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anonymous6:I did not say ALL ma! MOST! Haba! My opinion. . . like my arzzzehole, I gat one to use as I see fit. Thank you! anonymous6:Genevieve knows who her baby daddy is dearie. She just ain't sayin'. Most importantly, she has not recorded an "F" of a failing grade in the column of "holy or unholy matrimony/patrimony" like your 2 Yoruba co-ex- fiances up there wey full NOllywood and Nigeria. Happy married life in advance. ![]() *PS* Urrrrrm, MOST troublesome women never make it from fiancee status to wifey status. . . they just jump with TRIPLE PROMOTION, from fiancee to 'widow' status after killing the dudes. . .while answering 'MRS' without any legal document to show proof of 'ownership'. Be kiafoo o! MAY IT NOT BE YOUR PORTION. . . .ISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! O da bo! |
Yoruba women are the least desirabe, even in Nollywood. Even their own men find them difficult to live with. Efrywhia na dorty, juju and wahala!!!! ![]() Can't blame 'em for looking for ONLY married men tho'! Once a married woman has tasted a married man, single men become highly IRRITATING! I would pursue ONLY married men myself. HOTLY TOO!!!!!. . . ![]() |
Yes! With the permission of Michael Jackon. NOT GUILTY! |
If 'they' can catch OSISI KA NKWU. . . .they can catch Boko Haram. Wey JTF? ![]() |
[size=20pt]30-year-old Ramota gave birth to the quadruplets at a private hospital, Layo Model Hospital, Ikire, in Irewole Local Government Area of Osun State, through ceasarian operation…[/size]Yeah right! They would have been dead for sure. ![]() This is a fat lie. Please, show us your real 'OSUN' quads. ![]() Those quads were born in the US. Notice, they ALL have Intravenous fluids going with armboards. ![]() The z-flo matteress they are sleeping on can ONLY be found outside Nigeria too. Those bracelets around the infants' feet are electronically generated. NOT from Nigeria. Do you have such cardio-pulmonary electrodes for monitoring in the WHOLE of Nigeria? ![]() The heart-shaped temperature monitoring probe covers CANNOT be found in Nigeria. Nigeria does not have any Neonatal Intensive Care Unit with such developmental props! ![]() Those bendy-bumper and premie, purple pacifiers can ONLY be found in a hospital in the US, or OUTSIDE NIGERIA. Nice try. |
You go gal! I lovvvvvvvvvvvvit!!!! |
You dey jealous? ![]() Her business. If e nor gree you look. . . .Pray to God to strike you with 'blindness'. |
doublekay:For just being good old "Tonto" ALWAYS. I am allergic to 'born-again' Christians. |
Even goats are being ra-p-ed by Nigerian men after seeing their 'sensitive' organs inside bowls of peppersoup. No 'hole' is safe. Period. Just the typical 'sick' mind of an average Nigerian MAN'S in action. Please, they need to get the required help. Simple. Even a fowl's 'sensitive organs' or a 'turkey tail' in a bowl of fried/jollof rice would turn them on. Twa! ![]() |
Because no one is qualified to share my bed permanently! ![]() |
We don hia! Which wan eim sing? Go and do your own 'boring' singing and make your own millions! |
Because the 'above average' Nigerian is a phocking criminal. In the genes baby! |
Both mother-in-law and MOTHER are only allowed ONE week in my house. No more. REASON? YES, YOU ARE RIGHT. WOMEN ARE THEIR OWN WORST ENEMIES. . . ESPECIALLY THE SINGLE ONES. NEVER ALLOW ANOTHER FEMALE RELATIVE OR NOT INTO YOUR MATRIMONIAL HOME. If you are married. . .AVOID SINGLE(WIDOWED OR DIVORCED) PEEPS! |
Make dem nor rap-e or kidnap am o! ![]() |
Good gal. Thanks for cutting the honeymoon short. . . before the dude starts irritating the CRRRRRRAP ourrrra you. ![]() You wanno chop ONLY one blokos for one month? [img]http://l.yimg.com/jn/util/anysize/310*275c-86400,http%3A%2F%2Fl.yimg.com%2Fa%2Fi%2Fus%2Fshine%2Fhp%2F1%2F310.wedding_cake_split.jpg[/img] Mercy darling. . . a word of advice. After the honeymoon. . . and after you have had your children. . . DON'T CLING TO YOURSELVES. MAKE SEPARATE FRIENDS FROM YOUR SPOUSE! Limit the vacations you take with eachother to only 3 per year. ![]() OR, YOU WILL GET BORED SUPER EASILY. http://shine.yahoo.com/ [size=20pt]Is distance the key to a happy marriage?No wonder my marriage has survived. Every re-union is like a honeymoon. ![]() Separate vacation packages. Mwaaaaaaaaah!!!! |
Avoiding meeting ANY NL riff-raff. ![]() |
[size=20pt]Ghost riders in the sky - Johnny Cash[/size] [flash=500,500] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fdCuRKatjs&feature=related[/flash] [flash=500,500] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mynzbmrtp9I[/flash] [size=20pt]Yippeee Ay Eeeeeey! Yippeee Ay Ooooooh![/size] ![]() |
You go gal! May your star keep shinning. |
Must have been a very small goat. Or the goat was 'drugged'! Not the kind of goats I have killed in Mansfield, TX! ![]() That is why I love my Northern people. At least, with goats available, women will feel safe in that part of the country. ![]() No need to use 'condoms'! Even goats can have 'heavenly feelings too'? ![]() |
I nor fit 'entertainment' o! Umu Nigeria na su 'oyibo' na internet di kwa egwu o! |
Most memorable moment?Gooooooooooooooooo TONTO!!!! You RRRRRRRRRRRRRRock!!! On Love Child?Otu ocha! ![]() Education?You go UNIBEN abi you 'don dey' UNIBEN for ever? Class no fit contain you atimes? ![]() Wayo Alllllllllllllllah!!!!! ![]() |
It must be 'black HISTORY month' or something. Anyway, ammo be gerrin' ready for 'Halloween'. . . .dressssed as "Lady GAGA". In Nigeria of course. ![]() |
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