afternoon for the Parisian side but it ended in a nightmare for Laurent Blanc and his team.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic tattooed names of 50 starving people on his body to show support for United Nations World Food Programme before match with Caen

Ibrahimovic took off his shirt in celebration after scoring on Saturday
He had 50 names tattooed to his upper body
Each represents a hungry person somewhere in the world being helped by the United Nations World Food Programme
They also symbolise some of the most impoverished parts of the globe
Sweden striker scored after just 72 seconds of match with Caen
But PSG had to settle for 2-2 draw amid injury crisis

Zlatan Ibrahimovic has revealed why he stripped off his shirt after scoring just two minutes into Paris Saint-Germain's draw with Caen on Saturday afternoon.

The Sweden striker was showing his support for the United Nations World Food Programme (WFP) by tattooing the names of 50 hungry people helped by the charity onto his body.

The WFP has helped 805 million hungry people all around the world and the 50 chosen by Ibrahimovic symbolically represented some of the worst humanitarian crises ongoing today
'Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me,' said the PSG striker, who found the net after just 72 seconds in the Ligue 1 encounter at the Parc des Princes.

'But there are names no one cares to remember. That no one cheers for: the 805m people suffering from hunger in the world today.

'I have the supporters all over the world. From now on I want this support to go to the people who suffer from hunger, they are the real champions.

'So whenever you hear my name, you will think of their names.'

Ibrahimovic had the temporary tattoos - of names such as Carmen, Mariko, Antoine, Lida, Rahma and Yaae - applied to his torso ahead of the Caen match.

On the day of her wedding, she was close to tears as she had to tuck the excess skin into her knickers.

'I should have felt a million dollars because I had made it to a size 14. But I felt disgusting. I was hiding the body of a pensioner.'

She smiled happily for photographs but says she was dreading the wedding night.

'It should have been such a special night but I felt too self-conscious to enjoy it. I felt sexier when I was fatter. I felt like a freak but Ashley told me not to be daft.'

After the wedding she saw her GP who agreed to refer her for an apronectomy to remove the loose skin on her stomach.

But the referral was rejected and now Kristina is at a loss at what to do as she is unable to afford the procedure herself.

'We don't have the money for private surgery. It would cost at least £10,000.'

She admits that in her darkest moments she is tempted to start eating junk again to fill out the empty folds.

'It means I would have lost all the weight for nothing but how can I live looking like this? I feel constantly sick with shame and anxiety.'

Losing weight has destroyed my sex life': Bride who shed NINE STONE for her wedding day left with so much excess skin she refuses to let husband see her naked

When 19 stone Kristina Miles planned to slim down ahead of her wedding day, the bride-to-be hoped she would look and feel sexier than ever.

However the newly-wed, who lost an incredible 9 stone in time for her big day with husband Ashley, from Ipswich, Suffolk, said losing the weight has destroyed her sex life.

The 23-year-old, who went from a size 24 to a 14, said she was horrified after shedding the pounds left her with the 'body of a granny' due to excess skin.

The slimmer has been turned down for skin removal surgery on the NHS and fears her only option to look attractive again is to gain the weight she lost to save her marriage.

Kristina, who is a mother of three (two daughters aged five and one, and a son aged 4) said: 'I cannot stay like this. It's like being locked in a prison of skin.

'I just wanted to look good on my wedding day but dieting for my wedding has destroyed everything
I felt like I was hiding a big secret under my wedding dress. Everyone told me I looked lovely but they had no idea of the horror underneath.'

Kristina added that not only did her appearance ruin her wedding day but has also affected her marriage.

'My husband was marrying a granny. The first year of our married life has been horrific. I want to feel normal again. Some days I wish I could cut it all off myself.'

Kristina shed the pounds in a bid to look good for her wedding to Ashley, who she met after splitting from the dad of her first child, Dylan.

She was spurred on to get slim after her first attempt to buy a wedding dress ended in disaster because none would fit.

'I took one into the changing rooms and I was puffing and panting trying to get it on. I was bright red, sweating and close to tears. In the end I just pulled it off and ran out of the shop.'
Kristina worries that the only way she can feel normal is to put the weight she lost back on
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Kristina worries that the only way she can feel normal is to put the weight she lost back on

After several successful weeks of dieting, her GP prescribed medication to boost her weight loss and soon she was shedding one stone per month.

Kristina's weight loss was a huge success seeing her go from a size 24 to a size 14. But Kristina noticed that as more fat melted away, it left behind saggy skin.

duni04:
Bloody liar! Ambode is the king of dullards! You probably didn't have enough Mb to watch the debate and you're here lying. Agbaje floored him on all the issues raised. It got to a point during the debate where Ambode couldn't talk again, he had to read out points from his jotter. The guy is a bloody dullard. His only claim to fame is wiping Tinubus arse. He has nothing to offer Lagos.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdrdYot78T8

Hmmm. Can u pls list some of the points and issues of ur so called "JK"
As for the MB issue, I have unlimited 24/7.

