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dayokanu:
Blazay,
I have been searching house to house from Coppel to Lewisville to Carrolton looking for you 

Awwwwwwwwwwww. . . .Poor you.
Try my Frisco Address. . . My husband dey for dat wan!
He will be sooooooooo glad to meetcha too.
Or the East Texas one in Kilgore!!!

Abeg make I go iron my uniform, pack my food go work.
Enough of this foolishness.
Wey my music box abeg.

Goooooooooood!
Ask those who have met me in REAL LIFE AROUND HERE SWEERIE.
Can you show your ugly face in public? Especially with your 'broken' heart. . .broken by your father and all his brothers? After being molested and damaged by all of them. . . .you have been rendered psychologically unfit to maintain a stable relationship. The best you can do now, is sit your ugly arzzze at the sidelines as a MAN-U fan. The closest you may ever come to anything that spells MAN innnnit!
Then learn to mind your phocking business.
YOU LOCAL IGBO BIATCH!!!
No one cares about your useless arzzzzzzze!
Igbo wor-wor chimp!

Lonely old cargo in kpangolo London Ghetto yonder. ILLEGAL RESIDENT WAIRRING FOR MARRIAGE ON NL TO GO VISIT NIGERIA AFTER 25+ years of shaving your real age on 'lesbo-assylum' petitions, that have been denied over and over again. Abeg go take vacation enrich ya miserable life! Schengen visas are still available to illegals of the EU countries.

Just remember to trim the GREY, protruding strands of hair jetting out of your IGBOTIC-FLARING nostrils to avoid being carted off to the nearest London zoo!

13-year-olds are grandmothers in this day and age. . .successful ones too, WITHOUT ANY MEN IN THEIR LIVES.
Don't consider yourself young madam.
The new menopause age is 30!
Go make yourself useful before all your eggs are scrambled with that your 'broken' heart too.
Ewu!

Dedication gospel song from my favorite Nigerian gospel singers Njikeka and Gozie Okeke.

Lord, come down and touch the hearts of Igbo men. Cleanse them from 'rap-its' genes for ever and ever. Amen!!!

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Bia, FreeToTo. . .abi na 'FreeCocoa',

I have chosen a song for your traditional wedding o.
One of the favorite from mine.
The lord will do it ok?

Dang! 4:30PM
Time for work.

Rhino.5dm:
You toooooooo sabi! Any woo-woo wey come find your trouble don entar wahala.I swia!

chei! make you no go make somebody drink acid oooooh.

See me see trobu with these UGLY DESPERADO nairaland biatchezzz o!
4 years on this phocking website. . . still no peace.
I go 'quiet' them one by one.
Na me and dem.
I gat the time and the MEANS!

freecocoa:
Need I say more?your level of irresponsibility is really on the high,from what I can see here you are too sick and dirty for me to banter words with and please don't make the mistake of trying to teach what you don't know.
  Now be attentive while I school you. The word ABUSE has up to if not more than ten meanings and can be used in different contexts,i'll explain one meaning out of it for you.
Abuse= to speak,harshly,insultingly and unjustly to or about, in other words to speak to someone in an insulting language. Obviously we all know who the dropout is amongst us,its a pity that at your age you don't know that there are different words with the same meaning or that one word can have up to 112 or more meanings(SET) and oh FYI I'm a proud undergraduate coming out tops in my class. I'm sure my day will be better than yours [size=20pt]because I have visions[/size] 


but how you'll spend your day is glaring to us all.

SISTAH 'VISION' EZENWANKWO!!!!

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Ok. . .thanks for your display the 'knowledge' of your Queen's English. Moo-moo! I stated choice of terms for ME. . .YOU BUSH WOMAN! Abuse? Typical 'local' Nigerian Yinglish. Please, upgrade! Sounds too 'Igbotic'. . . but of course. If the shoe fits!

Local champion!!!!

Lissssen up! You local biatch. . .stop derailing this thread!
Arrrrrrrrrrzehole!


