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[quote author=2s£xy]God bless you. It's espected that as a lady, you should know the trajectory(lemme borrow the physics term) and projection of a relationship. I don't know if many girls just don't have the courage to ask or discuss things with their bofy.

Many don't even know how to handle a relationship...[/quote]amen....like seriously it shld be if ur dumb enuff to nt know aw 2 handle a relationship,den don't get into it,and start blaming someone like its ur birthright,

190: what is wrong with you why laffin all over the place

Do u want me 2 mourn after seein all uncle nwakego has typed

demelza: Use your brain when replying my posts. What stops Don Jazzy from picking up the phone and calling his artiste first? What respect have both of them garnered from airing their sordid laundries in public?
Look at the way they are being ridiculed on here, does it make sense?
If there was no twitter, would he have used a towncrier?
If you cant comprehend my posts, dont quote me.

most of dem are idiot idiots ...dey don't think before dey type...they need 2 be locked up.nuisances!

nerodenero: Maybe you were one of those numerous people who condemned Dbanj, saying he was an ingrate. How time flies!!! ow that.

are u high on somtin?were in my posts av u eva seen me condenmin Dbanj ....mstweeew

Monicasque: at least ladies act up and creat lies what about men? because they will string the poor lady along all in the name of not knowing how to end thing then the poor soul will only find out that she was dumped a long time ago when she hears that you are getting married to some girl tomorrow

dats y as a woman u av 2 knw were ur relationship is goin,aw tins are runnin,u shld be able 2 see d red card urself if a guy doesn't like u again...u don't av 2 hold on 2 his apron string till he tells u to go 2 hell in a way he knows best.

writers4hire: Please when last did omotola star in a movie, not to talk of a successful one?

we stil have retards like dis in dis century,...LAWD AV MARCY...down syndrome is bad .stupId queshun mstweeew

DON JAZZy Is so immature with is big head,sluggish bastar.d.....I like d wAy wande is answerin him,no time 4 unneccesary drama!

Caracta: As for me, i grew up with a lot of brothers and male cousins. I was attached to them...unlike my only sis. I fight/argue with my sis a lot..it's either we are quarelling about shoes or bags or a new dress i have that she doesn't have, or the dress mum bought for me that she wasn't given. Constant arguments...so i sought solace from my brothers and male acquaintances who wouldn't drag my shoes with me

Again, growing up, i saw male friends as Defenders of the Universe. I was always running my mouth and i got into a lot of trouble. I could talk but i couldn't fight. So when someone wants to beat me, i run to my big brothers. They either fight or bully them away. Girls can't do that. The best my sister could do was beg them not to beat me. That's boring

I'm attracted to big guys...i mean in size. And i think it's because i grew up with BIG boys with broad chest and strong shoulders. So over time, i have more male friends than female friends.

Girls run their mouths anyhow and leak secrets over a bowl of popcorn. Guys (most of them) don't have time for petty talks. Girls sulk and cry when you hurt their feelings and keep malice for months. Guys talk to you about it immediately and 'force' an apology from you, especially when they are true friends.

Don't you jist love them?

SO ONPOINT . ....gurls can be so annoyin....

Caracta: As for me, i grew up with a lot of brothers and male cousins. I was attached to them...unlike my only sis. I fight/argue with my sis a lot..it's either we are quarelling about shoes or bags or a new dress i have that she doesn't have, or the dress mum bought for me that she wasn't given. Constant arguments...so i sought solace from my brothers and male acquaintances who wouldn't drag my shoes with me

Again, growing up, i saw male friends as Defenders of the Universe. I was always running my mouth and i got into a lot of trouble. I could talk but i couldn't fight. So when someone wants to beat me, i run to my big brothers. They either fight or bully them away. Girls can't do that. The best my sister could do was beg them not to beat me. That's boring

I'm attracted to big guys...i mean in size. And i think it's because i grew up with BIG boys with broad chest and strong shoulders. So over time, i have more male friends than female friends.

Girls run their mouths anyhow and leak secrets over a bowl of popcorn. Guys (most of them) don't have time for petty talks. Girls sulk and cry when you hurt their feelings and keep malice for months. Guys talk to you about it immediately and 'force' an apology from you, especially when they are true friends.

Don't you jist love them?

SO ONPOINT . ....gurls can be so annoyin....

Abu Mikey:


Uncle Nwakego, you now famzing because you are on NL ba?

