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Wasnt an ansa eida jus a song i decided to sing to compliment ya statement

omopastor16:
twasnt a question u sissy

if u ask me...na who i go ask!!!

omopastor16:
pls niyola is still a virgin

Am focusing more on your fyn face and body structure not dis ur long story

silverdam:
Dear Tecno Mobile,

I'm writing this letter with excessive sweating all over my body, which implies i'm unhappy. I'm a big fan of Tecno Products, i admire their brand, for the fact that it's not longer referred to as "Chinko". I remember how i feel in love with Tecno products, it was in my final year in school, i was still managing my Blackberry Bold 2, my female friend brought her Tecno Phantom, i fell in love with the phone, it was fabulous, i was jealous of her cos it was her sugar daddy that actually bought the phone for her, i don't have sugar daddy cos i'm a boy and i don't have the luxury to buy such an expensive phone. Ever since that day i began to google Tecno products, i was delighted i did, that was how i found out about Tecno Phantom Pad Mini, it was love at first sight. After reading the full specifications, i fell deeper in love with it but no money to buy it, the price tag was N35,000, where do i want to get that?

So i started saving up also hoping that the price would have been reduced before i gather the money together. It wasn't easy at all, i would have to save upto 60% of my feeding allowance all because of Tecno Phantom Pad Mini. I was so obsessed with it, to the extent that i saved the image on my phone. After 3 months of depriving myself of good food, good clothes and clubbing, i was able to raise N30,000. I had to sell my blackberry to make it complete, luckily for me the price of the phone was reduced to exact amount. I was so happy to have raised the money, cos the journey wasn't easy, it wasn't easy at all ooo.

Finally, finally, i bought the phone, i was so happy, i was on top of the world, even though there was no money for subscription, i was still happy. I made some of my friends and hostel mates jealous, i earned little respect from haters, i had pride, i don't allow anybody to touch my phone anyhow. I was so crazy in love with my phone, i was always flaunting it in lecture room, come and see beefing. Selfies nko? I became a selfie freak, taking selfies everyday, even in the toilet.

I enjoyed blogging with the phone, i'm a blogger and blogging has never been that easy for me like that, i had to abandon my laptop for my phone, writing of stories became so easy and interesting for me, i don't need laptop to write fiction & non-fiction stories and publish them on my blog, everything was done on my Tecno Phantom Pad Mini. I became so attached to my phone.

8 months later, i was in the toilet reading some articles on my phone for a job interview i'm suppose to attend the following day. I just don't know what came over me, i was so careless and my beloved phone fell into a bucket of water. I screamed, i cried, forget about big boys don't cry, seriously i cried like a christmas goat. I was restless, i couldn't sleep, my mum blamed me, i was just crying. The next day i took it to an engineer, i got a bad news, i was told the phone was beyond repair. I cried, did you know why i cried? I cried because i starved myself to buy the phone, i cried because my haters will mock me and i also cried because of my blogging and stories saved on my phone, everything were all gone. I took the phone to 3 different engineers, i was told the same bad news.

I missed my Tecno Phantom Pad Mini, i don't have the luxury to buy the phone presently cos i'm just a fresh graduate, unemployed and no more allowances. Tecno Mobile, i write to you to please help my situation, i'm frustrated already, i am already attached to my Tecno Phone, i missed selfie, BBM, Instagram and every other beauty that comes with the phone. Portable blogging has been difficult for me, writing of stories is not interesting anymore. I missed my TECNO PHONE. Tecno Mobile please come to my aid and assist me, na beg i dey beg.


