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Now i know the true nocturnals in here! FBS, nateevs, ibime
I cant stay up to save my life. But these are interesting results so far i must say. Averaging two goals per game

Terry wasnt going to leave. I knew.
Ha! Now they'd come running after kolo promising him heaven, and knowing him, he cant resist temptation!

Happy Housewife

Happy Housewife

Do some of these "monsters" still walk the red carpet?
Yuckitty yuck!
Jocelyn Frankenstein should be hid from us!

@bgees, spot on
Thats why rich black rappers hardly get married. They prefer to have baby mammas.
Once you marry, they've got you
Thieving bitches!

Mind games

It only gets worse before it gets better

I have a close friend (same age as me) The young idiot sold his son (i dont really know how old, maybe one or two) to a very rich widow. His ex tracked him down and left the child at his door step and ran away.
I understand wen a single parent abandons a baby in an orphanage, or even in the bush. But when you try to cash in on something like this, then you have got it coming

Femme fatale

Ballet teacher

The edu section is one of the most boring. I wont want to be a mod talk more of an assistant. I want to mod the money sharing section.
BTW, i've voted for dclique as i think he's better poised.
Bigmodo should be torn away from that list, handcuffed and sent to jail.
Gabry should mod the confusion section.
The rest (to me) are persona non gratas.

Yeah they do and they aint denying it. They just giving reasons from "its heavy", "its ugly"(a fact they didnt realise initially) to its uncomfortable.

Once again i couldnt watch the match. I'm not just a midnight man. Once again kudos to those who did. Glad to know the lads won. What wing did zhirkov play? Hope we got ourselves a buy?

When is the ac match? I hope i'm not deceived into staying up for nothing?

Blood of Jah!
Sugarbelly is a freaking replica of my mum!
A clone! Younger version
This is some scary shit.

@abuzola,
If you agree to go to school, maybe me and some kindhearted nairalanders will contribute for your tuition.
You and ignorance have been pals for too long

Crush on eboue! Eeeeew!
Yuckitty yuck!
I understand mk2's sentiment about yaya
Eboue looks like a mad cow. . .

I am utterly revolted.
This thread stinks of sulphur and death.

This is crap! Utter crap!
Busted my foot!
Dont tell me you believe winnergal or losergal or wateva doesnt know about the conflicts in her stories before posting them.
This is nairaland not real life. Some stories are real while others are not, but they all serve the same purpose. People reply to them in the best way possible. I know a lot of people who enjoy her perverted stories. Lmao
To think you did all this diggin up. Hmmm you got a lot of time on your hands o!

I forsee a re-thrashing of "easy" milan with anelka to repeat his last pre-season feat.

Dont mind the retard. He must have been milling around Sam's bar begging for a free beer. He cant spot a joke to save his life.
Well done Fed, must feel good to be a father.

Ha! Its obvious the only idiot on here is you and your failed sense of humour for failing to realize i was joking. Fool

Ha! Its obvious the only idiot on here is you and your failed sense of humour for failing to realize i was joking. Fool

Biina shut up already with your ramblings on debt this - debt that! You're boring the Bleep outta me men! This is akin to spamming. wtf!

Will they play in the next wimbledon doubles?

Sheila Has Irritating Finger Tips
ZEBRA

Fake pastor

There's this my friend who's got "money in the bank". He's been dating this girl and they looked serious. Then one evening we're in a bar, having a nice time out and suddenly this lady says:
"you know initially i loved you because of your money, but now i TRULY love you"
And what do you know? Thats about it! The guy says they're done. He says he cant remember since when love took that route and she'd leave him if he's broke. I thought he was joking. The girl broke down pleading. Me i just dey there dey look like statue of liberty.
So much for telling the truth.
I dont know whom to blame. The guy for his "sillyness" or the girl for talking too much.
But seriously thats my kind of girl:
Honest and Forthcoming

WOW.
I see good footie,
I see injuries. . .

Among the top 4, Rafa is the most silent of the lot. He's spending most of his time holding on to his players who are hounded left and right by the top spanish outfits. Chai