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Pls include the "SEND ME UR ACCOUNT DETAILS" text too

The Most essential of all

yusaze:
Here are the eight situational texts you should certainly be mindful of and how to go about them properly.
1. The “good morning” text
You’re going to want to get a bit creative, here. Dive into your bag of tricks, as it’s the first thing she’s going to be waking up to in the morning. Make sure to stay away from generic sh*t like “good morning.”
Do you know how many dudes have probably texted her “good morning”? Exactly. You’re going to want to separate yourself from the pack, so to speak – and how are we going to do that? Bam, we’re gonna throw in a pet name.

2. The “I had a good time” text
If you genuinely had a good time with a girl – whether it was on a date or after just meeting her for the first time somewhere – it’s super crucial to be vocal about it. Don’t be shy, big guy. We’re going to have to use our words.
Remember, if you don’t say anything, how will she know? Having said that, we all don’t have to be wordsmiths like Hank Moody in order to express ourselves.
Keep it short and sweet and straight to the point. If you had fun with her, just say, “Hey, I really had fun with you last night.”
It shouldn’t really matter how specifically you choose to articulate it – as long as you’re clear-cut about your feelings. The ability to vocalize your emotions will show confidence, and girls will eat that sh*t up.

3. The “I’m just thinking about you” text
You’ll have to be wary of how liberal you are with this type of text. If you overuse it, you’ll risk making yourself sound a little bit creepy.
I mean, think about it; If her feelings aren’t 100 percent matched, it might make her a little bit uncomfortable knowing you’re “thinking about her” with any great frequency.
Then again, if she’s into you – the same way you’re into her – this type of text will pay off in spades. It’ll tell show her she’s truly making an impact on your day-to-day, and you’re sensitive enough to recognize and appreciate it.

4. The “this is what makes you special to me” text
If there’s one thing women will always love – aside from diamonds and surprise-Beyoncé albums – it’s a compliment. Along these lines, if there are certain aspects about your girl you’re specifically into, don’t be afraid to let her know.
If anything, you should be more afraid of what you don’t say. A lot of times, men will try and play it cool, and women will mistake that for apathy.
A random text letting her know you think she’s pretty or like the way she dresses can go a long way in letting her know you’re interested.

5. The “I miss you” text
I wouldn’t necessarily recommend this text if you’re in the early stages of the dating ball game, however, if you’ve been in a relationship with someone for a long period of time – it’s natural to miss her a little when you’re gone (cue Drake voice).
And if you do miss your significant other, it can’t hurt to let her know. Your girl will always love hearing you’re yearning for her, wherever you might be, and it will always make her feel special. You want your girl to feel special, don’t you?

6. The “I love you” text
Once you and your girl are on firm “I love you” terms, be generous with your application of the phrase.
I can’t really think of a time of the day when a lady wouldn’t enjoy being told she’s loved, especially by someone who she’s expected to love, in return.

7. The “how was your day” text
Usually, this text is tossed around in casual conversation with people you don’t really care about.
You know, you might see someone on the train (who you’d honestly rather not speak to), and you ask how his or her day went – solely to avoid any awkward silence for the remainder of your journey together.
When you send this text to a girl you like – and your intentions are genuinely to find out how her day went – suddenly this text takes new shape.
When you ask how her day went, it’s one of the realest methods of showing a girl you actually care. After all, if you didn’t, I’m sure you wouldn’t care to know how her day went.

8. The “I’m sorry” text
When you’re invested in a relationship with someone, disputes are bound to arise. Hey, we’re humans, and humans are entitled to their own opinions – it’s just the nature of the business.
Once conflict arises, however, it’s important to extinguish it properly, so to speak.
If you have feelings for a woman, it’s best to try and take control over these conflicts yourself, as to not leave anything to chance.
If you’re feeling uncomfortable about an argument the two of you might’ve had earlier, just take the initiative and apologize – even if there’s been some awkward silence for the past few hours.
This will show her you’re mature enough to swallow your pride for the good of your relationship, and she’ll always appreciate that.

Source: http://www.9janewsarena.com/2015/05/8-texts-messages-girl-actually-wants-to.html

Abi oo,.i wonder what his looking for up and down

Greediness at its peak

freshdude99:
If I were this man, I will just concentrate on my business empire and leave politics alone
Otedola and dangote isn't doing bad at all like wise him

Visit any branch of Mountain Of Fire And Miracle Ministries and undergo there one-week fasting and praying deliverance,am sure her story wud change.

Cos to me this is more than medical attention alone.

