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Introduction to Buhari APC's Fresidential Crrrrrandidate

Question: How will you grow Nigeria's economy?
"I will stabilise the WORLD OIL MARKET, because that is quicker to do than agriculture etc"
- Buhari (Channels TV)

Question: How will you secure the Nigerian economy from oil price fluctuations?
Buhari: "I will use the AIR FORCE, NAVY and ARMY"
- Buhari (ThisDay)

Question: Sir, can you say "up APC?"
Buhari: "OFF AFEECEE! OFF AFEECEE!! OFF AFEECEE!!!"
- Buhari (In the near future)


Hear our illiterate General acceptance speech at teslim balogun

Phalo kwontenstant flease i want all of youa to kwofrate with me so we can move naigeria poward. If you ilate me as feresident of naigeria my gwovemant will ensurea zat kwarraption will be a zin of za fast.

Afc frogressive.

I don die. Tinubu na God go mend you

demelza:
God bless you too.
My pastor whom I respect so much has also bought into that OIC propaganda. Sunday was scheduled as a prayer for Nigeria service in order to prevent "non-christians" from attaining government seat. I was too mad I couldnt even stand up to pray, had to walk out at a point.
When I heard an elder whom I thought was cerebral and intelligent say he will still vote GEJ no matter how disappointed he was, the anger and sadness that washed over me is a feeling I dont want to experience again.
If Christianity means supporting mediocrity, then to hell with it.

olusolaj:
Thats good
These are original nollywood GEJ till 2019

BUHARI supporters largely consist of:
1. Core muslim Northerners

2. Core muslim South Westerners

3. Christian South Westerners belonging to RCCG

4. Unemployed/Frustrated & VERY ANGRY youth.

5. Unskilled/Lazy individuals.

6. Failed/Struggling or broke celebrities.

7. Closet tribalists from NW, NE & SW

8. People with domestic, emotional or psychological problems.

9. People that scored 'F' in History & Mathematics at WAEC

10. Depressed Nigerians in the diaspora.


GOODLUCK JONATHAN Supporters:

1. Core Christian Easterners & Niger-Deltans.

2. Liberal South Westerners.

3. Highly educated core-Northerners

4. Northern/Middle-beltan Christians.

5. Young/Successful business men & women

6. Successful Nigerian celebrities

7. Confident people with high self-worth & optimistic view on life.

8. Highly optimistic & positive people.

9. Married women with loving husbands.

10. People that scored at least a pass in Mathematics at WAEC.

bosteps:
Guy, u see d one chance wey u for enter?

My homie was almost going to abandon his thriving, self financed, budding catfish processing business to attend this crap of a propaganda.

Gej govt. mobilizing hard working, self motivated, young Nigerians for peanuts and empty promises to adorn his campaign after whacking the bulk of the money claimed to be invested in agriculture.

Mchew, Thank God he didn't attend.

datguru:
I'm not a religious bigot but just like the governor of gombe state said and I quote " any northerner that votes Gej is a disgrace", so also I say " any Christian that votes buhari is a disgrace"

Superstar007: - Seriously, Some girls are thinking that
Ebola is another Hit song like
DOROBUCCI, they have
started changing their names to
Ebolasexy, EbolaDiva, Ebola Pearl,
EbolaChic, EbolaDuchess, EbolaCutie. Etc...

Abeg someone should inform them
that Ebola na disease o!!... I don talk
my own.

- So my friend invited me to attend this church programme last night tagged "KOBOKO NIGHT: MY FATHER!, MY FATHER!! THAT WITCH MUST DIE". There was this man who has been coughing through out the duration of the programme. During deliverance session, the pastor started shouting "If you have be afflicted by any kind of Sickness or you need anything from the lord, Come Out!!!" the man who was in his mid 40s went out to the altar. The pastor after reading the bible portion of the man who sat by the pool of Bethsaida asked him "What do you want the lord to do for you?". The man replied "I want to be made whole", the Pastor retorted "What is troubling you?" the man answered "EVD" the Pastor looking shocked said "Mr. Man What do you mean by EVD", the man turned around to look at the congregation and again faced the Pastor and answered "Ebola Virus". Ebola wetin? Before I know wetin happen Pastor shoe dey fly for air, I no no when hin reach main gate, Everybody do scatter everywhere. Naso people dey shout "Chisos!!!", "Not my portion!!"

