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Thank God for the safe delivery.

gnykelly:
his father was a baker.

Lol...I guess his father forgot to check the oven when he was in there.

This man got burnt in the womb? Did he overbake?

Or maybe its the scorching northern sun

Nigeria can't win the fight against corruption because those who are supposed to do the fighting are also corrupt.

Monalisa and black arrow have got nice bumps.
Congrats to them.

We need Grammy awards please

Get well soon honey
That man will never know peace

This is worth celebrating, after so many years without a child. I'm really happy for them.

Biko, wetin that woman put for hair?

Very dry conversation. They lack punch lines, not funny at all

So why is this news?

My fellow Nigerian girls up there, God bless una hussle . I see independent women

You hate girls. Who you do? Na yourself you do because you'll end up being a lone ranger.

There are a thousand and one men in the world.

Who told you it was an accident?

Aunty Chika, your hair doesn't go well with your skin tone.

She wants you to stay away because you guys are still kids, you are too young to be in a relationship. She probably has the teenage pregnancy fear, which is normal for girls her age. So please let her be and focus on finishing secondary school

Tajbol4splend:
Lol, ain't that what you wanted

I meant too much of those things.

Tajbol4splend:
Would you tag along? We seem to have things in common, things such as

Not calling you

Not visiting you

Not pecking you

And not holding you.

I bet you will enjoy your relationship with me, so are we good to go?

You should find your way to a seminary. That's where you belong

Cholls:
my sister BoosBae how old her you?

40years

It's not bisola's birthday. Op stop posting rubbish.

CondomSir:
Hahaha I thought girls don't wanna be single?

Really? I'm an exception.

Being single does it for me.

I enjoy my peace and freedom. I hate the fact that one bobo would just cling to me all day. All the calls, hanging out, explaining why I couldn't pick up the phone, fighting, etc.

I hate flies! Aarrgh

To make things worse, I can't watch my favourite Disney movies without someone interrupting me, forcing me to watch 24: legacy, champions league, EPL and the rest.

Biko I need my life back.

Biko I'm looking for the 'thin' in thintalltony
And thintalltony isn't thin.

She's glowing.
There's this joy and happiness you get when your husband finally finds you
And when you're happy, you glow

See her lovely body shape. Flat tummy on point.

Hello madam, what could be the issue? If he really tries his best to satisfy you as you claim, then telling him what works for you in the bedroom shouldn't be a problem. From what you wrote, he's clearly not getting something right, he hasn't been able to discover what really turns you on.

I think you should show him the way to giving you that pleasure, since you derive it from other means or you are not just attracted to your man sexually. If you continue this way, cheating on him isn't far away and that would spell doom in your marriage.

You shouldn't be afraid of embracing your sexuality. Speak up.

Ozokwor will show somebody pepper . Adesuwa get ready....

RealHaute:
*handshake*
WWIII has come and gone.
OMG! You just violated the terms of the ceasefire by typing "scrotum". Should we go back to war?

Lol, I didn't violate any rule. You are on your own o

RealHaute:
Okay. I apologize. No need to plant mines on my lawn. But you were disrespectful to the groom-to-be too.

It's up there for everyone to see, so how was it disrespectful?? I wasn't talking about his scrotum nau, haba

Well, apology accepted.

RealHaute:
Smh...didn't you see the quotation marks? Someone cannot even be discreet with you. You'll just out the person without knowing. Pay close attention next time.

I'm not interested in your quotation marks. I don't do disrespectful jokes. Smh

RealHaute:
But we both know you have 'beards' somewhere else, or don't you? Is it not unkempt?

Olodo! You can't have beards somewhere else. Are you a graduate?? I weep!