DaddyMorenike:
hyena?! Lol! It's a parrot.

grandstar:


it's not a civet. Just too big。 I strongly suspect a hyena

kenzysmith:
Just imagine messi was not born in this era. Ronaldo for the match everybody head including fifa president very selfish person. If na him dey messi shoes he go protest 4 d award giving to van dirk. Ororo u are a great great goal scorer but messi redefine football. I hope ronaldo does not succed at juventus in the champions league

Ernerstdavid55:
Stc well I give glory to God at least I came second so I want to thank my mom my sister for believing in me for this great achievement tnk u God bless

TINALETC3:
I eat rice everyday, l mean everyday, it's my favorite, Dats my food

akuracy:
How can you be using broom to sweep my house when you know I am a PDP member. It's over!!!

K9Uneet:

I just fiddled with your scrotum and I couldn't find any balls there. Lolz.

Caseless:
liar! You know nothing about the topic. Maybe you think we are talking about tonimas here.

LoveMachine:
The first decent news all day.

Lovetinz:


i am really good at english.
You are not.

Jadekitana:
I just saw a thread with mostly short girls trying to give themselves hope! Well it's allowed, but take heart, tall girls rule anytime any day, anywhere. But we know how y'all feel so i'm just gonna be soft here guys don't get deceived here are some advantages of dating tall girls

1) Tall ladies exude confidence: have u ever been to a dinner or evening party,wedding or occasions and a tall elegant lady walks in? It's like magic. All attention is fixed on her, especially the type who cat walks like me! Men we no send anybody. You see ushers rushing to look for a comfortable position for us to sit,now that's priceless unlike the short babes who hardly get noticed even with the 11inches heels.

2) Every dress fits them: from gowns, to jumpsuits to jeans to leggings, every single thing fits. Imagine a tall lady with Sharon stones kinda hot legs on mini skirt? Guys you would release mere thinking of what's under her skirts.

3) Tall ladies never feel inferior: you see them always ready to talk in functions, events and what have you! They have nothing to loose. They possess that self confidence anywhere.

4) You don't need to bend to kiss us: we are bad like that. Luckily if u tall as well we make a perfect couple, if u short we bend to kiss u, you cant put your hands around our shoulders to intimidate us, it's actually very romantic when we put our hands around your shoulder and plant a peck on your cheeks! Short girls ndo, u girls can never do that.

5) We are good on bed: forget the portability of short ladies, tall girls with long legs are ready to hang that leg anywhere! Our legs can comfortably go round your waist. Angle 69 is awesome and easy and above all tall girls have really deep cunts,they can take any size of dick very well without feeling any pain duuuh to dem short girls.

6) We give our men self confidence: you don't need to start looking for us in the crowd when we go out, we don't need heels. Have u ever seen a short guy walking with his tall babe? The look on his face is priceless. You see that self confidence he has, the look of "even though i'm short my babe is proud of me" and for a tall guy you need to see the way they both oppress the crowd, damn my head is swelling.

7) You don't need a stool in your house: we can reach anything without help, we are that good. We fix bulbs, clean the shelf, we don't need to call u 247 to help us out with things around the house, we are that gifted.

We compliment your genes: it's hard to see a tall woman give birth to a dwarf kid. Even if her hubby is short, her kids come out average. So if u a short guy and u dating a short babe, have a rethink! You sure don't want a pygmy for a kid.

9) tall girls are hardly hot tempered: what's there to be angry about? I mean we have it all, guys always wanna associate with us so why have high BP on trivial issues? We laugh a lot and allow things slide.

10) If u ain't dating a tall lady, you need to step up your game

cliffbecks:
Who gave us the name , Naija giant of Africa . Common Injection for animals we don't ve ,with all zoo in Nigeria ,and the zoologist and all PhD holders in Zoology in this country . The first thing that entered my mind was they should use their gun with that injection. Then I was told we don't ve it the best option was to kill it ,its a petty for us as a country .

akreest:
Its a shame that Rivers state is the only state fighting against its Ministerial nominee. Have you heard of any other state behaving so foolishly in the whole of Nigeria? Do you think they are all very happy about the choice of nominees from their state? They are all coming together to support their nominee in the best interest of the people of the state. Even Fayose had to come out publicly to order all Senators from his state to ensure that his opponent in the last election was approved as a Minister or they should not come back home.

What is wrong with Rivers state? When are we going to stop fighting each other? This is really shameful!!!!

refreshrate:
Rich man gets some good news: Honey we're going on vacation, water sports, bungee jumping etc

Poor man: iya kafila move closer joo don't you want to celebrate with me?... loses iya kafilas wrapper...


9months later: Ebenezer Obey e sa ma miliki o

Gerrit?