texaco1:
amaechi needs to ask alams , what a sitting president can do

chiover: Old man!! Nigerians would never vote you in, just use your time and money for other meaninful things sir! As for the post of president,you won't smell it again. We are tired of picking from the recycling bin. Fresh,young and energetic individuals like Obama e tal abounds in the country and we are ready to vote for them. Sir with boldness and due respect to you,I urge you to retire from active politics and face your family biko. We dont want 70 years and above in power again

nne3870: Buhari is a failure
He will remain a failure.
Even if he contests again, he would still fail!
I have no business with failures.
Clueless boko haram sponsor

obisage: i know Buhari can not afford not to stop contesting.
sometimes i wish he could be given like 1 yr trial period to rule Nigeria.
because he has cried enough,
sometimes he crys as though the transformation of Nigeria only lies in his hands

rhymz: hahahah. . . So now you don't even smoke your own fish but earlier on you made claims of smoking 5 tonnes of fish. . . You make me laugh go and tell your lies to learners. And No, the name Bomi fish does not ring a bell anywhere in Lagos, not in ikeja or anywhere else.

rhymz: hahahahah. . . The more you try the more you sound like an excited kiddo. You must be some financial magician; raised only 3000 cat fishes, smoked "5 tonnes of catfish". . .lol. . i doubt you understand your preposterous claims and from it you were able to put two people on a payroll, wow! What a finacial genius. But Oga big man you maths does not add up, I don't see how 3000 catfishes will give you an equivalence of over 5tonnes of dry mass smoked catfish. By the way, 3000 catfish in 2yrs is a total failure, with your level of excitment one would have expected more. . Am not impressed.
By the way, you did not say if you paid of your debt as well, abi your financial magic no reach there?

rhymz: The fact is not everyone in the programme will succeed and even amongst those that will succeed they will definitely encounter problems that will not be helped by the conditions that they were forced to agree to. Besides, it shows how small-minded and excited you are, comparing a social programme organized by government and the MDGs designed to empower people to banks that exist solely to make profit while helping you. Banks are not there to give you interest free loans or empower you without sharing in your profits, they exist for business not social welfare or empowerment, if you can not tell the differences, I can understand your intellectual lack. By the way, I never said my Uncle failed in his agro-business, the man's business is too big to fail just at the death of 2000 fishes, that was just one of the many occurences that sometimes can not be controlled by human efforts no matter how meticulous and brilliant you are. It is not about positive thinking, it is about have a well rounded plan so you dont have to suffer loses you can't overcome in the process. What do tou know any way, you are just an excited kid just starting out freshly with prospects though, but you will learn in the process and come to understand what my arguments realy are, I just hope you donllt learn it the hard way.

rhymz: You are not getting the point here young man, that is the problem with an average Nigerian youngstar, many lack the ability to be holistic and thorough in their analysis of processes. I don't get excited by the mere thoughts of prospects and positive thoughts alone, there is a thing in business called contingencies i.e in simple terms, plan B, a method of controlling a process or at least stopping a situation from getting worse.
I operate a Poultry farm myself and trust me, the experiences you get from practice is nothing similar to what your instructor teaches you. For instance, for poultry experiences, there are diseases occassioned by wheather change that can kill all your birds in a matter of days, what happens then? Do you go to them and explain to them that all your birds just died like that? Who will believe you? Is it that idiot they call Prince Momoh that is so full of himself that he feels he has seen it all?
Let me give you another instance, my Uncle bought 2000 fingerlings and put in his pond, after like 2wks, palm fruits from a palm tree close to the fish ponds fell into the pond and guess what? They all died? Till as I write, my Uncle and the owner of the palm tree are at it threatening fire and brimstone. Imagine such eventualities happening to a person that has only borrowed a loan to do all these things only to face these kind of stuff, you run into troubles. This goes beyond whether you signed knowing fully well the consequencies, if actually it is a government programme to help empower this people, then it should not be set up in a way that benefactors are susceptible to falling into debts and troubles just in a bid to avail themselves the opportunities. You are just starting out, don't start acting like you have got it all figured out wait until you are able to start making profits and pay off the debt. Close to 500 people attend this programme, can they boast and say in every of the batches close to 90% of these people succed? And you know what happens when you donllt succeed? You become a helpless debtor. That is where contingencie would have helped to address. You guys need to stop getting unecccessarily excited, I have been in this business long enough to know that it is not black and white as sold to you learners.
When they want to get high on positivism the play videos of benefactors that have gotten the loan and kick start the business, they dont tell you if the person has been able to make profits, pay off the loan and still remain in business, do they?
Starting off does not mean you have succeeded my dear, anyone can start those agro businesses longevity is the true test of success. Besides, it is most likely that very few were even able to kick start the business what about the majority that couldn't? They unwittingly fall into a vicious cycle of debt. Then the next thing, their guarantors become agents of harrassment and government intimidation. Abeg relax jor, they need to be sincere with what they hope to achieve with the scheme, with the way it is presently constituted, they are turning more youngstars to debtors than they are helping to become self reliant. If you dou t me, tell them to publish their success and failure rates, you will be shocked to your marrow how these guys are getting people into debts in the guise of rendering help.

