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PoliticsRe: Nigeria: Targeted For Destruction by BootyOnMe: 6:12am On Nov 17, 2011
meonbooty:
^^^

Poosie.

V[b]a[/b]g[i]i[/i]na to be specific. Make sure say you don shave am oooo. I dont want to be scarred for life.
Ok.
I dey come.
Make I go shave am!
It will take a whole week though.
It has been a while. embarassed
PoliticsRe: Nigeria: Targeted For Destruction by BootyOnMe: 6:00am On Nov 17, 2011
meonbooty:
Iyawo, isnt it time you replace your profile picsure?
Who is your 'Iyawo'?
If I quench today I am flattered to know I will have a 'true' mourner in you. cheesy
You just can't wait for me to wake up huh?

Soooooooooo, which one do you want me to put up there? Nyansh or Breas-t? cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nigeria: Targeted For Destruction by BootyOnMe: 5:39am On Nov 17, 2011
Mu he he he he he

There are some things that are just waaaaaaaaaaay too laffable.

Place don destroy finish. . .some pipo dey tok 'targeted for destruction'!

cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Our Online Activites Are Being Monitored - Times Magazine by BootyOnMe: 5:24am On Nov 17, 2011
Na today?
Thank God no secret for my sweeeeeeeeeet life! cool
PoliticsRe: I’m Humbled By National Honour, Says Oshiomhole by BootyOnMe: 5:14am On Nov 17, 2011
meonbooty:
I thought you were from Agenebode in Edo. My Mother is from there as well. You need to stop talking shyyt abput Edo before I break bottle for ya pooosie
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PoliticsRe: 2,500 Members From Oyo Acn Return To Pdp by BootyOnMe: 5:09am On Nov 17, 2011
meonbooty:
No mind them jare.
Iyawo mi for cyber-land. When are we dancing merenge in my bedroom? No shangee yorrrr mind o
meonbooty:
Blazay, I am ho[b]r[/b]ny really bad. My roommate is banging his arab girfriend in the other room, and I can hear her moaning in her semi-coarse Yemeni voice, with occasional dirty talk. What is a Yorubababoon like me to do in times like this?
*in search of the perfect icon that says it all*

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PoliticsRe: 2,500 Members From Oyo Acn Return To Pdp by BootyOnMe: 4:57am On Nov 17, 2011
This wan na wetin my "Esan" peeps dey call. . . 'ofieh-keh. . . fieh-mu-reh'! cheesy

E-F-I-A-H!!!!

Mu he he he he he cheesy
Who say ashawo nor be work. . . abeg slap am 50 times for eaaaasssh ssssheeek!
PoliticsRe: Court Stops PDP From Conducting Governorship Primary In Bayelsa by BootyOnMe: 4:43am On Nov 17, 2011
Sooooooooooooooo, GEJ does not have control over what is happening in his own state as the 'dopemu' presido? grin
This Timpreye man must fight for that mandate o!
What nonsense!

The court made the pronouncement following a motion brought by Governor Timpreye Sylva, who was denied a return ticket.
You are not ACN with all that their 'WILD-WILD-WESTERN-ALAYE-AREA-FADA-AND-SONS-PASS-THE-BATON-TO-THE-NEXT-CULTIST-POLITICS!!!. . . This over-all distabilization of 'non-governance' should not be tolerated in PDP.

You MUST return. . . chop your own 8 years. . . then hand over.

No need wasting time and resources to exchange one politicak 'dofus' (aka AGBAYA) for another.

Thank you! kiss
PoliticsRe: Perform Or Be Sacked In 6 Months, Senate Warns New Nddc Board by BootyOnMe: 4:41am On Nov 17, 2011
See who wanno sack somebarry. . . . grin
PoliticsRe: I’m Humbled By National Honour, Says Oshiomhole by BootyOnMe: 4:37am On Nov 17, 2011
Before nko?
UGLY MOFO in the kingdom/land of supreme/divine UGLINESS!!!
That is why your state has kidnapping as the only lucrative source of livelihood.
Slaves of the South-South! kiss
CelebritiesRe: Get Your Personal Digital Cv Or Biography Website by BootyOnMe: 4:34am On Nov 17, 2011
Oh yeah?
The wan wey I dey do for NL nefa reaaaassssh? grin