Now go SEE VISIONS to help you find a man and stop disturbing us on NL with your sexu-al frustrations.
Single wor-wor, barren old cargo.
Your 'education' is going to waste on NL.
All that 'first class' with no man for house?
Shame. So you dey for house dey 'phock' yaself efry night huh?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=381180.msg5313160#msg5313160

freecocoa (f)

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Re: When Was The Last Time You Kissed An Opposite Sex?
« #21 on: January 14, 2010, 11:22 AM »
@ conquerall,
[size=20pt]got my heartbroken and an not gonna be ready for a reletionship soon cos i don't thnk i can bear to pass tru dat again.[/size]

Old Nairaland Ashawo. . . .with 'broken heart and nyansh'!
You nor dey shame? Mgbeke with 'broken heart' for old age. Flexing ya poohsie at the right hand of your Earthly father huh?

Agadi e kwen ka. . . NNA GA LU!!!! You wanno marry ya father?
You don phock with your anu-s all over UK finish allow one 'reta-rded', moda-phocking, Naija dude break ya heart? Korrrrrrrrrrect women dey break man heart and wallet. . .you BUUUUUUSH SWAMP THAAAAAAAANG dey for hia dey make mouth. . . likey 'i got my heart broken'. . .? Born-again. . .old cargo. . .desperado for old age!!!!

Poor local babe like you!
Tops of your class in sucking lecturers' sweaty blokoses too of course, I am most certain.


Please, I just woke up and off to work for the next 2 weeks before I take off my super one-month vacation. . .to China and Dubai. . . . while you roast on NL.mending both your rotten poohsie and slow, sexually-ABUSED IGBOTIC heart. OSU!

Need employment? Sign up at my concierge's desk in my brothel to be screened for communicable diseases first.

Thank you.

You L-I-G!!!!(low-income-groupie)

Bring those your useless fingers near me again, lemme SSSSSSSSSSSLAP you silly!


Lonely, misssssssssssserable, NL, old cargo!

Ugly biatch. . .dumped by agberos from Upper Iweka Road/Pound Road!

freecocoa:

My sentiments exactly!
I repeat.
Igbo people should not be allowed to live ANYWHERE but in Igbo land!
See?

You sound like a bush girl,see how naïve you are,you go about with such a name in mind and if you are [size=20pt]abused[/size] tomorrow,you'll start making noise,just keep quiet and stay in your brothel room doing the only thing you are good for(phocking according to you) MGBEKE DIKA GI.

Here, YOU BUSH MEAT. All cleaned up.

The correct choice of word is 'insult' not 'abuse'. . . you TTC(teacher-training-college) drop-out!
Lemmme help you 'culturally de-ekmatized', Igbotic, dunce of a fat cow out. From your muddled-up post, one can tell your arzzze smells real baaaaaaaaaad. . . . . . 5-day-old menstruating fluids oozing out of the nyanshes of unwashed, PUNG-ING, fowls ready to hatch eggs, in one funky Ohafia poultry yonder dia!!!

Look at this Ashawo-London-Ghetto-Cork-Sucking-Anu-S-Phocker, who cannot even use simple quotation function on NL?
Na me you wanno take catch cyber peh-nis?
Who sounds more like an Mgbeke distributing 'soured free cocoa' all over NL?
Abi you hear say my moustache gum my hair nostrils like you IGBOTIC-gorrilla-hairy-baboon arzzes of females in your SICK, Biafran kingdom of OSUS?
You don find man yet? Are you tired of looking for 'lost loves' on NL?

The "Lord" will soon 'do it' ma. Have faith!

Just wondering why you are paying attention to my post. Abi you dey fia to address 'man' for NL as kpe 'single old cargo' likeyah, looking for 'love'? YOU 'ABUSE' ME. . . I CUSS DA HECK OURRRRRRA YOUR STINKING ARZZZZZZZZZZZ. . . PERIOD. WHO DA PHOCK ARE YA? NOBAAARY. Not an ABIA-STATE-BORN-INDIGENT-KPOM LIKEYA. . . with low self-esteem.
Ijjiot!

It is women like you that will lure little girls to your father's house to be rap-ed out of sheer envy.
Abi I resemble porson wey dey do 'baby-ashawo' videos for awon "Pastor Flavour N'Abania" and co for 1000Naira like you?

Abi you nor get ya own toto to take 'phock'?

Oshu Chimpazee!

You have a 'wonderful' day. I plan to.

