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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by Borat1: 8:42pm On Jul 18, 2009
Chelsea. oh my dear chelsea. Why do i love you so?
FamilyWhy Do Nigerian Married Women Discard Their Wedding Rings Too Early? by Borat1(op): 8:39pm On Jul 18, 2009
I'm just wondering. They crave for it, and when you put it on their finger they suddenly dispose of it. Like its too heavy or something. I see white women wearing their rings till they're 90. I think the ring sacred and its a symbol. Pls put it on already
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Fourth Place: Arsenal Vs Mancity by Borat1: 10:57pm On Jul 17, 2009
@allboyz,
I'm not mr mourinho, but your question sounds gay to me sad
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Girls Are So Lonely by Borat1: 10:50pm On Jul 17, 2009
This thread can be summarised in four letters. . . YUCK!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Fourth Place: Arsenal Vs Mancity by Borat1: 4:31pm On Jul 16, 2009
Well Henry didnt go to man city, did he? Here we have 2 top strikers joining a team that already has a handful of good players and above all have ambition. One of them happens to be the top striker of an already weakened arsenal team which fights season in season out to stave off challenges to their birth right - 4th place. If ade leaves and you dont replace him, then i'm sorry for you "gone-ass". FYI, I'm not a newbie.
EducationRe: The Best University In Nigeria? by Borat1: 11:20am On Jul 16, 2009
Well i dont know which is the best really, but the worst, without a doubt is University of Nigeria, Nsukka! THE WORST!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Fourth Place: Arsenal Vs Mancity by Borat1: 11:11am On Jul 16, 2009
I'm sorry but if arsenal lose ade to city, then its all but certain they have lost 4th place
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Nigerians Rioting In China by Borat1: 6:20pm On Jul 15, 2009
See these naija ninja's oh. They must have had a helpful dose of goat liver for breakfast. CHINA ke! Where hundreds of thousands of chinese demonstrated in 1989 and were bombarded to submission by the police, na handful of immigrants, legal or illegal dey come protest? Learn
Jobs/VacanciesDont You Feel Awkward Working In An Unrelated Field? by Borat1(op): 2:40pm On Jul 15, 2009
Most Nigerians Look for jobs in totally unrelated fields. Civil engineers as policemen, you read fine art and you are working in glo. Imagine a doctor working in a Bank! SCANDALOUS! I'm involved with computers and i dont think i'd like to be involved in such contrasting scenarios.
TV/MoviesRe: Dbanj's Nu Reality Show Tagged "koko Mansion" by Borat1: 2:29pm On Jul 15, 2009
Oh! You mean the cold-omelettes or wateva d hell they are called are fighting for a chance to Zap dbanj for one year? Jeez
Christianity EtcRe: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by Borat1: 2:11pm On Jul 15, 2009
Inasmuch as some people here may be kidding, witchcraft is REAL! i dont mean the yeye juju we employ in killin our folks here, i mean the REAL KOKO! My Great great grandmother was a witch i guess. She schooled in south england. She left behind this massive book on witchcraft spells. D book big like encyclopedia. E dey inside one wooden box under bed for villa. Twice i tried to open it, it was vibrating like a phone! I havent gone to my villa since 2004, but if una vex me, i'll go and get it.
Christianity EtcRe: For How Long Is The "last Days"? by Borat1(op): 12:17pm On Jul 15, 2009
ttalks,
You guess? Please stop guessing oh. This is not a guessing game.
". . .jerusalem compassed with armies" hmmm
Christianity EtcRe: For How Long Is The "last Days"? by Borat1(op): 12:05pm On Jul 15, 2009
No i'm not ready o. Sha! Who told you i was looking forward to it? I'm just uneasy due to the uncertainty
Christianity EtcFor How Long Is The "last Days"? by Borat1(op): 11:51am On Jul 15, 2009
You know i'm real sick of hearing the phrase "last days". "We're living in the last days, we're living in the last days". For how long. I mean the last days sermon can be traced to far back. My dad tells me he was scared shitless and always slept waiting to wake up and find the world no more. Of course now he's my Dad, meaning time's gone bye since then. And some purported signs of the "last days" were there. You know the wars and all. Maybe my grand fathers and great grand fathers were treated to the same sermon. I'm wondering how long the "last days" really is from now. Just wondering
SportsRe: Football Coaches Who May Be Sacked Soon by Borat1: 8:08am On Jul 15, 2009
Diego maradona - september
Amodu shuaibu - immediately after qualifying us for the world cup
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Borat1: 9:49pm On Jul 14, 2009
I dont trust SAF. Maybe he got stuff up his sleeve. Is he for real shocked
Well o well, if he sticks to his words, then he is SCREWED! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Borat1: 6:46pm On Jul 14, 2009
Oh shut up! Who let who down? What utter crap! Why should you keep a world class player like tevez on the bench. You heard it, SAF only talked to him when it suited him. So selfish and unfeeling. Inter never wanted him, 'pool cant even pay their stewards let alone el apache, Real madrid? Thats a laff. We (chelsea) wanted him, but he wanted city, where he was sure of a shirt. Where he knew the manager loved him. Now he's going to teach you ungrateful scummers one or two.
SportsRe: Nigeria Players To Be Age-Tested by Borat1: 5:37pm On Jul 14, 2009
Oh no! We're just about to have our entire under 17 team disbanded shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Fourth Place: Arsenal Vs Mancity by Borat1: 5:07pm On Jul 14, 2009
Screw you and your motion! Thread stays kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Fourth Place: Arsenal Vs Mancity by Borat1: 2:23pm On Jul 14, 2009
Sorry Folks,
But i think this thread should be "EPL Fourth Place: Man Utd vs Man City
Arsenal will finish a beffiting 8th.  cool

@MrCrackles,
Is that you i saw in that blue square league game where you were strapped to ur teams bench with a cord for your wanton uselessness? hmmm
well maybee i was mistaken.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Girls Are So Lonely by Borat1: 2:15pm On Jul 14, 2009
@ topic,
i hear its called mid-life crisis.
Pls dont eat me ladies, i first heard this phrase here on nairaland

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