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Like father like son, who have time for bullshit

I love my country Nigeria, it is better to rob a bank than pickpocket. It is better to steal millions than thousands and if you mistakenly steal hundred na life in prison, no room for small sin, iff you cannot commit large crime then don't bother wasting the efcc time commiting small crime or elsse you will go to jail, only large crime pays because goverment will generate money from your billions and 30 per cents will be return back to you

Why sexkill supporting Association of Mumu Boy of Nigeria,paying for what they did not buy from a kill and vexfully shift my post to joke section...why? Why? Why?....let me see you face to face, we will fight man to man and if you beat hell out of me,I will bite hell out of ear

FROM: National Association of Boyfriends (NABs)
TO: National Association of Girlfriends (NAGs)
CC: Federal Ministry of Women Affairs
BCC: Senate Commitee on Conflict Resolution

NOTICE OF SUSPENSION OF STRIKE
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This is to bring to the notice of the public our concerns and conclusion on this Xmas period hereby suspending strike till further notice.

How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB?
A tie & expect Brazilian hair?
Singlet & expect iPad 2?
Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k?
Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at Chicken Republic?

Yet we preach gender equality.

Well, the National Association of Boyfriends (NABs) has concluded it should be trade by barter this Xmas Oº°˚˚°º.

Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.

If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris".

She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair.

If she shows up at your door empty handed, put NTA or AIT for her to watch. Don't let her watch your subscribed cable (no free thing).

If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil.MFM or CAC to be precise.

She gives you a flower, you give her igneous rock from Olumo (all na nature).

The above is currently our exchange rate for the Xmas.

We hereby suspend our strike.

OF THE GREATEST GBAA GBAA...

OF THE GREATEST GBOO GBOO...

OF THE GREATEST NABSITE... GREAT Oº°˚˚°º .

NABS PRESIDENT

Apkors

This news is not new to anyone..your bigboy of nairaland,broadcasting to my fellow nairaland members..call me the sure guy.born2fuck, dobodobo or walestar

I don't use Libido, thank God!!!. I believe in natural enermy, two rounds of sex dey do me exchance all those quickie wey dey chop person money within 5 minutes

[quote author=pretty_boi]Ha ha, I see you're a good citizen of Nigeria by segregating people & being stewpidly sentimental. You must be a great citizen of Nigeria by not giving a damn about any other human being dying as long as they're not Igbo or from your ethnic/tribal group. Is that how to be a good citizen? SMH.[/quote]I am original yoruba boy, Hausas have betrayed nigeria and the God of the land will deal with them soon,Hausa have brings curse upon themselves and their childrens boko haram, they shall see no peace unil all their terrorist die

Smooyis: te author=poweredcom]Haaa ope oo ****jubilating and dancing I can't wait 21st ooo yeah where dat my ashawo babe day make I Bleep am tire and groove waiting for the world the fuckin wiked world to end ** 21st haha wish to see you all in hell . Stupid thinking. U are destroying yourself

for this reason, may go look for better ashawo girl, make world kuku end on top of me fucking toto..... My sin has been forgiven

All these could be summarise, reading post likkke novel tire me on nairaland, person fall from plane or sky?I think say na from heaven him fall from until I figure you people meant jet or plane....bullshit

[quote author=pretty_boi]Still no sense made. Human life is human life. Simple,![/quote]you are not a good nigeria citizen,I do not know why have been wasted time talking to ugly_boil

dhrey: hw does ronaldo or chelsea fans got 2 do wit dis moreover is messi ur uncle.blackman wit empty skul.

trouble nobody, I am going to drink beers on messi breaking records

@pretty-boi: what the Bleep are you talking, madalla church bombing with just 2 hausa name and about 100s above ibo names, if you are among boko haram, your days are numbers, the fathers and mothers of boko haram are bad tress,bearing bad fruits, this is how hausa start biafra, they started from killing ibo, not matters how they target ibo, they will surely kills yoruba too because both yoruba and ibo are one now, but hausa will lose all their generations this time or talks to your useless leaders there funding them, how many local goverment do you people even have that you lied about not knowing boko haram but in west, all are thugs are capture easily, entire hausa protecting boko haram will die with them through JTF

carltz101: d motherless moda4ka dat banned me cos I told bon2fuck d moda4kin truth is just liasing wid his gay boyfriend 2 compensate deir moda4kin feelings.. Am very happy he saw my post... So d honior stupid moderator should also ban dz my id again. Useless antichelsea heediots dedicated in d altar of hellfire and doomed 2 burn der.

I will pray for you at the redemption camp on friday,tell your real name, God will increase your greatness but to be honest, chelsea should stop condemnation, no amount of your curses or abuses will move me because It is the the responsibility of all chelsea fans.....Up Gunners 4 Life , in Messsi and arsene wenger will believe, not 300 milllions players to win 100 milllions trophy, deranking abramovic from the richest to the poorest soon

Useless chelsea

blkmum700: Don't mind them,Most of them don't know how goals are calculated in certain countries and continent.

every point have a reason, Chelse enemies of progress, this is what they are be posting on every website,9 coaches in 9 seasons..50 milllion fernando torres scoring hatrick(brace lol) after they have been humiliate in champion,

demelza: If some of you no mention Chelsea for one day, even in a post that has nothing to do with the club, una body no fit come down.
Pray wetin concern Chelsea with this post??

Chelsea have never supported any good things since their 50 millions fernando torres fail to score 15 goals a season in chelsea , 9 different coaches in 9 season, what do you expect from lunatic champion, imagine a mad man winning 100 meter race just as a chelsea won the champion league, they will never know the value and they prove the worth by sacking their Di Mateo, not even a season contract completed.... They are the one against messi progress