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[quote author=PAGAN 9JA][size=16pt]I THANK GODS THIS IS A VICTORY FOR THE NIGERIAN INDIGENES! WE MUST DEMOLISH MORE CHURCHES IN THE FUTURE AND USE IT FOR BETA PURPOSES! THE GODS BE PRAISED! [/size][/quote]I pity the mother wey born,even armrobber better pass U, what a waste of pussy,if you are her only son, she need additional 12 children quick quick

rydow: we need to appreciate the English language coz it's still the official Language that is recognized throughout the world. with this fact, if at all there is need to speak or write in it, it must be according to some prescribed rules of grammar coz what worth doing worth doing well.though its not our language but we need to know and understand its proper usage

which should sit down studying english everyday so millions can get into how pocket? Maybe that is how dangote make his money by studying english everyday

chess guru: ehh bros u strong oo. U dey Gbagaun wit pidgin again..shooo

matter wey no concern u na him u dey pull ya head

BBPREYEgarri: Then which of the groups do you belong to? Retardeens group on the left wing? Guy e be like you be landlord for Yaba left oh! Kai...

The Garri wey dem take brought you up don destroy your brain, I am sad for you

BBPREYEgarri: Are you from yaba left? You sound like an indegene

you sabbi yaba left, is that where you come from?you have proven reason you do not know where is lagos because majority of those who comes from yaba left is likely not to know where is lagos? But I do not belong to your group in yaba left

BBPREYEgarri: Do people live there?

all animal live there, Men,Women,Fowls,Dogs,Cats,Birds,Fishes,,Goats and Cow but I have never seen wide animal there. They even have houses, churches, mosque,clubs and brothels there. Any more question?

BBPREYEgarri: Please where is Lagos?

We have 2 lagos. Lagos, Nigeria and Lagos, Portugal but the Lagos mentioned here is that of Lagos situated in west nigeria,africa govern by Mr. Babatunde Fashola

Toto sweet no bi small, Bleep orobo,lepa,talli,shorty, yellow pawpaw and blacky, toto dey sweet with different babes

Merry Xmas to you all

mortee: You make me laugh, Wale. If people write the way you do, it will be an easy task "spotting their grammatically errors", and believe me, I would have made an extra fortune from you.
I won't banter words with you again having found out that you can only talk with a little degree of knowledge about just one topic, and you don't even explore the positive sides of it either.
Go join the group of everyone who "have a source of living", smallie.

how do I survive without source of living or you think I depend on parents? You must have smoke weed and precise, you have no right to mention by name, only few people on nairaland have the right to say so nothing throwing punches at me

mortee: #heavesasighofrelief# Long last somebody understands my point. Thanks for your comments o.

And for those who still think I should go wash transformer instead of discussing people's grammatical errors, let me tell you - it is in discussing people's errors that I earn a living. I am a copy editor, not just because I have to work, but because it's what I am so in love with. I started in my final year in school, went for NYSC and solely edited our quarterly newsletters and the annual magazine. And believe me, the job I had in school was waiting for me with a letter of promotion.

I am not trying to blow my own trumpet, but just encouraging people like born2fuck to find other things they can spend their time on instead of using free browsing cheats to deliberately be senseless when important issues are being discussed.

If you want to know more about me and probably see the source of my post, check out my page on facebook - https://m.facebook.com/tayokrosdot?refid=17

Gracias!

Who cares about how or what you do to earn a living, everyone have a source of living, keep searching for those you wish to earn a living from by spotting their grammatically errors! Mr.Carol

Face the reality, english writting and oral are not the problem of nigerian economy, speaking english does not determine success, rather than make research and make you brain think wider and bringing your imaginations and dreams into reality,some folks sit down discussing errors and mistakes of other people while the people discussed about are busy making money, they don't even have time for english because they have something more busy than just wasting time on another country language, it is better late than never for some folks here....investment,property,money are true english

babajust: I've been dating my girl for over 3 years now and I am the only man she have known all her life. I recently cheated on her in a careless and selfish manner. In two different encounters. first, I had my condom broken and did bother to protect myself in the second encounter, though both acts were with the same lady... Now I am so afraid. What if I've caught something? what if I've infected my innocent girl? I last had an HIV test last December and now I'm so scared of taking another, even when I had the opportunity of taking a free test on world aids day, I stylishly dodged it. I've never cheated even in my past relationship and can't even explain why I engaged myself in such an act and in a careless way. With the figures published on the rate of the infection I can't stop thinking about how stupid and careless I was.

once a cheater, always a cheater, the journey of one thousands mile begin with a single step, I started your way and now I am very good in cheating

mortee: By their usernames you shall know them...

