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The first and the LAST.
Only by chance.

[quote author=baby-boy link=topic=406969.msg9249429#msg9249429 date=1317378804]Hmm I guess you have or currently married to one in order to know that they are lousy?

You just showed a very high level of ignorance by your sweeping statement

The most lousy First Lady in the world TODAY, is an Igbo lady or woman! does this mean all Igbo ladies / women are lousy or uneducated??,

Its like putting the Nigerian First lady in the same room with Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni!!! I wonder what they would talk about,

You need to engage your brain first before you sprout out rubbish.[/quote]Thank you.
Work don close.

This wan fit strangle peh-nis o!
The picture is making me extremely h-orny.
I fill like 'stuffing' it.

Lord have "Mercy Johnson" biko!
Any crawfish will just open a 'blog' site and start 'private' thoughts in the www.
There should be an embargo on these blogs.
Anyone with 5 fingers not even 10 could write anything about ANY body. . .and baaaaaaaaam, it is out there for all to read.
What a menace.

Who is Martin Uwakwe again?

anonymous6:
don't know where you are going with this statement but that is not my portion in Jesus name, if that statement is meant for me.

Thank you but nothing like that will ever be for me in Jesus name
It doesn't matter whether is marriage or not, the actions on both sides is a mess as far as I am concerned but for you to use what bukky and fathia did as a way to insult a tribe is uncalled for, and gives a open door for Yoruba's to start insulting igbo's

thank you

You are welcome.
Case closed.

ibrobell:
@booty point of correction fathia is not a yoruba woman and besides it all depends on the individual self disposition

Ok. She is not Yoruba. But Yoruba women in general make lousy wives.
Only Yoruba men can really marry them.
See all First Ladies of Nigeria. . . married to men from other tribes.
The only First Lady of Nigeria who could ever be Yoruba. . . MUST be married to Yoruba men.
The don't "mix" well with others.
Just my candid observation. . . nothing personal, since I don't have Yoruba friends.
My opinion.

http://www.simplyaudiobooks.com/google_audio_book_trial_2


Favorite audio books. . .I LOVE LISTENING TO SUSPENSE-THRILLERS.
Those narrators deserve OSCARS for their voices I tellya.

https://www.simplyaudiobooks.com/images/covers/large/9780307917645.jpg

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Length: 12 hours, 45 minutes

The New York Times bestselling author of Beautiful Lies and Fragile returns to The Hollows, delivering a thriller that explores matters of faith, memory, and sacrifice.[/size]

After giving up his post at the Hollows Police Department, Jones Cooper is at loose ends. He is having trouble facing a horrible event from his past and finding a second act. He’s in therapy. Then, on a brisk October morning, he has a visitor. Eloise Montgomery, the psychic who plays a key role in Fragile, comes to him with predictions about his future, some of them dire.

Michael Holt, a young man who grew up in The Hollows, has returned looking for answers about his mother, who went missing many years earlier. He has hired local PI Ray Muldune and psychic Eloise Montgomery to help him solve the mystery that has haunted him. What he finds might be his undoing.

Fifteen-year-old Willow Graves is exiled to The Hollows from Manhattan when six months earlier she moved to the quiet town with her novelist mother after a bitter divorce. Willow is acting out, spending time with kids that bring out the worst in her. And when things get hard, she has a tendency to run away—a predilection that might lead her to dark places.

Set in The Hollows, the backdrop for Fragile, this is the riveting story of lives set on a collision course with devastating consequences. The result is Lisa Unger’s most compelling fiction to date. [/b]

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=769846.msg9247993#msg9247993 date=1317361603]hehehe, na you say sth cheap nau. I no know wetin I go buy for that price (less than 25).
I suggested a oil change gift card.

Will be back with "nicer" products  [/quote]Oil change gift card. . . GREAT!
Please comeback with nicer products.
These would have to be wrapped. . .and fit under an Xmas tree.
Abi una nor do "XMAS" tree for Naija before them 'move' you?
Even for my village we been dey set up Xmas tree o. . .with plenty-plenty family presents under for serious XMAS ALL-DAY un-wrapping contest, after eating rich, chicken and fanta all day long. . . haba!



Now, I understand Xmas presents would have to be based on the what an individual might like. . .VERY DIFFICULT TO PREDICT.


I hate to read books so my favorite things are usually audio CDs.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=769846.msg9247975#msg9247975 date=1317361332]hehehe. No.
That's why I modified.[/quote]Please, stop being lazy and get some really nice products. . .original and 'different'.
No come use me 'furnish' your new house with your husband I beg.
Plate and toothbrush?
In short. . .the 'typical' Yoruba is coming out in you!
How you go gif porson toothbrush and plate for Xmas present?

I dey come. . .off to see my 2 boring patients. Before dem quench for my hand.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=769846.msg9247966#msg9247966 date=1317361188]I wouldnt mind if I receive a kitchen set for Christmas. This dinner wares are not cheap o.