No thanks!
Looking forward to cyber retirement.
My children will need my undivided attention soon. . . .as a single parent. cool
My husband is re-locating to Nigeria. . .AND I CAN'T WAIT! cool
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Barack Obama's Uncle Selling Liquor In Us +fears Deportation by BootyOnMe: 4:30am On Nov 17, 2011
Thank God for his white ancestry.
Na so-so efulefus full for that im papa AFRICAN side of the family.
All womanizers and drug addicts!
Na God save Barack! grin
CelebritiesRe: Haters Launch Petition To Take The Kardashians Off Television by BootyOnMe: 4:24am On Nov 17, 2011
Deleted!
Oooopsie duplicate post! kiss
CelebritiesRe: Haters Launch Petition To Take The Kardashians Off Television by BootyOnMe: 4:22am On Nov 17, 2011
Real haters!
When you choose to 'feast' on the lives of others even more than you worship your so-called GOD, be prepared to be duped!
Serves 'em haterzzzz right! kiss

Money don h-enter for bank.
Dem don casssh 'mugus + magas' finish!
Awon olodos!

I nor pity them! grin

Kim ma dia. . . abeg blow anoda lie give dem jobless, retar-ded peeps. . . !!!!! cheesy
Let 'em cry to church to be 're-duped' by their pastors and pastoresses all over again.

I have never watched any reality TV show or soap operas in my life.
About time these odes got lives of their own!

ShiiiiiiiYOOOOOOOOR!!!! cool
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Now A Musician? by BootyOnMe: 4:14am On Nov 17, 2011
Nice! kiss
Thank God nor be one of those yeye 'Gospel' songs!
CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw- 12 Years Of Marriage Ends by BootyOnMe: 4:10am On Nov 17, 2011
I have met this lovely creature in reality. . . she is truly gorgeous! kiss

I understand jare. . .sometimes this marriage dey taya porson!
Welcome to 'Christian DIE-vorcee life'.
Kpele o! grin
CelebritiesRe: Monalisa Chinda & Nse Etim No Longer Best Friends, Moves Out Of Lekki House by BootyOnMe: 4:08am On Nov 17, 2011
Good she moved out!
Never allow a Nigerian woman into your home. . .or any other woman for that matter.

You may 'kiss' the bride. . . Mmmmwhaaah!!!! tongue

Just one more thread to lock! wink
CelebritiesRe: Ghanaian Actress Yvonne Nelson Survives Food Poisoning by BootyOnMe: 4:05am On Nov 17, 2011
“At about 12:30 midnight Friday, she had to be rushed to the hospital for an injection. She was told it was food poisoning,”
Local peeps!
Everything is treated with an injection.
Her food was poisoned alright. . .BY POOR PRESERVATION AND THE ABSENCE OF ELECTRICITY!!!!

ShiiiiiiiYOOOOOR!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw’s Husband Impregnate Secretary; As Marriage Ends by BootyOnMe: 4:00am On Nov 17, 2011
The 12-year-old marriage that produced a daughter, we learnt, broke up on accusations of infidelity on both partners’ part. And eventually it emerged that the white man, who’s the Managing Director of Ledrop Nigeria Ltd (agents for Jack Daniels and Piper Hiedsieck champagne) had impregnated his secretary.
Is that all? grin
Dem nefa ready to marry.
Abeg wey my husband jor.
Time to reward him for his infidelity! kiss

Happy anniversary coming up!
I can't wait for what he has to give me next month for being the ultimate 'SUPA DARLING WIFE'! cool
CelebritiesRe: The Unveiling Of Nollywood Actor Chinedu Ikedieze's Bride To Be by BootyOnMe: 3:54am On Nov 17, 2011
Nice!
I wish them all the best! kiss
PoliticsRe: Information Minister Decries Increase In Social Media In Nigeria by BootyOnMe: 3:29am On Nov 17, 2011
Only in Africa!
PoliticsRe: Shameful Culture Of Prostitution Among Nigerian Females In Europe by BootyOnMe: 7:13am On Nov 16, 2011
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-803797.0.html

My fellow Edo ladies. . .this could happen to you.
Stop patronizing Nigerian politicians.
Go to the UK to sell your arzzzz instead.
Avoid Bini men! kiss
CelebritiesRe: Pstephanie Okereke And Genevieve's Look At The National Awards: Hot? by BootyOnMe: 6:50am On Nov 16, 2011
[img]http://1.bp..com/-yReJ2cVblhY/TsMTsVfi6zI/AAAAAAAAFMc/P6OYl2WaBpM/s280/%253D%253Futf-8%253FB%253Fc2NhbGVkX2RoMi5qcGc%253D%253F%253D-708529[/img]

Nice!
That Stephanie hair sha-sha!
E get as e be. grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Safe To Visitors - GEJ by BootyOnMe: 5:49am On Nov 16, 2011
I love this man!