Making my life error-free is what I do by identifying my skill and passion, and pursuing it to make a difference in my life and in the lives of other people who pay me to edit theit works because they want to make a difference in the world through their writings.
2013 is almost here, make serious plans to be relevant outside of Nairaland.

if I hit hammer on your head, you will see 3 stars. I did not see relevant comments from your posts so far, I will never give my life profile for someone like you to edit because you will edit it the other way round making someone life look like zigzag

Bokoharam: I see many of such in interview sessions and even banks daily. That is what happens when attention shifts from foundational issues to materialism. This is just the beginning. I foresee a time in the near future when even the president, governors and state/national assembly members in Nigeria would write and speak like that, when the so-called youths take over power. Nigerias sure needs a holistic overhaul and liberation in all ramifications.

see useless bokoharam, your days are number, I heard you people just bomb kano?

mortee: I make money from correcting gbagaun, so I am happy in my job and very fulfilled. And in my original post, I offered to help the guy 'write right'.

why not fight forr local government chairman in your community, correct your life errors because pointing into other people mistakes won't make difference in their life, only their account and families matter to them

mortee: I make money from correcting gbagaun, so I am happy in my job and very fulfilled. And in my original post, I offered to help the guy 'write right'.

why not fight local government chairman in your community, correct your life errors because pointing into other people mistakes won't make difference in their life, only their account and families matter to them

Wow!!!! Happy for you sexkill, I owe you one bottle of ogogoro with one better roasted calabar dog and one bag of pure water to suppress ham, finish ham make I come give you two better ashawo as take away for weekend, Na only U alone....Biko! Congratulation

booqee: Ok omotola fell. Dats noted. But whoa..my life remained the same...

comes to me and your life will never remain the same, I have holy water,anointing d*****k and remove cashless policy from your life

vislabraye: Well, there are quite a number of people who are talented in certain areas but speak poor English.
Won't it be better if you are both talented and a good communicator in the language.
Some people even say that speaking good English language does not put food on the table.
Chnua Achebe and Ngozi Adeche are examples of successful writers in English Language. Mind you, Adeche read medicine.

Adichie studied medicine and pharmacy at the University
of Nigeria for a year and a half. During this period, she
edited The Compass, a magazine run by the university's
Catholic medical students. At the age of 19, Adichie left
Nigeria and moved to the United States for college. After
studying communications and political science at Drexel
University in Philadelphia, she transferred to Eastern
Connecticut State University to live closer to her sister,
who had a medical practice in Coventry. She received a
bachelor's degree from Eastern, where she graduated
summa cum laude in 2001.


Can you see Mass Communication involvement, you should learn to understand, she did not only studied medicine, she stop 1.5 years and went ahead to study mass communication, she go through a lot ,not just medicine,so make your sense know more history about people before commenting.

Voting should be private, if I vote against a girl I want to Bleep just because she doesn't truly deserve award , she may eventually not give pussy, I will never vote until we goes backk to the old voting

An accountant who can read and write but cannot prepare a balance sheet?

A doctor who can read and write but cannot even treat a malaria?

a management who can read and write but cannot even manage a game centre?

When will nigeria know the real meaning of education

English only matter with mass communication, accounting deal with figures, doctors should be able to find solution to human health

We have good coaches and good managers, we have profitable goals and unprofitable goals. When will they wake up on nairaland and maybe that is when they will know I don't care if I type rubbish but researching everyday to be able to sort problem with my enable environment and people eventually see the world through me

Blackteeth: And how do you know he is a graduate? Is speaking perfect English the way to know who is a graduate or not?
Please my people, English is just a language. It is never an achievement speaking flawless English.
Our counterparts overseas are busy researching in the laboratories and we are here researching English to speak flawlessly.
Nonsense.

I support you,I support your comment.99% of nairaland does not know the differences between education,illiterate and language.you can be educated even in pidgin and that does not term you a poor graduated, researches count a lot but we specialise in english and forget it is just another country language and not an education which will not require them going to school,you can be educated in any language

1 out of 1000 girls make no different for every available 300 guys, if you do not open your leg, every corners of the world are made of girls who are ready to open legs 10 times a day

freecocoa: You be mumu o.

my babe no vex, na example I just dey make,I no fit use enemies name do example, na people wey love I dey use as example.....