@Post

I guess it depends on the person who is at the receiving end. If the person is not very hygienic, this is the best gift.

https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31VBp2HhWhL._SS350_.jpg[/quote]Nice.
O gal. . .be original na.
Who wanno get a tooth brush for Xmas?

You are not supposed to buy EXPENSIVE things for Xmas presents. Unless for one or two people.
You wanno rob a bank?
I don't know how long your Xmas list is.
I am shopping for over 100 people and anything bulky or heavy. . . no deal.

Very nice. . .wedding shower gifts. Don't think this would make good Xmas gifts o.
House warming. . .bridal. . .wedding. . .ok
But Xmas? Dunno.
No send me those kind gifts e jor o!
Wetin I wan take plate do?

Ileke. . .simple items. . . NOT expensive items. Less than $20 dollars.

http://www.sammoon.com/items_amj.asp?sub=sub&cat=gift&tempcat=lunch_totes_i&tbl=lunch_totes_i&img=782011_mg_6679&id=11&color=&min=&max=

https://www.sammoon.com/items/lunch_totes_i/782011_mg_6679_3.jpg

Lunch totes with embroidered letters. . . I love.



https://www.sammoon.com/items/cosmetic_pouches/thumb/4212010img_2294.JPG


Cosmetic bags.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=769846.msg9247905#msg9247905 date=1317359795]LOL! You get money o. Wait till I start making my own.
But it's kinda fun tho, the colors are fun  


@Post

A $1000 gift card to the Rack Shoe Room. Their gladiators are fabulous, OMG. I wish I can live in that store

https://www.spbclub.com/wallet/70b5931b5b898796988fe983b61b4947_img_Rack-Room-Shoes-Gift-Card-2.gif[/quote]You don't need money dear. . . just marry a NLander.
Nice.
Only one problem.
I have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many pairs of shoes.
Now, they are under ALL the beds in EVERY room in the house.

You like those 'gladiator' shoes for small-small girls?

[img]http://media.kohls.com.edgesuite.net/is/image/kohls/709618?wid=400&hei=400&op_sharpen=1[/img]
Na for short people oooh!

Reminds me of secondary school.
I prefer wedges. . .'"old age" you know?

dayokanu:
Blazay,

If I get a new one would you launch it for me?

No. . .I have retired from that kind of business.
I don't want my nyansh to go all over YOUTUBE. . . 
I have become impotent after watching that 'Abia-R-ape-Video'!
But thanks anyway.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=769846.msg9247893#msg9247893 date=1317359388]Crackle nail polish set. Somebody would love this.  

https://media1.onsugar.com/files/2011/06/25/1/834/8340334/1b73494b65e1d8b2_Crackle-Nail-Polish-Collection-from-China-Glaze.jpg[/quote]Oh dia!
First of all. You cannot pay me enough money to do MY own nails MYSELF.
No go area.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=769846.msg9247885#msg9247885 date=1317359199]^^^ Are you serious about the vaseline?
About the foundation, I dont use liquid, I stick to my Iman stick foundation. I get oily real quick.


https://mirabellabeauty.com/media/catalog/category/header_lips.jpg

I might try this one. The purple looks cute. I'm not light light skin so I'm careful about the colors. Pesin go come look like those red-liped dark babboons lol[/quote]Vaseline works wonders. Easy on the skin and real easy to wipe off. Perfect shine. Your choice of make up is great too. With Mirabella products. . .the foundation does not give you a shine. . .only the eyeliners and lipstick like thiis picture. A perfect contrast.
Your face stays smooth. . . you lips and eye-liner areas stay shiny. Even when you sweat. . . no smudge.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=769846.msg9247877#msg9247877 date=1317358773]Does it have the wet look? I've been looking for eyeliners that give that wet dark look, not dry and pencil like.


I Love Rosetti bags lol. Not too expensive, not too cheap, but long lasting.

https://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0/ee/d/AAAAC-tLaDcAAAAAAO7Y8A.jpg?v=1283998859000

https://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/142/9/AAAAAnJ4pJIAAAAAAUKRgQ.jpg?v=1220487740000[/quote]Nice.
Rosetti bags ke? For Xmas present?
Nooooooooooooo. . . .my family too large ooooooooh!.
I am going to Nigeria. . .NO EXCESS LUGGAGE PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!
Gifts under $25 my dia!


Good news with the Mirabella products.
You mix it yourself to form different colors.
You use water for a wet look. . .or mix with vaseline for a 'shiny' look. Your lipstick always matches you eye-liner too.
It is fantastic.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=769846.msg9247873#msg9247873 date=1317358572]Try it oh. You'll fall in love.

I have the Black palette. hotttt.[/quote]I sure will. . . hope it agress with my skin o.
I break out really easy.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=769846.msg9247864#msg9247864 date=1317358096]Yep. . . . I dont think anyone digs lips liner anymore.[/quote]Really?

