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meonbooty:Ok. I dey come. Make I go shave am! It will take a whole week though. It has been a while. ![]() |
meonbooty:Who is your 'Iyawo'? If I quench today I am flattered to know I will have a 'true' mourner in you. ![]() You just can't wait for me to wake up huh? Soooooooooo, which one do you want me to put up there? Nyansh or Breas-t? ![]() |
Mu he he he he he There are some things that are just waaaaaaaaaaay too laffable. Place don destroy finish. . .some pipo dey tok 'targeted for destruction'! ![]() |
Na today? Thank God no secret for my sweeeeeeeeeet life! ![]() |
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This wan na wetin my "Esan" peeps dey call. . . 'ofieh-keh. . . fieh-mu-reh'! ![]() E-F-I-A-H!!!! Mu he he he he he ![]() Who say ashawo nor be work. . . abeg slap am 50 times for eaaaasssh ssssheeek! |
Sooooooooooooooo, GEJ does not have control over what is happening in his own state as the 'dopemu' presido? ![]() This Timpreye man must fight for that mandate o! What nonsense! The court made the pronouncement following a motion brought by Governor Timpreye Sylva, who was denied a return ticket.You are not ACN with all that their 'WILD-WILD-WESTERN-ALAYE-AREA-FADA-AND-SONS-PASS-THE-BATON-TO-THE-NEXT-CULTIST-POLITICS!!!. . . This over-all distabilization of 'non-governance' should not be tolerated in PDP. You MUST return. . . chop your own 8 years. . . then hand over. No need wasting time and resources to exchange one politicak 'dofus' (aka AGBAYA) for another. Thank you! |
See who wanno sack somebarry. . . . ![]() |
Before nko? UGLY MOFO in the kingdom/land of supreme/divine UGLINESS!!! That is why your state has kidnapping as the only lucrative source of livelihood. Slaves of the South-South! |
Oh yeah? The wan wey I dey do for NL nefa reaaaassssh? ![]() No thanks! Looking forward to cyber retirement. My children will need my undivided attention soon. . . .as a single parent. ![]() My husband is re-locating to Nigeria. . .AND I CAN'T WAIT! ![]() |
Thank God for his white ancestry. Na so-so efulefus full for that im papa AFRICAN side of the family. All womanizers and drug addicts! Na God save Barack! ![]() |
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Real haters! When you choose to 'feast' on the lives of others even more than you worship your so-called GOD, be prepared to be duped! Serves 'em haterzzzz right! Money don h-enter for bank. Dem don casssh 'mugus + magas' finish! Awon olodos! I nor pity them! ![]() Kim ma dia. . . abeg blow anoda lie give dem jobless, retar-ded peeps. . . !!!!! ![]() Let 'em cry to church to be 're-duped' by their pastors and pastoresses all over again. I have never watched any reality TV show or soap operas in my life. About time these odes got lives of their own! ShiiiiiiiYOOOOOOOOR!!!! ![]() |
Nice! Thank God nor be one of those yeye 'Gospel' songs! |
I have met this lovely creature in reality. . . she is truly gorgeous! I understand jare. . .sometimes this marriage dey taya porson! Welcome to 'Christian DIE-vorcee life'. Kpele o! ![]() |
Good she moved out! Never allow a Nigerian woman into your home. . .or any other woman for that matter. You may 'kiss' the bride. . . Mmmmwhaaah!!!! ![]() Just one more thread to lock! ![]() |
“At about 12:30 midnight Friday, she had to be rushed to the hospital for an injection. She was told it was food poisoning,”Local peeps! Everything is treated with an injection. Her food was poisoned alright. . .BY POOR PRESERVATION AND THE ABSENCE OF ELECTRICITY!!!! ShiiiiiiiYOOOOOR!!!!! |
The 12-year-old marriage that produced a daughter, we learnt, broke up on accusations of infidelity on both partners’ part. And eventually it emerged that the white man, who’s the Managing Director of Ledrop Nigeria Ltd (agents for Jack Daniels and Piper Hiedsieck champagne) had impregnated his secretary.Is that all? ![]() Dem nefa ready to marry. Abeg wey my husband jor. Time to reward him for his infidelity! Happy anniversary coming up! I can't wait for what he has to give me next month for being the ultimate 'SUPA DARLING WIFE'! ![]() |
Nice! I wish them all the best! |
Only in Africa! |
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-803797.0.html My fellow Edo ladies. . .this could happen to you. Stop patronizing Nigerian politicians. Go to the UK to sell your arzzzz instead. Avoid Bini men! |
[img]http://1.bp..com/-yReJ2cVblhY/TsMTsVfi6zI/AAAAAAAAFMc/P6OYl2WaBpM/s280/%253D%253Futf-8%253FB%253Fc2NhbGVkX2RoMi5qcGc%253D%253F%253D-708529[/img] Nice! That Stephanie hair sha-sha! E get as e be. ![]() |
I love this man! He is so right. Nigeria is not safe for Nigerians. . .Only visitors. ![]() |
Relax101: Relax101:Before you look at any other's report card. . .it may be wise to go and look at yours first huh? It stinks even worse. Nothing like having 'cow dung' for brain cells I tellya! Next thread please. |
[size=20pt]I think Nigeria is on a gradual ride to hell and it has been like that for a long time. GEJ is unfortunate to be ruling Nigeria at a time when things have gotten worse and when the country is closer to oblivion.[/size]Leave GEJ abeg. GEJ can be likened to Obama. . . in one regard only. It is easier to put your hand inside the lubricated anu-s of a shyting tortoise. . .than to takeirrrrout! .They have both found out that deep inside the intestines of the tortoise, lies different types/stages/categories of untreatable, contagious, malignant tumors and cancers. The best thing I have read all year long. I agree. The average Nigerian lives in penury. . .without any hopes of leaving Nigeria for a breath or fresh air. . . one can best describe the Nigerian life as being sentenced to life imprisonment with HAAAAAAAAAAAAARD LABOR. . . WITHOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF PAROLE!!!!! PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING. . . LIKE I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!! No difference between the so-called rich and poor. . . they all look miserable!!!!! My visit to Nigeria this time around has totally confirmed it. We really need Boko Haram. ANYTHING TO SHAKE THIS SYSTEM. . .unfortunately the 'duncy' Boko Haram is going after the wrong targets. These politicians are worse than Boko Haram. Nigerians and Nigeria are in deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep shyte. To get ourrof this quagmire. . . is gonna take some hell! This system of corruption is unbeatable. ![]() |
meonbooty:Sorry, I prefer DK. . .he has more 'posts' than you. That means more money on NL. ![]() Iyawo Yorobaboon! ![]() We are diks-cussing sointin important here. I stopped ovulating many years ago. Post menopausal surge. . .is more like it. *Gosh, this irritant don come ah-gain* |
Relax101:Please, don't make this a 'tribal' issue. Read ma lips. We are in the same boat. I hope you understand. We are both irrelevant to the Yorubas and the Hausas. If you do not realize that both Buhari and Abiola are right in their thinking. . . then I can't help you. . . . .And what was the result? ![]() Have you been able to liberate yourselves from your economic slumps in the East? Or are you still going to Okija to pay homage oaths to Aso Rock just like GEJ has done? ![]() Don't get me started hon. . . Cuz, it is gonna get reaaaaaaaaal ugly faaaaaaast! |







