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Timflex: see leaders of tomorrow..all dey are saying is bleeping..what a generation

who are leaders of tommorow when buhari and obasanjo never retire after 30 yrs while Tinubu still want to become a president in the next 10 yrs, fashola self fit dey fight for president for 30 yrs, old leaders same as usual

Hotel matter concern me no bi small. I read throughout for the first, make them gun men no go enter when I dey Bleep, as sperm go dey shoot commot on fastlane over fair attack no go easy. RIP to the dead;life goes on for the living,as dem do for earth, make una dey do heaven.

shol: Omo i was 70% ready for second semester examination, when the strike commenced, mehn dem wan use dis strike get me ooo, cause na so so browsing i dey browse and ma Gf dey come ma house...

Strike are meant for Nyanshing World Entertainment (NWE) 4 boys wey sabbi ......if you think you will die reading book, Baba God will not ask you JAMB question in heaven. You better enjoy your life on earth before you die. You suffered on earth, you end up suffering in heaven na double wahala but enjoy on earth while suffer in heaven na equation balance. Bleep anything fuckable. even if after schooling, we still going to end up suffering around working for hours and riding in yeye jeep. I don take to my own dream, I won't work for anyone for long but work for self and enjoy life with free time......some people are gathering their school fees with strike going on, some mummy pet siddon for house with TV, but street boys fucking pussy while hustling and we are all student, go to school now, you will see student agbero(cult-ism) carry bag for neck claiming cultist in same school hanging around and watching everyone movement as if they are security officers......lol

REALITY101: The ugliest and nastiest boobbs on earth

one of the breast reach your head size alone, please go take alomo make dem put breast for your mouth, your eyes go clear one time

Idowuogbo: Na morbidly obese babes u dey carry now? Gawd! D kian rotten smell wey go dey ooze comot for dia body fit wipe an entire community. Nasty looking things.

we are talking of breast and not obese, flaunt your boobs and let's see what you got.

Dis is what I called breast

Even if they are talking of breast, this is what we called breast and not the type of agbalumo type been display everywhere on nairaland girls profile

poshdiva: You mean those lovepeddlers? I doubt you have ever seen a life breast and we aren't talking about mannequins here

breast have lost it value, if children under 7 yrs old see women displaying of breast in half naked pics and we real use breast has morning chewing stick even before we go to work. If anyone has not see another woman breast since he sucked on his mother after birth, the person must have been a blind man

fredoooooo: VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Pope Francis said on Saturday it pained him to see priests driving flashy cars, and told them to pick something more "humble".

As part of his drive to make the Catholic Church more austere and focus on the poor, Francis told young and trainee priests and nuns from around the world that having the latest smartphone or fashion accessory was not the route to happiness.

"It hurts me when I see a priest or a nun with the latest model car, you can't do this," he said.
"A car is necessary to do a lot of work, but please, choose a more humble one. If you like the fancy one, just think about how many children are dying of hunger in the world," he said.

Since succeeding Pope Benedict in March, the former cardinal Jorge Bergoglio of Argentina has eschewed some of the more ostentatious trappings of his office and has chosen to live in a Vatican guest house rather than the opulent papal apartments.

The ANSA news agency said the pope's car of choice for moving around the walled Vatican City was a compact Ford Focus.

(Reporting By Catherine Hornby; Editing by Robin Pomeroy)

http://news.yahoo.com/jesus-drive-pope-tells-priests-buy-humble-cars-183903106.html

cars keh? When naija pastors are doing jet competition

Keeping things is cool and throwing them away should be put into consideration. Remember the era of Ago-elepon, the old school wall clock people thrown away which later sold in million, I thought it was rumour until a friend of mine sold their for 500k.

Throwing cloths away if faded is cool but if not faded should be given to the less privilege, I support that of vitamin and medicine and still which I have my primary school textbook to go through things again, they sometimes sound interested. Don't be surprised that I read the complete textbook of primary 6 when after finishing secondary school, I always read with anger and begging when I was in 6 but funny enough, I read it as story book in after finishing secondary school.

Putting of plastic and some relevant things can be useful in future is silly because you will some times go back to them when the one you are using go broken or destroy and in term of emergency need like you want us paper clean nyansh or wrap something important, you run to your old magazine or beg for papers, they could be reduce but not thrown all away just like that.....5000 dislikes for your post and moderators who set it on frontpage need brain check

This is not just issue of boko haram but political parties or enemies of nigeria gathering some sect of people and paying them to lunch attacks, some culprit are attacking government and been attach everything to boko haram truly and falsely. But all of them will become history very soon

Lagos will accomodate everyone of you, even if no job, you go chop for lagos

kaysy: Please we should be more concerned with our grammar... i beg you all


RIP to the dead... may his soul rest in peace

na grammar bi ya own problem, when dem say person die

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]My man...... Wetin dey sub? Its being long...... I don't see you around![/quote]I was sentenced to Seun Osewa banning Prison for 4 months, enemies rise against but God pass them

[quote author=*idriis*]I don't know about iceland or canada o, but for naija na cold water and garri sure pass. Unless u wan mek eba be dat.[/quote]WaO! You make me remember small pikin when we dey use Cold water sentenced Garri to death with Kuli-Kuli follow by better sugar, until I grown change my way when them say na aboki dey produce kuli-kuli, na groundnut come suffer ham later. I don miss garri die, remember garri ijebu when mama bi dey keep ham inside store. I go run go pack raw ijebu- garri full mouth, run inside fridge use gold water swallow ham like medicine, even before mama say afternoon food, I don belle food (coded)a