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Do they me Cold water from refrigerator or Ordinary water/normal water.

If it is cold water, it means we have to add blokes to it to make it very cold then bath.

What of us that loves fucking woman around

@ your number 3 question will make me ask what are you doing on nairaland, are you Seun Osewa?

Everyone in nigeria has fake, even fake terrorist in boko haram and niger delta

HolyHolla: I guess they too should be rewarded with 72 young and versatile men!!!

you wan make toto tear?

If someone steal Seun Osewa pics to make a comments that's in accordance to jail term , that means innocent Seun Osewa might go to jail.

All my enemies in trouble and make I delete all my pics online too, can go to cafe put them to jail

Onila-You are always on weed before posting

Girls lie everyday, that why I always tell them I am not rich and don't have money before dating, if I call them next day, my phone won't be pick . I look up,look down, kongi grip I find better brothel to Bleep. No point in me lying to Bleep them except one babe wey chop my money and no wan give me kitty, I have to lied of 20k prromise to her before she give me kitty,if not for the lie promise she wouldn't have give me the kitty.. She finally run away when I told her I have no 20k to give her, I have no 20k for her. Remember you chop my money wella, so we no owe each other. Since then she don't bother about me,me self no get time bother about her, if one get say she smart, no bi myside, hold your pussy,I hold my dick, Bleep others, I Bleep others too.shikenah

Not all nigerian houses are fence, I have watched america movies and england movies with house fenced too, Nigeria don't just do something concerning housing without copying from these people. Don't give nigeria a bad names. The topic is the rate nigeria fence their house is much more compare to that of england and america. Silly Topic

ORAFA: EX......After spending the nite at my house she woke up and said she had an assignment to submit by 10am so she'll live by 8am. I told her to tell her room mate to do it for her since she always does that. She said nobody knows where it is. I said show them, she said didn't want anybody near her box. She then texted my co-boyfriend and told him to meet her at a certain hotel. Some how I saw the text and asked her if that was the assignment. She replied that she was going there to break up wit him(sounded really funny to me). She left that town by 5pm that day. So I asked wat she did about the assignment and she stupidly said she told her friend to submit it for her. Thank GOD we are no more. But yday she asked me for airtime to browse her assignment. I sent it. Atleast human hearts forgive.

Walahi if she asked for another airtime and you send it, thunder will strike you in Jesus name. Na una dey make other girls think all boys are mumu. Someone Bleep your friend and you still send airtime to her. Mumu original, na U bi dat

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u were born to fvck, wats ur business wit romance? [/quote]What does romance have to do with born2fuck, no matter how many holes man dig around, man will always have one hole he loves to dick every time

I wanted to surprised her on valentine day, I have told her I will be very busy and we likely not see, she told me she will be home throughout as she has no where to go while I secretly bought a gift and head to her house. I got to her house, she was no where to be found, I called her, she told me she was in sitting room" Na waoo, I told her I was in same sitting room, she thought it was a joke, but immediately I gave phone to her Mum, she claimed she was in next street. Walahi" I waited for 2 good hours for person wey claimed she was on next, I could not even stand up with shame of gift I bought, even my leg dey shake, even when she land, her breasst almost commot for the type of dress she wear.

Acidosis: hahahaha... Carry go my oga... I'm with you

. Make tennant no laugh, if landlord suffer, tennant self go taste part of ham.

I remember houses wey dem destroy for Ogun state recently, some shop owners tenant collapse say them don finish, wetin you want make the landlord do then? Matter wey land na for everybody

Acidosis: Hahahahahaha... you want to sue Fashola? SAN ? A dictator?

**** why you open mouth like "Cow wey swallow mango"

Yanga sleep, fashola dey wake ham, na fashola dey bring bad bad rules wey other governors dey follow! High time he leave his office shaperly, the matter wey him wan bring pass his development." Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep self must be ready to open his eyes as well throughout the night"

Hyper tension nearly kill me until I read "Lagos and Fashola" and hope Amosun won't copy because I just invested in 2 bedroom bungalow in ogun state 3 yrs ago and na only land receipt and family receipt got plus wan silly survey I did with my money, man enter prison on top of his money again 2.5 million invested . Eko don ba je patapata, thank God I no buy d one 4 ikorodu

How do you get games to me?

tsidra:
Wat about voicenotes

a lot of people will join boko haram in prison..........

Deblow: Most pple who post comments here don't probably watch the wildlife channels on dstv. Phytons are powerful constrictors that fear no animal in the jungle. It is an awesome beast! I once watched a clip where a python actually killed and swallowed a big leopard. In another clip, it was the timely intervention of the other members of a lion pride that saved a lion that strayed out of the pride. The python had floored the lion and was trying to coil round him when he raised an "sos" alarm that attracted other members who came to his rescue and freed d lion. The python still escaped!

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