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Bolade005:
Lol why does everybody including Snazzygirl find my convo with MsNas totally repugnant?. Ha, can't a brother reach out to a sister no more?

Bolade005:
I do not forgive easily but how could I not listen when you pleaded on his behalf, Naseerah. That's your name right?

MsNas:
Good man.

MsNas:
Oya, haff quote you. Do your shakara

Bolade005:
Brother, I am not fighting that kid and bro not all newbies SHOUT like this kid I'm trying to teach some manners. Again, MrRoyce is new there too and he doesn't make a fuss about the whole American ish. I wish him well though.

DonX001:
Bros, you wasted my time by bringing to this thread to read this crap.
Kindly find out the meaning of hilarious.....or get a lesson teacher before you create nairaland threads.
Otondo!

whizqueen:
:Dthat must have been the marriage proposal lines of patrick obiagbon. Lmao

My huge,happy, hilarious heart is throbbing tumultuously, tremendously, triumphantly with a lingering, lasting, long-lived love for you.
As I gaze into your bewildering,
beauteous, bounteous, beaming eyes, I
am literally lonesomely lost in a dazzling,
daring, delightful dream in which your fair,
felicitous, fanciful face is ever present like
a colossal, comprehensive constellation.
Will you be my sweet, smiling, soulful,
satisfied spouse?

jenns:
My post is somehow "weird" but after reading "exxy" wahala, me sef go explain what my fwend is going through.
Please my sentences might be disjointed but try to read btw the lines.(( I dey the company wey I wan write test for one job#No vex oga's))
30% of guyz that comes to this forum to ask information about how to obtain a student visa to obamaland to study also have the same plans of getting to US, then falling out of status or hustling to get Green card.((Fact gotten from random people))
Here's the story....
He(John) met a lady(Juliet) here on this forum when she came here asking for help on how to get a student visa & she was eventually granted.
They travelled together & juliet sheltered him for a year, but he later found out that her true intention was to go over, hustle & get married just for the Green Card which she eventually worked out for her .
Romeo happens to be a "cute dude" cos he always had luck with ladies anywhere he goes even back then in NYSC days .
My padi is now in love with a good 9ja gurl but the other lady is threatning to set him up maybe through drugs or any means if he eventually dates any girl and his scared of deportation .
Am so worried cos I intend staying with him pending the time I rent my own apartment cos am not that financially bouyant .

Please do I defer my admission cos am also not financially good & please what the best advice for my friend cos he's living like a prisoner right now.
Akanta sef get conscience pass Nigerians for yankee#Obamaland dun collect our 9ja culture/SAD MODE

I would answer any questions later.

Audreyy:
U cnt speak English..nd u re criticizing someone's schl..wtf is cults?

ferdimako:
Going to Tennessee for an ugly old wife comes to mind.

eistien:
E good for the guy.

























Abi dem send am message?

Akranez:
Why?
Why can't people just obey the laws in Indonesia.
Production, transit, import and possession of narcotics (Law No. 22/1997 on Narcotics) carries the death penalty..
Shikena..

Akranez:
Eyaaa..
What a pity..
Get rich or die trying.. Na 50 cent cause am..

(CNN)—Indonesia has executed six people --including five foreign nationals -- for drug offenses, setting off a diplomatic storm.
Brazil and the Netherlands, whose citizens were among those executed, condemned the killings, and recalled their ambassadors to Indonesia for consultations in response.
The executions, carried out by firing squad
shortly after midnight Sunday local time, were
the first under Indonesia's new president Joko
Widodo.

Citizens of Malawi, Nigeria and Vietnam were also executed, along with an Indonesian woman, officials said. Brazi's President Dilma Rousseff issued a statement expressing indignation at the execution of Brazilian Marco Archer Cardoso Moreira, saying the incident "severely affected" relations between the two countries. She also offered sympathies to Moreira's family. Rousseff "deeply regret(ted)" that her personal appeals for clemency, including one made via telephone, had been ignored by Widodo in proceeding with the execution, said the statement.

Moreira, 53, who was caught at Jakarta airport
with 13 kilograms of cocaine in 2003, was the
first of his countrymen ever to be legally
executed abroad, Brazilian officials said.
Brazil has also been lobbying on behalf of another of its nationals facing execution in Indonesia, Rodrigo Gularte.

I do hope others like him would learn from this and embrace hard work.

However, don't forget to Vote for the GMB/OSINBAJO Ticket.

Teeboy22:
its dam cost...emirates is $882

dejiomos:
dayuuum....anyway its d short booking interval sha, do have a safe trip.
Whic sch u got into?? Pm lets talk more...

biikeys:
You can cancel within 24 hours..get a refund and go for a cheaper option rather than directly on their website

dejiomos:
For how much??

dejiomos:
TRy to book online via waka now, it makes much sense i swear, booked Etihad airline wif den online, Lagos to Washington DC, and paid less dan 150k. Arrived 2days ago.
Always refresh d page and look for d best deal , wat u see is wat u get to pay for.

cao:
Then simply find the subtitled one or download the subtitle file.

aadeyi:
Where in the US are you headed bro

Teeboy22:
where precisely In Usa

Teeboy22:
...chosee...emirates...qatar air ,ethipian..dey r cheap aoo...sheyb na lagos -Us abi

coobboy:
No it's not, they'll surely have their gain in it

esere826:
28 ) THE END?

I think I've largely exhausted what we need to know and do to improve our career in the UK, and would be officially rounding off. I need to concentrate on other things. Wow. THANK GOD FOR THE ENTIRE EXPERIENCE

The whole experience reminds me of the story of the arabian or persian prince that had the habit of beheading his new brides after the first night. Many chicks tried stuff to keep him interested, pretty facees, dancing skills, rolling hips, bedmatics etc. None worked. This one girl came in and told an interesting story every night that never got finished. Well he was interested in getting to the end of the story, and had to have her for keeps.

In the book, "the richest man in babylon' Algamish confesses that 'an old tongue likes to wag'. (I no old o, jus speaking figuratively). I initially thought of writing a book on this, and maybe organising some seminars. But haven't got enough time presently, and society does change. I wouldn't want to store some information that would be useful now but probably less valuable in the future. This has therefore been a blessed oppurtunity for me.

Thanks to justwise, queensmith, salsera, hustla242, emysandy, eduson33, playboy19, jidewin life_style and osram for making important inputs and indulging me the space to spew it all out. Thanks also to all readers of the posts. And by the way, although I would like all 9jrians in the UK to read this post and use it effectively, the truth remains that this won't be the case. And anyways, if everyone one reads an actually practice what I've written, it would largely become worthless. the reason being that competitive advantage is only gained when there is information asymmetry. This knowledge kept me pushing on, despite my not having a larger audience which I would have preferred.

Hope this helps our friends and loved ones in pushing past the plastic ceilings that exists in UK careers.


Finally, I am also reminded of one of the stories in the '48 laws of power' of how everyone in a village drank from water that made everyone go crazy except a group of friends. The group of friends were now the ones considered as being crazy. One by one, the friends went off to drink the water and also became crazy (normal), untill the last one, He too abandoned is sanity and drank also; he became part of the new normal .

The crazy waters of NL beckons. I must drink and abandon this uptight role I placed on myself. ....Enjoy the normalcy of cursing and swearing, laughing and crying, ah ...............chasing and being chased




Where are the chicks? -whether yellow, black or white, theyr'e precious in my sight. Time to go atoasting


and by the way, 'u dey craze?'