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CrimeRe: Fake Nurse Arrested For Stealing Baby by BootyOnMe: 8:50pm On Oct 04, 2011
All these LOCAL, psycho women and their 'fruit of the womb' craze.
Welcome to baby-traficking in Eastern Nigeria.
Thank God Boko Haram nefa learn dis wan. cheesy
CrimeRe: Broad Daylight Murder In Lagos for being man-lover. by BootyOnMe: 8:45pm On Oct 04, 2011
Boko Haram of the WILD WILD WEST! cheesy
Jungle justice of the 'retro-developing' world.
Twa!
CelebritiesRe: Every Man That Comes Around Me Wants To Take Advantage—nollywood Actress 'flakky by BootyOnMe: 1:52pm On Oct 04, 2011
Rubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbish!
Take advantage of you ke?
Abi you nor like to 'phock' too?

Please, take advantage of them back. . .and screwwwwww da hell ourra all-a-dem! kiss
As long as you gerrrid of dem after you are done. . . no wahala sweeerie.
It is a woman's world too darling.
Unless you are one of those re-tarde-d 'born-again', BUSH peeps who think only men phock women.
Then, I pity and weep for ya soul. kiss

Men only prey on the 'weak' darling.
Always be in control of your body and YOUR EMOTIONS. kiss
CelebritiesRe: D’banj And Don Jazzy Nabbed For Drug Trafficking ? by BootyOnMe: 1:47pm On Oct 04, 2011
It would not surprise me at all.
NOTHING about NIGERIANS in general should come as a surprise.
He looks like a 'drug' addict anyhoo.
CelebritiesRe: Deji Falope Is Out To Destroy Me. Fiancee,divine Logico by BootyOnMe: 1:24pm On Oct 04, 2011
The dude is really mad.
Typical "Deji"!
Thanks for clearing the air.
Next time, pick better partners.
Not irritants who look for attention and attract all kinds of 'ill-luck'.

What a dude! cheesy
EventsRe: Shopping For Xmas. Less than 90 Days To Go. Get Started. Mwah! by BootyOnMe(op): 9:29am On Oct 04, 2011
EventsRe: Shopping For Xmas. Less than 90 Days To Go. Get Started. Mwah! by BootyOnMe(op): 9:20am On Oct 04, 2011
Oh my Gosh!
This is a must have.
I love 'pillow pets'.
I have 4 of them myself.
From Walmart! kiss

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So soooooooooooooooft. . .will most def come in handy this fall/winter. . . if you ain't got no barry to warm ya up. wink
Very snu-gooo-ly! kiss

My girls will loooooooooooove this! cool
PoliticsRe: Man Set Ablaze His Pregnant Wife And Two Childrens by BootyOnMe: 2:39pm On Oct 02, 2011
Ndi Igbo!
Hmm! cry

He received a call from "God" I guess. cheesy
CelebritiesRe: I Hate The Way Jay Z Smells – Pregnant Beyonce by BootyOnMe: 2:01pm On Oct 02, 2011
Oh . . .you ain't seen nothing yet.
Wait till he starts banging you from behind in your 10th month. grin
You go wan killam! cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Bukky Wright & Fathia Balogun In Messy Romance With Married Men by BootyOnMe: 8:52am On Oct 01, 2011
Sure!
Please, I am crying.
Give me your sleeve to wipe my "snort"!

Goodbye to you and your local Yoruba divorcees failures thread!

Highly contagious! cry

3AM almost. 3 more hours to go and PHOCK my husband! tongue
CelebritiesRe: Bukky Wright & Fathia Balogun In Messy Romance With Married Men by BootyOnMe: 8:40am On Oct 01, 2011
Mu he he he he

There are "tiri" porsons in one moniker! grin

Yoruba women are lousy housewives sha!

Divorce and widowhood everywhere.

Thank God no one I know is married to any of those local women! tongue

Very unmarriage-able! tongue

No husbands for them, unless their 419 poppas bought some wretched dudes for them like awon Adenuda dem. tongue

Even with Babalawo charms, they still dunno 'ow to phock! grin
CelebritiesRe: Ebube Nwagbo- I Might Go Back Into Music by BootyOnMe: 7:58am On Oct 01, 2011
You go gall.
I digya style O!

I love enterprising women! kiss
CelebritiesRe: 'cover Up' Or Leave My Field Bangor Farmer Tells Rihanna by BootyOnMe: 6:55am On Oct 01, 2011
Una grand-mamas nor dey go topless for Ekiti? grin
What a bush man.
Betcha he sleeps with all the ducks in his farm!
Holy "re-tar-ded" Nwenje!
Na wetin carry her 2 left legs go near the "Hillbilly" sef? undecided

Abi she nor sabi road to "PlayBoy" mansion? cheesy

Rubbbbisssssssh!!!!!
CrimeRe: Pastor Faces Execution In Iran For Refusing To Give Up Christianity by BootyOnMe: 6:42am On Oct 01, 2011
May they keep killing themselves to kingdom come! kiss
Gosh! I can't stand both groups of religious BIGOTS! kiss

One set of dimwits who killed an innocent man and turned around to eat his flesh and drink his blood every Sunday as 'remembrance' of their 'SAVIOUR'. . .ordained as sacrifice to wash the sins that they keep committing in advance. . .by their 'beloved' God. . .AMEN. Hmmm!

The other more slowpoke-ed sect who will kill for 72 virgins they have been molesting on earth before blowing up planes and buildings all over the world. Virgin on earth and virgin in the after-life. TOTO is LORD! grin

What retar-ds! I CAN'T stand either. Twa!
PoliticsRe: Are Politicians Truely Liars? by BootyOnMe: 6:25am On Oct 01, 2011
Even in the civilized world, THEY ALL LIE.
Not to mention inside an African JUNGLE! kiss
CelebritiesRe: Deji Falope,ex Soundcity Presenter, Beaten By Gf's Thugs ~ Madtainment by BootyOnMe: 6:16am On Oct 01, 2011
For dude that has been attacked by both MEND, MASSOB, BOKO-HARAM in the middle of OODUWA Republic. . .no one should be surprised that he is a magnet of misfortune. A babe has been dumped. . .the world has come to an end for the 'sweetest' peh-nis in the whole Nigeria.
What a "DRRRRRAMA KING".
Typical "Deji". . .loud and obnoxious.

He needs to keep off the news for a while.

E nor even fine sef. undecided

Reason; he was beaten to a pulp days back by thugs alleged to have been set after him by his half-caste girlfriend of almost two years. According to sources, the thugs visited the VJ and former Soundcity presenter’s Opebi, Lagos home around 7am, and quickly settled down to business, raining kicks and blows on his fragile body while he was close-marked by his assailants, foreclosing any chance of escape until they were done with their brief. As the story goes, some minutes after the thugs left, and while still reeling from the shock and pains, an undisguised police jeep came and whisked the fast-speaking presenter away, thus throwing family and friends into confusion as to his whereabouts.
Phooooooooooooeeeeeeeeee!!!!
What a whimp!!!!

I betcha his 'dee--k' aint fragile when it comes to '4king'! wink
Ewu!
CelebritiesRe: Who Is Your Top 5 Actors by BootyOnMe: 6:11am On Oct 01, 2011
I have only one. . .that I consistently adore in the various forms.

My name is BOND. . .James Bond!

Geeeehn-Gheeeeeeeeeeehn!!! cool

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