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When I want to talk on the phone, I don't wanno interrupt my 'APs' time to get to answer a call.
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Oh well!
Are we surprised?
When I say IGBO people should be contained ONLY in Eastern Nigeria. . .people will call me a 'tribalist'.
See for yourselves.

A thirteen year old?

God forbid 'otokoto' genes!
Twa!

Caliente:
[size=13pt]@ Bootyonme
I wonder why you have so much hatred for the Igbos. Granted that what was done is despicable, no tribe or race can lay claim to an iota of sainthood. Whichever group you'll shamefully deny your roots to fraternize with still have the good, the bad, the ugly and the horrible/barbaric among them.[/size]

That hatred remains justified when the same recurrent theme of animalistic behaviors continues to bombard our waking moments. My roots are very Igbotic sir. . .and proudly so.

SO, NOTHING TO DENY. . .But, I will ALWAYS say things like I see them without fear or favor. My darling husband is STILL very Igbotic. . . Love him to death too!
My children too and ALL the frozen embryos I have stored for future uses in this planet of ours.

I dunnno why yawl keep making THIS kind of defensive argument when it comes to IGBOS.
While no one disagrees with you, you fail to agree with others because of your huge egos.
Yes, no tribe or race can lay claim to an iota of sainthood. . .BUT, that is not the "izzzzhoo" at hand.
The recurrent theme is that . . . some tribes in Nigeria have greater propensity for some sacrilegious acts because of their mindsets!
You would not deny that when it comes to the WORST OF THE WORST IN ANY THING BAD IN NIGERIA AND AROUND THE WORLD. . . The IGBOS take the price in Nigeria.

You name it! They are #1 in social/moral decadence. . .for one reason only. MONEY

When it comes to violence. . . GRADE A+++++

I can now understand how Hitler felt towards the Jews!

I have learned to respect him posthumously. The reason I will always LOOOOOOOOOOVE the Hausas for doing us a huge favor in history. My grandfather was blown up in his bed during the Biafran war too. A small price to pay.

I am not sentimental when it comes to processing infornation or preserving only what is good among us. Igbos are the very WORST of tribes in Nigeria. My belief. You don't have to like it sir. 

Thank you!

Goldieluks:
Quit sounding like a psycho,how did you know he's a Christian?
Such barbaric conclusion to make.

. . .and who is this generational cyber whor-e addressing?
Sorry, I don't degenerate to 'tangling' with NL females. Don't address me!
You phocking biatch who cannot connect the dots on a white piece of paperEVEN AT YOUR AGE . . . .a serious developmental lag. . . .related to ingesting too much sp-erm for nutrition instead of "Cerelac" in your early childhood!

The name Emmanuel is a name from your father's shrine abi?

Please, stick to your class of jobless, cor-k-sucking NL groupies!
Your level, I mean.
Bush meat!

donenick:
@ BootyOnMe u need to be taken to a night of thousand laugh, She should Thank God 4 their lyf, That man is real man i mean a strong Nigerian, God 4giv him

Don't mind these partial birth abortion proceeds!
Instead of them to go and insult their mothers and the 'butchers' who used blunt, unsterilzed scoops/flaming pitchforks/ rusty metallic hangers to evacuate their useless remains, having failed to complete the 'job'  to be walking the face of planet Earth as failed 'operations', they are here typing rubbish. Like na me say make half of dem brains become manure inside 'suck-way' pits for maggots behind the homes of Nigerian 'abortion' ritualists of quack Unye-Chemists aka doctors?

Look what we have roaming all over NL and Nigeria?

Behold! Thy Fruit Of The Womb Jesus!

May God send 50 smelling, AIDS-infected Abia ra-pists to sodomize all your mothers even in their graves for calling my name.
Ijjjjiots!

Thank God he did not marry a one-legged, co-rk-sucking, gold-digger from the slums of London this time!

Totfulguy:
Can someone stop engaging in further discussions with this Bootyonme person. He/She/It obviously has no sense of decency and should not be patronized in a forum [size=20pt]like this one.  [/size]

Agb[b][size=20pt]O[/size][/b]ro forum!

It is exggggggggggtremely comical to note that you actually take yourselves seriously around here.

What a joke!

HOW RELEVANT ARE YOU TO YOURSELVES AND THE WORLD AT LARGE WHEN THE NAIRALAND 'GREEN LIGHT', AS IN LOGGED ON IS TURNED OFF?. . .

