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chelseabmw: I think this post should make the front page

M M M: Wrong section !!!

Which 1 is d best alcohol drink 4 young men like me?

1. Hot drinks with ice.
2. Champagne.
3. Red wine.
4. White wine.
5. Beer.
6. Etc.

I dont just know why i luv alcohol.

Seun anytime u open alcohol section or even drugs sections,
i will be d moderator.

Mods pls u can move dis thread but dont delete.
Tanx

house u can derail.

ebamma: We all know what women
don't like in men, but do
we have even the slightest
idea about what type of
women put off men? Here
is the lowdown on the
personality types men
don't like at all.
Cribber: Women who crib,
talk negatively and belittle
people are a great turn-
off. Sure we all have our
bags full of complaints,
but it is one thing to
complain once in a while,
and it's something else to
crib big time 24x7 about
every issue or every
person one comes across.
Men can't understand why
a woman has to crib and
bitch all the time. Either
you do something about
the issue or stop
complaining - it's as
simple as that.
Weight-watcher: 'Oh
can't have beer, it has 150
calories', 'I must hit the
gym everyday' - if these
are your favourite
catchwords, you have
trouble coming your way.
There is only so much diet,
exercise regimens men
can take and if you are too
conscious, a man is likely
to be exasperated.
Women need to know
when to give in 'without
throwing their weight
around'!
In-law basher: Agreed
only the fortunate are
blessed with a good set of
in-laws. So if you are not
one of the lucky ones, will
you constantly bash them
up verbally? They are
somebody's parents and if
you don't have anything
nice to say something
about them, don't say
anything. How does that
sound?
Worker bee: If you are
buzzing nineteen to a
dozen only about the
presentations you have to
make for the boss,
deadlines, colleagues, HR
head and the office janitor
- it's obvious you have
nothing else to talk about.
A man may want to know
about your interests, your
views on him, and more,
but you prefer to hide
behind 'work' all the time.
If you want a man, any
man actually - get a life
first.
Agony aunt: There are
some women who
constantly feel they are an
'advisory body'. They feel
it is their business to hear
out the whines of
everyone around them
and suggest suitable
solutions. They are so
deeply involved in this
part-time job that they
inadvertently sound like
they are advising you as
well. Nobody wants to
date a mom, you know.

lari03: where is M M M ?

bennyraz: @Mr.r231. Please permit my indulgence, i don't know what to call it.



[b]I didn't know words could get into the head of some people.. SMH,LOFL,LMAO @Sexskillz! That dude banned me for complaining. Really he must be feeling cool with himself/congratulating himself right now, ''i picture him saying i've done a good thing'' to himself. celebrating with a bottle of coke & biscuit'' And me, i'm just.. Laughing @ is I.Q. What he couldn't acheive in jan, feb, march, april, may, june. He has acheived in July.. A personal vendetta indeed. A very big congratulations to you my friend sexskillz for the biggest & greatest acheivement u've ever acheived on NL. Kudo's to Admin, Mr.Seun and our beautiful supermod Madam mukinatu for giving u d platform to lead in ur head. Sexkillz, True leaders are rare my friend, you're not in their class PS. I'm not a goat on Nl, i'm a sheep on NL(real world, i'm a genius ) so don't think i will create another i.d (Sexkillz, killz, ~killz~, @richy, Trojay e.t.c) just like you did against jaybee to start chasing u around NL romance Cuz that's what u want & i'm not juvenile like you to do such.. You feel it's a game and u want me to play No! You're loser at the very first. I confronted u with words and d best u could do is diffuse like fart & place a ban on my user id for laying a complain/allegation against your Egocentric/Thing godish character.. '' A typical Nigerian man intoxicated with power'' i dey laugh @ you.. if this is the type of leader we nurture in Nigeria, then this country is in deep trouble[/b] Mr.SEUN & madam mukinatu gave u the priviledge to lead, not because u were the best, but because you were obssesed with it. It was like a do or die for you. And me, i'm just here laughing at you character. How funny if u like sexskillz, extend my ban from july 14th to july 14th 2013.. I don't really care. What i care about is how to make more money, enhance my career, read news on NL, play around e.t.c

i'm laughing at sexkillz, u can't spoil my fun on NL. It's part of my leisure ground




A BENNYRAZNAIJA FLICK''

slimyem: recycled thread...
toothbrushes are too cheap to not have a personal one....but in desperate situations, ,if you can do much eeew-er things with your wife,sharing a toothbrush is no big deal.

crusifis: Please no insults, i need genuine answers. I've been chyking this girl for like 8 months now, anytime i call her, she always answers well (although she never calls me back), whenever i call her ;whether for a date or to come to my place, she always comes (though i have never tried being intimate with her). and we chat well on 2go (she neva buy BB). but the problem is, whenever i ask her, lets make dis relationship official, as in she being my girlfriend, she talks a lot of stories. should i leave dis girl or have patience

tellwisdom: Mumu Pikin

Timmyspaco: Wz ur view,i jst tot abt n feel i shld share it wit d house

Sijo01: & you have to quote everything to make your point known


Op, your sermon is lengthy like this on a PC, i wonder how its like on mobile.