Tosin Silverdam

So wat this pishure mean to say now is that faze e yaff nack niyola akpako in the past be dat,.?oga oo...merry go round world

Abi oo...i wud come back and comment when the otumokpor she use tie peter don cast

searching4lovee:


GANG WETIN BLOODY MGBEKE

HBD Stella buh u gotta change ya ways

I dis-agree wit u dat d guy in question(deji)is broke and immature,.for crying out loud accordin to the tweets his works in an oil coy meaning his pockets are big,from his own God fearing mind he decides to take dupe for shoping(more like a trial)and to her she just picked one item worth 250k,haba....thats outrageous(250k dats our rent for a 2bed apartment oo)notwithstanding her oliver twist self deji still paid for it without complaining(now tell me isnt that maturity)only to get home and call off the relationship(best option)

N.B--Not all guys like(deji)thinks like others like(sweetorgasm) that the only way to repay a girl back is to Bleep her like "4 to 5 rounds"--#intergrity still matters u know.

sweetorgasm:
Its simple as A.B.C d man is a broke ass, imature nigga n he is a learner in d game. "as 4 me if i was d man, i will dump her but nt at dat time, i will drink two bottles of origin wen we wana hav sex n i will make sure dat i Bleep her n go 4 like 5 rounds b4 dawn in d morning, then afta d sex, i can now dump her.

In as much as i wud wanna finally graduate from that school I WILL DO NOTHING,.whether i be the copier or the copiee--I WUD STILL BEG that lecturer,.#shikena

uncleck:
DRAMA IN THE LECTURE HALL TODAY (ED 411) - Alvan Ikoku Federal College of Education, Owerri

A lecturer handling a group that comprises of the department of History, English language and Geography in Ed 411 made a drama that has brought him to lime light today.

It started few minutes to the end of his lecture with the group when he called the names of two students – one boy and one other girl. The boy was outside due to space while the girl stood up. The most annoying thing was that the guy came in from outside to answer a rather surprising call from the lecturer.
Standing next to the girl, the lecturer disclosed that the guy copied from the girl in the previous exam holding the both answer scripts up. He then concluded that both of them should start preparing for carry over.

Ironically the day’s lecture was on “punishment” were the Dr. of Psychology had just explained three types of punishments namely: proper, doubtful and undesirable punishments. After his verdict the students unanimously chanted “undesirable punishment….” (It is an extreme form of unjust punishment that does not necessarily result in any positive behavior).

On a more serious note; was the lecturer right? If you are the girl that was copied from what would you do? If you happen to be the boy that was disgraced what will you do?

https://www.facebook.com/AlvanStudents

Would really appreciate if you could stick to your words not to dignify me with another response on this cos last time i checked-You still dont understand my comment-

Thank Me Later Instead.

nerodenero:
Funny enough that you based your judgment on the comments of people and your own assumption.

Anyway, one question for you: Show me in the report where the OP suggested that the lady in question is or not a virgin?

If you could establish the above, then you would have succeeded in convincing me that your assumption was right and if otherwise, please don't respond again as I won't dignify you with another response.

Thank you.

Not jus Tonto Dike alone,other celebrities do this too...buh den der jus has to be a scape goat at every moment which apuns to be tonto's turn now

N.B--My dear ladies be contempted with wat u have to avoid stories that touch the heart like Tonto's

Op read my lips and pay more attention to this---> DO NOT HIT<---..no matter what

#TeamCandyCrush

If only i was a soldier

lol,.u shud rather read,re-read and read again the Op post as well as other pples comment so u wud know the correlation of mine own comment as regard the "topic of discuss" u mentioned,.thank me later wen u understand.

nerodenero:
I'm mature enough to know you need not ask such a question when topic of discuss isn't related to it.

Lesbian!!!...pls explain that word to me,sounds new to my ears

MarieSucre:
lesbian alert!!!

Well mine isnt really funny but den it was fun for i and emeka whom i always had to raise up my pinafor for so he cud dubb the obj answers from my yellow pawpaw laps were i wrote the expo back den in the hall for ss3 waec exam,.to God be the glory we both passed with good grades thanks to cheating

Ekenedilichukwu

HopeAlive14:
The young has grown.

Well enough which u wud only know wen ure 18plus

nerodenero:
Of what benefit is that to you?

His a typical example of a leader of Tomorrow

Hope shes still a virgin oooo

Futuristic Tense

Airforce1:
dont worry, when she starts making money she go buy you house and a car

prodigal son!!!

Totally agree wif Charles Novia,.Efcc had bera com investigate dis traveller guy,cos i suspect foul play here

Whiskey had berra change his name to FIGHTkid,.o tin poju fun

lol...see his fresh laps