Nairaland : A cyber cafe at best, on the www where 'social outcastes' come to find a sense of belonging you mean?

A home for 'cyber OSUS'!

For my entertainment of course. . . God forbid me to meet any of you. TWA!

KWE NU AYO!!!

Decency ko. . . modicum ni!

All these local posters replying themselves as usual.
Low intelligence posters!
Please, go and find 'work' outside NL.
Phocking BALD, UGLY, semi-illiterate website owners and their 're-cycled, jobless, palace guards/groopies' around NL/other Nigerian messageboards with sparcely-populated grey pubic strands of hair on your pubis-symphises for a moderator/super moderator post in NOT one.
Thank you.
Ova and out!

Thanks for fulfilling your MAIN purpose in my life. . . KEEPING AWAKE AT WORK WITH THE CLASSIC ORIGINALITY OF YOUR TYPICAL NIGERIAN MENTALITY OF THE ULTIMATE STOOOPIDITY.

To understand psychos and dimwits, you must live amongst them too. I can do that with you Nigerians on the www. . . not in anywhere around my home. Thank God!!!!

Tufiaaaaaaaakwa!!!!

Work is soooooooooo ova.

Good riddance to your sinking arzzzes for now.


Back to topic please.

Which wan consain you?
Is this the only thread where you can find name-calling?
When you and your WOR-WOR monkey-buttocks-rabbit-te-et-abeg-gif-me belle-marry-me-gif-me-belle-for-residency-permit moderator/supermoderator phockers are calling names all over NL do you complain?
Abeg clear make we see climate.
Arrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-764280.0.html

Go and call the "moderators" for YOUR "aproko", Okoro-Yoruba sweeeeeeeee[b]RATS[/b] all over this thread first before you put your 'languid', craw-craw mouth/fingers in this thread.

Oga polissss!

Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

This thread existed for almost 24 hours o!
Una nor see am.
The moment I make one comment. . .una carry una WOR-WOR, SMEEEEEEEEEEELLING NYANSHES COME FOR HIA.


MAKE BOTH GOD AND SATAN PUNISH ALL OF UNA!

Mu he he he he he



And where da phock izzz my new moniker for God's sake.

Lemme go and signnnnnnnnirup!

Bush peeps!

peziz:
This is so sad; yet two folks here still exhibit high level of madness. What's the difference between you guys and the man who violated the old lady? Nothing i guess; but one strong similar trait INSANITY!!!

Happy Halloween darling.

Johndoe100:
The man is a beast, [size=20pt]the old woman's privates have closed long ago,[/size] he must have hurt her badly.he should be floged.


@bootyonme
No need for the KY jel, I think your azzhole is too wide now for that.

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Look at this moo-moo!
You own mama 'primate-looking-private' wey she take shyte out UGLY baby OBJ baboon like you don close?
She still no dey phock at 95 years old?
Even with toto-cancer, she still dey phock all the 'maigidah' for all her neighbourhood in exchange for [color=#990000]'snuff'!!!

Sorry darling.
I am the only A-NAL-VAGIN on NL. . .
Your Christians and Muslims. . . MALES and FEMALES combined. No exceptions.
Including your momma's ANU-S defiled by 20 Abia-Rabid-Rapists. . . still pending on YOUTUBE for the next ULTIMATE, freak show from that una Nigerian JUNGLE, of sex-starved Xtian ritualists from ABIA-OKUTA(what a stinking poohsie that would be. . . her own UNSHAVED, SWAMPY, TOTO BUSH WILL BE EVEN THICKER/MORE HUMID THAN THOSE OF THE TROPICAL RAIN FORESTS/SWAMPS FOF AFRICA. . . A REAL GUYANA TRAGEDY UNPARALELLED . . . worse than that of the MGBEKE'S from Ariaria market in the ABIA STEEHT rap-e video kpa-kpa! ). . .  . . . the GREAT, stinking DIVIDED hole. . . .from whence you 'Cameth/Felleth''!

