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englishmart:
kai, this is a very touching Chinese story of how a man seized a gun from a police officer and killed the police man.
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: 汦睯攺

makapella:
Madonna not macdonald fool..nah fast food ni?

vicktaur:
Lol ... no b only mcdonald na Mr bigs

henrylowe:
Very hilarious experience you've got up there Tosyne. Let me also share mine since there's nothing to be ashamed about

I dated this lady for a few months but the only barrier to effective display of our love in Tokyo was the fact that her parents were unnecessarily being strict which prevented us from having the opportunity to see each other but did more of phone conversation. In fact, I dare not visit her and even when she managed to sneak of the house to visit me, she would be very conscious of time for the fear of being scolded if her parents ever found her missing in the house.

One day, on a Friday to be precise, she called me to come and sleep over at her place as her parents were going for a vigil. As a sharp guy now, I smiled to God for answering my prayer. I went to the bathroom, got dressed and also lied to my own parents that I was also going for a vigil, I was granted amnesty by money dad and I headed to her place around 11pm. The whole show started for couple of minutes after which we both slept off (I don't expect anybody to ask me what the show was )

When it was around 4am, there was a knock on the door that was when I knew he was in deep mess. Her parent came earlier than expected. Ordinarily, according to her, she assured me that her parents would not return back until past 5am, but this time I guess things went out of hand.

After few minutes of discombobation on where to hide, I decided to hide beneath the curtain of the toilet located in the axis of the sitting room so that I would quietly sneak out through the main door as soon as they enter into their room. As God will have His way, I successfully hid there, she went to the door, open it and greeted her them. I heard her father playfully told her she no dey use sleep play and all that. She was heading back to her room when calamity happened

Her mother went straight into their room as her father headed towards the toilet to pee before going in with his wife. Seee gbege !!! Before I could say Jack, her father opened the curtain of the toilet and caught me. I thought of running for my dear life but on a second thought the door was already locked with keys so no where to run to

He pointed a torch light on my face and the first question was "what are you doing in my house"? I became a deaf and dumb person at that instance. (Who fit answer dat kind question? ). The man started shouting at the top of his voice and started calling neighbours that he had caught a thief in his house. I began to plead saying "Sir, I came to take your daughter Mathematics lesson and I carelessly slept off". A 50kg slap was registered on my face and he began to beat me mercilessly. When it was dawn, the police came and bundled me to the station since my girlfriend who was in the best position to save him also denied ever knowing me because she knew her head would be ripped off if she made a confession

I was granted a bail later in the day when the she finally confessed that I wasn't a thief


Lalasticlala come and share yours too

ladyF:
Akamu and custard with moi moi

ify2nyce:
OK you can switch







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tpiar:
the op is not a landlord as I'm sure you know.

Maybe you and him are occupying the rat filled room he described on another thread.

akeensbussy:
it is only a kid that will have sex with a female and says I marked register. one thing u must know is this; if u have sex with a female and u say u marked register, she also marked register because she also had sex too. sex happens btw male and female and that is why it is called sex.

meanwhile, you lost (money)and she gains(had great sex) because she lost nothing. do u know how many men she has had sex with? it takes two to tango.

women need to get laid just has men needs to get laid. you both need sex. you both enjoy sex. she got nothing to loose.

I don't know why you guy think that when u have sex with a lady you have done something great. the same pleasure you derived she also derive from the sex, even more than u. except u rape her.

don't forget she is also human. she can pretend to get laid. it a senseless man that will have sex with the opposite and be happy about it. women can also use u to quench their sexual urge. be wise!