Ok oo,

Meanwhille, Njideka, the girl you got pregnant said she is missing you oo

Nl fit make person craze!

190:
Sharrap dia!!

see your mouth like my brothers would skin him alive

your brothers nor dey fvck

or you wan tell us say you never fvck before

or na inside KFC or Mr Biggs toilet them for disvirgin you

see your spider mouth like publick place *mschewww*

190 is wicked ooo

Sagamite: Ki lo OMG ni be? (Wetin OMG there?)

Na you give am something to sniff?

Abi you force am?

Abeg, good riddance to any person that wants to ruin his life. I go come chop ponmo meat for im burial.

kaii .....

Urine: She is the "friend ".

thanks jare!

Ishilove: I fink so, brain

kaii ...NL peepz na wa!

brainzdh: Are you thinking wat I'm thinking?

ur crazy ooo....fu.cker ....I listen 2 it doesn't mean I do it

nerodenero: Seems the OP likes the dude . Anyway, addiction takes time to build and at the same time, to reverse the trend, it has to be a gradual process. Change is the only constant thing in life. Show him pictures of those who were addicts and eventually turned a new leaf. Make him believe he can change and it is possible for him to attain that change if he is willing and strong-willed to do so.

ur not cerious,he's just a friend ,yea I showed him pictures and he freaked out too

Thank u all for d advices, need 2 go and pull his hear asap....




And thanks mod 4 puttin dis onn d front page

yuzedo: okay. am a kind man. and a former dibbia. so i will help you and your suger daddy.

mix the intestine of a ants, + the blood of a gorila + the menstuation of a wall gecko + 3 cube of unicorn suger (dont use st.louis) + the burnt ashes of $10000 dollars note and one kolanut dat was grown on a pawpaw three. boil it in a agege bread nylons and den sniff it three time.

you will be okay.

Dont tenk me. tenk god.

weyrey

Sagamite: You get time.

To me, friend or no friend, he can go to hell. Let him sniff himself to death.

OMG!

iterator25: Oooboy junkies full this country oo... emmm.. booty butter chick abi wetin be your name, talk true, na you de smoke the gbana abi na your friend? ! Be honest

stop being a slowpoke

[quote author=Ayam_Kay]NDLEA no dey your state Call 'em up. If the n*gga spend 2weeks for cell, next time when u mention co... The guyman go enta ground before you even talk the ...caine
#just saying[/quote]

Mods please kindly move dis 2 front page its very important.




https://www.nairaland.com/1505010/nairalander-needs-how-stop-takin

Mods please kindly move dis 2 front page its very important.




https://www.nairaland.com/1505010/nairalander-needs-how-stop-takin

Hello fellow Nlders,I have a friend who loves taking kush,codeine,several shits and stuffs like that,and I noticed most people around him knows that because he even posts pictures of him sniffing shits on social networks and they don't even seem to care....

so I took time out today after thinking of how to make my approach and also saw that thread on majek fashek,so I picked up courage talked to him seriously and also showed him pictures of majek fashek,he freaked out and was like can I help him ,

What can he do to stop taking does things.......SO I decided to bring it down here....You should please drop any advice or procedure you feel is right for him.......

Nomski0: @bold So on point #team rap songs.

yes ke

[quote author=cashkid_is_back]lagos again ..frm plane crash to cholera outbreak to fire outbreak n nw dis..who shud be blamed for all dis disasterx [/quote]Ur stupidity .....No offence intended

Base ur mind on positivity,
and some people will stil come here with deir tribal thinking!

anitank: From "HOW MANY DAYS CAN U GO WITHOUT SPENDING MONEY" to "HOW OFTEN DO YOU CHANGE RINGTONE". Soon the next question would be "WHEN LAST DID YOU CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR"

And to think many very useful and educating topics are yet to make front page...mtcheew!

if its affecting u badly,simply open a thread dat u believe is reasonable and worths frontpage and let's see..... Dis is NL and not ur fathers house,we are all avin fun and nt complaing.....its nt neccesary u open a thread u don't like...haba....Too much kids on NL dis dayS......maybe I shld blame ASUU

cute bobo: One reason I don't use music as ringtone is the fact that, the tone take much time before the real music start

Dat is if ur ringtone is blues or naija songs ...dey can too dey waste time.....Team rap songs jorh



Current ringtone-lil wayne bitches love me,...dat beginin(am on a good kush and alcohol) makes people go crazy

6months or year gan and sometimes its permanently on silence!