Jodha:
Abi nah yhu rape her...yhur don give her Spanish fly drink dey come cap rubbish for hia....

Your Dp self funny

I bet you, if you meet me in person.

I don't need that Spanish fly to make you rape me.

I am endowed not abt Spanish fly

donstan18:
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Who ask you?

You ironically did sir

donstan18:



Starting from your topic's title.

These your lies can turn my grandma to a virgin and make her hymen to be strong like original leather belt of 12k!!

I understand your plight.

You think its not possible but it actually happened. If you're good looking in school, ladies will always flock around you.

The girl made it the third girl I slept with that day

GozieAchara:
and

.did u buy the drugs to avoid infections

Yes sir

I want to share the Experience I had with a particular girl I met in school..

I met this Girl(Name withheld) when I was rounding up with my project. She is moderately beautiful and was in her First year then.

To make story short, I invited her over to the house and she honoured my invitation, she called me around 7pm to come over to her hostel and pick her and I did as she said.

Between, 10-11pm, I decided to just massage her as she had told me that she needed a Massage. While massaging her, she got Hot and asked me to get a Condom.

I never wanted to have sex with her as I had sexed two ladies on that very blessed day. I made it clear to her that I had just one condom in the house and she asked me to put it on.

I wore the condom and was abt penetrating her, when I discovered she was in her Period. I had to pull off the condom immediately.

She started crying and begging, she rolled on the floor, begging and crying that I have already turned her on with my long dick and I can't leave her like that, she lamented on how she would die if I fail to have sex with her.

I persisted but she forcefully climbed me and put my dick straight to her vagina. At that juncture I couldn't control myself until we finished the first round.

She gave me some money to buy drugs and actually told me the drugs to buy to avoid infections.

It was then that I noticed that some ladies are Sex starved and lack self control just like some guys too.

So Libya na real


My guy wey enter there last three month dey Tb Joshua church now


God reward TB Joshua

You don buy market


It simply means that Tenant has become landlord and Landlord has become Tenant.

God is a great God

I thankGod for All my Ex girlfriends in my life


That's all I can say

For that nairalander that caught a thief and tied him up after dealing with him..

I hope you're not among the zombies hailing Buhari and his cohorts.

I just want to let you know that you're an Animal in Human skin

I want to take this platform to Thank DaddyFreeze for speaking out Against The exploitation going on in our modern Churches.

I can see our celebrities going around helping and lifting Humanity instead of the Orthodox ways of going to church to gift our God of Men Some luxuries.

You're the only Hero of Our Time.

Thanks

You ppl will continue to enjoy this wrath until you stop to wait for your so called God rescue mission..


Keep waiting for God to comman rescue you but don't complain abt Rochas govt.

You rem. What happened to Moses on getting to promised land?

The main reason I don't feel like getting married now is dat, everyone will now Know am having sex including my mum and it's Makes me feel shy.

The main reason I don't feel like getting married now is dat, everyone will now Know am having sex including my mum and it's Makes me feel shy

OK, I need this for my tourist visa

The main reason I don't feel like getting married now is dat, everyone will now Know am having sex including my mum and it's Makes me feel shy.

TheManofTomorrow:
And yet again you decided to step up your game. You expect us to believe that you are the one. It could have been a random guy u lifted his pix for Pete sake. A picture of you phone in hand viewing Nairaland or...



Why did you blurr ur face. You are not too handsome of that is really you tho.
Deluded are you female colleagues.

Bro. You hate too much bro.

I am not too handsome and its not my pic.

What r you saying bro?

TheManofTomorrow:
You are a blatant liar. Since you claim you are handsome, upload your pics for us to confirm now.



This is the last Bleep I will give if you still refuse to upload your pix. All I see from your post is an ugly nigga who lacks attention in the real world and trying to put on a facade of handsomeness in order to garner cheap attention from NL girls
Newsflash; You have failed.
If you are that handsome, there won't be any argument over just uploading your facial picture.
Look for another place to display your gross foolishness.

You won it sir

TheManofTomorrow:
I'll pass. I'm just interested in making everyone know what simpleton you her in creating such a cheap tread such as this declaring yourself what you are not.

You and I both know you aren't near handsome

I am not bragging with being handsome bcz the only thing it has earned is unnecessary attraction from opposite sex.

I am a God fearing person.

God bless you for your opinion though

djpriopry:

By the way how is your office setting
You made it seem like you work in a hotel

Not at all

djpriopry:
if it is left to me,i think you're trying to score some cheap attraction points with NL girls.i don't think it is working though,try harder you would get there,hahaha....na wa oh

I am not trying to, I want to remain anonymous bcz my boss is a regular visitor to this forum.

TheManofTomorrow:
I dare you to post your picture here or remain forever silent. Fool thinks we'll believe his lies trying to form handsome guy.

THERE wasn't even traffic on better guys not alone you.

Are you interested in seeing my pictures or giving out the message?


I am sorry but you will have to try harder for you to see my picture.

Lala is one of the reasons Nigerians r killing and eating everything animal.

Including, Monitoring lizard bcz he keep promoting it..


See his mood when he sees this snake thread..

Tapout:


odiegwu ... have u eaten today??

Yes boss, Food is not my problem now.

I want to get over this please.

dhamstar:
your picture so we can access you

Sorry, I don't want traffic and more disturbances from Nairaland babes..

Just proffer solutions to me please

Loyalblak007:

Please, coman break record with me.

I will suck your booby for 1year non stop..

We go make em aswear