God help Her

pretydamsel1:
Hello my fellow Nairalanders, my girlfriend has been suffering right from her childhood till now, please is there any solution for her because this bed-wetting issue is becoming something else. just yesterday she decided to spent a night in her boyfriend house since it was raining heavily ( note, she doesn't sleep outside because of this problem) only for her to come to my house this morning as early as 5:30am with tears in her eye and when I ask her what happen, she told me the same old issue of bed wetting and that the guy drove her out, call her names and ask her never to call him again.

please what can she do to stop this mess because age is no longer on her side.
mature advice please!

which is...?

obiak4:
do the needful plsssssss

Biggynt:
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http://www.punchng.com/entertainment/the-fashionista/i-always-feel-sexy-in-mini-skirts-funke-etti/

Some get food but cannot eat.....Some can eat but they gat no food....You(funke etti)get food and you can eat....Glory be to Jah Jehova....oya se ope ti e

Good boy[b][/b]

obiak4:
yea and am also still open to learning
spread my mat carry my book and pen waiting for
bornagainchild my empress am ready to learn

dridowu:
The English Football Association has ruled out playing an international friendly with the Super Eagles in the near future.
Nigeria Football Federation President Amaju Pinnick was at Wembley Stadium in London on Tuesday for a private meeting with FA Chairman Greg Dyke.

One of the key points discussed at the informal meeting was the possibility of both countries facing each other in an exhibition game before the end of 2015.

‘’The discussions included reference to Mr Pinnick’s appreciation for English football and his desire to foster closer links between the NFF and The FA,’’ The English FA stated on its official website.

‘’Although there are no plans in the foreseeable future for a senior men’s international between England and Nigeria, it was agreed to keep dialogue open between the countries. ‘’

The Super Eagles last played England in a friendly on November 16, 1994, and the Europeans won the game 1-0 thanks to a goal from skipper David Platt.

Two days ago, Amaju Pinnick had mooted the idea of both countries playing a friendly in October but The Three Lions have two crucial European Championship qualifiers against Estonia and Lithuania in that month.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/friendly-england-reject-eagles/

Very Good

I so love this

lalasticlala:
http://www.punchng.com/news/student-other-die-in-imo-hotel/

Nkan Nbe!!!


R.I.P to the dead

To even think that all this akatikoro babes wudnt mind bleeping him,.

We Females sha !!!

Olorun lo ma gba wa finally

He stoled money that could not even buy a 504

sukkot:
how much did nwobodo stole ?

awesomep:
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http://www.channelstv.com/2015/05/08/four-nigerians-win-british-parliament-seats/

Idi igbo kwezonu....We rock!!!

This Osinbajo wants to use style and resemble my dad sha,.abi are they related

Berra i go find out now*zaps off*

May the dead R.I.P

MOUA:
Ghanaian man who dresses in a suit to hawk water melon around Madina in Ghana's capital ( photo )
see more photo >>http://www.mouaue.com/2015/05/ghanaian-man-who-dresses-in-suit-to.html

Work-Chop

U still dont get it

obiak4:
Amen in that case because during his regime there was peace and prosperity
#1 almost equal to 1 dollar
otherline no bloodbath everyday like jona regime steal and go to prison
drug use and abuse were at it minimal
employment was not as scares like this regime
impunity was not the other of the day then
our military were not politician then they were focused on doing their job
with these point of mine I hope have been able to convince you without any infinitesimal iota of doubt
why I would claim your blessing
baba one chance please take us back to 1986 era IJN help me say amin oooooo x10

jascon1:
like really, miss! i was only trying to be respectful to your slacked ccunt. your comments are as confused as your username. bloody crass i only said if your cerebrum has been shifted to your labia majora i am not the physicist for such surgery, visit the guy next door. my posts are my opinions, and u need to rest after such a hard night work at the brothel. im not the guy owing you some credits so y pour your sluty frustration on me. hey is a weekend save your voice for moaning tonight n dont waste it on me miss baboon.
have a nice weekend
much love from my ass

Jesox!!!

And to them they feel they have a male child,.were-as its a wandering he-goat they are parenting,.smh

[s] i was only trying to be respectful to your slacked ccunt. your comments are as confused as your username. [b]bloody crass [/b]i only said if your cerebrum has been shifted to your labia majora i am not the physicist for such surgery, visit the guy next door. my posts are my opinions, and u need to rest after such a hard night work at the brothel. im not the guy owing you some credits so y pour your sluty frustration on me. hey is a weekend save your voice for moaning tonight n dont waste it on me miss baboon.
have a nice weekend
much love from my ass [/s]


Wen last did u run a test(H.I.V)cos u seem to know more about a hustlers activities...o ma se ooo,.if at this age in ur life u still havent got it right den i guess u can nevr ever get it right again

Bleached retarded fellow

Lol,.

Firstly its spelt BASTARD and not baRstard

Secondly,.if only ur mum had know better den,im sure u wudnt be alive now refering one as a bastard,all cos of a comment made.

Thirdly,.i promise not to diginify u with another response on this.

Shallow being.

Viciyus:
Barstard,


You no fit just use your brain for just 1min.


If you no get anything to write just read.

Mugu

Which also makes u a half-wit for wasting ur time responding to what you wud av ignored,.

So who is more foolish now?(dont bother answering cos its obvious)

Anyways,Nice to meet u senior fool.

jascon1:
i wish i could, but since i lack the prowess that you have, pls help me miss/mrs born again child.
but one advise, only fools can spend their time reading n replying to insensible posts. next time try to act sensible

So what happens to the whole money the candidate wasted to write the exam,.hmmm?