He is so right. Nigeria is not safe for Nigerians. . .Only visitors. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Versus Ibori Who Is Smarter? by BootyOnMe: 5:20am On Nov 16, 2011
Relax101:
Buhari and Abiola said same thing about how irrelevant Igbo people are.
We all know the result.While one passed his anger to innocent corpers in the north by killing as many as he can, the other one was stopped by a so-called not-so-smart Igbo man from Oguta.
Relax101:
Tell me their result.
Before you look at any other's report card. . .it may be wise to go and look at yours first huh?
It stinks even worse.
Nothing like having 'cow dung' for brain cells I tellya!
Next thread please.
PoliticsRe: Don't Blame Gej, Blame The System by BootyOnMe: 4:58am On Nov 16, 2011
[size=20pt]I think Nigeria is on a gradual ride to hell and it has been like that for a long time. GEJ is unfortunate to be ruling Nigeria at a time when things have gotten worse and when the country is closer to oblivion.[/size]
Leave GEJ abeg.
GEJ can be likened to Obama. . . in one regard only.
It is easier to put your hand inside the lubricated anu-s of a shyting tortoise. . .than to takeirrrrout! grin.
They have both found out that deep inside the intestines of the tortoise, lies different types/stages/categories of untreatable, contagious, malignant tumors and cancers. cry

The best thing I have read all year long.
I agree. The average Nigerian lives in penury. . .without any hopes of leaving Nigeria for a breath or fresh air. . . one can best describe the Nigerian life as being sentenced to life imprisonment with HAAAAAAAAAAAAARD LABOR. . . WITHOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF PAROLE!!!!!

PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING. . . LIKE I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!! cry

No difference between the so-called rich and poor. . . they all look miserable!!!!!
My visit to Nigeria this time around has totally confirmed it.
We really need Boko Haram. ANYTHING TO SHAKE THIS SYSTEM. . .unfortunately the 'duncy' Boko Haram is going after the wrong targets.
These politicians are worse than Boko Haram.
Nigerians and Nigeria are in deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep shyte.
To get ourrof this quagmire. . . is gonna take some hell!

This system of corruption is unbeatable. sad
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Versus Ibori Who Is Smarter? by BootyOnMe: 4:49am On Nov 16, 2011
meonbooty:
Iyawo mi for cyber-land

Mehn, that was deep. What happened? Pre or post ovulation hormone surge? Hows your temperature? High or low?
Sorry, I prefer DK. . .he has more 'posts' than you. That means more money on NL. cheesy
Iyawo Yorobaboon! cheesy
We are diks-cussing sointin important here.
I stopped ovulating many years ago.
Post menopausal surge. . .is more like it.

*Gosh, this irritant don come ah-gain*
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Versus Ibori Who Is Smarter? by BootyOnMe: 4:40am On Nov 16, 2011
Relax101:
Who claimed who? Didnt GEJ say[b] He's part of the Igbo people. Nobody forced him to say it.[/b]
An Efik man was once a a leader of the eastern Assembly and A fulani was a mayor of Enugu. Igbo didnt shout, they were proud to give them a taste of authority.

Also


Buhari and Abiola said same thing about how irrelevant Igbo people are.
We all know the result.
While one passed his anger to innocent corpers in the north by killing as many as he can, the other one was stopped by a so-called not-so-smart Igbo man from Oguta.
Please, don't make this a 'tribal' issue.
Read ma lips.
We are in the same boat.
I hope you understand.
We are both irrelevant to the Yorubas and the Hausas.

If you do not realize that both Buhari and Abiola are right in their thinking. . . then I can't help you.
. . . .And what was the result? undecided
Have you been able to liberate yourselves from your economic slumps in the East?
Or are you still going to Okija to pay homage oaths to Aso Rock just like GEJ has done? grin

Don't get me started hon. . . Cuz, it is gonna get reaaaaaaaaal ugly faaaaaaast!

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