rhymz: of course it is a very laudable scheme if well intended and planned well with all sincerity of purpose. However, some criminal officials have obviously hijacked the process, it is like they want you to be frustrated to the point you start worrying about your NYSc discharge certificate and not the loan that obviously has been diverted.
Another aspect that must not be overlooked is have contingent plan for eventualities. It is very unrealistic for the organizers to assume that everyone is going to succeed in realizing the aims of the project if they do everything right. You can do everything right and still fail, that is a fact, why should participants be 100 liable if for instance if they fail due to factors they can not control or stop? It is absurd and wicked abeg.

kohlar88:
Hmmmm....Or perhaps you meant "Learn 2 appreciate anything u come across"

Cox Truth be told..I definitely appreciate this one. Itz just that I happen to be a Die-Hard fan of the beautiful language and I just cant fold my arms and watch u murder it in such a manner.

And please try changing your future ambition sir. I don't want Nigerians getting slayed merely listening to your grammatical blunders. We already have more than enough problems....Or better still...Rather than take pictures of your famished self....Please try and Go back 2 your books...Brighter Grammer series will do u so much good cox as it is...U must be a learner....

#JustSaying

Plus...Is that actually a gap tooth?...Looks to me like someone lost a tooth in a tussle.....And Please is that a Suit or a Coat ( I can remember vividly dat one of my uncles used one of those in the early 90's)

Of cos you are handsome...Very goodlooking I must confeSs...U are just a perfect replica of the Yoruba Actor popularly known as...."Ajigijaga....

kohlar88:
Hmmmm....Or perhaps you meant "Learn 2 appreciate anything u come across"

Cox Truth be told..I definitely appreciate this one. Itz just that I happen to be a Die-Hard fan of the beautiful language and I just cant fold my arms and watch u murder it in such a manner.

And please try changing your future ambition sir. I don't want Nigerians getting slayed merely listening to your grammatical blunders. We already have more than enough problems....Or better still...Rather than take pictures of your famished self....Please try and Go back 2 your books...Brighter Grammer series will do u so much good cox as it is...U must be a learner....

#JustSaying
Badt guy. Y u come finish d guy like that nah? Nice one though.
Plus...Is that actually a gap tooth?...Looks to me like someone lost a tooth in a tussle.....And Please is that a Suit or a Coat ( I can remember vividly dat one of my uncles used one of those in the early 90's)

Of cos you are handsome...Very goodlooking I must confeSs...U are just a perfect replica of the Yoruba Actor popularly known as...."Ajigijaga....

jagboade: can u pls talk about d smoking process

miqos02: @aquatic, i met a market woman last week who has on display some nicely packaged smoked catfisf on display,i asked her where she got them from she said they were imported from thailand,she said they can stay in that same state for a year,when i asked her why she didnt buy from nigeria she said the smoked fishes dont last long,i think fish farmers should begin to discuss how to preserve the fishes and probably export them