marvelck: Testing A Woman...there're so many ways a man can test a woman just to know if she's good or bad or the right woman for him. Some men test girls via cooking (to know if she's a good cook). You know we have girls who cant cook but like eating out alot. these type of girls like eating fried rice and chicken with salad everyday. you find them at eateries in the morning, afternoon and evening. they dont bother to even use their pot for one day to cook or cook for their guy. everytime, its honey lets go to Genesis or Mr. Biggs and eat or buy this or that food (buy shawama). they dont even know if the guy might be testing her or noting this habit of hers. so, cooking is one important area most men test a wife to be. they also test women via neatness, organization and home management. we have men who would like to know if a woman is clean and neat, organized and knows how to manage a home before marrying her. they set tests for girls in these areas just to know how good they are. you know we have girls who are not organized one bit. they sleep and wake up anytime they like. even if they are working. they leave their dirty clothes anyhow and everywhere. they leave their undies and other things hanging everywhere. they leave half eaten meal on the table or in the sink for days without washing them. using work or tiredness as an excuse. we have such girls. especially in this time and age. cos back in the days, most of our girls were very hardworking, neat and they know what to do and when to do them. they wash plates, clothes and clean the house when its suppose to be done. they hardly leave today's tasks till the next day. they were very organized. that's why men rush to marry them those days. unlike what's happening now. so, men use this to test girls. and once they notice you are not clean, neat or organized they might decide not to marry the girl again, cos of this. a woman can also be tested via her manners. men always want to know if a woman is well mannered or not before marrying her. cos character matters alot when marrying a woman. if a man ends up marrying a woman with bad character, you're on your own. and anything you see later, its yours to carry. though some ladies do pretend to be good and sweet when a man wants to marry them. but after marrying such girls, they now show their real colour. many men have fallen for such a trick, only to regret it later. some are lucky to walk out of it alive while others live with it for the rest of their lives. so, men dont joke with it when looking for a lady to marry. character comes first. a woman can also be tested in the area of being hardworking and prudent. some guys can give their girlfriends some money to hold for them (which they might not collect from her again), just to test her and know if she can keep the money safe or manage it well for them. Girls usually fail this kind of test alot. especially those ones that are extravagant or tend to feel they must spend to look good (for their guys) always. and once a man notice you're not good with money or prudent, him go begin fear you. cos most men need a prudent woman by their side, to help them plan and manage their finances very well. and not those ones that would come and lavish it anyhow. since there are men who find it hard to be prudent (save money) and as a result, needs a prudent woman as a wife. and there are men who cos of lust for a girl, do block their sense of reasoning when testing a girl. once the girl is sexy or very good in bed but bad in other areas. they overlook her bad side and decide to marry her cos of her bedmatics. guys do this alot. some have married a girl cos she's sexy and good in bed. only to regret it later. cos such girls hardly make good wives. once they know a man is lusting after them and enjoys sex more than anything else in the marriage, they use it to have a strong hold of such a man/husband. And the other test and which is very important is taking a girl to meet a guy's family or mother-in-law to be. many girls dread this particular meet/test alot. Except for those ones who have gone through it before and have learnt from their previous mistakes. so, most of them go out of their way to be/look nice, sweet, godly and look like a born again before their mother-in-law to be. they even end up over doing things. just to satisfy the guy's mother. Cos we do have guys who do whatever their mothers ask them to do. especially when it comes to choosing a life partner. Like the film i saw recently titled " Heaven on Earth" where a mother was competing with her son's wife for his love and attention. her over bearing influence on her son had a negative effect on their marriage. she virtually turned the guy against his wife, made him a wife batterer and also intigated alot of quarrels, fights and problems in their marriage, before the battered wife finally decide to walk out of the marriage. we do have mother-in-laws like that. we call them monster-in-law. And girls generally dont like guys that are mummy's boy. they see such mothers as a threat to their own happiness, safety and comfort in their home/marriage. So, once a girl passes all or most of these tests, she's as good as becoming the man's wife. Except yawo con gas later...Abi no be so?

ayobase: U asked a question and answered it yourself...nothing to discuss again there!

sexkillz: Idowuogbo and Ijebabe have been banned for derailing this thread.

Slimyem, a mod has answered you already. . .

slimyem: does that sound like answers to you or mere criticism.
Those are rants/opinions (which make no sense to me) and are not from a mod in this section and as such do not answer my question.....except of course if you tell me those rants mirror your answers or that of the other moderator exactly!
Here is the question again...why can't i say a thread is boring or bullshit-which is most times my unbiased opinion... if it sounds that way to me?
...and how come mods can say the same when a thread sounds that way to them....?
Are there certain words only the mods are priviledged to use and other users are not?
If there are,why not make a list of such words so that we know them as another batch of rules and regulations on this forum..