The ONLY way you had your very first 'or-ga-sm', was falling out of your momma's arzzzzzz. . . .as the tip of your uncircumcized jolo-jolo-looking TOZO of a PHILISTINE'S peh-nis jammed the boil-clusters of inflamed, pus-filled, hemorrrrrrrrrrhoids in her stinking, Christmas, tolo-tolo looking neck of an A-NUS!!!!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

But, I agree . . . . MY 'frontage' will most def 'eclipse' you and your father. Add a few of your momma's and poppas's uncles there too from your NGBATIC-IJEBU kingdom of dwarfs!

It is a well-documented FACTOID, that the men in your village need ladders to dive into the poohsies of the stripper-wives in your village. . .to ejacu-late!

Ijjjjjiot!

Johndoe100:
@Bootyonme

Hi love, you want me to do you like the kid? Well I will try. I know you like it rough, but you know I prefer to be rough on your toto rather than beating you.

Oooooooooh. . . my poohsie is soooooooooooo wet.
Come and spank me 'daddy' Nairaland.
I neeeedjya baaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

I just hope and pray your de-e-k is longer than the letters that spell out your name. . . just long enough to 'tickle' my 'focal-brush'!
Before you 'release' your moo-moo sper-m cells all over you bend-down-pick trozis!
Ewu!

According to him, a total of N490,000 was recovered from some of the suspects, while charms, an AK 47 rifle, five locally-made pistols, rounds of ammunition, broken safe and army uniforms, among other items, were recovered from them.

It is only IGBO people that move like this now.
The only thing missing from the list is the HOLY BIBLE. Which I am sure is somewhere in their anuses as part of the 'charms'.
Boko Haram does not have this kind of power. . .and they only go after governnental agencies NOT RA-PE!
Any rape case you find in the Northern parts of Nigeria is mos-def committed by an IGBO person or a group of Igbo persons.
Even as ECOMOG soldiers. . . these same people, not the Northern soldiers were rap-ing women all over Liberia and Sierra-Leone!


I don't know why my innocent comments upset some people so much.

Munching on ma Chick-Fil-A DELICIOUS Chicken Salad Sandwich and fruit salad with 'puzzlement'!
Some water to wash it down.

My lunch bag is sooooooooooo empty. Nothing to eat again.


I can't wait for Chick-Fil-A to open this morrrring so I can go and get that their fantastic fruity oatmeal thingy. . . THE BIIIIIIIIIIIIG WAN O. . . .not the small wan atol atol. . . . .Hmmmmmmmm. . . I can't wait!

2 1/2 hours to close! Absolutely NOTHING to do!

Aha! A quick call from the darling husband. . . . . .to tell his lovely wife good morrrrrrrring as a normal ritual. . .on his way to work. While the likes of John Ode Doo-Doo sleeps on NL looking for old women to rap-e!

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Please release him.
The killers were those 'close' to him.

Johndoe100:
The alleged perpetrator is a close relation of the victim. Very sad.

Is that not how y'all operate in OOBA land?
OBJ style.
Keeping it in the family.

I am surprised you are not asking for 'videos'?

Sick pig!

Partial-birth abortion proceed!

Amazing that as much as Christians and Muslims claim to love their prophets. . .they did not make the list?

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Johndoe100:
@bootyonme

Awwww!!! Was I too hard on you last night? kpele, I will take it easy tonight. You know you are my b.  itch.

Who else do you discuss your toto with on NL?  https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-762473.64.html

Please tone down your language, I know you are a jungle bunny but daddy may be forced to spank you again. 

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!
I do not have your time ok.
Your momma's OLD, stinking, stripper of an NGBATIC toto is slimie-r and deeper than mine.
Go and take a dive in there and enjoy the stench as you swim in that hellish inferno, of an old rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrotten poohsie every morning and night!
Keep making your mother your bit*ch as it runs in your family heritage.
The reason you are still living at home.
Her 'HOLY' ANUS even resembles your face.
Full of runny, YELLOW, smelly shhhhhhhhhhhhhyte colonized with C-Difficile!
Ewu!

C'mon clearrrrrrrrrrrrrrat of ma front!
Ijjjiot!

I think woman who give birth to these kinds of men should have aborted them. . .even at the 10th months.
Good lord!

See the animals from the 'almighty fruits of the diseased' wombs created by God himself?
Twaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
Products of ra-pe will always be ra-pists!
Or have their offsprings rap-ed!
A generational curse!