Even jk admitted that BRF performed....and that's wat APC is all about!
Before l continue wit U, tell ur just kidding to payup his 3years tax arrears!

drillskillz:
Which Ambode are they talking about here?
Is it the same man who couldn't speak intelligently during a debate with Agbaje?
I think some of you should go check out the debate on youtube and see what manner of a dullard he is.
Ambode my ass!

I saw the 2 debate organized for them and beg to differ.
Jimi has nothing to offfer........All he was sayin is "l wil break the toll gate"........and nothing else!
Am not suprised at all, l was told he owned his workers (Jaykay Pharmacy) and he is also a serial tax evader!
Ur JK is a broke ass

APC - Change!

Sai Buhari

Lawlessness of the highest order!
Mbu days will soon be over.........l wonder how a senior police officer wil utter dat kind of statement
And to dos supportin him killing 20ppl, l pray u r not among.
Let call a spade a spade......dat kind of statement is uncalled for!

Sai buhari

If basketman ccould call olamide a beast, then he will call wizkid a dragon....lool

Whether na her hubby brought the car or na she buy am........the fact remains she has a new car.
Congrats dear!

kosovo:
This is just one of the news Nigerians ought to have heard 3-4 years ago. However, because of how complex Nigeria is and sympathy to ethnic bigotry, I guess the president was slow to avoid rebellion from the North, which is still obviously visible.

Senerio1:

Had the president declared full scale war on these terrorist before Now. The Northern statesmen who have sympathy for these terrorist will start their madness, insisting a Minority leader is killing the Hausa(s).

We heard one of the clearless statements from BUHARI, where he wanted faceless terrorist to be given same treatment as the Niger-Delta militants. He concluded by saying "an attack on Boko Haram is an attack on the North"

When President Yar Adua wanted Amesty for the militants, it was Vice President Goodluck Jonathan they picked as the negotiator. The VP went into the creeks without his security men. They secured a deal which ended the crises.

Reversal1:

Buhari is picked as the negotiator for the faceless terrorist fighting for an Islamic state which is not justifiable like the what the militants fought for. (note the usage of militant and terrorist for Niger-Delta and Boko Haram respectively). Buhari accepts initially, then rejects the process because he sees that he can use the insurgency to gain sympathy votes which is what could have happened today. Buhari claims he can end insurgency in one month, but can only do that from Aso Rock. This does raise eyebrows. If he decides to sit and watch the throat of innocent Nigerians being slit by these terrorist, when he can do something but refuses, it sends a very strong message to those who can make use of their brain to think.

Why the sudden offensive by the Presidency?

Good question. If you read scenerio1, you'd realize a lot has changed. Chad and Cameroon decided to show total commitment to ending insurgency.. Then, there was a boost from the AU, which affirmed 7,800 troops for the same cause. Obviously, the Northern elements can't use Jonathan as the scapegoat when the bombardment of the region starts. It's no longer an internal issue, forces from the AU decision makes it a continental problem.

Is Jonathan Afraid to Lose?

If Jonathan was scared of loosing, he would have quickly accepted the suggestion of IBB at the security council meeting not to conduct elections in the troubled states (Buhari's stronghold). President Jonathan rejected the idea immediately it came, insisting elections must be carried out nation-wide. Things like this, you are probably reading about it for the first time because the media we have today, only search for bad things and these are further echoed by APC apologists.

President Jonathan would be returned elected, Nigeria hasn't got to that point where you can oust an incumbent president whose powers know no bound. It is not enough to perform media hype with a slogan. This isn't the United States, elections are not won online but by grass root politicking and on the day of the election.

Most of the APC agents would be rendered powerless on the day of election by the monetary power of the PDP. It's always going to happen.. Anyone deceiving the APC and her candidate is really doing a nice job.

Until we have a democratic system, where Police and Army chiefs are not nominated and appointed by the president. Until we have a system where the electoral chairman isn't nominated and appointed by the president.. We would keep enduring this wild goose chase.

Let me state here that I have no sympathy for any political party and/or their candidates.

so dis justify the president partying a day after the chibok gals were kidnaped?

Thank you bro. God bless you!

The said post is not on Pastor Adeboye's official facebook page. i think its one of the fake fb page created by scammers!!!

check his real official page
https://www.facebook.com/PastorEAAdeboye

OP How much did you collect for this advert??

just kidding..........God is a wonderful God

Representing...............................

SAI BUHARI

PDP DE JONSE SINCE 100BC.

WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS SCARED OF COMPETITONELECTION??

MUST THEY LOOK FOR CHEAP PROPAGANDA?

LET NIGERIANS/LAGOSIANS DECIDE!!!

SAI BUHARI

Omotolu:
Do the needful-vote out the government that preside over this porous devaluation.

#GBAM!!!