Isnt it high time there should be refunds or something?

Abi is it only to cancel results they know all in the name of exam mal-practice?Which we know are all lies

I doubt if any of them can even answer the questions set

Everything is just corrupt in this country

dridowu:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/waec-cancels-2014-results-of-candidates/

If only he made all these moves earlier,.maybe continuity would have been his take


(a stitch in time---saves 99 not just 9)

unikazzy:
The Federal Government has directed that a verification and revalidation exercise be carried out on all credentials and records of all staff in the Federal Civil Service.

The Head of the Civil Service of the Federation, Mr. Danladi Kifasi, gave the directive to officials managing the Integrated Personnel and Payroll Information System in a circular signed by the Permanent Secretary (Special Duties) in the Office of the Head of the Civil Service of the Federation, Dr. Amina Shamaki.

Kifasi said, , “The exercise will encompass verification and revalidation of crucial documents of all federal staff in the core Ministries, Departments and Agencies of the Federal Government and their outstations in the affected states in collaboration with other IPPIS stakeholders.”

He stated that the exercise being the second phase would run through Monday, May 11 and May 22, 2015 at the headquarters of federal MDAs in the FCT and between May 18 and 22, 2015 in the North-East and North Central zones.

“Kifasi stated that when the exercise is concluded, it will provide for a centralised data base for the Nigerian Public Service with a single, accurate source of employee information that will aid government’s manpower planning and decision making”, he added.


www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/fg-orders-verification-of-workers-certificates/

olokfor:
Explosion is on at the ever busy Lagos to Ibadan expressway the explosion occured this morning at about 9am when two tankers exploded on motion.... Heavy traffic is on the road and officials of the FRSC were on ground to direct traffic off the major road.

Metronaija.com can authoritatively confirm to that no lives were lost but about 3 passengers were badly injured.

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS BELOW

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/05/breaking-news-explosion-on-lagos-to.html

Still on that same road-

-There has been a half lifeless body(A slashed head to stomach-lap and legs missing)at magboro busstop for abt 3days now

-Our Neigbours pregnant wife and so many others were wisked away by SARS for no just reason(still at magboro busstop along the expressway)-SARS now demanding 100k for each person release(PURE EXTORTION)

God help us

Buhari should call his people to order na,.ahn ahn

abi se time never reach ni,after all his wish has come to pass

lalasticlala:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/breaking-news-three-students-killed-20-injured-as-boko-haram-attacks-yobe-school/#sthash.x6pTsR3Z.dpuf

The trekkers way

olaxco2f:
i don't get this bro!



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from Mile 2 to Apapa na same



from Cele Express to Okota Ago same




from Pako to Jakande Gate e worst



from NNPC down to Ejigbo Ori oke na war


sigh


which way naija?

georjay:
IGBO kwenu!!!!!!!kwenu!!!!!kwezenu!!!!!!Proudly yoruba!!!! One love. Goodluck to them sha...

And patience jonathan to you my Un-tribalistic ofe nmanu broda

Pebcak:
https://a.fod4.com/misc/Trampoline%20Dunk%20Fail.gif

se eyan le leyi

Logicalmind1:
Wizkid famzing with Chris Brown - inferiority complex and "notice me".

Its allowed...(Listen to M.I's Bad belle track)

himkers:
Small kids

Doing bigger things than you i guess

jascon1:
ehen GEJ keep going straight, dont bend o. you will c a bus stop but dont stop o. then take left after the police station then you will see water, just come down from the train and a boat will be waiting there to carry you to otueke. the paddle is inside cos we no see fuel buy. so paddle am go otueke and dont bring the boat back again.

Try make a sensible post next time

baseg25:
https://instagram.com/p/2Y0njQAMS_/

And the kids are already pouting at this tender age

Is that all Annie can teach them for now

obiak4:
if not that you are born again I would have prayed for you
may God let your life be manage the way GEJ manage Nigeria IJN I pray!!!!!"" can I get a witness

In that case may God also let your own life be ruled the way Buhari ruled Nigeria during his military regime,.Amen


N.B-Wont ask for a witness cos i know your case(which i just decree now)would surely be established

MRBrownJ:
sadly, a person who has traveled across the world with drugs in their stomach or belongings, will only see this banners when they ARRIVE in Indonesia/Malaysia and therefore it is unfortunately too late to back track. people dont normally carry drug from Indonesia/Malaysia out to the world, but from the world to Indonesia/Malaysia

I'm Suspecting you to be a carrier also

Cos i wonder how you know exactly what i know

pijango:
The actress and mother of two shared these beautiful new photos of her family ..They are so cute!

http://www.pijangonews.com/2015/05/actress-mercy-johnson-and-family-stuns.html

While sensible Actress like(M.J)are building a home,shameless ones like Halimah Abubakar and Co are busy crowding Insagram with pictures,.mtcheww...

Time would tell soonest