₦airaland Forum

If the backline still looks the way i saw it last, i'm afraid this is a loss.
This is villa, with some of the fastest and skillful players in the league. . .
With a million crosses. . .
Big men up front. . .
Scoring defenders. . .
Concede corners at your peril.
Manscum 2 - Villa 3

Do you honestly want nl ladies (of all people) to tell you whom they slept with?
Get a life

Who told this frog-eyed bloodclat his job is safe?
F*O*O*L!

Is the match 15:00GMT or 17:30GMT?

We've got the best home record in the league. Everton have something close to a disastrous away record. Their injuries, as long as my arm not helping them a bit.
I expect our good run to continue, and a clean sheet as well

Hmmm. . .
Now who do i make skipper?

Hi Bandy,
Whats good?

Its always cool to qualify as group leaders. . .
Its 'madness' wanting to meet Barca now i have to admit

Yes sir. . .

webdezzi:
thats a good point, why ban foul languages when there are more than enuf on search results.
they are probably up to something, and seun is just not as intelligent as i thought.

this announcement is simply madness

wow, thats harsh

yeah yeah yeah,
whats all these about jerseys? huh?
so we managed to qualify and you want to give urself heartache for jerseys i happen to find nothing wrong with?

so what it means is Essien wont feature for us again till after the ANC. . .

Ibime:
S'up darling. . . . . I feel like engaging in rhetorical flourishes this weekend. . . .the Patrick Obahiagbon inside of me is itching to be unleashed on the Chelsea-Everton match thread. . . . .  unless someone new wants to do it. . . .

oh please,
spare us that we beg

Igwe.:
In as much as I support Google and also believe seun 'cos Google is his highest client, based on the no. of Google ads and affiliation with their search engine, I thereby implore him to do something like putting up a dictionary thread for the censored words as its quite obvious that this word censorship has been giving an entirely different meaning to some sentences on here.

unmentionables!

Miss Uganda na rebel leader wife
Anyway Agbani was not all that when she contested,
turned out she had a lil more matter upstairs. . .
Its not all about beauty all the time

I asked the wrong question.
Nairaland is definitely over-censored. The more apt question is how do we resolve it?
It does not make sense because it can just as easily be bypassed using punctuation marks!
This is crazy!

i refuse to believe that was the best liberia could offer,
haba

SeanT21:
Are all Africans black?!!

Thats by the way. . .

Please dont tell me you didnt see 'Miss Liberia'

Good day peeps,
I'm sure you must have noticed by now how you type a word (sometimes harmlessly),
and then when you post, you see a different thing altogether.

Now i must be quick to commend SEUN, for his hardwork on this site,
but everything i think should have a limit.

I know some people are raw and uncouth and for that reason use derogatory words like,
{Pardon me (Zap) among others.
These words are not acceptable in a civilized forum like nairaland, and as such need to be censored

But when you type a harmless word like n.i.p.p.l.e and when you post it comes back as 'unmentionable',
then something is wrong

Or how can you reconcile the fact that someone in the health section is explaining something on breastfeeding,
and this is what you see:

"Some babies are known to bite hard on the mothers unmentionables during breastfeeding"

Doesnt make sense does it?

This chic is white
Thats not africa, or am i being naive?

i'm serious and you're laffing,
i typed 'n.i.p.p.l.e' and it came out as 'unmentionable'?

C'mon this aint kindergarten

koolchicco:
Is this all that Zambians could boast of?

DANM!! Reminds me of my GRANNIE (RIP),

Imagine her 'masculine' fingers come palms  

No b/r/e/a/st/ too!!

She isnt the only one,
'Miss Nigeria' cant boast of a n-i-p-p-l-e 

When you wan.k a lot,
you lose your sense of humour
Its simple

Murky,
How does a three.some translate into a triple sin?
This una spellbot dey work overtime
I tire

Just add a poll,
And watch Miss Botswana sweep it like a hurricane

C'mon now the stuff is cute, haba
abi you want make dem print playboy girls for the front and back, ? 

https://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5804/naija.jpg


This is also adidas but its ugly,  shapeless and UGLY as HELL!

https://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6591/francet.jpg

Altho i must confess,
This beats them both!

https://img13.imageshack.us/img13/4787/cameroone.jpg

~Sauron~:
I read the drivel above and there's nothing to show you passed through the 4 walls of any citadel of learning(Arabic school inclusive).

Oh please dont start,
I wrote all that cos i didnt think you'd learnt how to read,
i'm surprised. . .

Yesssssssssssssssssssssss!
So i had managed to cut the villain figure and i didnt even know,   
Oh my days,   
A lot of peeps in here have it in for me. . . Let me see,
These cats have been waiting eagerly for the technical hitch on nairaland to let up so they'd launch an assault  
Eldee says i need to get laid,  .
hmmm thats tempting,
If the reward for winning the league is a round-about hottie who's worth the time, i'm game
I mean you cant just go searching around for anybody. . .

~Sauron~:
Ouch!!!!

The poof takes the FPL so serious you would think he's doing a FG contract.
Maybe this is his first genuine chance of winning something for a long time.
I am yet to see Galacticos or Smirnoff Utd forming here but trust Borat to always constitute a massive nuisance here.

I mean. . .You've got a d!ck. . .
You've got a hand. . .
Just self-service away bro. .  
I know how it feels you having to wait this long to even 'have a say'

This place stinks of so much frustration and anger, (i hope its make-believe)  

These nuccas is hating on a fella in 26th position
C'mon people,This woulda made more sense if i was 1st or something dont you think?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!  

Pheew!!
Holy mackerel!
It has got to be miss botswana for me!!!! 

Miss Kenya Looks a bit over-tanned 

Miss Liberia Looks like a Proud Grand mother, blimey this has to be the oldest contestant ever!
she's wrinkled, she's stooped, she's old 

Miss Ghana Looks just what she is. . . Ghanian

Miss Angola Looks Loose 

Miss Tanzania Looks not one year older than 15 

Miss Uganda Looks like she's got an AK hidden somewhere. . she looks like a rebel 

Miss Nigeria Looks very green, and very bland 

Miss Zimbabwe Looks Like a mermaid who stopped midway between morphing into something. . .something. . .urggh, i give up 

Miss Namibia Looks to be asking a question,  Oh. . . such innocence! 

Miracles do happen after all. . .

DD goal? Boy. . .