Theeeeeeeeeeeeen, lemme show you a fantastic piece I found that doubles into eyeliners and lipliners for a perfect match.

http://www.mirabellabeauty.com/best-sellers-1/eye-colour.html

Welcome to the world of 'MIRABELLA' Mineral Make-up. Foundation never runs or smears.

https://www.mirabellabeauty.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/e/y/eye_colour_-_main.jpg
https://mirabellabeauty.com/media/catalog/category/header_tools.jpg
https://www.mirabellabeauty.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/p/u/pure_shade_-_main.jpg

https://mirabellabeauty.com/media/catalog/category/header_lips.jpg

dayokanu:
Blazay and Ileke idi

What are you getting me for Xmas?

A new peh-nis!
That ya own don rotten for NL.
Mu he he he he he

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=769846.msg9247861#msg9247861 date=1317358053]Na ked set by Urban decay. OMG!! Anything Urban decay is fabulous!!
Gosh, beautiful. . . . long lasting, bright, dark, deep, delicious.

[img]http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/public/r3sdd-2BDW3wP4bETY32aVk-KDWUxHno1ofkJc4BSJpdEE7zn1wKlGa_pqZC1cjmwb0L0YZDLVKMKGG3sKR48qsH98-WlGUsw1bVmin5tlnhXv0koevPSScOcDwcrqfh_Xi2Wf5CgJPGHRya3mNaKdY9wc8hRkbKPQp4fi4E0emNyj5DXxGzYQKK-JuinA_Dtk-XYICTxHxxsYtutgqVjdQ2usl6-g[/img][/quote]Oooooooooooooh. . . this is nice.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=769846.msg9247854#msg9247854 date=1317357916]Urban Decay fab five. I tried the green color and I fell in love
Glides oh so easily and water proof. Gives off that metallic look.

[img]http://beaut.ie/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/urbandecay.jpg[/img][/quote]Are these eyeliners?


[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=769846.msg9247856#msg9247856 date=1317357948]Yes oh, I really want that one soooo bad. I cant wait [/quote]. . . Poor you!!!

Mu he he he he he
You berrrrrrrrrra gerrrrrrrrrrrof NL faaaaaaaaaaaast!!!

Some of my favorite things are from the one and only SAM MOON

http://www.sammoon.com/

https://www.sammoon.com/images/edgyzebratotes_09282011.jpg

What da heck is zzzzzzzzat?

A diploma?


Nice. Not at all sweerie. . . post away. I might just get a few ideas from you too.

Top of my list this year. . . SLAP WATCHES!!!

The SLAP Watch

[size=20pt]Each SLAP WATCH™ comes with a removable face that can be interchanged with others to create a look that is just right for you. In fact, if you have all 9 colors, you have the possibility of 81 different watches. You could wear a different combination for each day of the month. Feeling blue? Green with envy? Want to brighten your day?

Show your attitude on your wrist.

SLAP™ WATCH is unique in it's "one-size fits all" approach to watch wear. With 9 different colors to choose from, there is a watch for everyone.

By SLAP Watch[/size]

Back to Accessories / Watches

The SLAP Watch in Purple$20.00


http://www.karmaloop.com/product/189529?VendorCode=SLP&utm_source=google&utm_medium=comparisonshopping&utm_campaign=datafeed&CAWELAID=1010660130&cagpspn=pla

https://assets.karmaloop.com/vendor/SLP/zoom/609465701400zoom3.jpg

https://assets.karmaloop.com/vendor/SLP/zoom/609465701400zoom2.jpg

https://assets.karmaloop.com/vendor/SLP/zoom/609465701400zoom1.jpg

https://assets.karmaloop.com/vendor/SLP/zoom/609465701349zoom1.jpg

https://assets.karmaloop.com/vendor/SLP/610074929635nail.jpg

You go gal!
You don born ya children finish.
You nor need man for anytin again for ya life.


Thank God for Sper-m Donors who are ALSO good fathers!

[size=20pt]If you see my mama. . .Hozainah!!!
Tell am say oooooooooh. . . . .Hozainah!!!
Dyna don geti belle ooooh. . . .
SHAME GO GBATCH PEOPLE!!!
O Dyna babeeee!!![/size]

That is whaaaaaaram tokin' about!!!

[size=20pt]Though described as one of the most talked about and expensive weddings, but it is still a union some people are not happy about because of the way she went ahead marrying Prince Odi, who some believed was still legally married to Lovelyn, who bore him two children. For now, MJ is the heartthrob and Princess of Prince Odi Okojie.[/size]

Thank you jarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!
Ashewo with benefits!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xiwo6f1ZJ0Y[/flash]

Are [size=20pt]you looking[/size] for a child of your own?

Don't worry. . . the lord will do it!
Just have the faith of a 'mustard seed'. . .and he will SURELY DO IT!!!!

[size=20pt]The Letter- - -Conway Twitty.[/size]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CehJbCtmBw4[/flash]

Lauren's got 6 kids.
You ain't gonna get any money out of her.